Jonathan King Wants You To Brexit

 

Jonathan King the singer-songwriter, producer, music entrepreneur, and former TV and radio presenter has joined the Brexit campaign to ensure that you the British public do the right thing and vote to leave the EU.

King had a global hit song Everyone's gone to the moon in 1965 and then enjoyed success as a presenter of British television programmes. 

The convicted pedophile is furious at EU regulation in regards to buggering underage boys that will cum into effect in 2020. Several other high wranking politicians joined the Brexit campaign for this reason but say it's really to make Britain great again. 

"The EU regulations will say 'no hair, don't go there' but myself and many others want to go there, it's a disgrace, British paedos don't need micro managing from Brussels!" Fumed King.   

 They probably love it!

Nigel Farage welcomed King aboard the Brexit boat. "Buggering young boys in non-consensual sex was fine in the 80's, what you have here is political correctness gone mad, I blame the foreigners ... especially the darkies and the New World Order of the Illuminati EU." 

 

 

Charles Fort and his partner Kate Henshaw are voting for the UK to leave the EU. "We aren't racist, we just ate foreigners and Muslims and believe in Briton ruling the waves and need to leave the EU because it's in control of everything innit?" 

Sure the UK was known as the sick man of Europe with constant strikes and a failing economy until it joined the EU and became the 5th largest economy in Europe but who remembers the 70's huh?

NHS closures .... bloody EU. Austerity measures .... bloody EU. Sugar tax .... bloody EU .... no wait, that's the Tories, the people who will benefit from leaving the EU. What kind of moron votes them into power and then votes for them to have more power?   


EU regulation is often cited as a reason to leave the EU. If it was up to the British government we've have more additives in our food, more pesticides on our crops and cheap inferior goods with standards being pretty low.
Our human rights would be more in line with the US as that is the way British law seems to be going if you look at immigration policy for non-EU members. We have more human rights and worker's right thanks to the EU.
All those disabled and old people the Tories wanted to cut benefits on would have no recourse if we left the EU but hey what do I know? Maybe it makes sense for an island nation to cut itself off from one of its major trading partners maybe I'm just too sane and rational to see the bigger picture.

If you are mildly racist and bigoted towards foreigners in general and want to cut off your nose to spite your face then vote to leave the EU. Our national security which is in direct connection with our economy is dependent on having close global ties .... not my words but the mission statement of the National Security Council formed in 2010 to combat domestic and international terrorism.   


  

Top Of The Pedos

Norfolk police have said that if you watched TV during the 70's and 80's there is a one four chance that you were watching a sex offender.

Of the 1,433 suspects for historical sexual assaults 260 are down as celebrity. 135 from TV, film or radio, 76 politicians, 43 members of the music industry and seven sports people.

 Cliff Richard singing about the young ones. 

That family friendly celeb, the singer you've sang along to for years or that sports star you cheered to victory, yep, probably a pedo or rapist. 

Experts advise you to just prepare to be let down. In the 60's, 70's and 80's it was acceptable to be an arsehole and molest weemen and children but now you have all those leftie liberal laws like the kind that Nigel Farage complains about.

Sir Patrick Moore has worked with NAMBLA UNICEF for years.

In the US no one ever mentions Michael Jackson sleeping with kids and Woody Allen and Bill Cosby have gotten away with their shit for ages, even in India a famous actor ran over and killed a homeless dude 10 years ago and he hasn't seen a day in prison.

Why are we not protecting our stars better? A famous person can't even punch an assistant producer without an uproar, what is the point to being famous?

  

The Hunger Games, Brought To You By KFC

I have an observation to make, Old Knudsen thinks that Jennifer Lawrence the star of the Hunger game movies has a face that either looks post allergy attack or that she was stung by bees.

Don't get Old Knudsen wrong, if he had a few dozen beers he may very well invite her to the nearest wheelie bin, shes from Kentucky, lets see if she tastes like KFC,  but seriously folks, look at the bake on that.

Old Knudsen was so bored the other night that he finally watched The Hunger Games, lets see what all the fuss is about.
Well done Hunger Games I watched you to the end unlike Twilight which lasted less than 15 minutes.

Didn't mean I liked yon movie. It was a big surprise when her character survived to the end wasn't it?

What a silly idea for a film, go watch The Running Man or Logan's Run they did it far better. Ach it's a movie aimed at teens as they have the power to make their parents spend money. Aye lets market a movie about young people savagely killing each other, we'll have a moral message to balance it out and to get it through of course.

I still remember when Terminator Salvation came out and you'd see loads of Terminator like toys in the toy aisles. Killer cyborgs are for the whole family now, in 1984 The Terminator was rated 18.

Such a slippery slope.

Kids like guns, well done to Kony, yer child soldier ideas were ahead of the times. In a few years child soldiers will be the norm, hey even Lego has gotten violent with superheroes and ninjas. Teach them young.

Just be careful what pictures you put on TV or up on walls as children emulate what they see everyday.

What message are you sending out to the children?

Gerry Adams At His Spinning Wheel

Gerry Adams has the luck of the devil but will it run out? 

If yer brother was a pedo who sexually abused his own daughter and you found out, would you make him one of the disappeared or would you let him continue to work with children and live free while the victim hides in her new home in Scotland? 

Only interested in his own skin. Aine Adams had to bring charges herself because her uncle did nothing.  What a brave lass.
 

Sunday Slap Time

 

Well hello there .... thinking about going to church today? talking to yer imaginary friend about peace, love, tolerance and eternal life on a cloud, then when thats done you slag off the gheys and fondle some children, aye Old Knudsen knows yer type ..... Christians!

Well as usual here is yer Sunday temptation to ween you off the kiddies and onto consenting adults. These weemen may be out of yer league but check out the baps on that yoke.

It's raining norks, hallelujah! each one is the size of a small child .... weemen are fucking class!

"Hello spunky chops" .... I'm just thinking of what sexy line she might say to get you into the mood.

 

Full bodied weemen for a change, something to explore.

And of course if you remember I do like the boobies hanging doon like those speedball punch bags so this post is not just for the Christian pedos.

To top off this lovely post here is an Asian with a goatee.

I don't think they're real .... those eye lashes.

Tickets To Heaven

 

Why are all Christians pedophiles? What a difficult question to ask, maybe the scriptures and all the inconsistencies warp their brains and makes them fucked in the head or something but I wouldn't trust a Priest or an Orangeman around children, stat! 

Pedos aren't necessarily about sex, it's mostly about the power and the control they have over others. All the various branches of Christianity put men in charge with weemen and the children as submissive followers so it naturally works out for pedos. How insecure do ya have to be to get power because a book says so? .... aye the Jews and the Muslins are as fucking bad so don't ya sit there with yer wooly faces looking smug.    

Old Knudsen is more likely to answer yer prayer than yer imaginary friend. Make Old Knudsen yer imaginary friend of choice .... he is the wey ... so he is.   

 Time to get angry .....  Pedophile priest James Donaghy told a distraught seven-year-old boy that he could get his dead grandfather out of purgatory and into heaven if he performed a sex act on him.

The poor boy couldn't tell anyone about what happened and so he went to confession, only to find Father Donaghy on the other side.  

As a Gog, Old Knudsen doesn't put up with that shite and if you read his blog and figured he did well you'd get an early morning wake up call from Old Knudsen and his amazing dancing tin snips. 

Let Old Knudsen be yer imaginary friend and pray to him ..... it's called e-mail ya twat. As with the old way, look looking people get their prayers answered first, if at all. 

   

Death To Pedos Rant ... Again

Cherish lily Perrywinkle was a happy 8 year-old girl who talked about dolls and fairies and that liked to play dress up.
She was out with her mother and two siblings at a Dollar store in Jacksonville Florida when what appeared to be a good Samaritan offered to take them to Walmart to buy them some clothes as they appeared to be down on their luck. Smith had overheard her saying she couldn’t afford to buy her daughter a dress, and offered to help her out using his wife’s Walmart gift card.

The mother Rayne Perrywinkle first she thought Smith was “creepy and annoying,” but seemed like he truly wanted to help her and her family. “Part of me wanted to believe this was a blessing for my children,” she said. 

After a few hours of shopping for clothes Donald James Smith the good Samaritan suggested that he buy the family some burgers while he waited for his wife to get there with the gift card, he and Cherish set off towards the front of the store where the McDonald's was but they didn't stop.
Her lifeless body in a wooded area near a church 4 miles away.

A quick judgement from Old Knudsen has this family as being white trash Florida folk. One of the younger kids is named Destiny ...... says it all. Why did the mother wait 2 hours before calling the police? Who waits 2 hours for a Walmart dress?  The mother is an idiot! 

Donald James Smith is a 56 year-old who was recently released from prison and has a criminal history of child abuse and torture that goes back decades.

Remember back in 2005? Jessica Lunsford was taken from her home, raped and tortured for 3 days before being buried alive by sex offender John Couey,  in Florida .... of course.

Jessica's law was set up to electronically tag all sex offenders and keep a tighter control on their where abouts. Advocates for convicted sex offenders claim that the civil rights of the sex offenders are infringed upon and the poor child rapers get a lifetime of stigma.  

Dead children get laws made in their name such as Sarah's law, Jonathan's law, Megan's law and many more so then people can say well they didn't die for nothing. Where was Jessica's law here? 

Fuck the lifetime of stigma, pedos cannot be rehabilitated. They only behave themselves in prison because there are no children there .... like duh! You should only be allowed civil and human rights if you respect those of others, otherwise you are an beast with no rights who cannot live in civilized society. 

That includes those who shoot up schools and cinemas and those who plant bombs on busy shopping streets..... you are scum that needs to be destroyed. 

It isn't about sex for the pedos it's about control so don't waste yer time talking about castration. Is Old Knudsen the only one who wants pedos destroyed as you would a rabid dog? Is Old Knudsen the only one who wants to keep hitting these pedos in the face with a claw hammer while shouting, "was it worth it?" until they stop moving?

Prison is not a deterrent, US prisons down Florida way are like Fightclub meets Beyond the thunder dome where you get shived with a sharpened toothbrush for yer fags (cigarettes not queers) or for just being you, in the UK prisons are holiday camps so what is the point of putting these people through the legal system only for them to be a drain on resources? 

Kill pedos and you won't have to make laws for dead kids. 

How Innocent Is The Pope?

The last Pope to have the nerve to be named Innocent was Pope Innocent the 13th who died in 1724. Old Knudsen stopped watching the Innocent Popes after the second one because the rest just phoned it in then they introduced the young boy sidekick and that was just creepy.

It just keeps going on and on. Anywhere from 94,939 to 103,588 civilians have been killed in Iraq since 2003 but thats not news . Taxes, health care reforms, celebrity dirty dicks, reality shows, lying politicians ,corrupt banks and of course the pedo supporting Catholic church now all that is news.

Only Old Knudsen spares a thought for the people just trying to live a life but cunts with guns are deciding the future of the cuntry instead and don't care who gets shot.


Murphy on the left with the hard on.

Back to the real news. Rev. Lawrence C. Murphy was a priest at a school for deaf boys in the 50's onwards and molested over 200 of the little sexy boys. Look at the picture and wonder if any of those kids are being put through hell at that time by Murphy.

Aruthur Budzinski was 12, and went to Murphy for confession but was instead was molested by him in a secluded stairway between two buildings. He was again molested at the age of 14.

"You're real handsome," Budzinski recalled the priest telling him. "You are a real handsome boy."

In 1974 Budzinski and a couple of the graduated boys came forward but were told the statute of limitations had expired.

In 1996 the then Milwaukee Archbishop Rembert Weakland wrote to Cardinal Ratzinger (now the Pope) telling him about Murphy and his ways and being faced with dismissal Murphy wrote to the Cardinal saying he had repented and was old and sick and guess what ? yep nothing came of it. Murphy died 2 years later aged 72.

Father Murphy said he believed his victims consented, telling a psychotherapist, “I could tell if they like it because they didn’t push me away." So he knew they liked it.

Not a one off story but now a story that gets told so often its almost a Catholic clergy requirement for the job.


Of course you all know Old Knudsen thinks Pedos, rapists, murderers and lemurs should be killed, perhaps by an angry Asian . Let me save the anti-death penalty mongs the trouble, "What if it was your own brother charged with molesting his own daughter would you have him killed then?"

Well Mr Adams I wouldn't cover it up like you I'd get a bit of clothes line and strangle the fucker with it and get my henchman Martin behind you there to make the body vanish.

"killing is not the answer" ach fuck off and why do you like pedos so much would the world not be a better place without them since they always get out on good behaviour and repeat offend? If it was a dog that kept biting you'd put it doon.

The good guy fights the bad guy, the lame idealist good guy doesn't kill the bad guy for fear of becoming like the bad guy, the sensible good guy does kill him because he knows a lawyer will get him off and he'll come back for revenge in a sequel also the good guy knows he won't be raping anyone just putting an end to the horror the bad guy inflicts........... like duh!

Get yer moral compass sorted out you have a magnet stuck to it.

Old Knudsen is sick of all this 'you can't touch us crap' the priests that is not the boys. I couldn't stay in a church that was so morally bankrupt .......... then again what other job is a priest going to do? They can't relate to real people and know fuck all about life merely following orders from a power that is bigger than Gog , yeah maybe they can work for the Inland Revenue service or some other pen pushing position with power over people.


Old Knudsen is lying on his sick bed with the gravy pouring off him. Damn my illness, I have an addiction to prescription drugs that I take to keep my sex addiction under control, like I said its an illness so its not my fault anyway I repent so fuck yas all. Old Knudsen will be in Heaven throwing up on you lot in Hell.

Remember ......... lusting after a woman that has the body of a 12 year-old boy is legal and normal, lusting after any 12 year-old.


Is sick and acting upon it is against the law . Maybe people just don't know all of this Old Knudsen may have to do pubic announcements on the telly or something.


Well done to the Olson twins for teaching all of those "They'll be legal soon" middle aged pervs a lesson, for didn't they go to extra trouble to look minging and junkie like when they did turn legal HA!

It must be time for Old Knudsen to email the Vatican ........... again, they ignore me but I'm totally sick of the whole situation.



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Wah Wah Wah!

Karl Malden, Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, David Carradine, Ed McMahon and Danny La Rue are all famous people who have recently died but then Michael fucking Jackson carked it and the rest get forgotten about .

Every other news channel has the tribute on. 'What a great performer' they all say well Old Knudsen likes to access the over all person like JFK, what a great man ........... well if letting thousands of Cubans die at the bay of pigs and cheating on yer wife makes you a great man then by that standard Jackson was fucking gleaming.

Mike Tyson is also great, sure he beat and raped his wife but hey what a fighter . Mussolini made the trains run on time and without Hitler Schlinder's list wouldn't have got made, what a fucking laugh riot of a movie that was.

Its been reported that 12 Jackson fans have committed suicide due to their grief. C'mon at least some of those 12 must of had friends and family die at some time but when the pedo prince of pop gets an OD its time to check out. Old Knudsen can only hope that more go.

Over here it isn't very acceptable to be anti-Jackson but I don't give a shit. His music, dancing and corny videos were annoying on a level that goes beyond annoying, don't worry fans you'll get refunds for yer tickets no need to be sad.

Rappers would go on about other rappers saying they weren't hard men, even Vanilla Ice got the treatment and deservedly so but Jackson pretended to be tough with gangs of dancing children telling people to beat off and that he was bad which Old Knudsen did not have to be told. No one called Jackson a fake.

Old Knudsen recently heard a very tasteful joke: What are David Carradine, Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson getting for Christmas? Patrick Swayze !

Catholicism The Dependable Brand For Paedophiles

A 9 year inquiry into abuse suffered by children in Catholic institutions in Ireland has been described as "shocking reading" how about this instead "fucking long" at five volumes and 2,500 pages long.
I know the Irish like to stretch out jobs by leaning on their spades but 9 years? The report covered a period of six decades of abuse by priests and nuns.

35,000 children were placed in a network of reformatories, industrial schools and workhouses up to the 1980s. Hold on was that 1980 or 1880?

2,000 came forward and told the commission to inquire into the physical and sexual abuse they suffered while under Fenian care.

The commission was set up in the year 2000 after the Irish tribe leader Bertie Ahern issued an apology on behalf of the state to the victims of child abuse.

The government has already paid out almost one billion euros in compensation and legal fees to 12,500 people.

The children lived there until they were 16 and then they were cast out into the world traumatised after years of abuse, many immigrated as soon as they could.

Sadie O'Meara worked at one of the Magdalene Laundries by the Legion of Mary. She worked long hours washing and ironing customers laundry. Being the daughter of an unmarried mother she says she never found out why she ended up there and for four years suffered physical and emotional abuse in an institution run by the Sisters of Charity. Its usually the unmarried mothers and not the children that end up there often sent by their family.

Her typical account goes on to say:

"You'd be up at 6am and you had to go to two Masses," said Sadie O'Meara, a 15-year-old Tipperary girl working in Dublin.

"Your cell door was locked every night when you went in and you had a bucket and an iron bed and you couldn't look out the window. It was all bars.

"The food was absolutely brutal. And my mam died but they never told me she died. She died on Christmas Day but they never told me."

There are other accounts of various beatings with a leather strap or one of the Christian brothers banging yer head off a desk because they had a bad day.

If a sexy little 8 year-old caught the eye of one of the Christian brothers they had 24 hour access to do what they wanted or you'd be raped by the older boys, threatened and beat up by all if you reported anything.

The Christian brothers have already fixed it in 2004 that they will not have to give the names of any of the abusers dead or alive.

This blog does not sanction waterboarding for nuns, priests, popes or pedos in general. It does support putting them in a swimming pool filled with vinegar covered razor bladers and removing the ladder like in a Sims game.

A Quiet Word

If for some reason with all my blogs, Spacebook, Twatter and MyFace you still can't get enough of Old Knudsen remember to check in on his extremely funny captioned pictures on that Cheesburger site.

Its anonymous and cums in a disguised yellow-ish paper bag. Go now and and check out the witty/socially relevant and just plain not funny captioned pictures and remember to bookmark it because if Old Knudsen vanishes then you lot cease to exist .

Stay tuned this week on Old Bitter Balls as I shall be striving for full excommunication from the evil Roman Catholic church. If that means what I think it means then pain will follow. I am quite attached to my God given and reason for having foreskin but there is nothing I won't do to stir up shit for a blog post.



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God Had A Day Off On September 11th

September 11th again and what a miserable anniversary like having someone die on yer birthday or at Christmas. The 15th August is another one for me being the date of the Omagh bombing there are many other terrible slaughters and disasters that stick in yer mind but the dates get a bit fuzzy.

Where was God on that day? or where the fuck was Superman cum to think of it.

I haven't given up looking for Obama, David Blaine was the latest rag head I've water boarded but the cunt liked it. When I left him at the side of the road after a week of torture he was begging me to freeze him in a block of ice and hang him from Big Ben

The stupid cunt doesn't realise that Big Ben is the bell inside the clock not the clock, what a tosser.


Speaking of tossers The Arch Bishop of Leeds............ my Nemesis. Yes the same one who threatened Google with legal action about one of my posts is a Fenian pedo cock sucker. I just wanted to remind you all

If you add the numbers 9/11 you get the number 20 which is the age of this gurl

Which means nothing at all. 911 is the emergency number for America, in the UK its 999 which turned upside doon is 666 which as we all know adds up to 24 the age that this gurl will be in 4 years. Just an excuse to show a nice pair of knockers.



Look who I saw doon the street yesterday. America being kind to its former ally faked his execution and put him into witness protection program. I chewed the fat with my old mucker having a laugh about the Iran/Iraq war and how the Yank advisers who trained the Iraqis and equipped them with weapons kept gassing the wrong cuntry cos they got confused with the names.

Everyone knows that Saddam helped Obama do the 9/11 attack which is why America invaded Iraq . In fact Saddam invested in the American flag industry just beforehand and in the 2 weeks of Yank patriotism he made millions. Of course the profits soon flagged and even the witness protection program had to make cuts due to a crashing economy which is why Saddam is where he is today.


Saddam in younger and more happier times.


On a different note it seems that young stars of Disney are wearing 'promise rings' that means they won't have sex until they are married. Considering the stars of Disney turn out to be right sluts I find this highly amusing. Remember 'Love is a promise delivered broken' not having sex before marriage is like buying shoes without trying them on.


Oh so thats why you won't have sex before marriage. Thanks to Jimmy Bastard for allowing me to post this picture, it takes guts.


Sarah Palin the soon to be VP has been getting the votes in rightly by supporting ghey conversion. Yer average poo pirate can be upgraded to straight by intense religious study, Protestant of course. Well done lass.

Go to my shop blog for more on the subject and make me rich ya cunts.


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