If yer parents named you 4-real, Chip, Rainbow,Tad, Britney, Normandy , Skip, Run or fucking jump wait until they are sleeping and punch them in the head, thats fair.
Sunday, 24 June 2007
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- Old Knudsen
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23 comments:
Being a fan of the monarchy I named one of my sons Ethelred, you'd think folk had never heard of it, silly buggers.Ethelred Tyler Hanson, not Knudsen due to child support phobias.
When those kids get older, they should change their name to "Myparentsarecunts."
Not as bad as calling your child Michael if your surmane is Jackson!
I worked with a lady who's surname is hood, she called her son, wait for it......
.....Robyn.
Its just so bonkers
The Australian equivalent to these names: Skye, Summer or Kylie.
Although we wait until our parents are sleeping and shove a kangaroo up their arse. Cultural difference, I guess.
*shrugs*
You think you've got problems.
So I should probably reach across mortality and give my folks a dope-slap for naming me Sunshyne Raynebow, eh?
hey, i told my kids..change your goddamn name if you don't like it! and don't ask me to pay for it!
I once met a girl whose name was Mary Areola...She was cool
And that's all I have to say about that!
celebrities are the worst at naming their kids. who picked Apple for their daughter?
if a boy i would have been Gottardo Guiseppe. i know. still better than chip.
Definitely worth a punch in the mouth!
Akeiyla, Ezola, Breyona, Lacricia, Chellise, Kaneasha, Tamecia, and Vontriece will probably eliminate you from the job market. Can you imagine your boss (the Yale grad) sticking his head out his office and saying Akeiyla! Akeiyla! Akeiyla! Have you see the Kaneasha vs. Vontriece file? Ain't gonna happen.
Austin Healey was the Leicester and England scrum half.
Then there were the King brothers, Lee, Joe and Wayne?
And Emile? Emile is something you eat!
George W Bush?
If you give your kid the same name as you, does it mean he has to grow up to be a twat?
I have a friend named Edmund. That is all.
I once worked for a landscape architecture office in a design schoo, and had to send out invitations to well known landscape architects. One of the invitees was called Eva Braun.
Nearly got fired when she came in and and I said, "Hey, bummer of a name, dude."
Well aint that a sheeeite, old knud. Love yer anyways. Yer always me last port of call for a bit of sanity on the web.
Did you do Glastonbury?
fatsparrow I'd use that as a middle name.
ellie as in the British general, good point, that could cause confusion on the battle field.
manuel better than Ima.
jungle jane I wasn't aware you were an Aussie, I shall never look at you the same way again.
Its a step up from the Sassenach I thought you to be.
conan Drumm yes I do the rash is back, tell yer wife.
fresh hell all you need to do is becum a Wiccan.
savannah so how are "roadkill" and "deadbeat" doing?
anonymous YOU LIE!
portia Go-retardo? and Guiseppe? yer parents are dangerous.
ms smack worth a smack I think, ah my wordplay is most cunning.
skyla st claire I had an uncle called Tamecia, watch yerself.
full Is Emile not a letter you send on yer computer?
yer lordship he sounds like a cunt to me.
andraste I find it hard to believe they would keep that name, people still try to name their kids Adolf Hitler.
ron Jill Glastonbury from leeds? yep up the arse no babies since you ask.
I'm lying eh, fucko...San Luis, CO...Look her up
daniel and john are doing quite well now...in fact, they each send me a check every month with their new names, so i'll remember!
anonymous I automatically assume anonymous commenters lie, c'mon would it of hurt you to make up a name like Lord Deathray from the starship diddy wank?
savannah what freaky names they have.
yeah no kidding..you should hear my real name
I think Butt munch is a lovely name.
Hate is a strong word, not as strong as steel though.
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