Donald Trump Finds His Soulmate

Haven't you just had enough of hearing about Donald Trump?  .... well too bad.  

Donald Trump .... America's favourite fascist has found love in all the wrong places. After facing a backlash from his 'we need to ban Muslims from entering the US' idea and how parts of London is run by radical Muslims, Katie Hopkins a similar type of bigot has jumped to his defense on Twitter.

Donald Trump then displayed his ignorance of Britain yet again by referring to her as a "respected columnist" ... um she used to be a columnist for The Sun and now writes for the Daily Mail, two if the most low brow, bigoted biased newspapers there are and the majority of Brits hate her.       

Imagine if these two mated, surely that offspring would be the Anti-Christ the Bible has spoken of. I'm sure the sex itself would be quite opinionated.

Trump: I come better and bigger than anyone and top all the polls with my anal techniques that everyone loves..... Obama is horrible. ::::grunt grunt :::: 

Hopkins: Yes you are wonderful and are probably only the best because it's with me cos I'm all that and not some fat slag disabled immigrant on benefits. ::: moans :::

Trump: Immigrants are bad but rich Muslims are good if they invest with Donald J Trump, how will you be paying for my time by the way, cash or charge? ... :::grunt grunt::::

Trump's remarks have been so bad that even Dick Cheney has condemned him..... Cheney who harvests baby body parts in order to stay alive and helped get the US into two wars they couldn't win just so he could give government contracts to Haliburton so he could over charge millions on supplying towels and tootbrushes to the military .... that Cheney.   

Yes the same one who deleted thousands of e-mails before leaving the White House and hid all the White House TV remotes and tea bagged all the telephones and put a Koran in every room before he left.

Charles Manson also commented from his prison cell, "that Trump guy has crossed the line, shame on him." 

OJ Simpson said, "bigotry such as this is just unAmerican, he has tarnished our reputation a broad."

Mel Gibson added, "he's a nasty mean spirited and vile individual, he  just lost my vote."
  

Maybe the world shifted on its axis or maybe we all died and don't realise it.... damn you Large Hadron Collider!!!!!!

Trump announced plans to travel to Israel .... no idea why except to show support for sticking it to the Arabs. The Jews love sticking it to the Arabs, like how thugs beat up gheys because secretly they know they are ghey but can't handle it so it manifests as violence and rage.

He was all packed and at the airport when Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu condemned Trump's remarks because "The State of Israel respects all religions and strictly guarantees the rights of all its citizens."  

Netanyahu could give Hitler a run for his money on being a facist so what's up? Well we all know that Trump isn't going to win the White House and Israel are opening a diplomatic office in Abu Dhabi, the capital of the United Arab Emirates. Yeah baby, taking down Syria and Iran has just got more open and very serious.

"There's battle lines being drawn Nobody's right if everybody's wrong."

Trump hurriedly cancelled his trip to Israel saying he'll go later when he's president. Yeah, about that.

While a home decor chain based in Dubai has said how they are dropping all Trump made products from their stores he is still quite big in Dubai. DAMAC Properties which deal in real estate and gold courses with Trump are standing by him like a couple who have too much money tied up that they can't afford to get divorced.

Construction workers who work in the UAE for Trump are often from Pakistan, Bangladesh, India, and Nepal, they get paid less than $200 a month for tough 13 hour days labouring in the sun and in a police state, nobody strikes. Imagine that, immigrant labour and a brutal regime.

Trump looks to the UAE as a shining example of what should be .... even though they are Muslim but rich ones are cool with him and the plebs are kept in their place. 

He said in June 2014. 

“The world has so many problems and so many failures, and you come here and it’s so beautiful, why can't we have that in New York?”

Immigrant indentured labour rocks! So much for a tough stance on immigration. 




 

Blackwater Has Not Returned

Former Navy SEAL officer Erik Prince has shown that even though 4 of his men getting 30 years to life for the killing of 14 unarmed civilians in a Baghdad in 2007 and having his company re-branded and him pushed out hasn't hurt his career any.

He's back though not in Iraq. He has put together an 800-member battalion of foreign troops for the U.A.E..

Mercenaries from mostly Columbia paid $1000 a week and life insurance for a 3 month tour in Yemen.

The troops will be used to guard oil pipelines and to quell any anti-Arab uprisings .... in other words they are to fight on the behalf of the U.A.E. against the Iranians who are busy overthrowing the pro US and Saudi government ... and winning.

There will be other foreign troop veterans such as US, UK, German, French and South African. The gulf countries are inexperienced pussies when it comes to war but have the money to wage proxy wars and not technically get involved .... like how they funded ISIS .... Oh did I just say that?

Erik Prince who now is careful about the contracts he signs in case he ends up in court again when his men panic and shoot 14 plebs again likes the codename 'Kingfish' ..... It's ok, codenames are cool, if you combine them with passwords and secret handshakes. 
  
His new company Reflex Responses is nothing like Blackwater .... honest, and he isn't really in charge at all. He just organizes shit but you won't see his name on things. 

I'm sure they'll do well at being the security for a string of planned nuclear power plants, I feel safe just thinking about it.

Sheik Mohamed bin Zayed al-Nahyan, the crown prince of Abu Dhabi and of Bel air gave the other Prince $21 million as a start up for his private commando unit. To cloud the waters Prince uses other companies like R2 and Paravant  ..... because you just can't say the 'B' word (Blackwater) Thor Global Enterprises also helped with the recruiting of soldiers. He now uses others like US veterans and tries his best to stay in the shadows but we can see him.

The Colombians get the best training.

The battalion based in the U.A.E. costs $9 million a month to run with troops doing constant training in navigation, basic infantry maneuvers and sniper skills all dressed in Emirati military uniforms. A Colombian chef was even provided to make some traditional dishes for the men.   

Some trouble with the quality of recruits had to be addressed as Thor couldn't keep up with the supply demand hence the need for the South African mercenaries.

Reflex Responses or R2 won't hire Muslims because you can't count on them killing other Muslims .... so I see there is some killing expected to happen.

Prince's plan though it's been a struggle to keep it together is to dominate the area militarily but he's no 5 star General. To think, it was only 10 years ago that Prince had 2000 Colombians working security in Iraq, now he's struggling to keep 800.
Old Knudsen can already see the outcome. A load of dead Colombians in the Yemen desert while the smarter US, European and South African troops get out before shit fully clogs that fan. Prince wants to poke at Iran but he isn't in their league.     


    

Joe Biden Names And Shames

Joe Biden shoots from the hip, thinking before talking never gets Joe Biden laid. 

Old Knudsen and US President of vice Joe Biden go way back, we'd go on extended bear hunting trips in the mountains with nothing but a big bag of glue to huff and a small pocket knife ... oh sorry I meant bare hunting trips, totally starkers, and we'd just kill anything we came across and somethings we didn't cum on.

It didn't surprise me much when Old Biden accused our Middle Eastern allies of having funded and equipped ISIS and Al Nursa in order to defeat Assad. His words to students at Harvard about Turkey, the UAE, other Middle Eastern allies were:

"They poured hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of tons of weapons into anyone who would fight against Assad. Except that the people who were being supplied were al-Nusra and al-Qaeda and the extremist elements of jihadis coming from other parts of the world."

"We could not convince our colleagues to stop supplying them."

As for Turkey which is a moderate Muslim cuntry that the radicals are always a hairs breath away of gaining power in.   

"President (Recep Tayyip) Erdogan told me, he's an old friend, said, 'You were right. We let too many people (including foreign fighters) through.' Now they are trying to seal their border." 

Erdogan has denied saying anything so I guess he's calling Biden a liar, he said that Biden had better apologise or he is history to him .... wow, what a little pissy bitch Erdogan is. 

Minister of State for Foreign Affairs in the UAE Dr. Anwar Mohammed Gargash said the remarks were far from the truth ...  like he knows what the truth is.

A Biden spokeschick said "The Vice President apologized for any implication that Turkey or other Allies and partners in the region had intentionally supplied or facilitated the growth of ISIL or other violent extremists in Syria." 

Which means they are obviously incompetent and funded terrorists by accident .... doh! 

"The Vice President made clear that the United States greatly values the commitments and sacrifices made by our Allies and partners from around the world to combat the scourge of ISIL, including Turkey."

Blah blah blah to let them save face, not a big story considering it's an international incident and a politician was caught telling the truth. 

Turkey has not fully immersed itself into the fight against ISIS so maybe this is the push they needed to prove they have not been looking the other way and letting troops through. Nicely played Mr Biden. Just enough of an incident to encourage others to try harder and to have somewhere to lay the blame when things don't work out. 

 

Turds In Space

First the bus with the bomb on it, Jesse James and now this, I'm so not liking my life choices.

India launched a rocket for Mars in November of 2013, in October of this year it should reach the red planet and go into orbit, just cos it's a cool thing to do.
They may also study the planet's atmosphere and surface probably for colonization so they can build evil robots and build a clone army away from the rules and laws that have prevented them from doing it on Earth . Maybe they'll open call centers and pretend to be typing and fixing yer problem but you know they aren't. 'Just bare with me I just have to run a few diagnostic programs from our end'  plays busy office tape with typing sounds  'Hey Apu, did you see Tru Blood last night? that shit was off the hook.'

Prince Razzi din jam jazzi inspecting his rocket.

Another nation who wants to go to Mars is the United Arab Emirates. These oil rich cunts no doubt want yet another place to argue about religion. UAE's emirate of Dubai, Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum ..... if that is indeed his name and not what he had for lunch said the mission will prove the Arab world is still capable of delivering scientific contributions to humanity rather than just blowing themselves up and burning flags.

I added the last bit. These people don't even eat bacon and they think they can go to Mars? Its unmanned probe will take nine months to travel the 37 million miles to Mars, that's 2 months faster than India HA! In total that is 9 nations with Mars in their space program .... the race is on. 

Muslim majority cuntries such as Algeria, Tunisia, Egypt, Turkey Indonesia, Pakistan and Iran all have space programs ..... not that religion is important or anything.
In 1985 Saudi-born Prince Sultan bin Salman Al-Saud became the first Muslim and Arab to travel to space, he had to fight his natural inclination to take over the cockpit and ram the space ship into the International space station but apart from that he did great. Watching him trying to pray to Mecca while in orbit was fucking hilarious.... Hey Sally you just prayed to Ireland, ya potato lover. 

Muzzle toff Mahmoud, it's a boy! 

Last year Iran sent a monkey up into space for the second time even though they were still cleaning bits from the capsule from the first time.

It will return in 50 of our Earth years and it will bring it's friends.

Of course when the UAE send manned flights and you know they will, there will be strict laws as written down by Allah himself. No kissing or touching! No one gives a fuck that it's a long flight, Indian rockets may have rape as a common pursuit but not on an UAE ship.

No swearing or indecent gestures, even on space walks giving the thumbs up is seen as a rude gesture and you may expect a harsh prison sentence before you are stoned and hanged .... or the other way round.

No taking pictures without permission, that includes snapshots of yer cuntry from space, again with the prison, stoning and hanging.

No disrespecting any religion ..... that happens to be Islam. You'll be beat with a flip flop, stoned, hanged and then imprisoned, just to shake things up .... or sheik things up, see what I did there? oh fuck off.

No sharing private space with opposite sex . In fact no sharing space, death to those who insult Islam or those who just aren't Islamic... or Islamic enough.  

No indecent clothing, again this is not India. Our bodies .... especially weemen's are immoral and indecent and should be covered from head to toe at all times, oh not men because that would be really uncomfortable. 50 lashes for space weemen that show their ankles.


What is Nasa doing? Can we afford to let a load of Mooslims invade and colonise Planet Mars? They don't even speak English for fucks sake how can they be ambassadors for Earth like wot we white .... er western nations are?

Here is what NASA are doing, they are talking ... not doing but talking, about the possibility of life on other planets. Fucking recession, now NASA can only talk a space program.
They say that 10 to 20 percent of stars around us have Earth-size planets in the habitable zone. In just a few years we may have telescopes that can identify planets that can sustain life and that it's very likely that every single star in our Milky Way galaxy has at least one Earth like planet.

Imagine the moment when the world wakes up and the human race realizes that its long loneliness in time and space may be over .... oh and they want YOU to sleep on the wet patch cos yer just a slave meat sack who will serve or die, now roll over and prepare for my love invasion.  

Gone are the good ol days when Charlton Heston would go up into space arrogantly brag about the free cuntry he comes from to a race of platitudians. We were created equal damn it, not to be slaves ... well except for the Mexicans, weemen and anyone who isn't Christian ..... we used to not like blacks but thanks to the liberals we can't say anything negative about them.  Our nation is a shining example of freedom and democracy, a republic? what the fuck is that? 

Aye the US is a republic and yet it wants to make democracies, no faith in the republican brand.  

The American dream were you have the founding fathers given rights to pursue happiness and oil. A big car in the driveway, a wife to have yer dinner on the table for when you come in from lying in yer garden hammock all day, 2.5 children ... aye little Joey probably won't life long. 

We get to own guns in case we need to overthrow the government or shoot up a school and we barbeque where ever the fuck we like, Afghanistan, Iraq, Vietnam, Somalia, Nazi fucking Germany, aye some barbeques last longer than others but all are left with a pile of burn ambers ...  except Germany who are doing better than everyone else, being the bully does pay off eventually. 

We can't let those damn dirty apes get their hands on the red planet, I say we nuke the fucker or frack it to death.