I've always thought that dogs and cats were lucky jammy bastards, they sit around and lick their parts all day. Old Knudsen has a confession to make, sometimes I can go a whole week without having sex with another living being (vegetables are alive) but my Pastor Bobby L Rapture says to be closer to Gog you should not got around with one in the chamber.
A wank and a jar of liver can becum boring after a time and I'm really sick of having liver for me tea 5 nights a week. I have suckceeded in achieving one of my life long dreams.
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I watch what I eat, drink and smoke and I do my own stunts.
Its best if you have a really big dick so I found I didn't have to work too hard at giving myself some oral fixation. For beginners you should lie on yer back and pull yer legs forward.
So mum whats for dinner? will dad be there? what are you wearing? Is sucking yer own cock ghey? is having sex with yer own clone ghey? Is watching straight porn ghey cos yer watching some naked bloke shag a woman?
I think it very well might be just like having a boy boy gurl 3-some but then so is a gurl gurl boy 3-some because weemen can be ghey too so if you like to watch leezers flick beans then yer ghey, for fuck sake 99.9% of the world is ghey, the gheys are right after all when they insist everyone is ghey.
Ghey used to mean happy but no one is happy anymore because of the media generated hate and fear, back in the day before idiot boxes and radios we all lived in ignorance and that was bliss, we didn't worry about what the wogs were doing, genocide wasn't even a word then, no pedos or serial killers to worry about the world was a safer place back then because no one knew.
Ghey used to mean happy but no one is happy anymore because of the media generated hate and fear, back in the day before idiot boxes and radios we all lived in ignorance and that was bliss, we didn't worry about what the wogs were doing, genocide wasn't even a word then, no pedos or serial killers to worry about the world was a safer place back then because no one knew.
When I left the Shire to tour with Gandalf and the Wizards the world became a smaller place and now I worry about alsorts of things I am too ill informed, we all are.
One week a cigarette cures yer chesty cough and the next it causes it make up yer minds. Having too clean a hoose leaves you vulnerable to germs and illness, huh?
I have one question before I leave you to go search for animal porn which is not ghey.
I have one question before I leave you to go search for animal porn which is not ghey.
Did Princess Leia have sex with Jabba the Hut during her enslavement?
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There's a reason why Leia wasn't standing up and walking around. Everyone thought she couldn't walk straight because of the cocaine.
Now you know the truth.
She had a slice of Jabba the hut in her huh, ever wonder why she and Luke look nothing a like?
Why not try a watermelon?
Seedless, of course, until you get done with it.
Is watermelon technically a fruit or a vegetable?
Try google. Jabba is on record somewhere as finding Leia repulsive.
I hate it when MJ makes me laugh.
Put a pound of fresh liver in a jam jar and add some warm water - bob's your auntie! I can't believe how depraved I become since visiting your site!
of course Leia did. She bent jabbas wookie :)
I did Yoga for years, then I had to face - no not that - the real truth just like most of us ... you know what I'm sayin'
Jabba made her watch food porn with him. Don't ask how I know.
I was about to congratulate Momentary Madness for doing Yoda.
Must have left my specs over at your place.
MJ I don't know what a watermelon is does it cum with chips?
DH I find Leia repulsive but i'd still do her.
a boxer she made me laugh once.
quickroute since yer Irish is there any difference from shagging a goat than a sheep?
xmichra ok from now on we'll just call random things wookie to make them sound dirty, I heard you liked it up the wookie.
MM Yogi bear? you dirty cont.
psychicgeek like a banana poking a trifle?
Ms Queen you gave me images of holding the wee fuckers ears while ramming his wookie.
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