Suicide Blonde

 Glad to see she kept her dignity by keeping her socks on, that is sooo hawt!

Before she died Old Knudsen only knew Peaches Geldof as being the daughter of Bob Geldof and for having a stupid name ..... not as stupid as Fifi Trixibelle but on the same level as Pixie. 

I had not posted my opinion on Peaches because well I didn't have one as I wanted to see how everyone else saw her. She was called the UK's Paris Hilton with the above picture cumming from a  heroin-fueled one-night stand back in 2009.


She had a history of drug abuse getting caught paying dealers and leaving a drug shopping list in a pub, yeah she was a tortured soul and self medicated to get by.
I didn't know the lass but losing yer mother to a drug overdose at an early age must have sucked, it's a classic casebook move for her to do the same.

When parents abuse their kids there is a high chance that the kid will be an abuser just like if a parent commits suicide then there is the high risk the child will do the same. A learned response to what is happening to them.
Getting caught in the shadow of someone who shaped yer life can be difficult to escape, with depression you live as if you have blinkers on, only seeing the bad shit and thinking the bad stuff no matter what people around you say.

When people think you should be one thing and you pretend to be that thing then yer just wasting yer life and not being true to yerself.
Society thinks that Old Knudsen should accept things the way they are and since he lives in a socialist cuntry that he should be grateful for anything he gets such as poor healthcare. Oh and never complain cos because everyone else is happy enough, it must just be you  .... well Old Knudsen doesn't go for that and would rather be himself and hated than one of the sheeple who are bullied into submission and also hated anyway. 

I have heard that Bob was not the most supportive when her mother Paula Yates had died of a drug overdose, he was more into appearing as if things were normal and sending them to school as per usual.

Peaches taking a selfie when a ghost hand appears in her picture.  

Bob Geldof does strike Old Knudsen as being a bit of a dick but respect to anyone who can make the fame from one hit song last a life time. A song that cashed in on tragedy like that other cunt Bono and his Bloody Sunday tune. 

 Don't worry, her phone is safe.

You should not speak ill of the dead but I do believe in speaking truthfully about the dead as Old Knudsen is not one to gloss over shit. Aye don't mention the durty secrets, just let others repeat them rather than learn from them. 

Peaches had two young children, should she be doing hard core drugs still? You can possibly forgive a little weed as you would a glass of wine but I'm sorry lass, injecting heroin when two young children depend on you is a cuntish thing to do. 

Aye whatever ....  you and Kurt Cobain are such dark souls that no one understood, I have another name for it, self pitying addict, that's what.

You were 25, married with kids so it is time to grow up and put others first for a change. Maybe you didn't mean to die, you just meant to be high as a kite while you looked after yer 11-month-old son... nice one Super nanny. 

There is no excuse for choosing drugs over yer children, you were a selfish bint who dragged others doon with yer issues that you hadn't dealt with. I wonder if any of the children will grow old or will they be "tortured souls" too.

She lived life too fast and the various staging intertwined, the junkie party gurl had no place in that nice home in Kent with her child. 

I don't want to hear in the news how tragic and sad Bob is because everyone who knows him wants to kill themselves, I want to hear the truth and how people in the same place in life can handle things better.

We can learn from Peaches and Paula, if you are self destructive then either kill yerself before you involve others in yer life or man up, face yer issues and do the right thing by yer children. Fear of what will happen to yer kids should be enough motivation.

   

Posers

 

Paris Hilton the famous ....... well Paris Hilton was recently snapped posing beside her injured boyfriend as he was on a stretcher being carted off to hospital.

Well that isn't the worst thing shes posed for. Remember yon Jewish ghetto when the Nazis were rounding up the Jews to kill?  Well Old Knudsen does, Hilton saw them and said "thats hot!"

Can the silly bint do anything else anyway?

Ach if weemen didn't have yon gash between their legs Old Knudsen wouldn't even talk to them .... does that sound sexist? 

Lick It Then Swallow For About Six Dollars

Here is a message to the Americans in general. You have 4 of yer earth hours to surrender....... oops wrong message . Every time you mention a capitol city on the telly you have to say the cuntry too.

London - England.

Yes Old Knudsen knows there are other Londons out there but not ones founded in 47 AD (after dinner) by the Romans and called Londinium but ones named after London formerly Londinium, like aluminum but spelled aluminium which we all know is the proper fucking fucker way .

If the telly says London then it obviously means England. When Hitler said "Go bomb the fuck out of London" the Luftwaffen didn't bomb Canada. When James Bond books a flight to London they don't say, "Is that London in Ohio?"

If you name a London on the telly its the London in England unless its one of the lesser ones, right? Jellied eels, red double deckers, colourful cockneys, Big fucking Ben and loads of wogs.

Remember so as to not confuse people the town of Derry in Norn iron you need to call it by its proper name not, Free Derry, Taig Derry, Derry the town of rapes and murders or just Derry. You must call it Londonderry its the law. Also you don't want to insult anyone, its all politics just trust me on this one.

If you search for Paris you have to be careful.


Do you want to end up with Paris Hilton in the Carl's Jr commercial ? or do you want to end up in Paris France? no fucking way its obvious its Paris, Texas cos its all about Texas, the whole world revolves around that idiot inbred state. Like Florida but with cowboy hats.

For others not in Callyfornia Carl's Jr is an American fast-food restaurant chain that is also in Mexico and Canada now I believe. Its America's #4 after M'Donald's, Burger king and Wendys. I never heard of it in fact I had never heard of Wendys until the mid 90's.

They used to have some bloke eating a burger all doon his chin but thankfully with the exception of Hilton they usually have a hot chick eating them now.


Eat it bitch eat it! er sorry I get a little excited when I see a hot woman who can speak 5 languages have oral sex with a burger.

They had a chick on a mechanical horse eating while the horse bucked around, her hips writhing in motion with burger being sexily ate, as soon as the music for that ad came on my 4 hour erection came on too. In fact if I ever hear the song it jumps up like Pavel's dog, it may even lick yer face.


There is an ad with a doctor who loves bourbon and obsesses about it before surgeries, during surgeries and just about every minute of the day, he just isn't right without a bourbon. It turns out to be a double Kentucky bourbon burger he is talking about. In real life he may be eating the burger but he'd also be pished as a newt from a liquid lunch, you know surgeons they do what they like.


Now they have some well formed woman from some MTV show eating what she calls her bikini burger. Not quite Padma Lakshmi or the bronco but at least it doesn't make me throw up like Hilton with her stick like 'Thats hot' pseudo sexiness.

Audrina Patridge the current chick may call it the bikini burger but she doesn't mention throwing it up later in order to stay in her bikini.

Topless Tuesday

Paris Hilton has decided to go topless :::::::::yawn::::::: we looked inside her head and no she has neither brains nor beauty just a hollow shallow shell.

Yeah yeah Paris we've seen it all before a 12 year-old boy is built better than you.

No Vin not you too, once they get the taste of babies they become monsters. Hey Vin nice career you got going on there how about you blow yer nose and talk properly.

Now on to the story of how I met Ginger Gerry

Goodbye you disgusting ginger git.

When yer a special undercover agent a MI5 operative with double 'O' Clearance you meet some rather unsavoury characters also some savoury and some sweet ones. Many many bitter and sour ones that make me look like Mr fucking Jolly.

I was sent into a Belfast fast food 'restaurant' only Yanks would call them restaurants as an undercover employee to evaluate a package code named 'Ginger Gerry' I was a trouble shooter who could actually shoot trouble makers.

Word on the street was that Gerry 'Ginger' Glennon was ex an IRA terrorist who served 20 years for murder and now he was a wino or at least was pretending to be one.

One night while I was getting some chips for an order or 'French fries' as mongs call them Gerry entered the premises, he was either inebriated or a master at that martial arts style called Zui Quan in which you act drunk to confuse yer opponent .

He was shouting how he was going to shoot everyone so I left the chips and faced off with Ginger Gerry, he had streaming snot running into his mustache and bits of food and vomit stuck in his beard.

I grabbed his arm, he knew the drill and I frog marched him out making sure the doors hit him.
I had come to the conclusion that Gerry was a real wino, the flesh eating virus on my hands confirmed that. I went into quarantine and entered my report.

I hear from a source on the street who shall remain nameless that Ginger Gerry is dead. Some say he died in hospital of aids, others say he drown in the river Lagan while trying to save a puppy. However he died I have one thing to say. Fuck he was minging!

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Thats Hot

What do ya get if you cross Pakistan dictator Pervez Musharraf with dead eyed/brained hottie Paris Hilton?

Perez Hilton.

Yes my secret is out, I really can't be arsed today, heres something cheerful from William Butler Yeats.

The Moods

Time drops in decay,
Like a candle burnt out,
And the mountains and the woods
Have their day, have their day;
What one in the rout
Of the fire-born moods
Has fallen away?

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The Five Most Ugh-Sexiest Weemen ALIVE!

Do people really see her as sexy and if so why? no arse, no tits, as deep as a bird-bath with a sly/smug, smirk on her face and a selfish mean personality, and piss stains.

Maxim magazine that sexist wank rag that keeps the sista doon has named "The Five Unsexiest Weemen Alive" as opposed to "The Five Unsexiest Weemen Dead" I like it when they lie still.

At # Five is Britney Spears. I must remind all of those who used to think she was hot until they saw her true colours , she packed on a few and squeezed out a couple of wee nippers. Remember that I never said she was sexy, I said something like, "look at that slut with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle, she can't sing or dance why the fuss?"


At # Four is Madonna, I can still remember her humping the stage on Top of the Pops (chart music show) in the early 80's and wondering why everyone is going on about her unshaven armpits when she is clearly hot. After a while it turned out she only had one side to her so her films flopped but the music was massive and now at 49 she is working out too much spouting off crazy shit like Tom Cruise and dancing like shes 29, now she is most unsexy.

At # Three is Sandra Oh, I object at this entry because not only do her eyes not open fully but she doesn't put herself out there as a sexy creature she is the solid friend type. She may be a minger but she is likeable, stick that dopey bitch Paris Hilton in her place, that an unsexy built like a boy no talent/no personality hoorbag, Sandra Oh does not belong on this list.

At # Two is Amy Winehoose, if singing junkies with flat arses are yer thing then yay! but I really don't give a shit, its like Anna Nicole, you see the shit she gets up to and get sick of the over exposure and drama and think can we not just cut to the inevitable drug overdose?

At # One is Sarah Jessica Parker, it could have been any of the Sluts in the city but no its her, as with # two she has a long face a cow would be proud of. SJP hasn't looked attractive since LA Story . I feel validated by this list except for # three because you knew she was mutton not mutton dressed like lamb.

If she is having sex in the city I hope a paper bag is used.

This has been my shallow, judgmental post for the day, can anyone picture SJP and Ferris Bueller having sex ? I'm outta here before things get ugly, woops too late.

Foo Foo Dogs Love Em Or Eat Them

Remember Mickey Rouke? he is a twat of the first order, him and his IRA tattoos, he also thinks hes a boxer well I'll knock his fuck in if he ever cums round to Killamory. When hes not doing exercise in his tight man briefs (panties) with his nuts hanging out hes looking ugly being all botoxed up and carrying his little dog Loki, yep he named it after a God, he had a cat called Muhammad but it kept blowing up, at least Loki only tries to end the world now and again, theres tablets for that you know.

I am fucking raging today so stand back, this has been building up for a while but after 17 years I can not take it any more.

I hate people that buy those little shitty yappy dogs, any little dog that they fuss over, kiss on the mouth and talk baby to, those little rat sized bite sized fuckers that are dressed up in little ity bity clothes and eat better food than I do.

My turds have more personality than those things and whats more I hate it that these dumb as a testicle owners carry the dogs everywhere.

Big tough men carry their little foo foo doggies, its one thing getting a big German Shepard called Wolfie as a penis substitute to match yer big red shiny sports car and super fast motor boat but men who carry their little bow wows are well, how should I say this ? so ghey it makes the gheys wince.

Dogs used to be the majestic wolf, masters of the wilderness lords of the wild hunt, now they stand with big lemur like bug eyes and tremble, you could kick one of those fuckers clear across the road. Fuck I hate Lemurs.

Heres that dumb hoor Paris Hilton and her dogs named Sheeba, its the only name she can remember. Why does she bother to carry a lead? when she walks the dogs its her thats doing the walking. I don't see her plastic bag to pick up the shit that rolls doon her legs (from the dogs hopefully) shame on you Hilton you ex con on the edge.

"Fuck you Knudsen, you call me ghey once shame on you, you call me ghey twice um what was I saying? oh yeah GO TEXAS LONGHORNS YEAH!"

Theres Something About Paris.

Fuck am I glad I don't live in American, the streets have become a more dangerous place, Paris (crusher) Hilton is out of her long stretch of bird and is looking for payback.

After 3 days in the notoriously tough "special needs" unit of the Century Regional Detention Center where only the toughest celebrities and other high profile figures are housed in 12 by 8 cells with only outside recreation, television and phone calls to occupy their thoughts of book deals and TV pilots, Paris was let out for an unspecified medical condition, I didn't think being a dozy rich hoor was a medical condition but there you have it.

Her sentence had already been cut due to good behaviour, I'm not sure how being caught drunk driving and then caught two more times afterwards is good behaviour, maybe they made her promise to stop saying, "that's hot" and to put some clothes on her scrawny arsed body.

Now the poor gurl is confined to her 14 acre home above Sunset Strip for her remaining 40 days and is wearing one of those trendy ankle bracelets all the hot young starlets wear.

She has paid for her crime enough (with visa) for the love of God stop picking on her and let her learn from this experience. Now who slagged off Russell Crowe when he mentioned that the Yank Legal system was open to abuse before he avoided jail for assault?

Thats Hot.

Paris being ever the lady, getting stuck into her itchy minge , moments later she pulled out her mobile phone and a packet of smokes.

Paris Hilton stupid slut supreme has been sentenced to 45 days in jail. Formerly charged with drunk driving she was pulled over on a suspended drivers licence. Being a dumb hoor that has the ability to annoy the fuck out of people by thinking her money makes her better than the rest she was faced with a judge that in no way thought she was hot and wouldn't let her off with a fine. Paris apologised like you do when you get caught and promised to try to pay attention to important stuff like this in future, what you mean like silly laws etc? she also asked to be sent to a male prison for her sentence but her request was denied.
Well she was named after a plaster (plaster of Paris) and she was plastered when she was caught, and the city of Paris may appear elegant but its really tacky and gaudy and everyone has been there and took pictures as she gives it up too easily.