The theme for this week is intoxication, as a wise man once said: "Moderation is for monks and yer my best fucking mate and I love ya, no really seriously I love ya :::::::blach::::: sorry mate was that yer shoes?" 
You go to bed with Halle Berry and wake up with Haile Selassie .
Don't eat the mints.
Better out than in.
You really are so beautiful fancy a shag before I go on a secret space mission that I may not come back from?
Stop the room spinning I'm trying to sleep.
Who hasn't been here after a few dozen drinks?
14 comments:
Good Morning sweety!!! As usual, Your post made my day already!!....LOL.....Have a good one...And stay out of trouble!!
(That one of Amy Winehouse just isn't right)
Amy Winehouse could've easily played A young Bob Dylan in "I Am Not There" if she would've had her shit together.
These are why I gave up public drunk...
God I hate it when sick comes out of your nose. Happy MM Old K.
i wasn't sure if comments were allowed on mute monday ...
don't eat the mints - seriously sad, hysterically funny.
Great post. Happy Mute Monday! My previous longer comment didn't work.
Regarding that Haile arse...
Does she have a parking permit for that double-wide?
Whatever does it for.
well............
If that girl on the bed is one of your girls in the basement, I don't guess its gonna really matter whether you let that one go or not. What's the difference?....You're gonna need a crane or a backhoe or some form of machinery just to get her out.....I guess its cheaper for you if she WANTS to stay......=0)
Truly, who hasn't been "there" after a few?
So.Going.On.Wagon.
oh, and Happy MM, blah, blah.
*signing up for AA online* and going to a meeting NOW!
Cheers. Got a problem or what ...
kimberly lay off Amy she has issues like her face and her teeth and that yucky body, I'd still do her.
kate yer comment sounded a bit drunk.
gypsy the cubes of carrot out yer nose are the worse.
bittersweet you the yellow ones that look like pineapple are so tempting.
trolly it didn't? thank fuck for blogger.
MJ I like some junk in the trunk and hers hasn't been cleaned out in years.
MM I abuse all substances, I'd advise you never to come to my hoose for tea not very hygienic.
kimberly so cruel just because she likes a happy meal or 3.
a boxer wagon? I think you mean the drinks trolley.
savannah has hell frozen over?
mago lets talk about it over a few kegs.
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