Joe Biden For President

One guy one cone

For some reason people keep asking Joe Biden if he's gonna run for president in 2020. As usual the Libtardy left is looking through rose tinted glasses at him like they did when they mistook Hilary for being a woman. 

Like Hillary, Biden has some baggage and if he doesn't the right will soon make some up. In 2020 Biden will actually be 103 which is 2 years older than Reagan when he slayed Carter to take the throne. It will take more than a PSA with Lady Gaga to ignore his past as a sexual predator though. 

Did I tell you I'm psychic? Tonight I'll be thanking you for your service. 

Remember that time when he hit on Roy Moore's date? Like a southern gentleman Moore let Biden cut in, he just watched .... and watched. Terms and conditions applied and parents were asked for permission so it's all ok .

Slitty eyes jokes are not cool Joe! ... who does he think he is Prince Philip? 

Oh you're so tense, let me rub one out. 

Not even his minders could control him. 

This diner had to close early to get all the biker blood washed out of the floors. There is a reason those guys look nervous. 

Don't forget all those times Biden tries to mind meld with people. They had to be killed in case it actually worked and they got some White House secrets. Why Joe why?????? 

Best just to lock down those wandering hands or it won't be Santa coming. 

Biden may also just be fucken crazy. His defense was that she was old and going to die anyways but that isn't the worst thing he's done. 

A mullet! It's more wild than Trump's for fucks sake. We can take you being a serial groper and granny killer but a mullet? 

That is why you shouldn't waste your time with him in 2020. Don't chicken out with an old white dude that touches people up, get a chick. Why is it that women's shoulders (except for tough biker chicks) go up when Biden moves in? Don't ignore this subconscious warning sign. 

The nation needs any old vagina to break that glass ceiling as long as it's a Democrat vagina. Vote vadge in 2020! 

Joe Biden Names And Shames

Joe Biden shoots from the hip, thinking before talking never gets Joe Biden laid. 

Old Knudsen and US President of vice Joe Biden go way back, we'd go on extended bear hunting trips in the mountains with nothing but a big bag of glue to huff and a small pocket knife ... oh sorry I meant bare hunting trips, totally starkers, and we'd just kill anything we came across and somethings we didn't cum on.

It didn't surprise me much when Old Biden accused our Middle Eastern allies of having funded and equipped ISIS and Al Nursa in order to defeat Assad. His words to students at Harvard about Turkey, the UAE, other Middle Eastern allies were:

"They poured hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of tons of weapons into anyone who would fight against Assad. Except that the people who were being supplied were al-Nusra and al-Qaeda and the extremist elements of jihadis coming from other parts of the world."

"We could not convince our colleagues to stop supplying them."

As for Turkey which is a moderate Muslim cuntry that the radicals are always a hairs breath away of gaining power in.   

"President (Recep Tayyip) Erdogan told me, he's an old friend, said, 'You were right. We let too many people (including foreign fighters) through.' Now they are trying to seal their border." 

Erdogan has denied saying anything so I guess he's calling Biden a liar, he said that Biden had better apologise or he is history to him .... wow, what a little pissy bitch Erdogan is. 

Minister of State for Foreign Affairs in the UAE Dr. Anwar Mohammed Gargash said the remarks were far from the truth ...  like he knows what the truth is.

A Biden spokeschick said "The Vice President apologized for any implication that Turkey or other Allies and partners in the region had intentionally supplied or facilitated the growth of ISIL or other violent extremists in Syria." 

Which means they are obviously incompetent and funded terrorists by accident .... doh! 

"The Vice President made clear that the United States greatly values the commitments and sacrifices made by our Allies and partners from around the world to combat the scourge of ISIL, including Turkey."

Blah blah blah to let them save face, not a big story considering it's an international incident and a politician was caught telling the truth. 

Turkey has not fully immersed itself into the fight against ISIS so maybe this is the push they needed to prove they have not been looking the other way and letting troops through. Nicely played Mr Biden. Just enough of an incident to encourage others to try harder and to have somewhere to lay the blame when things don't work out. 

 

As The Balkans "Live Long And Ethnic Cleanse ."

US Vice-President Joe Biden while on his three-day tour of the Balkans said, "The success of an independent Kosovo is a priority for our administration." He then went on to say "When Joe Biden grew up in Scranton he didn't have no independence , when King George the third put the screws on Joe Biden, Joe Biden got his pals Mack the knife and legs Malone and went down to the town square and rolled up their sleeves and declared their Independence. Joe Biden was not afraid when 50 armed and ready Minutemen marched up to Joe Biden and told Joe Biden to surrender, "We ain't surrendering to you mugs" yelled Joe Biden and Joe Biden proceeded with minimum help from Joe Biden's pals to box Minuteman ears."

To which he received several standing ovations from Kosovo MPs.

Mr Biden became the most senior US official to visit Kosovo since it declared independence in February 2008.