25 Amazing Facts About Redheads

A friend of mine on Facebook has Ginger Addiction Syndrome GAS. Whatever cock will do as long as there are ginger pubes attached and would so go leezer for ginger too. Old Knudsen gave her back rubs and Rohypnol but nothing worked. She did get mysteriously pregnant but it wasn't ginger so she sold it. Here are 25 amazing facts about redheads that are 100% true ...... about 47% of the time. If you or anyone you know has gas then let them know the truth that is this post. 

Redheads or Gingers are pure evil. Many of them do not know they are evil but all Satan has to do is say the magic word and they become monsters who spit on sidewalks, run in corridors and don't return library books even though there is a queue of people requesting that book.

 There is no such thing as a hot redhead.

Gingers do not have any friends, usually because they killed them and drank their blood in order to keep their hair red. 

Danny Bonaduce was cursed by the Gogs because they do that kinda shit. He is ugly, stupid, ginger and has a small penis .... why do you keep staring at it?
 

Other cursed gingers work out a lot ..... but it doesn't heal the pain. 

Yer Ma is ginger and not only can Old Knudsen afford her but he gets change back too... a lot of change.

 

Neanderthals were ginger which is why they were hunted to extinction by Homo sapiens. In Scotland many ginger Neanderthal females were used for breeding (as they aren't too picky in Scotland) and so their DNA survives in all gingers today.

A popular Scottish actress Karen Gillan recently revealed that gingers are also shape shifting reptilian aliens from the Alpha Draconis star system. She has since been dissected by the NSA which is ok as her Dr Who days are over.

Old Knudsen has been saying this for years but of course no one listened. Their freckles are also star charts to distant galaxies .... try to avoid the black hole.  

Willie Frazer was cursed by the Gogs because they do that kinda shit. He is ugly, stupid, ginger and has a small penis.
  
Where did the £350,000 EU grant money go Willie? .... not on suits and personal grooming thats for sure. 

 No point in asking his wife, she can't move her mouth.

Gingers do have a "soul" .... a cold black sullen soul filled with hate and despair.

Gingers Old Knudsen has the raging horn for.

 

And remember

They may be alien creatures of Satan but gingers have feelings too. Just remember that the next time yer hunting one doon, maybe you can use their feelings as a way to lure them out.

Thats yer 25 amazing facts about redheads.

Mute Monday

The theme for this week is intoxication, as a wise man once said: "Moderation is for monks and yer my best fucking mate and I love ya, no really seriously I love ya :::::::blach::::: sorry mate was that yer shoes?"






You go to bed with Halle Berry and wake up with Haile Selassie .

Don't eat the mints.

Better out than in.

You really are so beautiful fancy a shag before I go on a secret space mission that I may not come back from?

Stop the room spinning I'm trying to sleep.

Who hasn't been here after a few dozen drinks?

So fucking hot!

Ginger Gerry scourge of the streets of Belfast R.I.P.

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Topless Tuesday

Paris Hilton has decided to go topless :::::::::yawn::::::: we looked inside her head and no she has neither brains nor beauty just a hollow shallow shell.

Yeah yeah Paris we've seen it all before a 12 year-old boy is built better than you.

No Vin not you too, once they get the taste of babies they become monsters. Hey Vin nice career you got going on there how about you blow yer nose and talk properly.

Now on to the story of how I met Ginger Gerry

Goodbye you disgusting ginger git.

When yer a special undercover agent a MI5 operative with double 'O' Clearance you meet some rather unsavoury characters also some savoury and some sweet ones. Many many bitter and sour ones that make me look like Mr fucking Jolly.

I was sent into a Belfast fast food 'restaurant' only Yanks would call them restaurants as an undercover employee to evaluate a package code named 'Ginger Gerry' I was a trouble shooter who could actually shoot trouble makers.

Word on the street was that Gerry 'Ginger' Glennon was ex an IRA terrorist who served 20 years for murder and now he was a wino or at least was pretending to be one.

One night while I was getting some chips for an order or 'French fries' as mongs call them Gerry entered the premises, he was either inebriated or a master at that martial arts style called Zui Quan in which you act drunk to confuse yer opponent .

He was shouting how he was going to shoot everyone so I left the chips and faced off with Ginger Gerry, he had streaming snot running into his mustache and bits of food and vomit stuck in his beard.

I grabbed his arm, he knew the drill and I frog marched him out making sure the doors hit him.
I had come to the conclusion that Gerry was a real wino, the flesh eating virus on my hands confirmed that. I went into quarantine and entered my report.

I hear from a source on the street who shall remain nameless that Ginger Gerry is dead. Some say he died in hospital of aids, others say he drown in the river Lagan while trying to save a puppy. However he died I have one thing to say. Fuck he was minging!

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