Drink It To Believe It

After a long hard day of telling others to give their money to the poor, I like to relax and enjoy a cool, refreshing Pepsi ..... Embrace your past, but live for now and drink Pepsi if you ever want to go to heaven ... lol!



  

Free Presbyterian Minister In Denial

Reverend Ian Brown from Paisley's old church, Martyrs Memorial Free Presbyterian Church in Belfast has said that Europe is being punished for being wicked with homosexuality and the rise of ISIS.
The crazy as fuck firebrand Free Presbyterian minister said that God .... the Christian god, is using homosexuality and Islamic terrorism to punish us for our greed, covetousness and wickedness. He even said that the rise of Hitler was all God too.

Usually God would send locusts or frogs but because of climate change he is now sending ... exploding bum bandits????? Beheading bean flickers?????

The gheys and Daesh/ISIS in a holy alliance, doing God's bidding. 

He said in his sermon: 

"That's why the dark spectre of ISIS is closing in on us today from the east and homosexuality closing in from the west."

If I were him I'd do a quick dodge north or south ... no not south, they have ghey marriage there. He blamed the liberal elite (Matt Damon and Oprah probably) for using the "sodomites" for their own agendas and even blamed Barack Obama for being "complicit" in this attack on decency. That doesn't surprise me, that Obama fella is like that.

"They want to infect us with their huge throbbing cocks, giving us just a taste and then making us beg for more, they'll spit in our faces and call us a bad and nasty boy and will use God's wraith shoved in deep until we cry out Jehovah in pain then they'll pull out and explode all over my back with the warm poison of sin but that won't be the end for they'll pass me around like a broken toy as they call out ungodly names like Allah, Allen and Jeff leaving me, er you lying in a pool of wickedness marveling at God's might."    

Someone needs to go back to Sunday school ... and maybe therapy cos didn't they create Satan to blame all the bad shit on?
If God is really responsible for ISIS and even Hitler then I think God really does need a time out. As for homosexuality, no one is making you swallow the gravy and lick the shaft, useless Bill Cosby gave you a drink then who knows what he'll have you do. Daesh will cut yer fucking head off the gheys are not likely to ask you to marry them.

Do idiots like this think ghey marriage is compulsory? ... that would explain all the irrational fear.

I'd love to know what he thinks about the Holocaust but I suspect I already know. Is he drinking from Ian Paisley's Holy Grail of crazy? Well the name says it all, 'Free Presbyterian' free from any sense, logic, empathy and intelligence.    



 

Vote For Anyone Else

 

So it's voting tomorrow, I don't need to say that if you vote DUP, TUV or UUP that yer supporting bigotry and are a part of the problem .... that should be pretty clear by now.

If you vote Ukip then just stop wasting my air please ....  Ukip leader David McNarry will be voting against all attempts to - "redefine marriage or liberalise abortion law in Northern Ireland." 

If you are female, ghey or both and you vote for these parties, yer too dumb to save because they hate what YOU stand for and want to keep you as second class citizens.  

If for some reason you vote Conservative .... you aren't using yer head and just think that Cameron looks like a proper Prime Minister and that Ed Miliband  reminds you of Mr Bean which is fair enough I suppose. Lets vote for anyone but the self-entitled right wing twats .... trust me on this, Old Knudsen wouldn't steer you wrong. If he ran the werld it would be a better place, this shite is a doddle as long as you don't fuck it up. 

  Cum and marvel over God's creation.

Paul McLean from the DUP in Mid Ulster, said he took the 'biblical perspective' when looking at issues such as homosexuality and marriage equality because all that thinking and forming opinions really does hurt yer head.  

"The biblical perspective speaks against it, and I take the biblical perspective, I don’t agree with the process, but I have no issue with the people. It goes against the bible’s stance - so I don’t believe it should be legal."

He has no problem with gheys he just doesn't think they deserve equal rights and has expressed his personal view that homosexuality should be made illegal again though the DUP have said that they are not promoting that policy as of this time even though its party leader has said that homosexuality was against Christian teachings.

McLean said:  

"As a Christian who believes in the stance of the bible I believe it (homosexuality) is morally wrong. It is spiritually wrong and I don’t think it should be legal."

He then said:

"I believe that those people are human beings and need to be treated as such."

I'm pretty sure that this shows he has an issue with the people, I'm surprised he didn't say 'those' people.Yeah hey I don't have any problem with black people I just think that slavery is good, they had slaves in the Bible you know.

The last bit in no way makes up for what he is saying, like most of the Bible it is contrary. However he didn't say that all human beings should be treated with respect by him, he was just stating a half arsed fact. Like Jims Wells telling the two leezers that their lifestyle was an abomination and then trying to apologise, that right there is classic abuse tactics.  

I wonder what other things McLean he has gone to the Bible in order to get a perspective for. If only he'd actually read the Bible instead of having what to think given to him by people who have read it with their own agenda in mind. 

A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.  ~ Oscar Wilde

The Criminalization Of Christianity

 

This is the documentary that everyone should see. It highlights a deadly danger to America and if America falls then the rest of the world will topple soon after that. I've just seen the trailer but I am psyched about seeing the movie, Oscar worthy for sure. 

What is this danger? Gangs? ISIS? Drugs? Meteors? Fracking? .... no, it's worse than that, it's ghey people getting married. If ghey people get married they'll have loads of ghey children and soon there will be more ghey kids than straight, think about the shortage of manly sports being played, soon it will be nothing but tennis and golf .... yuck!

 Janet Porter wants to watch you dogging.

With Liberals there is a 40% chance that you'll find yerself talking to an idiot, that percentage jumps to a staggering 98% when you are dealing with Conservatives. The 2% Know they are evil and rely on the 98% to vote them into office, nothing stupid about them, they just play stupid on TV.    

" I’m Janet Porter. I was in the dark about the radical agenda to silence the truth. But after years of research and observation, there is no longer any doubt. As I wrote in ‘the Criminalization of Christianity,’ if they can silence the truth, they will silence the gospel."

Porter, a former right wing radio talk host wants to warn you about the gheys who want to assault your freedoms (without the use of lube) and she means to shed some light on how we can use the freedoms that we have left. I've no idea why she is wandering about a forest in the dark, maybe she is out to expose some people dogging too. 
 

Mike Huckabee the former governor of Arkansas and constant presidential hopeful (in his mind) is angry about how the gheys are persecuting Christians.

"What kind of freedom of speech do we have, if a person who expresses a biblical viewpoint about marriage is told they can’t open their business in a location?"

Good point, except you actually want to discriminate against queers and withhold services, not very Christian (love thy neighbour ) and US law prevents you from discriminating. You are being stopped from bullying and discriminating against faggots by using the Bible to do so, boo hoo. Stop being a dick then you won't have any trouble. You are free to talk about discriminating all you like, you just can't do it.

I can talk about how I want to cut up hookers and keep their heads in my fridge but due to technicalities in the law of this cuntry I can't do it, I have to travel to Turkey or Thailand to express myself, it just isn't fair, is it Mike?  

One smug cunt said, "You believe I'm being intolerant as I believe the Bible standards, are you not being intolerant saying that there is something wrong with me for believing the bible?"

I don't think anyone said there was something wrong with you for believing in the Bible, that should go without saying. I believe that people who poke their noses into the lives of others and tell them that how they are living is sinful and they have no right to be happy or to get married is the one who is being intolerant .... I may be wrong though, ach who am I kidding? I'm never wrong.  

If homosexuals get everything they want it's nothing less than the criminalization of Christianity. 

So to prevent them from getting what they want we must ban feather boas, pop music, show tunes and wee foo foo dogs. Vegetables and food that isn't bacon needs to go too.

"If someone is told at school it's ok to be gay and then comes down with a fatal disease as a result, school officials should be held legally liable." 

I don't know who he is but slaphead there has a point. I read on the BBC that a boy was  told that it was ok for him to be ghey by a substitute teacher who didn't know any better and 8 years later that boy died from cancer. The teacher didn't get prosecuted and is in fact still teaching. Don't worry, Old Knudsen trolls him online and makes his life a living Hell, it's the least I could do for whats his name.

Another expert in this film added:

"It's not about marriage it's about forcing the acceptance of homosexuality on people."

First it was black people and now it's gheys .... what's next immigrants? Old Knudsen accepts nothing! They tried to tell me that science was fact but they had no proof, just numbers and big werds. 

This lad can foresee the future and it's like Nazi Germany. 'They 'll silence you about homosexuality and that is just the start, don't underestimate them, they'll silence you on the whole gospel.' 

So to stop America becoming like Nazi Germany we should maybe blame the gheys on everything and put them into death camps or something, well at least take away their human rights.

Iran has the right idea, they execute gheys, yes America, lets be like Iran or even Saudi Arabia who stone their gheys to death. Ach sure isn't Islam just Christianity with a tea towel on its head.

Maurice Mills Prophet Of God

They hate us cos they anus. 

Everyone knows that Hurricane Katrina, the 2004 Tsunami and 9/11 were all caused by gheys. Yes they were God's divine retribution for taking it up the ass ... When I say everyone I mean religious whack jobs like Pat Robertson who think that free and critical thinking is the work of the devil. 

Maurice Mills, a member of the DUP in ..... Ballymena, the city of enlightenment. He said that Hurricane Katrina happened as a result of the “filthy practice of sodomy” he has been awarded an MBE in the Queen’s New Year honours list.

The councillor for Ballymena is a committed born-again Christian ... aye he should be committed. 

It was said that he had been recognised for services to local government certainly not for services to humanity such as equality. Why is it that people with the name Gaylord or Maurice bang on about how wrong sodomy is? .... maybe you should have used more lube Maurice. 
I'm sure he has tasted cock in his time, he lives in Ballymena for fucks sake, the place where horse play actually involves horses. 

 He said, "The media failed to report that the hurricane occurred just two days prior to the annual homosexual event called the Southern Decadence festival which the previous year had attracted an estimated 125,000 people."
 

How can this be so filthy and so wrong yet feels so good? I just can't stop myself.

He's certainly well informed on ghey pride stuff, I didn't even know about that. I bet he thinks about sodomy long and hard.

"Surely this is a warning to nations where such wickedness is increasingly promoted and practised."

There was me thinking it was because New Orleans has an average elevation of about six feet below sea level and the storm that had started 6 days previously over the Bahamas and became a Category 3 hurricane caused the levees and seawalls that held back the lakes and the swamp lands to break.

All along it was a vague punishment from an invisible being in the clouds who will put up with bigotry, beheadings and child abuse but doesn't like consensual sex between queers ... Now I feel stupid for not seeing that.

The Southern Decadence festival was actually cancelled in 2005, maybe a few hold outs who didn't evacuate celebrated but no, it didn't happen. There was probably more buggering going on in the Bible belt Ballymena than in New Orleans on that day.

“If I were to apologise for my comments then God would have to apologise.”  

Old Knudsen actually thinks that God has a lot of apologizing to do. Nice that Mills equates himself with the almighty though .... very DUP minded. Such a humble Christian, like Jesus himself. 

Mills won't be buying the latest band aid single anytime soon either, "This abominable and filthy practice of sodomy has resulted in the great continent of Africa being riddled with Aids."   

Always about the sodomy. A negative first experience might do that to you but you notice how he never mentions anything negative about sucking cock or rimming .... I'm just just laying out the facts. 

Knighted by the Queen and by the Pope. 

This year's list of honours include various actors and numerous well off and entitled people who deserve awards more than you do, even the Queen's head gardener at Windsor got an award ... it's who ya know. 

Mills is certainly not the first arsehole to receive honours from the Queen, shit floats it seems. Sir Jimmy Savile got an OBE and KSCG, Ian Paisley was made a baron, Rolf Harris got an OBE, MBE and CBE .... being a favourite of the royals used to save you from prosecution but more and more we're making even those self-entitled twats pay for their crimes.    

Maurice Mills is a bitter, full of hate homophobe who serves a political party based on sectarian division and governed by Bibical laws the way that they have interpreted them. 1,300 died during Hurricane Katrina but Mills probably thinks they deserved it. Empathy is for poofs.

Northern Ireland is the only part of the UK that does not allow same sex marriage and with the DUP as the ruling party I don't see that changing anytime soon. We just don't do equality here. 

For years it was the Catholics, should they really be allowed proper education and the chance to be considered for jobs the same as a Protestant? For years Protestant property owners had a vote for each property they owned, power was assured to them. Homosexuality was illegal up until 1982 and weemen certainly knew their place and did not have a voice or a choice. 

Gheys should be allowed to marry each other so they can experience the misery called marriage, then they can divorce like all the "normal" people do. 

As like the gheys, weemen in Northern Ireland are also second class citizens, if they get pregnant by accident they have to ruin both their life and the life of the unwanted child by giving birth. If they can afford it then they can travel to England for an abortion but they have to pay for it all.    

That is why you have housing estates full of angry resentment filled couples who scream at their kids ... they couldn't afford an abortion. 

Even in cases of rape or a health risk you'd be lucky to get a termination. Doctors would rather do nothing than risk getting into trouble. 

Thank you Queen Elizabeth for rewarding piss poor attitudes and hate filled cunts such as Maurice Mills, he now feels validated not just by God but by his monarch just like Savile and Harris. 

There is a reason that Liam Neeson got the fuck out of Ballymena as soon as he could, you don't see him buying a cottage there do you?  

Feel free to discuss what you have read with Mr Mills: Tel (028) 2564 3924  .... Mobile: 07740 758551 and e-mail cr.mills@ballymena.gov.uk 

I'm sure he would love to hear from you. Committed Christians like nothing more than to spread the werd of the Lard.  

The Icing On The Cake Of Bigotry

I don't wear a condom so I always pull out as to not leave DNA evidence.

Do you remember the story about Ashers bakery who refused to make a cake that was to be used during an the International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia event because they said it went against their Christian beliefs? The case has been referred to the Equality Commission which has upset some people who don't like none of that equality shit.

Father Tim Bartlett in true Northern Ireland style is refusing to ever again talk to any ghey groups as his own form of bullying protest.  "I will be writing today to those groups from the gay community, with whom I have had a very constructive and ongoing engagement in recent years, to say that I am withdrawing my engagement until the right of all people, in this case Christians, to freedom of conscience is vindicated and respected by the Equality Commission and the gay community."

If they ever make it legal for weemen to have abortions in Northern Ireland will he pull out of engagement with young boys? ... didn't think so.
Aye the best way to resolve conflict is to walk away and refuse to talk to anyone, fuck away off ya twat, no one cares what you think anyway you pretend friend to Dorothy.

It's great that a hatred of queers and aborting babies unites the Catholic and Protestant communities in Ulster. We are a people who see hate and bigotry as a positive cultural thing.

The trick is to use pictures of them in mid sentence. 

Paul Girvan from the DUP doesn't want equality either. This is the fella who said he didn't have a problem with the burning of the Irish Tricolour flag on bonfires as it was the flag of a foreign cuntry. He wants a conscience clause put into equality laws, that means that if it goes against yer beliefs then yer within yer rights to discriminate.

I'm a Seven Day Adventist Calendar Baptist who works in KFC and refuse service to queers, steers, moosalims and unmarried mothers as I don't believe in equality and their lifestyle choices .... no blacks or immigrants either, that should go without saying.   

Just like the DUP to come up with backwards laws in a bid to make equality (which we don't have in Northern Ireland) more unequal.

  

Yes we should have a  conscience clause because the beliefs/opinions of Christians are far more important than equality and if you can't trust Christians to make the right and just decision then who can you trust?

That was sarcasm, you got that right? Anyone who reads a book full of contradictions, rape, murder, genocide and unicorns .... yes unicorns in the Bible and comes away with a set of morals and rules to lead their life by really needs some psychiatric help and maybe a more rounded education.

 
 

A Message Of Hate Not Hope This Christmas

Pastor Steven Anderson has a special Christmas message for you. If we executed all the gheys we could be "Aids free by Christmas" .... no mention of all the straight people with aids but something tells me he isn't so concerned about aids as much as he is concerned with where other men put their penis'. 

"Anybody who's a homo or bi - it's all the same category - sodomite is what the Bible would call them".

Old Knudsen is not a Bible expert but he's pretty sure they were called sodmites because they came from the city of Sodom, they just happened to do stuff that those who wrote the Bible didn't like. 
 
The term sodomy used today means anal sex or in some countries can also suggest bestiality too. The slang insult sod off comes from it as well. 

People being ghey or having aids has never really spoiled my general dislike of Christmas, it's a terrible disease but scientists say the death toll and infection rate has dropped and eventually aids will become a lot less deadly. At this time of year I tend to think more about turkey than about gheys to be honest. Though Anderson seems to think about them a lot. 

What kind of loving God would condemn hot lesbians? I think Pastor Anderson needs to go deliberate some more. 
In his sermon called, 'Aids: The Judgement of God' he tells people to turn to Leviticus 20:13, "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, even both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."

Where is his Faithful Word Baptist Church anyways? Why in Tempe, Arizona of course. Arizona which is one of the Hellmouth states has 93% more hate and crazy than normal states. Florida and Texas often have a hard time completing.

 I liked Pastor Anderson better in Lost.

 "And that, my friend, is the cure for Aids. It was right there in the Bible all along - and they’re out spending billions of dollars in research and testing. It’s curable - right there. Because if you executed the homos like God recommends, you wouldn’t have all this AIDS running rampant."

All Christians are not hypocritical pedos I'm sure and I bet he doesn't speak for them all. Like Muslim radicals you mainly only hear the crazy ones. The Pope gives lip service to a toleration of queers though he is and always will be against ghey marriage ... it just isn't Christian and children can't be raised to be good people by gheys, they have to have a male father and a female mother ....  like wot Hitler and Ted bundy had.

Old Knudsen supports ghey marriage because why should the gheys get away with not being made miserable like all the other married couples? it just isn't fair. That'll teach them for being smug with their disposable incomes and superior fashion sense.

 You don't understand, we have to go back to the island!

His congregation may have laughed like the sinners they are so Anderson went on to quote statistics that he claimed proved that contracting HIV was directly related to being homo. Yes 96% of people getting blood transfusions are homos, even the children! 

He mentioned that no queers were allowed in his church. What if Jesus returned and was ghey? You believe he was white so being ghey shouldn't be too difficult of a stretch considering his alternative bachelor lifestyle back in the old cuntry. 

Anderson made the headlines in 2009 when he said he prayed that Obama would die and go to Hell. This Christian pastor is a bit total cunt, a lot like the DUP Creationists of Northern Ireland. They preach and support hate and then condemn Muslim clerics who do the exact same just under a different name.

If my son came home one day and said, "Dad, I'm a Homosapien" I'd kick him out the door!

With his wife Zsuzsa, I bet their sex life is amazing. 

He says also said that weemen who take birth control pills are hoors. It probably says that in the Bible somewhere. 

No my friend, the only weemen who are hoors are the ones that refuse to sleep with Old Knudsen ... they are obviously leezers too. 

So he doesn't like gheys, he doesn't like weemen, he hates equality, he doesn't like half naked people enjoying a swimming pool and will go elsewhere rather than see it, especially his own wife who uses the swimming pool fully clothed. 

Put some clothes on Zsuzsa and hide yer shameful elbows! 

Just look at that sinner with his shameful firm, muscular body, if you look closely you can see the outline of his hard throbbing manhood .... disgusting! No wifey I'm not done judging the sinners though maybe I'll show you what a real man is like, from behind of course as eye contact during sex is Satan's seduction, quickly Zsuzsa, while this image of disgusting well toned sin is still fresh in my mind.  

I reckon he protests too much. His issues seem pretty straight forward.

   

Like many Christians he believes he is something special, maybe he isn't that bad I mean he says the Nicolas Cage movie Left Behind is poison ... oh, not because it's a shite movie but because the version of what he believes is different so therefore anyone else are wrong.
Oh and you should buy the rapture movie he helped make, 'After the Tribulation' no agenda, he just wants the um truth .... and royalties.  

Old Knudsen quit being wrong years ago but it's nice to see that others still do it, and make money out of it.

"I am on a mission to educate people about the pre-tribulation rapture because it is a position that is based upon ignorance, and I just believe that if people would see the scriptures and see the facts, it would not be hard for them to come to the conclusion that the rapture definitely comes AFTER THE TRIBULATION."

You can't use the words the scriptures and facts in the same sentence you fool and anyone who uses Biblical scriptures to prove a point are really failing at the whole critical thinking bit. So Anderson is outspoken (which gets him attention) and has a blog on which he tries to sell his movie on.

If you can't see that he's a bigoted, hateful attention seeking hypocrite then you must be one too.

Don't fall for his hype or his hate filled lies as he'll take you doon with him.   

A Slice Of Bigotry

Northern Ireland's first openly ghey mayor Andrew Muir was having an anti-homophobia bash to mark the  International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia. Phobias are rampant in Northern Ireland but the fear or phobia of gheys is let doon by the mental health services.

It was a big deal for Muir to come out, rocks were thrown at the fellow. The DUP hide their gheyness and mutter about getting sport massages in seedy hotel rooms.   

The reason why yer a homophobe ...... lets cut through all yer excuses about religion, yer afraid of gheys because .... well you are one, look at how you dress and those big ear rings, yeah, I'm talking to the men of Norn iron who allegedly shave themselves to go faster ..... whatever that means. 

Listen to the high pitched complaining the men do on the Nolan show, the angrier they get the more high pitched they get, only weemen and small children have voices that go that high, go join the Bee Gees for fucks sake, at least until yer balls drop. 

Embrace what you are instead of hating it. Yer putting way too much thought about what they may be doing in private.

Old Knudsen is confident in his sexuality and so doesn't have to condemn others to get hard. 


Alliance councillor Andrew Muir wanted a lovely cake to cut and of course it had to be local but the local Tesco only had Batman, Spider man and Barbie cakes. 
 

 A happy ghey day from Klaus Barbie.

WHY DO YOU HATE THE FAGS TESCO????

So a small local business in Newtownabbey was chosen to make the cake which probably didn't get the copyright approval but this is Northern Ireland and we take the chance that Disney or whoever aren't paying attention.

 

 Using slogans, songs or images without copyright, we laugh at the law.   

I've seen churches over here using Transformers and Ironman on their posters to entice young children to their "clubs" probably for brainwashing and grooming, Christians have no shame.

Ashers Baking Company is a small business which NOW describes itself as a Christian company. It seems that the name Ashers which I had assumed was the owner's name is actually Biblical, Asher was one of the 12 tribes of Israel..... no apostrophe. 

I suppose that's the tribe that ended up in Newtownabbey hence all the Israeli flags that go up around there during the 12th.
The company refused to make a cake in support of gay marriage because they don't believe in it. Another company in Bangor got the order instead.

Other cakes from Christian groups are acceptable though.

Old Knudsen believes that  businesses have the right to refuse service but not to discriminate. You don't have to support ghey marriage and deep throat chocolate eclairs, you just have to support equality cos that's what it's about. If you don't believe in ghey marriage then you just don't believe in equality.
Why are you better than other people? yer deluded you sick fucks, only Old Knudsen is superior and you know it. 

Not very Christian of you, what would Jesus say?  ... turn the other cheek and he who is without sin then cast the first stone, aye he was well into turd burgling and adulterous behaviour.

  That stone age brow has to get a mention .... WTF???? I'm just a caveman, yer flashing lights and immoral ways confuse and startle me.

Daniel McArthur aged 24 is the general manager at Ashers. The company started in 1992 and employs 62 people, it was founded by Christians, and the current directors are Christians. He says,  “That means that we run our business according to Christian values and beliefs, according to what the Bible teaches. It means for example that we don’t open on Sundays, that we trade openly and honestly with people.”

So the Bible tells you to discriminate? The Pope hates ghey marriage too so I'm seeing a recurring theme here.
I'm sure their is some rule about unleavened bread not to be made on Tuesdays before 4pm or something silly like that, that yer breaking.  Do you employ weemen ? I hope they are all virgins or married and aren't baking while on their period, do you check?

We are very similar to the Bible belt of America's deep south. This same thing has happened in Portland Oregon and in Colorado, the later was forced to undergo sensitivity training and to make monthly reports to make sure their business wasn't discriminating against anyone. 

 

Old Knudsen has been boycotting Ashers for years without knowing it, before it was a matter of taste as I've definitely had better but now it is a matter of not supporting their bigoted smugness. 

Why are you defined by yer religion? don't you have a personality or a character of yer own? When Old Knudsen became self aware the world and it's secrets were open to him, go travel and explore outside of yer own culture, read, think and form opinions for yerself. Does discrimination feel right to you? How would you like to be persecuted and judged for the way you live?

Is it right that a combination of eggs, flour and sugar is being used as a weapon of hate? What does an invisible entity care what you do with yer cakes or what the fags do with their genitals?

Is it right that you are so afraid of this being whom you have never seen, felt or heard but will punish you if you displease it?
You sound like yer in an abusive relationship with yer invisible friend, the first step to getting help is to admit you are in one.

Old Knudsen has many gods, he does not worship them but honours them, he is not afraid of them any more than he is afraid of a bee. They are his friends.

Do people live their lives by the Norse Eddas and use them to discriminate against others with? It is just as ridiculous to live by Christian mythology.
Do you think they had different principles and customs back then that do not apply to us? What does the Bible say about Facebook? Go read Jane Austin and see that only 100 plus years back we had a social structure that is completely alien to us now.

No, I do not think I'll be fucking a horse just because Loki did .... I'll do it cos it's fun. 

The gods are Old Knudsen's friends and his guides through life. They don't selfishly hold you to believe in them and no one else or do their bidding in fear of  divine reprisals ..... why is this? because god is one. It's humans who limit god by defining it and so they are limiting themselves to small mindedness.  

After you admit that yer in an abusive relationship you have to then admit that you know nothing and that most of yer life was shaped by others. You don't have to find yerself, you have to create yerself. A version that seems right and personal and true to you.

If it turns out that yer a bigoted arsehole then go work in a Christian bakery, there is no help for you.