Failure To Communicate

The talks with Northern Ireland politicians and US diplomat Richard Haass aren't going anywhere.... Ever get the feeling that we already have peace but these fuckers need to fuck things up? 

I don't think this will spoil anyone's Christmas except for Haass who must be ready to hang himself by now.

Richard Haass Loses The Rag

Ladies and gentlemen, since the Union flag was removed from the Belfast city hall, only to fly on designated days the Loyalist community have felt as though their culture and identity has been chipped away. I put it to you that the Loyalist community known as Fleggers only has about 9 months left to live. 

 

Without the constant magical power of the flag and the constant shouts of "Yeeeooowww!!!" the fleggers will stop being British and will turn into some sort of Chewbacca/Kanye West creatures.

They are not even capable of having an original idea so why do we think they can retain their culture without oppressing someone else? 
The De-flegging process is known as Degenerative Insecurity Paranoia Syndrome and without constantly seeing the Union flag, parading every week and attacking the police the fleggers will become hairy but valuable members of society who want to work hard and get a good education for themselves and their children .... I don't think that is in the best interest of Sinn Fein or the DUP.

Let them die!

I'll drink to that!

On the Facebook page Loyalists Against Democracy (LAD)  a fun comparison list between the Fleggers and the Dissidents was put up, all a bit of fun as any right minded person knows that the Loyalists and the Republicans are just as bad as each other and both Fleggers and Dissies have gone out of their way to fuck people about.  

Many people on the Republican side have been having a good laugh at the expense of the Loyalists. Every time a flegger opens his/her mouth and says something stupid it's worthy of a harsh mocking but say one thing about the dissidents then suddenly it isn't so funny. 

Dissidents have been planting bombs and hijacking vehicles in an attempt to kill, how can you defend that?
Heres how, you pretend it's MI5 doing it to make the dissidents look bad and to stir up sectarian hatred .... um I don't think they really need help with that, just ask the family and friends of  25-year-old Catholic policeman Ronan Kerr who was murdered by dissidents. I suppose that was MI5 too. 

Stories on Republican biased websites do not make it true ya know, you need to print that shit off and put it into a book, thats what makes things real..... that was sarcasm to all you sky fairy believers out there.

This thinking is exactly the same kind of thing Gerry Adams does, deny all and try to assign the blame elsewhere as it does not suit yer agenda and who cares who gets hurt.

Fleggers and Loyalist paramilitaries are synonymous with each other so the actual bomb and actual murder bits on the list are incorrect.

If you support these sectarian criminals known as Fleggers and Dissies then you are as much to blame for The Disappeared, McGurk's bar bombing, Bloody Friday, La Mon restaurant, The Kingsmill massacre, Remembrance Day bombing, Shankill Road bombing, The Greysteel massacre, The Omagh bombing and all the rest of the atrocities as they are so fuck up and stop making excuses for them.


 

Double Standards

When a woman enters the world of Northern Ireland politics the Belfast Telegraph must discuss her sense of style. Theresa Villiers the Secretary of State for Northern Ireland was also given such treatment.

 

Now Dr Meghan O'Sullivan the vice chair for Richard Haass' panel of party talks is getting the treatment. No one was interested in what outfits Haass wore.  

No one care what the native weemen in politics wear because.....

Just take the makeup off most weemen here and they can pass for a man so they over do the makeup and garish gurly colours. Also intelligent, strong educated weemen are light on the ground here, we're still in the 1980's with fishwives, or subservient know yer place types or weemen acting like men to get ahead. Self-aware confident weemen confuse the cavemen of this cuntry.
  

 

When a Catholic church is attacked with a petrol bomb and a paint bomb it hits the news for a day, not too much out rage because well thats what they do here..... it's "normal" do you think it's right for this to be seen as normal? for people to shrug it off or say "well it's only sectarian they do the same thing?"

In the real world such a thing would be called a 'hate crime' then ask the question as what would happen if it had been done to a mosque? ..... what way would people refer to that as? 

Willie Frazer doesn't think that hes a radical fundamentalist, I guess because hes white and Christian, maybe he just doesn't understand what a radical fundamentalist is ..... well he isn't too bright, except when it comes to scamming public money of course.

Looks the same to me, trying to impose yer ideas onto others by gaining support of the easily led bottom feeders who hide their faces.

Luckily Old Knudsen is here to see the truth. 

The Sex Party Wants You!

Did the fake boobs get yer attention? I'm calling on the good people of Ulster .... but not those from Ballymena, Larne or Lurgan to step up and give a voice to peace love and harmony.

Clever American Richard Haass is in talks with all the political parties of Northern Ireland and even the Orange Order to see if he can make sense of this shithole known as Northern Ireland. Go right HERE and put yer valuable opinion in the box and send it off.He wants to hear from the pleb in the street, thats YOU!

OOOHHH I think that giving an intelligent and reasonable opinion is soooo sexy, do me now. 

 Check it out bitches, today's paper .... Old Knudsen had to cum back from exile to sort yous out.

In case you don't know what to write here are the main points. Loyalists bad, Shiners bad, all paramilitaries ... bad, Orange Order bad. 

Segregated schools and housing is bad, Integrated schools and shared estates without flegs good.  

The PSNI need to pull their finger out and arrest people and keep the peace afterwards ..... ya know, their job. 

Parades should be held at a venue and not on the streets and organisers need to carry insurance and provide own security and clean up. 

Murals, flegs and other emblems off the streets, if you don't own it then don't fucking well paint in or put a fleg on it. 

No conflict of interest with government employees being in the Orange Order.

Fire the Stormont executive for not doing their job and put Old Knudsen in charge. 

Performance reviews from London on how well the top ministers are doing to make Northern Ireland a shared land for all and executions for those who fail. 

So stop yer whining about the fleggers and actually do something for the place you live in. Old Knudsen can change public opinion with his words and so can you ..... if you use Old Knudsen's words.  If you missed it click HERE for the submissions page for the panel of parties in the NI executive.