Black Is Black I Want My Baby Back .... Ribs

 

Orange is the new black.

 Rachel Dolezal is a proud African/American with a touch of white and Native American, she is an expert on African-American culture and gives lectures on it. If Al Jazeera want to know about police violence against blacks then they ask her.     
She is also the head of the NAACP in Spokane, Washington that's the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People in case you didn't know, a civil rights group with a racist name.

Yeah that sounds fucking crazy considering the slagging Benedict Cumberbatch got for saying coloured.

 I miss white dog shit.

Well I haven't got to the fucking crazy part yet. Ms Dolezal who prefers to be called black rather than African/American is as white as the dog shit you'd see in the 70's and 80's.

Her parents who are very white (neither have an ass) became estranged when she started to want to be called Cunti-kinty .... only kidding but they did grow apart as she became more and more black and made up more crazy shit. Her parents adopted a couple of 'real' black kids and one of them she passed off as being her son. She even went to a historically black university and married a black dude in 2000.   
       

 Yeah we're pretty sure our daughter is white.

She's a mix of Swedish, German and Czech, maybe some Native American but they don't know  .... so she's kinda nuts. She reminds me of the chick from Soul man who didn't see black and white only shades of grey and sympathized with the black struggle for freedom just cos she wanted black cock.

Kim Kardashian has had more black in her.  

     I'm so white it hurts, check out my crappy dancing. 

What is the big deal? She identifies with black culture and supports the black struggle to be treated equally. Maybe when growing up she tanned and looked black compared to all the other crackers in her native Montana or Whitopia as Dolezal would call it.

 Hi there, black lives matter!

If Old Knudsen dyed his hair and slapped on the bronze tan and said he was black, "yo what up big G?" you wouldn't have a problem because it's for a good cause .... the cause of my people who struggled in chains, go see 12 years a slave, that was my life growing up. Ach you don't understand.


Some (like NAACP) think that we shouldn't be focusing on this as there are more worthy things to debate while others say they want to turn white to avoid police beatings. If Rachel Dolezal can do it, so can I and only a white person gets so much attention for being black.

Lying to get a job is expected, resumes are just guidelines for what should have happened in yer life had you studied or in her case had black parents.  Since Old Knudsen is old, all that grade inflation and the feel good liberal everyone is a winner crap didn't exist so I inflate me own grades .... ach from nothing the only way is up so a D in asstrofizzics is better than not having taken the subject.  

She looks better with a fake tan and dark frizzy hair. 

The Internet was quick to mock. Like how Bruce Jenner plucked her eyebrows on the way
shaved her legs and then he was a she .... named Caitlyn they asked if she was now Transracial. If she has a sex change or if Caitlyn decided to be black they'd be a shoe in for all the affirmative action jobs.
If Bruce Jenner can be Caitlyn by saying he is then she can be black right? They both changed their appearance but Bruce doesn't have that extra chromasome and she doesn't have the DNA, I think the difference is that she tried to fool people.
 

With Baltimore's HAWT! State Attorney Marilyn Mosby, I'd give her a pearl necklace.

I think she should be given an award for courage, it's not easy being a white woman trapped in a black woman's body. She is of course not owning up and is saying how she doesn't care what people think.... We think yer cray cray. 
I won't say no to being trapped inside her body after she goes on meds that is, crazy weemen are so unattractive when they know where you sleep. 

Oh and she called a black dude her father on the Spokane NAACP's Facebook page ... not father in-law, not father figure but father, then there were her childhood memories. She remembered hunting food with bow and arrow, beatings with a  "baboon whip" and living inside a Montana tepee. Her son sibling denies any child abuse or whippings just for being black.

Her parents don't remember this but she does, her struggle is etched into the skin of her back like a road map of pain .... except there are no marks.  

 Oh c'mon, that's it, I'm gonna take tanning pills and get a college scholarship. What are they supposed to be, the X-men? Cosplay is weird.  

Did she make up the 9 instances of hate crimes against her? The last one was a package with death threats in it, the post office said that it wasn't time stamped and could have only gotten into her P.O. box was if it had been placed there by a post office employee or by someone who had the P.O. Box key.
The police are investigating but I bet I know how it got there.   

It's funny how many people are standing by the psycho hose beast known liar with obvious mental issues but I suspect that all her credibility for minorities has gone.... Of course this is America where you can be a crack head, apologise for getting caught and then get reelected to public office.   

No one would have taken a white chick seriously for the work she does and now they won't because she lied. You can lead in the NAACP without being black ya know.

Any other fakers out there? What about you Colin Powell .... pronounced Colon by the way, must be a black thing if you fall for that 'I'm black' crap. I'm not sure I believe anyone now. Has Obama been black facing himself ? I've always been suspect about Halle Berry.

Bo Derek, another proud woman of colour. The only black bone in her body was the one Bill Cosby put in her when she had a nap at his hoose .... Ka-Chow! Racist rape jokes for the win. 

Free Presbyterian Minister In Denial

Reverend Ian Brown from Paisley's old church, Martyrs Memorial Free Presbyterian Church in Belfast has said that Europe is being punished for being wicked with homosexuality and the rise of ISIS.
The crazy as fuck firebrand Free Presbyterian minister said that God .... the Christian god, is using homosexuality and Islamic terrorism to punish us for our greed, covetousness and wickedness. He even said that the rise of Hitler was all God too.

Usually God would send locusts or frogs but because of climate change he is now sending ... exploding bum bandits????? Beheading bean flickers?????

The gheys and Daesh/ISIS in a holy alliance, doing God's bidding. 

He said in his sermon: 

"That's why the dark spectre of ISIS is closing in on us today from the east and homosexuality closing in from the west."

If I were him I'd do a quick dodge north or south ... no not south, they have ghey marriage there. He blamed the liberal elite (Matt Damon and Oprah probably) for using the "sodomites" for their own agendas and even blamed Barack Obama for being "complicit" in this attack on decency. That doesn't surprise me, that Obama fella is like that.

"They want to infect us with their huge throbbing cocks, giving us just a taste and then making us beg for more, they'll spit in our faces and call us a bad and nasty boy and will use God's wraith shoved in deep until we cry out Jehovah in pain then they'll pull out and explode all over my back with the warm poison of sin but that won't be the end for they'll pass me around like a broken toy as they call out ungodly names like Allah, Allen and Jeff leaving me, er you lying in a pool of wickedness marveling at God's might."    

Someone needs to go back to Sunday school ... and maybe therapy cos didn't they create Satan to blame all the bad shit on?
If God is really responsible for ISIS and even Hitler then I think God really does need a time out. As for homosexuality, no one is making you swallow the gravy and lick the shaft, useless Bill Cosby gave you a drink then who knows what he'll have you do. Daesh will cut yer fucking head off the gheys are not likely to ask you to marry them.

Do idiots like this think ghey marriage is compulsory? ... that would explain all the irrational fear.

I'd love to know what he thinks about the Holocaust but I suspect I already know. Is he drinking from Ian Paisley's Holy Grail of crazy? Well the name says it all, 'Free Presbyterian' free from any sense, logic, empathy and intelligence.    



 

Cutting Off The Left Doesn't Make It Write

Mark Goddard has a reason for looking like this. I don't just mean bad genetics or the fact that he is English, the man is in a world of pain and the NHS won't help.

His left arm has been in pain since a motorcycle accident in 1998 but doctors won't do anything except put him onto 40 pain killers a day. He asked them to cut his left arm off but because he had an in tact, useful hand they refused to.

I can just imagine him talking to himself as he puts his master plan into action, "I'll teach you, like my hand do you? oh boy, I'm crazy .... like a fox, you can't outwit me." I would have used a guillotine for cutting paper. A handy tip for you ... at the end of the world merely unscrew the single screw holding the blade on and you have a handy curved sword.   

So the miserable looking fucker cut his hand off. People in chronic pain can smile for the 5 seconds it takes to take a photo, not that it would be an improvement. C'mon lad, worse things happen at sea.

It was after receiving a letter saying they would not amputate his arm that he started to make the guillotine, maybe he has never used an axe before or maybe he believed how easy it was to cut bits off thanks to the Walking dead and other zombie movies.

He planned it that his wife and son were out and laid plastic and paper doon in the garden. The axe only cut half way through with his hand hanging off backwards and since he wasn't able to reset his machine single handed, he grabbed a scalpel and cut through the rest of the tendons and arteries.

He had a bucket with charcoal burning away and threw his hand onto it so the doctors couldn't sew the hand back on.
After he bandaged his stump he texted his wife to call for an ambulance as the blood still pissed out.

He dragged his machine into the shed and cleaned up his drop sheets a bit. Fair play to the crazy fucker he did sit on the bench outside rather than get blood all over his hoose.

When his wife got there he got her to hose off the patio while they waited for an ambulance. It took a while so he then got her to mow the lawn and put up some shelves ..... hey you can't expect a one handed man to do it.

So now the doctors don't have any reason not to cut off his arm ... or so he thinks. Maybe having a useful hand was merely an excuse for not cutting big bits off yer body off as it's kinda dangerous surgery.

He says he'll cut off more bits of his arm if they don't, how about some psychiatric treatment for the lad. Maybe a chin implant and a hair graft .... the things he does to get out of putting shelves up.

The NHS is full of incompetents and many who just don't care, being in pain is never taken seriously as it's yer word about the level of pain yer in and hey, everyone just wants drugs right?

There are some good people in the NHS but they are fighting against a terrible system and the incompetency of many others.  

Good for him, he may be a crazy fucker but it's a crazy system with crazy standards.

Kris Hallenga has become a spokesperson for breast cancer after being diagnosed with it at the age of 23. When she was 22 she went to her doctor with a large lump in her breast and the doctor said it was hormones, you'll be fine.
After 6 months she still had it and went to a different doctor who said, ach it's probably the pill yer on, go home you'll be fine..... cos that's what doctors do.

She is young and breast cancer in young weemen is not common. It's best to go home and have a cup of tea instead of worrying about tit lumps.

NHS doctors aren't used to thinking outside the box and the last thing they want to do it to raise costs by ordering tests. They don't even weigh you or even take yer blood pressure for fucks sake. The second doctor didn't even re-examine Kris as she had been examined 6 months ago .... huh?????

Kris' mother told her to insist on seeing a consultant and a referral was made for that. By the time all of this took place her breast cancer had spread to her spine.  You can read about her amazing self right here. Kris is now 25 and is living life to the full as you never know how much time you have left or when the drugs will stop working.

It's bad that you have to insist and have to take matters into yer own hands as Mr Goddard did, so to speak.  In the US they would do tons of tests in order to rule things out and it wouldn't takes weeks to get the tests. Of course if you don't have medical insurance or money then yer fucked. The NHS may be crap but it's better than nothing.

If you have to navigate the NHS then here is Old Knudsen's advice.

GP's and other doctors only like things they can see and treat which is why chronic pain and mental illness gets brushed aside and you don't get help. If they can't treat you they may just refer you to someone who can or it's just their way of getting rid of you .... passing the buck.


Be yer own health advocate, if you aren't getting help then insist on it. If you have a lump or strange discharge make sure they do tests. If you aren't happy then see another doctor but demand treatment.

It's in yer best interest to speak up.  Old Knudsen is past caring about the feelings of doctors and surgeons who should know better. If you don't want to do yer job properly then go work at KFC.

When a doctor keeps a stack of blank wills in his briefcase then maybe you should change yer doctor. 

Doctors do not always know what is best for you, they are overworked and underpaid so it is you that must make sure they are doing their jobs. If yer referral is taking too long then check that it was actually sent. If you are told that you are fine but find that hard to believe then don't.

Going into a doctor's office with depression only to be told that you don't have depression is a load of cock.

Doctors do not like people taking time off work and would rather send you back to work even though you'd suffer and get worse. Don't suck it up, don't know yer place. Being a martyr will get you no thanks from anyone .

There will be no statues built to you for going into work and doing yerself more damage and who has time to go to the doctor when there is work to do?   Yer family need you more than yer work colleagues.    

Insist on treatment, be pushy and check up that they are doing their job.


Yer job is to check yer bits and yer tits. Men can get breast cancer too. Any lumps where there shouldn't be lumps, blood coming out where it shouldn't, fever, fatigue, pain, skin or eyes looking jaundiced or skin looking darker, white patches in yer mouth, odd moles or warts, odd weight loss .... if in doubt, get it checked it out.

The sooner the better as catching most health problems early gives you a better chance of being cured.


The NHS isn't free, you pay taxes to support it and so you are the customer. Demand customer satisfaction.  You shouldn't have to threaten legal action or cut bits of yer body off.  
     

That Skull And Cross Bones Is Upside Down

Willie 'razor's edge' Frazer has announced he'll be appearing as Patchy the pirate for his next court hearing ...... because he likes to dress up.

Glue Makes Everything Feel Right

Do Vegans Swallow?

Vegetarians have a few screws loose I think we can all agree on that. I mean meat (especially pig and human) is just so darn tasty but vegans are worse, talk about Joho , food Nazi types with membership in PETA.

Heather Mills is that one legged vegan who married soft as shite Paul McCartney and then fucked the gullible cunt just like Michael Jackson when he bought the rights to the Beatles songs.

She has 24 million since the divorce so she decided to buy a popular fish restaurant near her home of Hove, the crazy cunt then took fish off the menu.

I heard she was going to buy a Burger King and do away with burgers and a KFC and do away with chicken or whatever it is they cook.

Its going to be a vegan restaurant which is odd as vegans don't have much meat on them.

Fuck you seafood lovers and fuck the 6 staff members as they will no longer be employed. She first agreed to pay £255,000, but then forced the price down to £140,000.

Former owner Nick Short said about the price fall: "I have been well and truly worked over by Heather."

I'd give a fuck but his greed worked himself over. I don't care if he was cut or nicked short.

Mills had eaten there 'about 20 times' with Bea, her five-year-old daughter and also with Sir Paul before the divorce.

The place sold traditional fry-ups which made the empire great, it also had veggie food on the menu and battered seal cub in a red wine sass.

Miss Mills's publicist said: 'The real estate market around the country is falling and no one forced the owner to sell. I think Hove, any town really, will be well served by a healthy foods cafe like this.'

To be honest fish stinks and is too bony. I like a good battered sausage.

I was just watching on the BBC news about how organic products aren't selling because of the high price they charge. You mean like expensive cars and electronic equipment? So many restaurants not only fail in the first year but are just failing, its a luxury and soon Manuel will be blogging about being a 'Well done rent boy'.

I don't see the point of organic foods. You charge extra and leave out half the stuff. I did work on an organic goat farm in France once but that was for my love of goats. Yes French goats do have hairy leg pits.

I want me drugs and artificial flavours left in me foods. I want me Trans fats me steroids and asteroids I want to feel and taste like I've just eaten something.

Phasers set to kill for vegans I'll have a Whopper when I first wake up and I won't be thinking about Heather Mills.

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