Wah Wah Wah!

Karl Malden, Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, David Carradine, Ed McMahon and Danny La Rue are all famous people who have recently died but then Michael fucking Jackson carked it and the rest get forgotten about .

Every other news channel has the tribute on. 'What a great performer' they all say well Old Knudsen likes to access the over all person like JFK, what a great man ........... well if letting thousands of Cubans die at the bay of pigs and cheating on yer wife makes you a great man then by that standard Jackson was fucking gleaming.

Mike Tyson is also great, sure he beat and raped his wife but hey what a fighter . Mussolini made the trains run on time and without Hitler Schlinder's list wouldn't have got made, what a fucking laugh riot of a movie that was.

Its been reported that 12 Jackson fans have committed suicide due to their grief. C'mon at least some of those 12 must of had friends and family die at some time but when the pedo prince of pop gets an OD its time to check out. Old Knudsen can only hope that more go.

Over here it isn't very acceptable to be anti-Jackson but I don't give a shit. His music, dancing and corny videos were annoying on a level that goes beyond annoying, don't worry fans you'll get refunds for yer tickets no need to be sad.

Rappers would go on about other rappers saying they weren't hard men, even Vanilla Ice got the treatment and deservedly so but Jackson pretended to be tough with gangs of dancing children telling people to beat off and that he was bad which Old Knudsen did not have to be told. No one called Jackson a fake.

Old Knudsen recently heard a very tasteful joke: What are David Carradine, Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson getting for Christmas? Patrick Swayze !

Invitation To Give Me Yer Money

Sex addiction is a demon Old Knudsen has battled for most of his life, in fact it probably directly led to the failure of 8 marriages and 34 relationships.
Some people just don't understand that you have an illness and therefore should be let off with any consequences, intolerant fuckers I say.

I also have a Fenian, Jew and Black fella phobia but people just denounce me as a racist, bigoted anti-Semite whats that about?

The reason I started this blog was to promote understanding of my conditions not just for me but for the others out there afflicted with these heart breaking maladies.

Being a licensed The rapist oh sorry that's a Freudian slip there I meant Therapist I started up a sex addiction rehab clinic in Killamory.

I invite you to cum and join, even if you aren't a sex addict having intercourse with the members may help you learn about this condition and give you something to think long and hard over .

If you have trouble sleeping and find yer tossing in bed all night and wake up all drained it may be because you have a load you want to get off, please cum and have one on one intercourse with me and I'll help you release yer burden.

If you can't cum you can have intercourse over the phone with me and in no time you'll be gagging for a group session with the other members.

My staff of highly experienced people have seen it all and are willing to bend over backwards and take out teeth to help you get what you need.

I am a big advocate of the 'too much' method. Cum in for a ridiculously high priced session and you'll be bombarded, blasted and rammed with more sex than you ever wanted so the last thing you'll want to do is have sex.

My Hollywood pals George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Gary Coleman, Gerard Butler, Jessicas Biel, Abla and Simpson, Megan Fox, Kate Beckinsale, Bosworth and Bush are willing to donate their time for yer final treatment.

If you can refuse sex with them then you are cured.

I may be a hater who loves too much but I am here for you. If you have said the words, "they meant nothing to me" or have lust in yer heart you need to raid yer life savings and join my clinic.

Cum now while the place is still clean-ish.


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