Willie Frazer Joins Fightclub But Tells Everyone

Loyalist mouthpiece Protestant victims rights activist Willie Frazer was attacked at his door by a man claiming to have IRA connections. The older man who was disabled enough that he had to walk with a stick even gave Frazer a get well card since he is a dead man walking an all .... which was nice since he signed it.  

It's often a man's mouth that breaks his nose.

While Frazer getting barely violently attacked by an old disabled guy who was a foot smaller than him and losing the fight might seem funny to some, we at Old Bitter Balls do not support physical violence. 

When I say that there are terms and conditions attached as some people are in need of a good killing.  You don't threaten, you just do it.

Frazer's performance in the movie was quite unbelievable, he claims to be ex-military but can't even gain the upper hand at the door, never mind while on the ground. 

The attacker on the other hand was totally reminiscent of  Wolverine, if Wolverine didn't have claws and didn't know how to fight and had all the rage of a frustrated dementia sufferer who doesn't know where they are .... I mean he has a walking stick and doesn't use it once.   

I set the video to some appropriate music and thankfully it ends before the attacker (on top of Willie arf arf) dry humps Willie and explodes his old man seed all over Willie's face .... Something that Frazer did not mention in any of the post attack interviews.

Shame on anyone who fights as badly as this. 

Hope For Humanity?

 The apes in the forests of North West America just wanted to live in peace.

I was listening to a very interesting fellow named Ian Morris, he studies patterns of past events and compares them to modern day to predict what will happen. Of course hindsight is 20/20 and hopefully we are not going to have another world war any time soon .... Though in theory we should.  

When the Brits ruled most of the world during the days of the Empire we gave the wogs and fuzzies a jolly good thrashing, sure there were some wars but no one went to war without Britain's say so. The world was mostly at peace but then our grip on the colonies loosened and WWI happened and the US with its nukes became the world police and again we've been mostly at peace but America has been losing its grip so people like Ian Morris thinks WWIII is around the corner.
Well we're in the depression that usually precedes war and there are many dissatisfied people using others as scapegoats for the woes of the world so why not? .... but will it be nuclear? Nah probably not.

Then there are the stoopid monkeys, or as experts call them Apes.

At one time apes and humans had a common ancestor, 6 million years ago we branched off and went our way, we humans went through some changes, we left the trees and walked upright. Our nearest ancestors the chimpanzee and the bonobo apes hung out in the trees and flung their poop etc.

Why did we evolve? I think it's because we adapt to our environment and go with what works. Ian Morris notes one thing about ape behaviour and war, he notes that the chimpanzee are warlike, vicious wee cunts. Dian Fossey studied and lived with them for years observing gang like behaviour in which chimps would attack other groups, kill the males and rape the females .... sounds familiar.

 Allah says we take your females and kill you for not praying hard enough.

 
Throughout history mankind has used murder and rape to oppress and force their rule onto others. All is not lost, our other closest ancestor the bonobo ape isn't a cunt like the chimp. The bonobo is a peaceful ape who prefers to have sex than fight .... yes they are lovers not fighters. We share just over 98% of our DNA with chimps and bonobo.

 Some are closer to the trees than others. 

Like I said apes do what works and sometimes war does work. Having Northern Ireland at war means money from London since they are to blame and it saves some cunts like Willie Fraser from getting a real job, he can sponge off the victims while pretending to represent them and of course young Jamie Bryson would love to be able to call the shots and lord it over someone.
Having America at war means more reasons to invest in strange places in the world and meddle in the affairs of others .... though that didn't work out very well in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya and Yemen but don't worry, Iran will fix it all.

The thing is that we humans can choose to be at war or to be at peace. While evolving our diets and habits changed, we processed our foods and our bodies changed from being muscular having to put so much energy into eating that all that energy went to our heads, literally and with a large skull the brain got a chance to stretch out more.    
    
We are also too clever for our own good and need authority or we'll just take the piss. Maybe some people are just more chimp while others are total bonobo. Our environment changes us and we adapt to it which helps to make us either ape I suppose.

Nature and nurture we have the genes and the DNA from nature and how our environment shapes us from nurture. Nature can and will often surprise you though but humans are not born killers any more than they are born racist.



    

The Plague Infested Lemurs Of Madagascar

You may have thought that with Old Knudsen changing his medication that he gave up his fight against the oncoming lemur invasion. He has merely been laying low but still contacting the relevant authorities on their evil lemur activities.

On the lemurian homeland of  Madagascar the furry wee fuckers have been busy working on biological agents to rid the planet of this human infestation .... their words, not mine.

In the secret labs in the city of Antananarivo, lemur/human hybrids work under the supervision of one of the Overlords to find new and exciting strains of disease in which to infect humans with.

Fruit bats infected with Ebola were released from here at the end of last year with orders to infect the local food chain known as bush meat .... we'd call them monkeys. Lemurs despise monkeys in much of the way an English person would hate an Irish person and so do not care about monkey deaths or using them as Ebola fodder.

Mouth watering, don't you just want to stick a pin in that?

The lemurs have broken out an oldie but goodie. Forty people have died so far from bubonic plague in Madagascar with at least 80 others infected. Plague maybe a classic but compared to Ebola it's just a sniffle. It is thought that many modern Europeans whose ancestors survived the plague back in ye olden times may have a natural immunity for it today.

Old Knudsen catches many a plague or crotch rot just so future generations may be rewarded. Nothing to do with me sex addiction, I'm being altruistic .... yer welcome. 

Look at how those bulging eyes burn into yer soul judging you with their scorn.

If diagnosed early, bubonic plague can be treated with antibiotics but how long will it be before they create an antibiotic resistant strain? The level of rats in Madagascar combined with the high population density of the cities make the perfect storm for a flea infested rat epidemic to occur. The pneumonic form of the disease is the most dangerous one with 2% of the cases having it, that means it can be spread via cough. 

The rat infested prisons are a major worry for the World Health Organisation, the prisoners don't like it much either.  

Lemurs have infiltrated all levels of society, even the lowest.

The lemurs do indeed have a rat breeding program going on along with their fruit bat and bird programs. Lemurs are the real danger not Al Qaeda,  Al-Shabab, Boko Harem or ISIS and are at the moment planning to carry out attacks on US soil and probably other surfaces such as asphalt and concrete. 

Are all yer US drones tied up in Afghanistan or can ya spare a few for Madagascar? 

US troops are hoping to be doon to 9,800 by the end of this year in Ganners and were to be only used to advise and train, now they'll be allowed to fight again so not really getting withdrawn from there, yes Obama is a lemur.   

Some may say that Old Knudsen is insane and he'll say WHO THE HELL GAVE YOU A FUCKING PH FUCKING D IN PSYCHOLOGY? Or he may just brand you an agent for disinformation. 

Willie Frazer has never responded to Old Knudsen's accusations of being a lemur hybrid.

Not to sound paranoid but lemurs are everywhere and are always watching us. Do you know someone of limited mental capacity who seems just a tad creepy? probably a lemur hybrid. Sometimes they  slip up and forget to use the membrane that makes their eyes look human and then there is the smell, like cat pee and pine. They cover it up with lots and lots of perfume or deodorant.

Those smelly old people in yer way in the grocery store .... lemur/hybrids, it makes their day if they piss off a human, it's what they were made to do.

They play a dangerous game of provoking, inciting and instigating events that can only be described as farcical. Their limited IQ means that they have no higher reasoning abilities and see things in black and white ..... it's their fault, I'm innocent, it's not fair!  

Ever just see someone and think, if there is a god then why the fuck would he waste the gift of life on a total wank stain like that?   

Lemurs are out there, lemurs are real and lemurs know where you sleep at night.

Willie Watcher Wears The Soap Doon

AKA the human beatbox farts as he pumps out the jams and marmalade.

I tried to ignore this story cos Northern Ireland news is boring enough without adding sports and soap operas to the list. 

Willie Frazer's life is a soap opera. 

Remember when he mistook the Italian flag for the Irish flag and accused a school of being an IRA training ground? Hes at it again. 

On the BBC there is a soap opera called Eastenders, it's a depressing bit of TV full of ugly angry people reacting to lame story lines. Willie was outraged that one of the characters had a sports top that promoted the Gaelic Athletic Association (GAA) because according to Willie the GAA support the IRA .... I thought that was Celtic football supporters who supported the IRA but what do I know? 

Besides more than you of course.  

 We are, we are we are the bully boys ... otherwise known as the Protestant Coalition.

The shirt turned out to be a PE top from a Ballymena school, St Patrick's College. Willie is worried that the Queen Vic pub (where most of the stories are centered around cos the British are a load of drunks) will be named after Bobby Sands and there will be rebel songs played on the jukebox next. 

Celtic football supporters have gotten a sectarian song that laughingly refers to Bobby Sands as brave and gallant onto the music charts as a protest for not being allowed to be sectarian. It seems that Scotland (unlike Northern Ireland) take that shit seriously. 

Awww the fenian cock suckers can't show their love for skinny dying terrorists, did you like it when the fat necked Loyalist cunts played the famine song outside of yon chapel? Just because they do it doesn't make it right for you to do it. Stop being a dick, humans can be better than that. 

The people who claim to be non sectarian are strangely quiet about this song which says a lot, luckily Old Knudsen is here to point out what a bigoted cunt you really are. 

The BBC say that the song is a matter of free speech (something which the UK does not have) but refuses to play the whole song thus making it more of a big deal and voiding the whole free speech point.  

So not only does the BBC support pedos and rapists but they support sectarian wankers and we pay them £145 a year to do so ..... freedom of fuck all. 

What is more embarrassing, getting yer facts wrong (Old Knudsen has never experienced that) or admitting that you watch ...... nay, pay attention to Eastenders like a hot flashy, itchy minged, old woman?

"Hey Sammy, did you see dem beys in Albert Square last night? will we ever find out who is Gemma's baby daddy? if it's Jason then I bet he'll turn up under Jazzie's patio when Bill his twin brother accidentally killed him during an argument over their mammy's affections, we should have a flag protest to clear Bill's name as we know that Jazzie concocted the whole scenario, it just isn't fair."   

 

Paisley Goes Postal

In a parallel universe, disgruntled employee the Right Reverend and Right Dis-Honourable Ian Paisley returned to his place of employment at the Parliament buildings commonly known as Sternmouth and exacted his bloody revenge for how he perceived that he was treated and forced to retire by First Overlord Peter Robinson and his henchmen including Nigel 'smiler' Dodds.

Six people were killed and 12 injured before Lord Baneside took his own life after yelling, 'Hallelujah.'  

 First Overlord Peter Robinson

Paisley who is famous for his sectarian and anti-sodomy stance entered the Parliament buildings at around 10am on Tuesday morning knowing that everyone would be on their second tea break. A long black coat concealed a large number of handguns collected over a lifetime of collusion with the security farces. First Overlord Peter Robinson was gunned doon as he pleaded for his life as Paisley's maniacal laughter filled the break room.

Deputy Junior Underlord Martin McGuinness described what he saw:

"It was horrible, we were on one side of the break room refusing to dunk our Jaffa cakes into our tea when we heard gunfire from a 9mm Beretta, don't ask me how I know that. The door to the break room was gently opened and in walked Ian laughing like a mad man. 

The bullets ripped through the tables that Dodds and Donaldson were hiding under and Peter begged to be spared but to no avail. 
Ian looked at me with those cold grey steel eyes and I thought I was next but he just tipped me the nod and winked as he left the room.  I could hear more shooting and screaming coming from the great hall and then silence."

Sinn Fein has since contacted victim's rights activist Willie Frazer to represent them in their claim for compensation for being emotionally scarred from witnessing the events. They have to prove who exactly was there as they allegedly say that all the members of Sinn Fein and some family friends were in the break room at the time.

While Northern Ireland mourns the loss of such valuable members of society, Edwin Poots the former Minister of Paramilitary training and recruitment was sworn in at First Overlord at a secure location in Ballymena.

Lady Baneside was quoted as saying, "They got what was coming to them. Ian had secured a legacy for his children of being in charge of the church and politics of Northern Ireland but they ..... took it away."  

Meanwhile in Argentina another figure who rose to power through the Cult of personality, Adolf Hitler has announced the publishing of his latest book to coincide with his 126th birthday this year.

Hitler the former leader of Germany and popular game show host is being kept alive by having his organs regularly replaced with those from young runaways.

His latest book suggests he was in support of the Jews and it was the aggressive bullying of the Allied powers that led to the death of millions.

Paisley has gone postal in the media and is trying to reinvent himself  as a kinder figure who never forced clergyman David Armstrong out of his parish for being friendly to his Catholic counterpart during a Christmas service.

Who never launched the campaign "Save Ulster from Sodomy" that fought the decriminalization of homosexuality 

Who never said that the Roman Catholic church has deviated from true Christianity ..... whatever he thinks that is.

Who never shouted at Pope John Paul II "I denounce you as the Antichrist." He was wrong it seems.

Who never blocked roads during civil rights marches, never set up several paramilitary groups, never made excuses for Loyalist terrorists and never encouraged people he knew not to attend the church he preached at after he left it.

He is attempting to destroy those from his party who didn't want an old man falling asleep during meetings to be their leader anymore. Gerry Adams was too powerful a name to have in the north and that is what happens when you play the Cult of personality game. You might as well go in with a few guns mate, it's more honest ya big mouthed shite.
     

        

Have A Flegger Christmas

This is me Jamie Bryson wishing you all a Merry Christmas. I know you all wanted to see this and you probably all want to see me elected to a place of power. The platform I'm standing on is as an Anti-Agreement Ulster Protestant.  I don't really have any answers or anything new to add so I'll just say the adults are all wong.

Vote for me in the new year in the 2014 European elections cos a vote for me means  ..................... 

Have a safe Christmas .... if you can, many crimes and acts of random violence happen at this time of year so you had better be careful, but yer house is in a nice area so it is and I pass by that way all the time so I'll keep an eye on you and yer blue Ford Focus and those lovely kiddies so I will.

What is the fucking point of celebrating Christmas? Beys are in prison for crimes they committed but it wasn't their fault, society made them do it. Now the Parades Commission IRA won't let me hold disruptive charity events to send myself and some other "victims" to Libya to confront Gaddafi about funding the IRA .... no, Gaddafi isn't dead, hes a shape shifter who works for Satan .
Libya are having riots and the government are barely holding onto power, they'll give us money for the Lockerbie bombing just to get rid of us. I'd share it with the families of course.
Did you know that everyone in power who won't let the good Protestant community oppress the filthy taig community are IRA scum? .... even the Queen is in the IRA, her and her designated days.

Don't fuck with us or are flag! We are very dangerous because we know who you are .... we're just not saying but we know everything. Willie was able to read the tea leaves and now we know. You might as well just say your names cos we already know them.
Please put us on your blog we need to feel relevant, none of the other Prods like us, do it or we'll take you to court for endangering the lives of terminally ill children an puppies .... we are dangerous, you don't have a clue ..... we are like asbestos .... dangerous.     

I'm the leader I'm the leader, I'm the leader of the gang so I am.

Still not sure what to get that narrow minded person in your life? Why not a years membership to UK LifeLeague or Britain First  .... not the Protestant Coalition as I know a dead horse when I see one. You don't even have to leave the house or the dinner table at the family gathering, just empty your bank account online.
 
LIKE and SHARE this message if you hate Brussel Sprouts.

To all my Protestant peeps, have a great Christmas and get out for some peaceful protests in the new year.
If the Taigy people would just let us do what we want then there wouldn't be any trouble-ish so it's all your fault that we peacefully riot and have parades to commemorate every single bowel movement that King Billy had.

And remember, Fleggers love to be laughed at, why else would they behave so ridiculously 

 Merry Christmas!

Snatch And Grab

A roller-coaster ride of adventure and fun starring this year's almost hopefuls Jamie Bryson as Jamie Snatch, a sociopathic liar and kleptomaniac and Willie Frazer as Willie Grab, an ex-cop with pain killer addiction obsessed about the murder of his cow.   
One for the whole family .... assuming you take yer children onto the streets at night to riot like all good families do.

Willie And The Sheep

Willie Frazer was caught baa handed with a sheep that he was not married to. Mr Frazer, 58 kept reporters talking for 14 hours until they got fed up with the story.

Frazer who wants to push a bed through Belfast past the Ardoyne shops as a part of his culture claimed that the sheep was small,soft, very alluring and spoke with a southern accent, no doubt set up by the IRA as a honey trap.

"Nat many beys can resist a drap of mint sass on sam pretty lamb" he was heard to mumble during his 14 hour filibuster.  

"He just wouldn't shut up" said Matt Gloss a photographer with the Newsletter, "he just went on and on and on and on then suddenly the sheep just didn't matter anymore and the IRA ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!"

Frazer, 24 had previously studied mind control and tantric sex online at the Open University only sleeps 2 hours a night and is a spokesman for Pro-Plus caffeine tablets. Thank fuck he was not available for comment.

The Coloured Community

 And NO SURRENDER ... unless we change our minds due to the weather.

Many know Flag activist Jamie Bryson as many things, author, sports mascot, benefits cheat, UVF mouthpiece, sectarian bigot and of course an admirer of the late great Adolf Hitler and his policies.

What you may not know him as is a supporter of the coloured community.

   Yer a fine lookin negro wamin, wemin I don't own won't let me near dem.

A caustic wit that could be compared to Oscar ... no maybe Kim Wilde he has never been bested in a battle of verbal sparring .... except for everytime he speaks. He makes Ian Paisley Jr look intellectual.

To quote the man himself:

"Could you imagine if a song was written which mocked the coloured community and then asked for people to donate to charity after having at the others expense? LAD would be the first to 'expose' the racism."

The coloured community ..... any particular colour?  This little pecker necked cracker just stopped short of calling them niggers .... maybe even wogs.  When he was called on it he changed it to black, which isn't much better to be honest but it's a name we honkys think Johnny black chap doesn't mind ... it's not as if we'll meet one in Northern Ireland anyway.

The only time hes probably seen a person of colour  was when they were running for their lives after getting their windies bricked. Ya don't want them sorts moving into Bangor do ya?

You are a nasty mean spirited wee man Jamie, yer also stupid an ugly and yer Ma dresses you funny, Stop trying to out-stupid Willie Frazer you'll never win.

John F. Kennedy 50 Years On

New evidence has emerged as to who shot JFK. Strangely enough Mr Willie Frazer can't remember what he was doing 22nd November 1963.

Willie Frazer Action Mong

Old Bitter Ball's favourite flegger mong Willie Frazer likes to think that rather than being a frog eyed chin-less middle aged half-wit hes a tough super soldier ready to defend Ulster against the evil forces of the Fenians.
So I like to remind him what a joke he is. 

Lord Mater (rhymes with potater) seeks to destroy the rebels and Alliance cos they took his fleg and put horse meat into the space burgers. Now if Jamie would just leave that lad alone and go write a book of poems or something.

There is no doubt that Frazer qualifies as a section 8. He was once asked, 'If you were manning a checkpoint and a car load of IRA men pulled up what would you do?' ..... he thought about this for a moment and replied, 'would you consider them good looking at all?' and thats why he wasn't allowed into the Ulster defense regiment.

Willie Frazer Just Wants To Watch The World Burn

When the Orange Order (or cult for fuckwits as I like to call them) called for civil disobedience no one knew what the fuck they were on about.
Our First Minister Peter Robinson, the one who called for the exact same thing last December has warned everyone not to do it this year cos he hasn't done his Christmas shopping yet . Old Knudsen who is deep under cover on several flegger pages and friends with many fleggers on Facebook has found out what they are up to.
If the fleggers could spell then this could spell The End. 

The Loyalists have shown who they are loyal to since it isn't our loverly Queen .... it's the Daleks!

I'm sure the top picture gave it away, then again my 3 readers aren't too bright, yes I'll put up some tits soon. For fucks sake, I'm an artist!

Exterminate! exterm-m8!  (M8 = mate for those who don't speak retard)

 We've got a man down ... aw fuck is that his testicle hanging off there? I'm gonna boak!

One of the iconic pictures of the war against themins is the water cannon blasting a wheelie bin, er sorry a Dalek through the air. According to Loyalists it was just going to the shaps when the peelers blasted it and it landed on an old man in a wheelchair and 2 small children ...... though no one except them saw it and no one went to hospital.  

Now to blow yer minds, Willie Frazer or Frazos as he is known in the Dalek community is the mastermind behind all the civil unrest, flag protests and parade riots ...... no it wasn't the UVF or the Orange Order, they aren't intelligent or powerful enough to hold sway over the mindless masses. Too busy selling drugs and selling hypocrisy, respectively.  

Did you really he was stupid enough to turn up to a court hearing dressed as a pirate and calling the judge me heartie ? 

Did you really take him as a mumbling bumbling culchie who set his on car on fire and threw paint on his own hoose to blame the Fenians?  ...... well ok you may be right there. 

Frazos is an evil mastermind ... there is no IRA he made up the whole thing. Sorry you Fenian cocksucking cowards but you don't exist and never did. Yer programmed jello with artificial intelligence and flavouring. 

Don't worry, Old Knudsen has used his Timelard abilities and got these armour upgrades from the future for the police to fight the Daleks. What could possibly go wrong? 

Willie Or Won't He

Dear Mr Frazer

I write to you on this occasion asking you to refrain from continuing your strikingly accurate portrayal of hate cleric Abu Hamza.
There was some talk that you'd be appearing as Hamza in a Christmas panto at Dundonald ice bowl, please tell me this isn't true.

I do understand that being on high levels of medication and drinking heavily can impair judgement, there are many programs out there to help people come back to reality and to stop them from breaking all the clothes hangers. I would be happy to send you some helpful phone numbers.

I sir am disabled, foreign born and a Muslim man and I find your minority bashing to be in poor taste.
Whats next, announce that you are being treated worse than a slave and put on some black face?

I shall look forward to your next court appearance.

Yours sincerely

Judge Sean el-Faisal



  
 

That Skull And Cross Bones Is Upside Down

Willie 'razor's edge' Frazer has announced he'll be appearing as Patchy the pirate for his next court hearing ...... because he likes to dress up.

Addicted To Panto

Comedy duo Willie Frazer and Jamie Bryson attended court today for Frazer's charge of incitement to violence.
Frazer had said he would dress as fellow radical fundamentalist and friend Abu Hamza who faced similar charges. Mr Frazer believes the charges are a disgrace and that he and Mr Hamza are innocent.

Jamie Bryson took the opportunity to display his love of the Twilight movies and dressed as Bella which was incidentally his nickname while in prison. Bryson lives and breathes Twilight and wants to be a sparkly vampire when he grows up.

Fellow Loyalist Jim Dowson often posed as a gurl named Alice to get quick online kicks so it is not a surprise that Bryson has also cum out.

It is thought that Bryson wore tape over his mouth while dressed as a gurl to give the message 'nil by mouth, deliveries round the back'  he has just had some tongue surgery done to try to correct his lisp and so his mouth is out of order for now.

Double Standards

When a woman enters the world of Northern Ireland politics the Belfast Telegraph must discuss her sense of style. Theresa Villiers the Secretary of State for Northern Ireland was also given such treatment.

 

Now Dr Meghan O'Sullivan the vice chair for Richard Haass' panel of party talks is getting the treatment. No one was interested in what outfits Haass wore.  

No one care what the native weemen in politics wear because.....

Just take the makeup off most weemen here and they can pass for a man so they over do the makeup and garish gurly colours. Also intelligent, strong educated weemen are light on the ground here, we're still in the 1980's with fishwives, or subservient know yer place types or weemen acting like men to get ahead. Self-aware confident weemen confuse the cavemen of this cuntry.
  

 

When a Catholic church is attacked with a petrol bomb and a paint bomb it hits the news for a day, not too much out rage because well thats what they do here..... it's "normal" do you think it's right for this to be seen as normal? for people to shrug it off or say "well it's only sectarian they do the same thing?"

In the real world such a thing would be called a 'hate crime' then ask the question as what would happen if it had been done to a mosque? ..... what way would people refer to that as? 

Willie Frazer doesn't think that hes a radical fundamentalist, I guess because hes white and Christian, maybe he just doesn't understand what a radical fundamentalist is ..... well he isn't too bright, except when it comes to scamming public money of course.

Looks the same to me, trying to impose yer ideas onto others by gaining support of the easily led bottom feeders who hide their faces.

Luckily Old Knudsen is here to see the truth.