Join The UDA

Butt fuck Carrickfergus is the town where the UDA have decided to start their aggressive (always aggressive) recruiting campaign.
The Loyalist paramilitary group want to change their image from a sectarian drug dealing criminal gang into a successful sectarian drug dealing criminal gang so they are putting up murals in Loyalist areas to make sure that the young people there know that there are real opportunities where they can travel and form lasting friendships in a fulfilling part-time job .... Hope the word job doesn't scare anyone away, they will be paid in smuggled cigarettes if paid at all.

Of course the travel is usually in stolen cars and the friendships are all the prison ghey you can eat. Seriously you'd have to have been raised on a diet of lead paint to think that joining any paramilitary criminal gang was a good idea. So tough yet none of them join the 'actual' military, marching in a band with a costume on giving everyone dirty looks only highlights yer insecurities that you try so hard to mask ... I just want to hug yous, did I say hug? I meant sterilize or neuter.    

I hope they are able to get better artists cos that is shite. Put up not far from a Primary school they are obviously going the way of Hamas and Al Qaeda who brainwash the children into hating at an early age.
Carrickfergus is known as the Florida of the north as it is full of young criminals and old people waiting to die. It's the place you don't notice on the way to Larne to get the ferry the fuck out of here.  

Protestants in the Republic of Ireland actually do pretty well for themselves on average and have a higher standard of living (and certainly education) than those up north ... hardly on their knees, this isn't prison, get off yer knees and wipe yer chin. 

Better to live on benefits than have to werk .... join the UDA ....  if yer Ma will let ya.


We don't want no UDA, we say no to prison ghey!   

The Shame Of Northern Ireland

Building sites that come to a halt when the companies go bust and and other decrepit buildings around Northern Ireland are not a priority to hide and cover up in case some head of state might drive by or if it's on a route for a televised bicycle race.  

Yes these old ruined buildings may be an eye sore but every single cuntry has them. The option is to fix them up or tear them doon, not draw yet more attention to them.
Of course many of the common sense actions get blocked when local councils can't come to an agreement.

This is our true shame. Why do we have murals celebrating criminals? On the route of the Giro d'Italia you'll find these murals in full view of the world's press. When I say world I really just mean ESPN and the like.
When Alliance politician Anna Lo brought up the subject of flags and murals along the Giro d 'Italia route she was shouted doon.  How dare you try to use this race to further the flag and mural issue!

 Murals of hate below the cranes that were built by Krupp who built for the Nazis in WWII.

The Northern Ireland government at Stormont have managed to ignore murals and flags for 15 years so why would they want it brought up all of a sudden without any warning like that? Ms Lo who was born in Hong Kong knows a thing or two about bigotry as she has constantly received threats throughout the years when trying to make Northern Ireland a better place to live .... Why does she bother? We're all cunts. As is Sammy Wilson from the DUP who was the loudest at telling Ms lo to know her place.

The Stormont executive are not stupid, yes they appear that way but in reality they are devious, two faced and insidious. The reason why they allow criminals from both the Protestant and Catholic sides to have murals depicting masked men with rifles is to not upset these people as they are their main voter.
Yes they would rather appear to be a weak and ineffective government than not being a government because they have solved all the problems. They thrive on conflict and would not exist without it.

The world can see our bigotry on proud display and maybe they will catch a glimpse of some spide throwing feces at a tourist cos we don't like no outsiders.

Luckily no one in the big wide world really cares about the Giro d'Italia and soon this burst of cycle enthusiasts will make way for the sectarian marches and we'll be back to the odd hapless tourist wondering why Belfast is closed until 1pm on a Sunday again.

Northern Ireland's shame is that they either vote for the hate parties who are now sharing power or that they just don't bother to vote them out.

You get the government you deserve.

Civilisation Under Maintenance

Some Northern Ireland politicians do not want sectarian murals to be removed or sectarian flags taken doon that are in plain site on the route of the Giro d'Italia world famous cycling event ..... aye I've never heard of it either.
If Lance Armstrong couldn't be arsed to shoot up between his toes and win this race then why should we be bothered to care about it?

Big fuck off pictures in front of murals, that will look better and not cost much. What about painting all the flags white so that the eyeties will feel at home.

Maybe we can inspire local artists to um, paint a mural in front of the murals bur nice ones with clouds and unicorns an shit, no masked men or idiot martyrs, we need to go deeper. Muralception.

Giro d'Italia

You yap and you beg for a televised cycle race to go through yer areas as the councils want to fix up and paint the route so it doesn't look so bad and run doon but then you throw a hissy fit when someone suggests removing any flags or murals.

They support terrorism and criminals, who the fuck wants to see those ..... future investors?

The Hunger Games, Brought To You By KFC

I have an observation to make, Old Knudsen thinks that Jennifer Lawrence the star of the Hunger game movies has a face that either looks post allergy attack or that she was stung by bees.

Don't get Old Knudsen wrong, if he had a few dozen beers he may very well invite her to the nearest wheelie bin, shes from Kentucky, lets see if she tastes like KFC,  but seriously folks, look at the bake on that.

Old Knudsen was so bored the other night that he finally watched The Hunger Games, lets see what all the fuss is about.
Well done Hunger Games I watched you to the end unlike Twilight which lasted less than 15 minutes.

Didn't mean I liked yon movie. It was a big surprise when her character survived to the end wasn't it?

What a silly idea for a film, go watch The Running Man or Logan's Run they did it far better. Ach it's a movie aimed at teens as they have the power to make their parents spend money. Aye lets market a movie about young people savagely killing each other, we'll have a moral message to balance it out and to get it through of course.

I still remember when Terminator Salvation came out and you'd see loads of Terminator like toys in the toy aisles. Killer cyborgs are for the whole family now, in 1984 The Terminator was rated 18.

Such a slippery slope.

Kids like guns, well done to Kony, yer child soldier ideas were ahead of the times. In a few years child soldiers will be the norm, hey even Lego has gotten violent with superheroes and ninjas. Teach them young.

Just be careful what pictures you put on TV or up on walls as children emulate what they see everyday.

What message are you sending out to the children?