Vladimir Putin offered the use of Azerbaijan to be a base for the radar system that will serve as a warning incase any rogue nations fired missiles at Europe, this is a more acceptable option for Russia who tend to get a bit jumpy when the US wants to point missiles in their direction and close by like the time they got JFK to remove his missiles from the base in Turkey. George W Bush who is calling the shots on the protection of Europe (couldn't protect a cup of warm piss) thought for a minute then said, "marzipan? what the fuck is that?" he then farted and laughed and said his offer was "interesting."
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Yum! Marzipan! You know you can mold that stuff into ANYTHING. Such as cake flowers, lace patterns, nukes, and missle defence systems that cost a fucking fortune and NEVER work!
At least Bush didn't call him "Vlad".
I swear to God, we can't send that fucker nowhere no more.
I really wish Bush would stop eating so many kittens. Back in the day, real demons wanted Virgin hearts. There's just no standards anymore!
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rob7534 I like it when bush and blair are together and the press ask blair the questions about bush, hes like a child I think hes great.
proxima you have to go to pre-teens to get virgins these days and then you'd be lucky.
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