Intelligent People Swear They Have The Smarts

As Mark Twain once said, "people are fucken stupid, don't believe them, don't trust them and don't fucken well let them breed." I'm paraphrasing of course. He said something like if you surround yerself with intelligent people then that shows you are more intelligent than they are .... except that's what Donald Trump does so there goes that idea.

Einstein had a messy desk too. 

People on social media are sharing stories that claim intelligent people are messy, stay up late and swear a lot. This is according to the University of Minnesota so it must be true ... who knew that Minnesota had universities?

The article in the Independent (which is turning into a shite news source) says that Obama, Charles Darwin, Winston Churchill, Keith Richards and Elvis Presley were famous for staying up late .... well we know that at least two of those were on the drugs, the others well I'd say Darwin at least stands out intellectually wise.

Obama's desk, not so messy. 

So insomniacs are intelligent? If they were so clever then you'd think they'd be able to get to sleep. Why do people swear? To sound cool cos the bad uns do it, because they can't make their point any more fucken forcefully or because it's a verbal form of violence that's more fucken acceptable to fucken cunt faced society. 

When Old Knudsen has to face off with a fool he never swears nor does he puff out his chest and act all threatening . He puts his point across and doesn't show he's emotionally werked up that he needs to swear, he'll just slam the fool BAM! ... that's fucken smart. He only swears for recreational uses and yes you are a twatwaffle gutter slut from Ballymena.

   I had the meaning of life on a note somewhere here now where is it? 

I'd believe this article more if it didn't have a picture of Jennifer Lawrence just below the headline ... aye that's the lass that was smart enough to have naked pics of herself covered in jizz on her phone. 

If you have to have articles that tell you yer smart cos yer a lazy fucker with a potty mouth that sits up all night sexting while yer wife is in bed .... well maybe you ain't that bright. 

 The Doctor is just surrounded by morons which is why he looks intelligent. A smart time traveler would carry a gun, blam .357 in yon Weeping Angel's sour bake

 

I live in Northern Ireland, every other werd is a swear word. "Fucken Taigs taken doon are fuckin fleg doon lets fucken riot"  excuse me if I don't believe you are intelligent. I didn't cum doon in the last fucken shower .... that means rain in case yer fucken dumb. 

    

People are messy and stay up for all sorts of reasons. If you are going to say that these people have higher IQ's then you might as well say that all Muslims are terrorists, all Catholic priests are pedos and every rose has its thorn .... not true, some roses have been bred without thorns. 

What is intelligence? If I claim to be intelligent then I must be fucken dumb. Even the dumbest human is smarter than a Earwig .... probably so I'm intelligent in perspective wise but I'll no be curing any diseases cos God obviously gave it to them for a reason. 'Here human, have some brain cancer to learn a life lesson for you and yer children before you die'  .... Absolute power corrupts absolutely so if God is all knowing then he's a cunt. 

I can do things and know things you can't and don't know, the same for you. People with degrees up the yang can be as thick as two short planks but someone with High school level education might the the choice person for the end of the werld and might even be better read than Professor Mature Face. 

Got fame by curing cancer. 

Lets change the title of that fluff pseudo science piece from the Independent that I refuse to link to that didn't end have a full stop (period for you weemen) ... changing from:

Intelligent people tend to be messy, stay awake longer, and swear more

 

 

    

To: Tweakers tend to be messy, stay awake longer, and swear more

Because they are, and do and fucken well swear all the fucken time. They also have tinfoil covering their windows because they are also fucken paranoid.  If you are messy, stay up all night and swear a lot, you aren't necessarily intelligent, you may just be a tweaker.

More Leaked Photos

It takes a confident man to send a picture of himself in his piss stained chones to a lass... talk about a leaked selfie. 

Before those pictures of me come out due to me iCloud account being hacked I want to take away their power by posting this one that I sent to a lass who was gagging for a selfie ... you know who you are. 

I'm against posting pictures of Jennifer Lawrence with a face full of jizz or Kate Upton with an impressive money shot over her back as like it or not, these celebs are people, we don't own them. 

How would you like it if the pictures you took of yer twat and rectum that you sent to yer BF was posted online for all to see? .... as for why they send pictures like this who knows?  Why does Old Knudsen stand naked at his window when the kids are going to school? .... who knows? 

The thing is that the hackers have gone into accounts of shall we say more mature weemen, they didn't appreciate what they had and sent them to me. They complained about bad dreams and PTSD flashbacks but that's because they don't know sexy if it bit and spanked them. 

Fuck all that I said about privacy, this pics are just too sexy to not post. 

I did go off Hilary a little after I learned about her going around selling fracking to Europe. Saying that she will be the next president of the US and I'd still frack the fuck out of her. 

I've yet to see a naked selfie of Michelle Obama from the front, this does add fuel to the rumour that she is really a man. Oh whatever I'd still tear up that ass. First lady or First Gurly-boy? 

This was actually sent to me by the Queen herself, we have a history you see. Sex on a stick no wonder Scotland voted to stay in the UK. 

Some knew her as the Iron lady, to me she was Maggie the sex machine, after she wore Dennis doon she went on the prowl, she may have hated the Irish but during a loving embrace she'd get me to speak Gaelic .... since I don't speak no Leprechaun I'd have to say things like potato and Top 'O' the mornin, it didn't take her long to get there..... to be sure.    

Can ya really blame Charles for wanting this instead of Diana? Known as the British Farrah Fawcett Camilla can be my wet dream catcher any day. 

May Gog bless her soul, Joan Rivers who was killed by the Secrete Service for saying that Barrack Obama was ghey and that Michelle was a tranny. Joan did have some plastic surgery which explains why she only looked 24 instead of her real age of 281. She had more children than just Melissa but she used those ones for spare parts.  

All these weemen will forever be in Old Knudsen's wank bank which is overflowing just like his trashcan. If every sperm is sacred then Old Knudsen's bin is a God. 

 

The Strange World Of Qatar

 John Kerry sucking Qatar cock June 2014.

What the fuck is up with Qatar? Well let me tell you a few facts about that oil rich Gulf state of just 2 million people. A Sunni cuntry .... aye sometimes you need yer sunni-glasses, see what I did there?

To all you people more interested in what J Law puts in her mouth ... she's an adult get over it.The Sunni religion is that branch of Islam that's a no no. Not that any branch of Islam is a yes yes but we prefer the Shia branch. ISIS, Hamas, Al Qaeda and the Tallyban are all Sunni.

 Sunni and Shia, I got Jew babe. I get to reuse that joke as no one really reads this shite.

Don't worry my friends for Qatar is our ally. They help us get hostages back from Islamist groups like the valiant deserter Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl and they even said they'd hold on to the five high ranking Al Qaeda members that Obama swapped for him. Real stand up guys the Qatari people. 

The US has one of it's largest military bases in Qatar. Al-Udeid Air Base holds the US Central Command hub CENTCOM for staging operations in sandsavage areas. There is a large force of US military there and allies like Britain and Australia have used it too, this serves Qatar well as they just didn't bother to get an airforce of their own. 

 Qatar with it's capital DOH!

They did get their own news outlet though. Like bias news sources such as Fox news, Russia Today and the BBC they have Al Jazeera. The government in Egypt recently put 3 Al Jazeera journalists into prison for 7-10 years for “spreading false news and conspiring” with the Muslim Brotherhood. 

Qatar funded the brief and bloody reign of the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt ... shame on them, they probably funded them by accident or something.   

 Taliban's embassy in Doha.

In past years if was difficult to talk to terrorist groups, I mean Taliban@hotmail.com, who the fuck trusts anyone with a Hotmail account?  but now, thanks to Qatar if you want to speak to the Tallyban then just go to the embassy. It's the Tallyban in Afghanistan, the main brand as led by Mullah Mohammed Omar. There are no representatives there of the Pakistani Tallyban .... those fucking peasants. 

As well as the Tallyban and the 10,000 odd US servicemen and women living in Qatar you also have someone who is seen as a rock star to westerners trying a half arsed boycott of Israel, yes the man himself exiled Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal .

 

L-R Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas, Emir of Qatar Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad al-Thani and Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal. 

Hows the war of attrition going Mashaal? ...oh you won it you say. 2,100 dead – about 1,700 of them were civilians and what did you achieve? 

Hamas seemed pretty happy with the outcome, not too much mourning going on. Well Sinn Fein and the IRA say they won their war against the British in Northern Ireland ... aye dead on, the Queen's head is still on our money so fuck off you terrorist cunts.

Wow Qatar is a complex place. While some within Saudi Arabia will fund groups like Al Qaeda and even ISIS, Qatar does it quite openly with Hamas.

The cuddly Al-Nursa front in Syria, ha ha, look at that spaz with his tongue out as he concentrates on shoving the bleeding guy. 

They also fund other radical groups in Libya, Mali, Syria, Iraq, and Tunisia. They would never fund a terror group though .... then again what they see as a terror group isn't the same as us. Al-Nusra in Syria are probably freedom fighters to Qatar. If you are confused by the name let me help you out by another name they get called, Al-Qaeda in Syria ... nope, not at all a terror group. 

Qatar have said that they will rebuild the West bank after the last bit of bombing. I'm sure those tunnels cost a fair bit, in 2012 Qatar gave $250 million to help build infrastructure in the Gaza Strip so we know who pays for it all. 

Qatar also wants to woo Hamas away from Iran who they see as a rival for their turf, many of the rockets fired by Hamas were Iranian. 

We should really keep an eye on those two faced rich fuckers .... and we do. So far Qatar have gotten most of their arms from France but now the US can keep a real good eye on them by selling them  Apache attack helicopters and Patriot and Javelin air-defense systems valued at $11 billion. It's the
biggest U.S. arms sale so far this year. 

USA USA!  well it kinda makes sense as these terror groups already know how to work US made weapons so you wouldn't want to confuse them. 

Pentagon spokesman Rear Admiral John Kirby said in a statement , "This is a critically important relationship in the region, and we likes the taste of their money."

Leaked Pics And Blurred Lines

So I was looking at those dodgy stolen pictures of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton and some chicks I've never heard of and I saw this picture of ME! I feel so violated, that picture was for me to wank to as sometimes I can't find a good mirror.

Sure ya expect to see the likes of Jennifer Lawrence topless as she very often doesn't wear much more, woo hoo she has a naked body under her clothes, not as impressive as mine. I thought I'd be safe by getting an expensive £25 phone from Tesco but I guess not. 

As unimpressive as these pics were .... no offense ladies but try to be hotter next time, the thing I did find impressive was in one picture of Kate Upton (not shown cos I'm a gentleman) the amount of semen on her back, did that just cum from one fella? Aye lass, be grateful all that wasn't inside you gang raping yer eggs.

The Hunger Games, Brought To You By KFC

I have an observation to make, Old Knudsen thinks that Jennifer Lawrence the star of the Hunger game movies has a face that either looks post allergy attack or that she was stung by bees.

Don't get Old Knudsen wrong, if he had a few dozen beers he may very well invite her to the nearest wheelie bin, shes from Kentucky, lets see if she tastes like KFC,  but seriously folks, look at the bake on that.

Old Knudsen was so bored the other night that he finally watched The Hunger Games, lets see what all the fuss is about.
Well done Hunger Games I watched you to the end unlike Twilight which lasted less than 15 minutes.

Didn't mean I liked yon movie. It was a big surprise when her character survived to the end wasn't it?

What a silly idea for a film, go watch The Running Man or Logan's Run they did it far better. Ach it's a movie aimed at teens as they have the power to make their parents spend money. Aye lets market a movie about young people savagely killing each other, we'll have a moral message to balance it out and to get it through of course.

I still remember when Terminator Salvation came out and you'd see loads of Terminator like toys in the toy aisles. Killer cyborgs are for the whole family now, in 1984 The Terminator was rated 18.

Such a slippery slope.

Kids like guns, well done to Kony, yer child soldier ideas were ahead of the times. In a few years child soldiers will be the norm, hey even Lego has gotten violent with superheroes and ninjas. Teach them young.

Just be careful what pictures you put on TV or up on walls as children emulate what they see everyday.

What message are you sending out to the children?