Fuck am I glad I don't live in American, the streets have become a more dangerous place, Paris (crusher) Hilton is out of her long stretch of bird and is looking for payback.
After 3 days in the notoriously tough "special needs" unit of the Century Regional Detention Center where only the toughest celebrities and other high profile figures are housed in 12 by 8 cells with only outside recreation, television and phone calls to occupy their thoughts of book deals and TV pilots, Paris was let out for an unspecified medical condition, I didn't think being a dozy rich hoor was a medical condition but there you have it.
Her sentence had already been cut due to good behaviour, I'm not sure how being caught drunk driving and then caught two more times afterwards is good behaviour, maybe they made her promise to stop saying, "that's hot" and to put some clothes on her scrawny arsed body.
Now the poor gurl is confined to her 14 acre home above Sunset Strip for her remaining 40 days and is wearing one of those trendy ankle bracelets all the hot young starlets wear.
She has paid for her crime enough (with visa) for the love of God stop picking on her and let her learn from this experience. Now who slagged off Russell Crowe when he mentioned that the Yank Legal system was open to abuse before he avoided jail for assault?
After 3 days in the notoriously tough "special needs" unit of the Century Regional Detention Center where only the toughest celebrities and other high profile figures are housed in 12 by 8 cells with only outside recreation, television and phone calls to occupy their thoughts of book deals and TV pilots, Paris was let out for an unspecified medical condition, I didn't think being a dozy rich hoor was a medical condition but there you have it.
Her sentence had already been cut due to good behaviour, I'm not sure how being caught drunk driving and then caught two more times afterwards is good behaviour, maybe they made her promise to stop saying, "that's hot" and to put some clothes on her scrawny arsed body.
Now the poor gurl is confined to her 14 acre home above Sunset Strip for her remaining 40 days and is wearing one of those trendy ankle bracelets all the hot young starlets wear.
She has paid for her crime enough (with visa) for the love of God stop picking on her and let her learn from this experience. Now who slagged off Russell Crowe when he mentioned that the Yank Legal system was open to abuse before he avoided jail for assault?
13 comments:
i am seriously thinking about renouncing my citizenship because of it!
That wench deserves to be crucified, as far as I see it.
And after all of her announcements about doing it right and not going to a pay prison. WTF is a pay prison anyway?
For shame Knut. Wasting perfectly good posting space for the likes o' her.
I don't give a shit about her, although I am glad she has bigger feet then me. Size 11. I say we put her in a glorious shoe store that doesn't have anything over a size 8. That should make her cry!
-P
savannah do it do it.
manuel so it was you in that porno, you were giving all the tips.
Mr beefcake just like the Lord 2007 years ago, there may be a new religion if you do.
kate isis like pay per view, you can order a leezer to fuck you up or a screw to search yer cell.
proxima I should be ashamed? you went on to talk about shoes, shame on you.
"..let her learn from this experience."
All her experiences have been with bare-arsed boys. She needs an older man like you to sort her out, Knudie. You'd soon teach her to look into a fella's eyes when she's milking him.
My daughter is soon going to beg to be "grounded". Thanks to Paris it will be trendy!
Who is the person? I've never heard of her.
You know, I was pleased to hear that she actually had to go to jail. If Martha had to go, then someone who proved herself a danger to society should go too. I mean, how hard is it not to drive when you are Paris Fucking Hilton? She had people.
Wonder if the LA PD will let out some black kid caught with a joint?
Hasn't the poor darling paid her debt to society enough in the press? She just needs some quality time alone at home... and a hot cup of cocoa... and a new puppy... and an unlimited supply of oxycontin to overdose her wasted, useless life into oblivion where it belongs.
I agree with Hell. Lock the girl up with enough drugs to kill herself with and watch the tabloids go into a feeding frenzy.
I do not like Paris, not in the least, tiny bit.
Where is the love? is there not one person to defend Paris? nah didn't think so.
I heard she just rolled over and let the entire German army in.
I saw a great flick the other night in which this enormous erection divided Paris. 'The Eiffel Tower Controversy', it's called, if anyone wants to rent it.
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