Hitler Stole My Camel Toe

I may have previously mentioned about how I am a fallen Angel cast out of Heaven because of my pride. I had a shite and marveled at the long unbroken turd in the bog and said, "This is good" and then God said, "Knudsen yer out".

Maybe I shouldn't have shouted, "St Peter, get yer camera!"

Like Lucifer I've been promoted to Earth and now do the unseemly work that God doesn't want to be seen doing and often become the patsy when people say "Why did this happen?" God has to look good you know its all politics.

I get directions from God from either voices in my head, The Company , CIA or Wet Works Inc. I have to work out many of my missions by clues in life. If I see the words 'kill' and the next person I see is a postman then obviously I have to kill a postman. Its all very confusing and heavenly, you wouldn't understand just being meat sacks with souls.

Being around for a long time I sometimes forget the social do's and don'ts.

When you go to the Post office to collect yer pension its never a good idea to say to the lady behind the glass, "I bet yer Quim tastes like strawberries and cream."

Or while sitting on a bench at a park you must be careful about what small talk you use. Don't say to a young mother, "Thats a very attractive child you have there, very nice. Do you live around here?"

Sometimes people mistakenly invite me to parties and I have to remember to not break the ice by saying, "Hitler had the right idea you know". People just have a knee jerk reaction, stupid really. What I mean is when he said in 1938 "We need breathing rooms" that fella was a head of his time. After cumming to sunny Callyfornia and the terrible smog I think Hitler's idea of breathing rooms is a great idea, you go in and have some clean oxygen and then back to facing the third world cuntry that is America.

Speaking of Hitler. That mustache he had was all the rage back then. In fact very popular in Great Britain at the time. Hitler used to sport a longer "Kaiser"- style mustache and it was suggested he was told to trim it into the toothbrush mustache because it would interfere with his gas mask when he served during WWI.

It isn't surprising that the Toothbrush mustache fell out of favour in the west after WWII.

The pledge of allegence here in the US was saluted the same way the Nazis saluted because America totally ripped off The Roman Empire in numerous aspects which is dumb as we know what happened to them. The Nazis yet again influenced the world and the Americans stopped it.

Nice Roman type eagles you have there.

Now of course the Yanks cover their cold blackened hearts when they robot like recite the pledge, thats assumming they can find it.

Hitler was also a member of a socialist party but considering nothing he did was socialist I don't see what problem America has with it.

Barney is all about sharing and treating each other with respect is he a socialist? he also has camel toe if you'll notice.

Does that mean that camel toe is bad? If you answer yes then you have gone way too far my friend.

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Remember Mickey Rouke? he is a twat of the first order, him and his IRA tattoos, he also thinks hes a boxer well I'll knock his fuck in if he ever cums round to Killamory. When hes not doing exercise in his tight man briefs (panties) with his nuts hanging out hes looking ugly being all botoxed up and carrying his little dog Loki, yep he named it after a God, he had a cat called Muhammad but it kept blowing up, at least Loki only tries to end the world now and again, theres tablets for that you know.

I am fucking raging today so stand back, this has been building up for a while but after 17 years I can not take it any more.

I hate people that buy those little shitty yappy dogs, any little dog that they fuss over, kiss on the mouth and talk baby to, those little rat sized bite sized fuckers that are dressed up in little ity bity clothes and eat better food than I do.

My turds have more personality than those things and whats more I hate it that these dumb as a testicle owners carry the dogs everywhere.

Big tough men carry their little foo foo doggies, its one thing getting a big German Shepard called Wolfie as a penis substitute to match yer big red shiny sports car and super fast motor boat but men who carry their little bow wows are well, how should I say this ? so ghey it makes the gheys wince.

Dogs used to be the majestic wolf, masters of the wilderness lords of the wild hunt, now they stand with big lemur like bug eyes and tremble, you could kick one of those fuckers clear across the road. Fuck I hate Lemurs.

Heres that dumb hoor Paris Hilton and her dogs named Sheeba, its the only name she can remember. Why does she bother to carry a lead? when she walks the dogs its her thats doing the walking. I don't see her plastic bag to pick up the shit that rolls doon her legs (from the dogs hopefully) shame on you Hilton you ex con on the edge.

"Fuck you Knudsen, you call me ghey once shame on you, you call me ghey twice um what was I saying? oh yeah GO TEXAS LONGHORNS YEAH!"