Jeremy Corbyn Leaves ISIS

Jeremy Corbyn recently resigned as chairman of the Stop The War Coalition saying that he had to step down in a number of roles after becoming famous as the new leader of the Labour party.

He has also stepped down the Tree huggers against the military group and the Give Ireland back to the Paddys association. He will remain as the PR representative of Hamas UK and will continue writing his weekly column in Hezbollah News.

One surprise move was when he stepped down as deputy chairman of ISIS. As you know ISIS are the brave freedom fighters who are defending their land from infidel invaders, journalists and aid workers. They have been much maligned in the press for just being Muslim. Corbyn has been trying to help them over come the prejudices of the great western crusader war machine and the Zionist puppet masters.

Obviously the west has left them no choice but to fight to defend their oil and freedoms, they are the real victims here.

Corbyn believes that if the UK scraps its nukes and abolishes its military then the rest of the world will respect them and follow suit thus achieving world peace. Much like how Ukraine scrapped its nukes and then was invaded by Russia .... no, that's a bad example. Madagascar doesn't have nukes and no one has ever invaded them.

He also believes that everyone should grow a beard, marry at least 3 times and ride a bicycle. He will also help the British population by banning smoking and drinking and will introduce the vegan lifestyle should he ever become Prime Minister. He promoted vegan Kerry McCarthy to be in charge of farming and agriculture, she has said, "I really believe that meat should be treated in exactly the same way as tobacco, with public campaigns to stop people eating it." 
 

Soon you'll see meat eaters forced to eat meat at tables outside restaurants and standing in shop doorways scoffing a burger before having to go inside, there will be laws about eating a drumstick in yer car if you have kids inside and of course the price of meat will go up even more with pictures of dead animals on the packaging.

He will take religion out of the school curriculum and replace it with political pamphlet making classes. Rapists and Pedos who are victims of society will be given therapy rather than prison, a little kindness and respect goes a long way. 

Luckily not even the British public are stupid enough to vote in an anti-bacon candidate into number 10. They'll turn a blind eye to his anti-monarchy sentiments and his close ties with the IRA and Hamas but bacon is serious. Old Knudsen has shived people in the exercise yard over bacon.   

David Cameron fucked a dead pig's head, he is the leader we need and deserve. If Corbyn ever fucks a packet of rashers he may very well get into number 10, if there is video of it he might even rule the world.

Another politician has stepped down from an important Middle East job. Senator John McCain, the man who became a hero for getting shot down and held prisoner during Nam has left his role as Chairman of the Free Syrian Army training corp. He cited being too busy pushing Navajo off their land for the mining rights back in his home of Arizona to train a bunch of yahoos that stood no chance of winning.

How the fuck is a guy who picks up a gun and beheads what ISIS fighters they capture a moderate anyways? Oh he's just a little bit of a fanatic lets fund him.

US trained Syrian rebels just recently gave six pick-up trucks and a load of their ammunition and their lunch money to the al-Nusra Front this week in exchange for safe passage. That's 25% of the equipment the brave American tax payer gave them. $500 million was given to train 5,000 rebels though the first 54 who graduated were chased away by the nasty al-Nusra front.

The US had the same problem in Iraq, stop training troops to be pussies for fucks sake. Let the Yamam or NAVSOG train them, they're tough vicious cunts, even the Australian SASR would be better. 

Al-Nusra are the Syrian group linked with al-Qaeda but the head of the Free Syrian Forces said that they promised them not to drive the trucks into any American buildings. 

McCain has denounced al-Nursra as bullies and thugs and certainly not 'our' kind of radical, he did pour some praise on the Kurds in Syria .... but not the Kurds In Iraq as he didn't want to upset Turkey. 


  
  

The Virgin Teens Of Terror Strike

 

Even tough guys need wooly gloves for the cold.

Near Belfast's Broadway roundabout a group of youths scrawled a message on a wall saying that Taigs will be crucified. Then they pulled up their hoods, a couple had gotten their granny to knit them ski masks and they posed for a chilling picture .... well it looked chilly at least. 

 Planks holding planks. 

You can see from the picture that 2 or 3 might be 16 or 17 year-olds while several are like 13 years-old if that. Old enough to cause trouble if directed to do so by a community worker paramilitary hood. That is what they have been doing for years the adults stay to the back giving orders while the younger ones who won't do any serious jail time do the work at the front. 

Do you know where yer children are? ..... Do you even give a shit? That is what happens when abortion is illegal, all the unwanted wee fuckers hanging around causing trouble and Loyalists breed like Fenians popping out a litter of 5 plus at a time. Do those kids in the picture looked loved? I doubt any of them have a pair of trousers with a zipper that isn't their school uniform. It wouldn't be difficult to find those track suits, I'm sure they all hang around the nearest bonfire site, if only we had police who weren't afraid of confrontation .... give Old Knudsen a badge and a gun and he'll clean up the streets like he did in Rio until Amnesty stepped in.

Do these wee cunts think they are ISIS? It takes a lot of time and effort to crucify someone and not to mention the screaming, their screaming, not the victim. I bet these wankers even tag each other in the pictures they post. What the fuck does VTOT mean?  Virgin Teens Of Terror? 

Balls on the Falls.

 

Anyway it was a shite advertising stunt considering they never said when it was to start. Tomorrow? Next week? August? Did you see ISIS threatening to crucify people? They only threatened to behead people for a laugh as they had already did it. They then they went from burning people alive, to crucifying to drowning .... they have so much shit going on you won't find them down at the balls on the Falls roundabout taking selfies in the dark.    

They have gangs of children younger than 10 practicing to be cunts by shooting Syrian soldiers in the head ... and you have planks. 

What about partially skinning a person's torso and stitching the skin around their head so they suffocate? .... the old Afghan way. I mean get out there, the world is full of torture methods and crucifixion is serious work and not very rewarding if you don't want to get caught. 

When a group of 12 spides start walking towards me with their elasticated leisure rape suits I run like fuck because if I wanted to be raped I'd join the army again or get sent to prison again, no street urchins for me, you never know what they have. I don't think, 'oh no I'm gonna be crucified' anyways crucifixion is a doddle.  

Old Knudsen isn't a Taig so they wouldn't crucify him .... he isn't a Prod either so they might just crucify him. The old axiom of the streets is that if there is a doubt on the religion of a snatched straggler then just assume they are a Fenian. The same as on the other side for Huns .... Yes in Belfast being a Jew, Muslim or Pagan tree hugger means yer generally fucked cos then you may be accused of being ghey to justify yer um crucifixion.

8/10 for spelling crucified and being a little different than usual of course no points for empty threats now go clean yer rooms. 

      

 

The ISIS On The Cake

Chuck Netzhammer is a US flegger who wanted Wal-Mart to bake him a cake that had the Confederate battle fleg and the werds "Heritage not hate" on it, obviously to show that he isn't racist, he just doesn't care about yer feelings.

Wal-Mart has withdrawn all items with the Confederate fleg on it even though that are still keeping their highly controversial Swastika range of children's clothes. Netzhammer wanted to test this and he was denied his cake, he then sent in a request for an ISIS fleg cake .... though he never said what it was or who it was connected with.
Just like how he leaves out the whole slavery thing and how the Confederate fleg is a present day fav for white supremacists like the Klan.   

I get it, heritage and culture, I've heard all of the excuses for belittling the feelings of others, next you'll say how persecuted you are and yer freedoms are getting taken away and yer identity is getting chipped away at too ..... well good, cos yer a dick.

Imagine that, white people who aren't offended by slavery, must be Republican and can trace yer line back to the civil war.
Many Southerners were conscripted and were probably too poor to own slaves and look how badly they fought so maybe God just wasn't on their side, ah well, the right side won in the end so yay!
The British were willing to accept abolition rather than risk a widespread war in 1833 ..... just saying like.

The person who made the cake in Wal - Mart probably thought it said, 'Happy Birthday' in Muslimese.

    Party central ... keep it doon a bit boys eh? 

ISIS may have been started in 2003 under a different name or two when the US in all their wisdom disbanded the 100,000 strong Iraqi military with 80,000 becoming extremists. They now get to celebrate one year of almost non-stop victories and so need a cake. 

Netzhammer from butt fuck Louisiana, they want their cake and will replace all of your racist flegs with their black banner of Islam. Their fleg has history and goes back to the 8th century, the writing at the top says, 'There is no god but God, Muhammad is the messenger of God.'

The middle circle has the werds, 'Muhammad is the Messenger of God' in case you missed it the first time and to make it sound more true or something. 

So their fleg like the Nazi Swastika is a peaceful and religious symbol while the Southern cross was for states who fought to keep slavery alive ..... shame on you and yer cherry picked morals.

These old flegs and symbols need to be kept in museums and not used in the present because times have moved on and what was acceptable to the mostly white population then doesn't fly now.  

This story reminds me of the pastor Josh Feuerstein who went to the trouble of finding a ghey bakery and requesting a cake with 'We do not support gay marriage' on it. 

What is it with people with Germanic surnames, they were the only ones that gave me shit when I was in Callyfornia, a load of bitter fuckers.

Free Presbyterian Minister In Denial

Reverend Ian Brown from Paisley's old church, Martyrs Memorial Free Presbyterian Church in Belfast has said that Europe is being punished for being wicked with homosexuality and the rise of ISIS.
The crazy as fuck firebrand Free Presbyterian minister said that God .... the Christian god, is using homosexuality and Islamic terrorism to punish us for our greed, covetousness and wickedness. He even said that the rise of Hitler was all God too.

Usually God would send locusts or frogs but because of climate change he is now sending ... exploding bum bandits????? Beheading bean flickers?????

The gheys and Daesh/ISIS in a holy alliance, doing God's bidding. 

He said in his sermon: 

"That's why the dark spectre of ISIS is closing in on us today from the east and homosexuality closing in from the west."

If I were him I'd do a quick dodge north or south ... no not south, they have ghey marriage there. He blamed the liberal elite (Matt Damon and Oprah probably) for using the "sodomites" for their own agendas and even blamed Barack Obama for being "complicit" in this attack on decency. That doesn't surprise me, that Obama fella is like that.

"They want to infect us with their huge throbbing cocks, giving us just a taste and then making us beg for more, they'll spit in our faces and call us a bad and nasty boy and will use God's wraith shoved in deep until we cry out Jehovah in pain then they'll pull out and explode all over my back with the warm poison of sin but that won't be the end for they'll pass me around like a broken toy as they call out ungodly names like Allah, Allen and Jeff leaving me, er you lying in a pool of wickedness marveling at God's might."    

Someone needs to go back to Sunday school ... and maybe therapy cos didn't they create Satan to blame all the bad shit on?
If God is really responsible for ISIS and even Hitler then I think God really does need a time out. As for homosexuality, no one is making you swallow the gravy and lick the shaft, useless Bill Cosby gave you a drink then who knows what he'll have you do. Daesh will cut yer fucking head off the gheys are not likely to ask you to marry them.

Do idiots like this think ghey marriage is compulsory? ... that would explain all the irrational fear.

I'd love to know what he thinks about the Holocaust but I suspect I already know. Is he drinking from Ian Paisley's Holy Grail of crazy? Well the name says it all, 'Free Presbyterian' free from any sense, logic, empathy and intelligence.    



 

Over By Christmas ... Again

So our British troops are out of Ganners .... Yay! And David Cameron has said in August he would not be sending British troops to fight in Iraq, everyone home for Christmas then, lovely.

Did Cameron think that Iraq was his call to make? Our boss, Uncle Sam issued his orders and now we're sending troops back into Iraq again.

You know we can't win like this right? The same thing everyone has been saying since the wars of terror started. Kinetic action, moving the lawn and bug splats (bombing, more bombing and drone strikes) means nothing if yer not fully engaged ground and air.

The US bomb oil refineries in Syria, ISIS do not refine the oil they sell, they sell unrefined crude ..... Either yer fighting ISIS or pretending to in order to destroy Assad, but you can't do both.  

Wanna see them make out Dave? I can do that.

Cameron needs to find some balls and tell Obama, 'we'll sit this out until we see what the next preez is like' and go bomb something or someone without anyone's permission, where are our drone strikes? China is getting drones why can't we get drones? 

And you need to tell Angelia fucking Merkel that she isn't in charge of the EU and we'll screw over our immigrants and still be in the fucking EU so back off. 

Joe Biden Names And Shames

Joe Biden shoots from the hip, thinking before talking never gets Joe Biden laid. 

Old Knudsen and US President of vice Joe Biden go way back, we'd go on extended bear hunting trips in the mountains with nothing but a big bag of glue to huff and a small pocket knife ... oh sorry I meant bare hunting trips, totally starkers, and we'd just kill anything we came across and somethings we didn't cum on.

It didn't surprise me much when Old Biden accused our Middle Eastern allies of having funded and equipped ISIS and Al Nursa in order to defeat Assad. His words to students at Harvard about Turkey, the UAE, other Middle Eastern allies were:

"They poured hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of tons of weapons into anyone who would fight against Assad. Except that the people who were being supplied were al-Nusra and al-Qaeda and the extremist elements of jihadis coming from other parts of the world."

"We could not convince our colleagues to stop supplying them."

As for Turkey which is a moderate Muslim cuntry that the radicals are always a hairs breath away of gaining power in.   

"President (Recep Tayyip) Erdogan told me, he's an old friend, said, 'You were right. We let too many people (including foreign fighters) through.' Now they are trying to seal their border." 

Erdogan has denied saying anything so I guess he's calling Biden a liar, he said that Biden had better apologise or he is history to him .... wow, what a little pissy bitch Erdogan is. 

Minister of State for Foreign Affairs in the UAE Dr. Anwar Mohammed Gargash said the remarks were far from the truth ...  like he knows what the truth is.

A Biden spokeschick said "The Vice President apologized for any implication that Turkey or other Allies and partners in the region had intentionally supplied or facilitated the growth of ISIL or other violent extremists in Syria." 

Which means they are obviously incompetent and funded terrorists by accident .... doh! 

"The Vice President made clear that the United States greatly values the commitments and sacrifices made by our Allies and partners from around the world to combat the scourge of ISIL, including Turkey."

Blah blah blah to let them save face, not a big story considering it's an international incident and a politician was caught telling the truth. 

Turkey has not fully immersed itself into the fight against ISIS so maybe this is the push they needed to prove they have not been looking the other way and letting troops through. Nicely played Mr Biden. Just enough of an incident to encourage others to try harder and to have somewhere to lay the blame when things don't work out. 

 

Khorasan Are So Scary

Osama is back, and this time it's personal ... more personal.

When Old Knudsen was fighting the Nazis during WWII he came in contact with Nazi sub groups such as Hydra, The Eternals, Dragon Tooth and Black Sun. These groups were always said to be even worse than the SS .... oh scary scary. If the SS has no value on human life and will treat others they see as a threat with torture and violence then how can you up that in the cuntish stakes? 

Nazis like everyone else bleed when punched by a fist of righteousness and their gonads will be crushed when struck by the knee of justice and their blood will flow like a river when I stab them with my knife of karmic retribution or shoot them with my bullets of ouchy. 

The thing is that you have to keep the people at home and the soldiers in the field motivated so you can justify invading places, killing civilians and keeping economies going. 

Old Knudsen laughs in the face of danger and smirks behind the back of fear. If it bleeds you can kill it, don't go giving yer enemy power based out of fear. Fear is used like a weapon just as a knife or a gun is. Fear makes you hesitate. 

 

Lets not go back too far as some of my readers are not as old as I but do you remember when the Russians were the big bad? Aye Churchill was right about them but no one listened. (I get that a lot meself) The Berlin wall was still up and Soviets were the bad guys in all the movies, portrayed as hard, emotionless killing machines made out of steel. In reality they are hard, emotionless killing machines with alcoholism issues and a beer belly. 

Reagan was as good an actor as he was a President.

Back then the Soviets were the ones invading Afghanistan and the West met with the Tallyban to fund and train them to fight the Ruskies. A young Bin Laden was one of the many trained by the "military advisers" that America are famous for sending in when they want to wage war in an unofficial capacity.

  I'm gonna drop some motherfucking beats!

The Tallyban and Al Qaeda were not good guys back then, they just shared a common enemy with the west. Boy did that one come back and bite us.   

Ayman al-Zawahiri as shown above is said to have radicalized Bin Laden in Afghanistan in the late 70's. Interesting fact about al-Zawahiri (Can I call you Al?) he was born with a penis and a set of balls on his forehead, even though this was his only genitalia it was later surgically removed as it was against the will of Allah or something, if you look closely you can still see the scar though don't stare as he is still very self conscious of it.

9/11 was carried out as a protest against US troops being in Saudi Arabia since the Gulf war as infidels close to Mecca isn't acceptable and also for the US support for Israel. Israel as you know is one of the largest recipients of welfare from the US and gets $3 billion each year .... and food stamps which they buy junk food and missiles with.

 Donald Rumsfeld meeting Saddam Hussein in 1983.

The Iranians were also the bad guys and the Iraqis were our best buds. In fact Saddam donated money to the Chaldean Sacred Heart church in Detroit and was  made an honourary citizen of Detroit. Iraqi soldiers even trained at Fort Bragg in North Carolina . America sold many weapons to Iraq including the chemicals used on the Kurds.      

The Iranians are still bad guys but seem a lot less relevant as other more entertaining bad guys have been found.
Hezbollah and their buddies Islamic Jihad killed hundreds of Americans for the Iranians in the 80's in their various bombings that made the IRA look like amateurs.

No not a still from a parody video this is ISIS executioner Shakir Wahiyib otherwise known as the Desert Hamster.

ISIS are soooo scary, they kill people by the roadside, execute prisoners, cut off heads and yammer on about the world being one big Islamic state. ::::yawn::::: Don't all towel heads get on like that? In Syria they are ISIS, in Iraq they are ISIL and when a drone spots them they are a big splodge on the ground. 

 Allan is great .... word.

Puff P diddy widdy daddy (the husband of Kim Kardashian) has more names than ISIS and is far more scary. Al Qaeda used to be scary, you just didn't know where Bin Laden was going to jump out of next, tourists in Belfast refused to hike up to Cave hill in case he was living in one of the caves. When Bin Laden was killed as he sat having a shite and al-Zawahiri took over it just wasn't as good, they lost a load of Twitter followers to Boko Harem at the time.


ISIL was bleh .... fighting in Iraq oh whatever but when they opened a branch in Syria that got brand recognition. Westerners were joining up and posting severed heads on social media, "G'day mate, my 7 year-old son just beheaded an infidel gonna celebrate with a tinny and some shrimps on the barbie." 


Al Qaeda were not feeling the love nor the terror so they threatened to open up a branch in India. The first mission was to hi-jack a Pakistan naval ship and they failed ... awkward.

In Syria Al-Qaeda work with Al-Nursa but now a new group is emerging that is said to be even worse than ISIS ... except they haven't actually done anything but still, be afraid just in time for Halloween.

Khorasan is the name of the group which means land of sunshine ... aw how nice, it's a pity there is nothing else there. It is run by Muhsin al-Fadhli who is a VERY SERIOUS looking person, or maybe he's distracted by a personal itch that he doesn't want to scratch in public.
He was the bum chum to Bin Laden back in the day and even knew about the 9/11 attack before it happened.

Why is everyone shitting themselves about Khorasan? well they work at recruiting westerners to train them to go and attack in their own cuntries and are only in Syria for some bomb making practice and for a laugh.
You can thank Khorasan for the ban on uncharged cell phones and laptops not being allowed onto planes, they are quite good at making bombs it seems.

Al-Fadhli has been nicknamed the facilitator or financier for al Qaeda and works with groups in Iran and Turkey to fund, equip and recruit fighters for Al-Qaeda and has an extensive network of Kuwaiti jihadist donors ... ya know Kuwait, the ally we went to war for during the Gulf war.    


I won't be shitting myself anytime soon, there is always some arsehole to fill the void of the previous one so why worry? In this very shrinking world it's getting harder and harder to hide and eventually they get brought to justice by a US Navy SEAL team and if some nutter tries something in the street there is usually a line of people happy enough to kick their fuck in.


Khorasan or Clearasil or whatever the next big bad is are just as scary as all the other goons, do the people of New York live in fear and never leave the hoose? have the people of London stopped getting buses? have the Spanish stopped traveling by train? ..... away an fuck yer camel ya silly sand savage, until you have a fleet of submarines and wear big boy shoes with laces and yer just little league.  

Funny how these groups suddenly appear isn't it? It's as if someone needs to justify something. Khorasan are probably watching the news and saying, "fuck we're real bad asses, I didn't know we were about to attack the US at any moment." 

Stay tuned as the Department of Homeland Security miraculously stop an attack.
 

You Too Can Be Jihadi, Ask Me How

I have a confession to make, last week I went to Iraq on a Jihad for research purposes. I went in wishing to demonstrate my dedication to .... well I wasn't sure to what but who is? After 3 hrs without drink or bacon I was shaking, luckily I carry a med kit containing a wee bottle of vodka with bacon bits in it, Al Qaeda took issue with that for some reason and showed me the door.

I moved onto to another group, I even pointed a finger and shouted Allen Achbar which is the guy in charge of all Jihadis I assume but no one would let me hold their severed heads so I went on a Jihad against them.
Fuck you ISIS and yer mini van of terror. Allen was nowhere to be found so I said screw this, let me know when ya make a video demanding stuff as I want to show off me skills, I've got the moves like Allen.

Old Knudsen is one of the world's top specialists in the werkings of the human mind. I have worked with departments, agencies and companies all over the world to find out A) What the fuck yer problem is and B) How to shut you up ..... when I say 'you' I mean the faction that is causing difficulties..... and maybe you too.


What is Old Knudsen's specialist field? why psychological disruption of course or mind dazzle as I call it so yous that don't like big werds can remember it. You may think that I take the opposite end of the argument because I'm a mean old bigoted asswipe but in reality I'm not bigoted, I have chronic dislike syndrome with a side disorder of apathy.

Yusuf Sarwar and Mohammed Ahmed, Islamic dumb and dumber.

What I have to do is figure out is the mentality of foreign Jihadis. The people who go and fight for Al Qaeda, ISIS or whoever, including both sides of the Ukraine conflict. They are usually male, you'll find that most groups that cause trouble are mostly male for some reason. 

Young males who are attracted to an ideology that is black and white and gives you the answers .... so not really very deep or imaginative people. These young men are struggling to find a purpose to their lives and feel they have something to prove, they need cognitive closure. 

  Foreign fighters in Ukraine.

They feel as if they are driven to act and going somewhere to shoot unarmed men in the sand will make them into important people. Yusuf Sarwar and Mohammed Ahmed were two 22 year-olds from Birmingham ..... England who went to Syria to fight, they didn't know much Arabic and had to order Islam for dummies off Amazon before they ventured to sand world. 

It isn't necessarily brainwashing into the Islamic faith as Jihadi Islam isn't considered to be the real Islam by most "normal" Muslims. 

Young people, especially males can be a little one dimensional, they see issues in black and white and stick to them no matter how stupid it is if it serves their agenda, they haven't had the life experience to analyze things and mostly just live life reacting. 

It's really sad to see older people who are supposed to be adults think this way. They just refuse to see other factors or to share the blame. 

  

 London woman Khadijah Dare and her husband Abu Bakr from Sweden. 

Khadijah Dare is one of the few female Jihadis, she traveled from London to Syria to marry her ISIS fighter husband from Sweden. She has one son with him and is expecting another child. While she does not get involved in the fighting being just a woman and all she does hope and dream one day to bravely kill an unarmed and cuffed British or American captive.

On Twitter she wrote,  "Any links 4 da execution of da journalist plz. Allahu Akbar. UK must b shaking up ha ha. I wna b da 1st UK woman 2 kill a UK or US terorrist."  Her cognitive complexity isn't very extensive which is why she fits in with the 'death to the west' crowd. Many young people from London not only type this way but speak that way too.

 I welcome any move in which she covers up that face.

Sally Jones a 45 year-old mother of two left her life of welfare benefits, and her two kids to run off and marry 20 year-old Junaid Hussain a British computer hacker who she met online. The two now live in butt fuck Syria. Jones has said on her social media account (just like the one Allah had) 'You Christians all need beheading with a nice blunt knife and stuck on the railings at Raqqa... Come here I’ll do it for you!' 

One of her former neighbours said of her , 'She was very scatty, everything was always a drama. Her language wasn’t good, her children were unruly and she was extremely loud. Men came and went but she lived mainly as a single mum with her two boys.'

 Junaid Hussain, I love blokes with masks and guns, they are all so hard ... not!

Another said, 'She was a nightmare. Always screaming and shouting and up all hours of the night. Everything about her was extreme. She had problems with debts so one minute she was there, the next she’d scarpered. She started to go through a phase of thinking she was a witch.' .... pictures on Facebook have her dressed in a cloak as that is how witches dress .... obviously.

A former lead guitarist in an all-girl rock band in the 90's she sounds like a tweaker slapper who likes attention and to shock people and woke up one day and realised she was 45, two kids and no man, when a 20 year-old bloke paid attention to her she became what he wanted ... yeah she'll really fit in, NOT! With female jihadis it seems there has to be a man involved. She won't last that long before she gets fed up being a slave and not partying and he'll get fed up with her too.

Aqsa Mahmood a 20 year-old from Scotland was radicalized online and ran off to join the Jihad. Well educated and from a middle class family she is now married to a Jihadist fighter in Syria. In 2005 western women were used as suicide bombers but now they recruit other westerners and make babies for the cause.

 ISIS dickheads.

Abu Rashash Britani, a British Jihadi has called for the Prime Minister David Cameron to be beheaded and for Muslims to attack soldiers on the street with knives in the same way that off duty soldier Lee Rigby was murdered. 

Yeah yeah yeah, behead him, rise up, revenge this, destroy that. It's as if people were born but only half grew up. Their mental capacity is not necessarily reduced, these people are not less intelligent than others, they have decided to only think in simplistic terms. I am right, you are wrong. Maybe deep down they know they are doing bad things but believe the cause is worth it.... or has to be.

 Iron man.

When 9/11 happened the US wanted some cognitive closure, it needed answers in a situation that was not normal. It boiled everything doon to the bare bones and decided that whatever it did was right, the Islamic terrorists and anyone who liked them were wrong and they would do whatever it took such as drone strikes at wedding parties to torture and rendition to win ..... fuck human rights, we hurt!  

In essence the US went Jihadi. That is the same mindset as the Brit or American who goes to Syria to fight, they look for answers and seek revenge. The thing that saves nations that go Jihad are introspection and having the freedom of speech to say .... wait a minute, are we doing the right thing? 

Bad shit happens during war but now we get to see it on our Twitter and Facebook accounts. It just means we need to be better than what we are. Civvies will never understand the tough calls made by the military if innocents are killed and will lump the tough calls with the bad calls .... Many don't want to know how their food is killed but they'll happily eat it.   

 Jennifer Lawrence

It was very difficult for rational people to be heard after 9/11, just a week after 9/11 Bill Maher said on his TV show Politically Incorrect "We have been the cowards. Lobbing cruise missiles from two thousand miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building. Say what you want about it. Not cowardly."     

ABC cancelled his show. Maybe it wasn't a tactful thing to say but you can't go and watch a TV show called Politically Incorrect and expect not to have your world view questioned.

If everyone stays angry and keeps up with the soundbites such as 'all Muslims are terrorists', 'we are a Christian nation', 'immigrants are evil', 'heritage, culture, no surrender', 'we are just defending ourselves', 'it's our right' then we are Jihadi and are not thinking clearly enough to do the right thing, we have closed our minds, disengaged our brains and our mouths are on autopilot.      

The Strange World Of Qatar

 John Kerry sucking Qatar cock June 2014.

What the fuck is up with Qatar? Well let me tell you a few facts about that oil rich Gulf state of just 2 million people. A Sunni cuntry .... aye sometimes you need yer sunni-glasses, see what I did there?

To all you people more interested in what J Law puts in her mouth ... she's an adult get over it.The Sunni religion is that branch of Islam that's a no no. Not that any branch of Islam is a yes yes but we prefer the Shia branch. ISIS, Hamas, Al Qaeda and the Tallyban are all Sunni.

 Sunni and Shia, I got Jew babe. I get to reuse that joke as no one really reads this shite.

Don't worry my friends for Qatar is our ally. They help us get hostages back from Islamist groups like the valiant deserter Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl and they even said they'd hold on to the five high ranking Al Qaeda members that Obama swapped for him. Real stand up guys the Qatari people. 

The US has one of it's largest military bases in Qatar. Al-Udeid Air Base holds the US Central Command hub CENTCOM for staging operations in sandsavage areas. There is a large force of US military there and allies like Britain and Australia have used it too, this serves Qatar well as they just didn't bother to get an airforce of their own. 

 Qatar with it's capital DOH!

They did get their own news outlet though. Like bias news sources such as Fox news, Russia Today and the BBC they have Al Jazeera. The government in Egypt recently put 3 Al Jazeera journalists into prison for 7-10 years for “spreading false news and conspiring” with the Muslim Brotherhood. 

Qatar funded the brief and bloody reign of the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt ... shame on them, they probably funded them by accident or something.   

 Taliban's embassy in Doha.

In past years if was difficult to talk to terrorist groups, I mean Taliban@hotmail.com, who the fuck trusts anyone with a Hotmail account?  but now, thanks to Qatar if you want to speak to the Tallyban then just go to the embassy. It's the Tallyban in Afghanistan, the main brand as led by Mullah Mohammed Omar. There are no representatives there of the Pakistani Tallyban .... those fucking peasants. 

As well as the Tallyban and the 10,000 odd US servicemen and women living in Qatar you also have someone who is seen as a rock star to westerners trying a half arsed boycott of Israel, yes the man himself exiled Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal .

 

L-R Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas, Emir of Qatar Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad al-Thani and Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal. 

Hows the war of attrition going Mashaal? ...oh you won it you say. 2,100 dead – about 1,700 of them were civilians and what did you achieve? 

Hamas seemed pretty happy with the outcome, not too much mourning going on. Well Sinn Fein and the IRA say they won their war against the British in Northern Ireland ... aye dead on, the Queen's head is still on our money so fuck off you terrorist cunts.

Wow Qatar is a complex place. While some within Saudi Arabia will fund groups like Al Qaeda and even ISIS, Qatar does it quite openly with Hamas.

The cuddly Al-Nursa front in Syria, ha ha, look at that spaz with his tongue out as he concentrates on shoving the bleeding guy. 

They also fund other radical groups in Libya, Mali, Syria, Iraq, and Tunisia. They would never fund a terror group though .... then again what they see as a terror group isn't the same as us. Al-Nusra in Syria are probably freedom fighters to Qatar. If you are confused by the name let me help you out by another name they get called, Al-Qaeda in Syria ... nope, not at all a terror group. 

Qatar have said that they will rebuild the West bank after the last bit of bombing. I'm sure those tunnels cost a fair bit, in 2012 Qatar gave $250 million to help build infrastructure in the Gaza Strip so we know who pays for it all. 

Qatar also wants to woo Hamas away from Iran who they see as a rival for their turf, many of the rockets fired by Hamas were Iranian. 

We should really keep an eye on those two faced rich fuckers .... and we do. So far Qatar have gotten most of their arms from France but now the US can keep a real good eye on them by selling them  Apache attack helicopters and Patriot and Javelin air-defense systems valued at $11 billion. It's the
biggest U.S. arms sale so far this year. 

USA USA!  well it kinda makes sense as these terror groups already know how to work US made weapons so you wouldn't want to confuse them. 

Pentagon spokesman Rear Admiral John Kirby said in a statement , "This is a critically important relationship in the region, and we likes the taste of their money."

ISIS Melted My Ice-Cream

Do you ever look at the world with all its fake drama and feel disgusted? A Belfast born baker failed in a reality show called The Great British Bake Off, what is being blamed is that a fellow contestant removed the ice-cream from the freezer for 40 seconds but Iain Watters the baker decided his Baked Alaska was ruined and binned the ice-cream.
So Twitter went nuts, the Belfast Telegraph newspaper formed a petition for the BBC to apologise to Watters because he didn't present a desert and lost. TOTAL OUTRAGE!!!! SABOTAGE!!!!
Oh and Madonna may be slagging Lady Gaga off in her new song, I didn't know Madonna was still singing. Is Lady Gaga just a copy of Madonna? When did Madonna buy the copyright to being a slag?

Disgusted by this trivial bollocks yet?

ISIS marched 250 Syrian National Army troops into the desert (not a long march) all stripped doon to their skivvies and executed them. This was after ISIS captured Tabqa air base. Yes, I know that the Syrian army are the enemy but this shit is not cool.

ISIS also kills any men, weemen and children they don't like the look off, they are wiping out the "good" Syrian rebels who aren't mad Mooslims in these executions too.
According to Christian sites ISIS are beheading children but since it's only Christian sites who report on Christian persecution this cannot be verified though the persecution of the Yazidis is real enough and there are still many Yazidis stranded on Mount Sinjar in Iraq trying to fend off ISIS.

The Christian sites don't really seem to care about the Yazidis as they are a little too strange for them. Not at all very Christian.

    

ISIS captured 15 Kurdish fighters as a warning to the US to not help the Kurds. They even beheaded one of them near Mosul in the same manner as journalist James Foley and promised more.  They'll just shoot them anyways if they don't behead them.

The Peshmerga are Kurdish fighters whose name literally means 'those who face death' how fucking cool is that? It could only be better if it was Those who laugh at death or Those who mock paper cuts.

They have been a thorn in the side of Saddam for years and now ISIS. They are some of the few who will actually fight and win against ISIS, showing ISIS up as nothing more then wankers with guns.

Hey ISIS, yer Boko Harem ..... HA HA!

Or worse...

Hey ISIS, yer Al Qaeda .... HA HA! .... "I will fist you to death America but I will lube up as we aren't that bad and a dry fisting is terrible, take my word on that."
 

The Kurds have asked for arms and equipment from the west and I say Hell yeah but they can only do so much.

ISIS want to promote an aura of power and fear, it's easy to kill stripped down unarmed prisoners. The Kurds have shown that ISIS can be beat, they aren't all that if you have the balls to stand up to them.
I hear talk about oh if someone invaded yer land you'd fight against them, well why haven't the Iraqi people been fighting them? Too busy running or being executed for not being Mooslim enough. The Kurds pick and choose their battles and mostly fight against the bad guys, they have been consistent in this.  

ISIS cannot afford to hold prisoners as that takes food and ties up their fighters and they can't just release them so killing them is their only option, all the rest of their brutality is just showing them up as the unprofessional force of fanatics that they are. I would be more inspired to fight to the death than run or surrender but that is me. Go on yer own terms.

I'm sure the people of Iraq and Syria would like nothing better than having Britney Spears' relationships or ice bucket challenge water waste as their main concerns but they don't, they have to worry about survival for themselves and their children, we are sooo lucky in this respect and yet so sad and trivial too.

C'mon Obama, quit being a beige suit wearing Anti-Christ for 5 minutes and mount up. Fuck yer lack of strategy, what you had failed.
We need Obama and his lap dogs of shame (the UK and other weak willed nations) to go and defeat ISIS. Learn from the Kurds if you need to, use Iraqi troops as canon fodder, help Assad because he is the lesser evil, whatever, get it done without pissing off Syria and it's big friend Russia. 



It can be done and it needs to be done.

Chronic Anger Disorder

I don't want to see yer nipples pop out anyway.

I work with a lovely therapist lass on issues such as sex addiction, kleptomania, attachment disorder and anger management. I don't think I'd be so angry if the judge hadn't forced me to get help for problems that really seem like OTHER PEOPLE'S FUCKING FAULT!!!!

So I'm writing about things that have bothered me recently. Chronic Anger Disorder or CAD affects 4/10 people and can result in unfriending and stalking with intent to murder. Stupid people voicing opinions are thought to be one of the main triggers of it. 

1) I'm still banging on about Gaza, yes the loss of life is terrible but blame Hamas ya stupid gits, why you keep ignoring the elephant in the room? Ach it's all a chess game between Hamas and Fatah and it's not like you have the brain power to ken it. Away and protest in a Sainsburys or Tesco, that will help I'm sure.
News reports use a wording that has Israel launches attack on Gaza .... then it mentions it was in retaliation for rockets fired at Israel, they sort of gloss over that bit a little. There are more forces at play than the average reader knows about and so the Russell Brand types will lament over the loss of life without really engaging their brains on what caused it.

I don't cheer for Israel or excuse their actions but I have to support them as the alternative are a people who would behead me for their god .... they can fuck right off. 

2) The antisemitism that has swept the world since July. Some people cannot distinguish between the government of Israel and Jews around the world. This is playing into the hands of radical Muslims and neo-Nazis. There has been an increase in right wing parties in politics, this is known as protest voting as they are really dissatisfied with all other parties so they will gladly vote for bigots who blame the immigrants or anyone else.   
This happens during a recession, the mindless mob sees problems and no solutions, when someone comes along and speaks their thoughts they vote for them which is how Hitler came to power.

It's also how Obama came to power, he promised hope and change at a time when the people needed it, he also brought with him a skin colour that would show America as being "modern" that right there played on America's white man's guilt and it would be racist not to vote for him.

I hate Nazis and I hate that mindset. The Israeli government have employed that mindset against the Palestinians to a point but to attack Jews in Paris or London is down right stupid, like how people attacked Muslims or anyone they thought was Muslim after 9/11.

I won't stand for bigotry or the lack of thinking that goes along with it.   

 

 Protesters/rioters in Ferguson looking to get shot, and they'll deserve it. 

3) The shooting of Michael Brown. I don't care what colour he is/was he was a petty criminal. Some claim that the CCTV shows him paying for the cigars (I don't see it) but why then ignore him grabbing the store owner, that was not a discussion, that was intimidation.

You don't give his friend Dorian Johnson a TV interview afterwards, you arrest him and question him. What that ghetto hood said was total lies and highly improbable, typical of a criminal trying to cover himself and his friend. Evidence and other eye witnesses back up the police account . This is not a tragic waste of life, why aren't you yapping about the two unarmed white guys shot dead by police in that same week?  We don't have white man's guilt over slavery in the UK it was just a matter of time before the lad got killed on the streets anyway. It's good that it happened before he killed someone.  

He was ghetto trash, just like those who looted stores after his death, just like those who riot in his name and just like the scum in Northern Ireland who parade and riot when they don't get their way. The police in Ferguson are doing something called crowd control, you need tear gas and rubber bullets ..... better than real bullets no? This is what police do.

I'll no likely get called a racist even though I'm not, it's dickheads I'm against no matter their skin colour and Michael Brown and his friend were dickheads. Did he deserve to get shot? well if you attack a cop, then charge at him why yes you do deserve to get shot, death by cop is an American past time.  If I was in that cop's shoes I'd shoot too, of course I'd use less bullets cos I'm cool as Vanilla Ice. 

Steven Sotloff the next American journalist on the beheading list.

4) ISIS killing some folks. I have been sickened by the severed heads, the road side executions, the Yazidi persecution and now an American gets beheaded. The towel heads attack the press because it gets more coverage.
ISIS annoy me because I don't like bullies, I'd love to go toe to toe against these Jahadis and show them that my god (.50 cal Barret M107 ) is the wey.
We went to war over oil and family grudges, lets go to war against cowardly scumbags who think they can murder and do as they please. Stop cutting the armed forces and deploy them instead.

Many think we don't want another war but this one against Islamic fascism would be just and that is what we need. Do the Iraqis want to live under ISIS? C'mon west we fucked up the Middle east more than it already was, we need to go back and at least try to fix it ..... why should ISIS be allowed to sell oil?

 I keep challenging Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks but they don't listen.

5) The Ice bucket challenge, this annoys and amuses me, seeing people like Stephen King, Sarah Palin and George W Bush getting cold water poured over them is funny but like the make up free selfies all of this appeals to vanity and is passive aggressive peer pressure.
You don't want to be named and shamed as the person who didn't do it, Like how Charlie Sheen threw 10 grand over himself instead of ice and challenged his Two and a half men stars and it's producer to do the same .... he has some real hate issues going on there.

What does it say about our society that charities have to provide the MRI machines and the research into illness? It's hard to take some of the larger charities seriously when the CEO is getting a huge salary and other employees are well looked after too, it kinda defeats the purpose.

We're raising money to keep us employed and what's left over will go to research or awareness. Fuck awareness, it's called a blog, Twitter or Facebook and it's free. If you don't know about Cancer or Africa by now you never will .... oh and I forgot about Alzheimer's .... I always forget about ....     

 

Was suffering from ALS before everyone else jumped on the bandwagon. 

Many who take the ice bucket challenge just do it to be one of the cool kids, I doubt they all donate to ALS, but they should cos it's really not a nice way to go being trapped inside a body that no longer moves.
The people who have been going on about wasting water annoy me more than the challenges do, yer wasting oxygen ya tossers, away an protest at yer local golf club, the amount of water wasted on ghey 'play a round with the boys' golf is the kind of waste that dries up towns and lowers the water table, the ice bucket challenge is a drop in the ocean compared to golf .... do the challenge on yer fucking lawn to shut them up.

ALS or Motor neurone disease is one of the over looked charities that we actually need awareness for, the reason why it's overlooked is because only 30,000 in the US have it and only 5,000 in the UK have it ..... no money to be made looking for a cure.

Wouldn't it be nice if governments paid for such research, drugs and equipment? Wouldn't it be nice if charity executives cut back on expenses and bonuses so they could raise more?

Trivialise charity events and appeal to vanity of the donor, the winner with the catchiest idea gets the loot, as simple as that. I only donate to edgy hardly known charities cos I'm hardcore and against the system.  

It's all good fun and for a good cause right? .... no, it's a business.