Richard Haass Loses The Rag

Ladies and gentlemen, since the Union flag was removed from the Belfast city hall, only to fly on designated days the Loyalist community have felt as though their culture and identity has been chipped away. I put it to you that the Loyalist community known as Fleggers only has about 9 months left to live. 

 

Without the constant magical power of the flag and the constant shouts of "Yeeeooowww!!!" the fleggers will stop being British and will turn into some sort of Chewbacca/Kanye West creatures.

They are not even capable of having an original idea so why do we think they can retain their culture without oppressing someone else? 
The De-flegging process is known as Degenerative Insecurity Paranoia Syndrome and without constantly seeing the Union flag, parading every week and attacking the police the fleggers will become hairy but valuable members of society who want to work hard and get a good education for themselves and their children .... I don't think that is in the best interest of Sinn Fein or the DUP.

Let them die!

I'll drink to that!

On the Facebook page Loyalists Against Democracy (LAD)  a fun comparison list between the Fleggers and the Dissidents was put up, all a bit of fun as any right minded person knows that the Loyalists and the Republicans are just as bad as each other and both Fleggers and Dissies have gone out of their way to fuck people about.  

Many people on the Republican side have been having a good laugh at the expense of the Loyalists. Every time a flegger opens his/her mouth and says something stupid it's worthy of a harsh mocking but say one thing about the dissidents then suddenly it isn't so funny. 

Dissidents have been planting bombs and hijacking vehicles in an attempt to kill, how can you defend that?
Heres how, you pretend it's MI5 doing it to make the dissidents look bad and to stir up sectarian hatred .... um I don't think they really need help with that, just ask the family and friends of  25-year-old Catholic policeman Ronan Kerr who was murdered by dissidents. I suppose that was MI5 too. 

Stories on Republican biased websites do not make it true ya know, you need to print that shit off and put it into a book, thats what makes things real..... that was sarcasm to all you sky fairy believers out there.

This thinking is exactly the same kind of thing Gerry Adams does, deny all and try to assign the blame elsewhere as it does not suit yer agenda and who cares who gets hurt.

Fleggers and Loyalist paramilitaries are synonymous with each other so the actual bomb and actual murder bits on the list are incorrect.

If you support these sectarian criminals known as Fleggers and Dissies then you are as much to blame for The Disappeared, McGurk's bar bombing, Bloody Friday, La Mon restaurant, The Kingsmill massacre, Remembrance Day bombing, Shankill Road bombing, The Greysteel massacre, The Omagh bombing and all the rest of the atrocities as they are so fuck up and stop making excuses for them.


 

Shaken Not Stroked

Thank fuck Andrew Parker is going to be the new head of MI5, ol Johnny Evans was an ok boss and made sure we got plenty of smoke breaks but the man was a little scatter brained.  

Mr Parker says:

The Irish dissident republicans are ragged remnants of a bygone age, we have the beggars clearly in our sights. Those Al-Qaeda chappies are a dire threat to the UK but no fuzzy will have us quivering in fear, we shall stand strong against those nasty wogs and give them a taste of British steel! The thin red line has been drawn!   

About time, someone modern with a finger on the pulse of current events. We'll kick yon Irish terrorists and their Islamic friends in the arse..... then we'll take on Germany again. 

Gog save yon Queen! 

Topless Tuesday

Paris Hilton has decided to go topless :::::::::yawn::::::: we looked inside her head and no she has neither brains nor beauty just a hollow shallow shell.

Yeah yeah Paris we've seen it all before a 12 year-old boy is built better than you.

No Vin not you too, once they get the taste of babies they become monsters. Hey Vin nice career you got going on there how about you blow yer nose and talk properly.

Now on to the story of how I met Ginger Gerry

Goodbye you disgusting ginger git.

When yer a special undercover agent a MI5 operative with double 'O' Clearance you meet some rather unsavoury characters also some savoury and some sweet ones. Many many bitter and sour ones that make me look like Mr fucking Jolly.

I was sent into a Belfast fast food 'restaurant' only Yanks would call them restaurants as an undercover employee to evaluate a package code named 'Ginger Gerry' I was a trouble shooter who could actually shoot trouble makers.

Word on the street was that Gerry 'Ginger' Glennon was ex an IRA terrorist who served 20 years for murder and now he was a wino or at least was pretending to be one.

One night while I was getting some chips for an order or 'French fries' as mongs call them Gerry entered the premises, he was either inebriated or a master at that martial arts style called Zui Quan in which you act drunk to confuse yer opponent .

He was shouting how he was going to shoot everyone so I left the chips and faced off with Ginger Gerry, he had streaming snot running into his mustache and bits of food and vomit stuck in his beard.

I grabbed his arm, he knew the drill and I frog marched him out making sure the doors hit him.
I had come to the conclusion that Gerry was a real wino, the flesh eating virus on my hands confirmed that. I went into quarantine and entered my report.

I hear from a source on the street who shall remain nameless that Ginger Gerry is dead. Some say he died in hospital of aids, others say he drown in the river Lagan while trying to save a puppy. However he died I have one thing to say. Fuck he was minging!

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