Lone She-Wolf

I am Sanne Alexandra Andersson from Sweden, I am a model, fashion designer and blogger. I enjoy a healthy lifestyle with meditation and yoga, I love to take long walks on the beach and kill peelers ... Fuck the police! 

The weird story of Christine Connor who used fake profiles and photos "borrowed" from a Swedish model to lure men into her own personal war against the police.

As you can see the Republican dissident from North Belfast could very easily pass for being a Swedish model .... or two.

Two men that had no terrorist leanings were manipulated into helping her to try to kill police officers, they were caught and both committed suicide. One of the men was an American that had sent her cheques and had written to her. The FBI raided his home, he was arrested when he visited her in prison.

You talk to this woman online, you've got blue balls just thinking about her so yeah, you agree to join her armed struggle for a united Ireland cos yer gagging for it and your mom won't let you have friends in your room ... not that you have any friends.

 
Blue balls soon turns into erectile dysfunction when you visit your Swedish goddess in prison. No wonder those blokes killed themselves .... seriously dude, yuck!

31 year-old Connor was sentenced to 16 years in prison for attempting to kill PSNI officers with hand grenades. She admitted the attacks which happened in 2013. She lured police to a house with a fake 999 call and she and one of the blokes that killed himself threw grenades/pipe bombs injuring one officer.

 Tiocfaidh ár lá I'll blow ya if ya help me kill some peelers mate!

  
It's like those Nigeria scams and Trump University scams, if it's too good to be true or promises you amazing things then it's probably bullshit.

Sure there is the chance you might have a rich long lost relative that died in a plane crash and didn't know anyone else but made sure a banker had your e-mail addy .... Sure that after you spend thousands learning how to get rich like Donald Trump you may also get a small loan of a million bucks from yer da too.

Sure there might also be a hot blonde Swedish model that wants to rim strangers online and is well into having a united Ireland.

Even if she said she was from Belfast ... seriously people, don't be silly.

Like Trump's marriage to Melania a honey pot trap is so obvious. Her Face Book group United Struggle had only one member for fucks sake, her.

Old Knudsen gets hot chicks that only have a handful of friends on their newly created page send him Face Book requests out of the blue all the time. They are probably just really hot chicks that want my cock though ... but Old Knudsen ain't that fucken easy.


 

What Use Are The PSNI?

I told you it would end in tears. 

Back in the hazy days pre 1998 Northern Ireland had a police service like the US does today. It was called the  Royal Ulster Constabulary or RUC. That was back when you could still smoke in pubs and restaurants and before camera phones were a thing. 

We didn't have very many black people (still don't) so we filled that void by using Catholics in their place. The RUC was mostly Protestant and was a fair and just organization ... if you were Protestant. 

He looks a bit taigy, better throw him in the back.

Those movies where the army come in and take control .... that was our every day life as the army patrolled with a few RUC officers. The RUC had respect because they were feared. They'd cuff you around the head and send you on yer way if they couldn't be arsed bringing you in. 

They didn't shoot unarmed Catholics for kicks though would really fuck them up with their batons. Like peaceful protests in the US and the police go in and kick the fuck out of them because rights and the constitution means shit when dealing with hippies. 

These wee MP5's are heavy and scare me when they go bang.

The RUC was disbanded and affirmative action tried to hire Catholics for a 50/50 police service imaginatively called the Police Service of Northern Ireland or PSNI. No more baton charges and while the RUC could clear a room by just walking in the PSNI usually get a harsh mocking and told to fuck off. 

While the RUC were biased and often worked with Loyalist Paramilitaries you knew that when you called them they would turn up and sort things out.  

After 1998 we were supposed to have things changed, not just the police. The murals would be removed and we'd move forward in a shared future of equality. 

Of course those in power are biased towards their own side and people and now the police are too afraid to do anything in case it damages the peace we are supposed to have. 2015 the UK had the most terrorist attacks of all of Europe. Not ISIS or Al Qaeda but our own white bigoted Northern Ireland homegrown Christian terrorists.    

The PSNI behave more like security guards than police officers. They patrol and report back. We still have murals and flags promoting terrorist organizations up on lamp posts. The PSNI say it's not their job to remove them. 

Recently a banner of Billy Wright was put up on a lamp post. He was a scum UVF leader (a loyalist terrorist/criminal gang) who was killed while in prison in retaliation for a Catholic terrorist that was killed. The banner of a bloke connected to the murders of 20 people sits up there while the public are disgusted. 

If members of the public went around taking down banners and flags they would 1) get arrested 2) have their house petrol bombed while they slept or 3) get a punishment beating. 

We will now issue these Nerf guns so no one gets hurt.

   

The senior PSNI response to the banner is, 'well it might offend some while others it might not' ... not exactly the reaction you'd expect from the police. 

That Swastika, burning cross and pig's head on the mosque steps might offend some people but to the rest it might be ok. Best leave it for fear of offending someone.

Some people look for things to be offended by.

The PSNI don't seem to like confrontation and during a riot will stand there and take a beating while their colleagues film the crimes. The next day they'll publish a report of how many officers were hurt and how much the policing cost. 

If they recognize any of the criminals from the video footage they may arrest them a month away when they least expect it .... huh?   

Maybe it's just on the TV that police stop crimes from being committed instead of watching them.  

Recently a mother of 3 was killed while walking her dog. A 17 year-old on a dirt bike hit her. The guy was charged with it as he didn't have a license, insurance and was riding it in a forest park in West Belfast for fucks sake. 

If you live on a housing estate you'll see teenagers riding scramblers without helmets either on the road or on grass bits nears houses to just fuck it up with tire tracks. If you call the PSNI you'll probably get the usual level of apathy. 

You can almost sense the shrugs and eye rolls, "we'll send a couple of officers out" .... um but I haven't told you where it is and you haven't asked me what they look like.

Makes you appreciate the teens out looking for Pokemon and not causing trouble.  

If the PSNI do dare to venture into a housing estate they usually like to wait about 3 - 4 hours after the call and quietly under the cover of darkness. So not much use really. 

If you call them about terrorist or criminal activities then expect a couple of police at yer door. Bring them in quickly or they'll start pointing and saying 'is that him there' .... uh yeah I was trying to be discrete about it but thanks. 

Everyone sees everything here and double that if the police are involved cos people here are nosy fuckers. Also PSNI are a rare as legendary Pokemon.

 Stop it or there may be consequences! .... I'm being serious now. 

On the PSNI social media accounts they angrily denounced the teens with a stern warning. the teens decided to ride their scramblers around West Belfast .... show some respect, a woman has just died ffs. Yeah you should wait at least 4 weeks before breaking the law, young people today have no manners.      

I can imagine angry PSNI officers shaking their fists at the young scally wags as they speed by them. Blast you and your bad parents that buy you dirt bikes!!!!! .... hope I didn't come off as sounding too angry there.

The PSNI keep mentioning budget cuts and how they won't be able to do their job .... will we notice? I say we disband our police again but hire them back for less. We sell their guns and tasers on e-Bay or something and just stick to the honour system for crime. 

What fucking use is it having a police service when they are fucken useless pussies? Riots, go crack some skulls, not yer own. Flags, take them down because the criminals that put them up and that build a 30 foot tall fires where ever they please are laughing at you. 

I've had police experience.

Old Knudsen wants a badge and and gun. Give him 20 good men and 72 hours .... or is it 72 men and 20 hours? Yeah some can be weemen if ya want. I know I want.

I won't make friends and the criminals won't like me but at least it wouldn't be them running the streets. 

Walking While White

I read an account of some fella that said he was stopped and questioned by police because he was black. The police were investigating an attempted break in and were looking for a black guy wearing a puffy jacket and a knit hat. He fit the description well he didn't really because his jacket wasn't puffy and he says his hat was knitted for him especially ..... I have no idea what that has to do with anything. He was a professor and had his ID on a lanyard.

Sure there is a thing calling driving while black but not every case is that. This guy told of his fear and how he thought he was going to be killed because he was going to refuse to get into the car to be taken to a witness. Aye, very dramatic, I reckon he spends too much time on social media. If you refuse basic commands from the police then you will escalate the situation ya moron.

Witnesses aren't great with details and cops know this which is why he was stopped. We just had 3 white men in tactical gear kill 14 people in San Bernardino, that turned out to be a brown male and female. In this case the police were doing their job but this guy thought he was about to be beaten and shot 16 times or something.
Quick, something finally happened to me so I can relate to all my brothers and sisters, I must over react and post to social media.

The police brought the witness to him and he was dismissed as a suspect with no drama at all, no beatings and no shots fired.

I wonder if he called after them, "aren't you supposed to at least pistol whip me or something?"

 

If the police were looking for a white bloke and stopped him then there might have been a problem. Neighbours of the San Bernardino couple say they suspected them of suspicious activity but didn't want to call the cops for fear of racial profiling. If yer neighbours are tweakers you could get reported for all sorts of things so I wonder what these neighbours thought they had seen. 

Racial profiling if done correct is a no brainer. If the terrorists are mostly of Middle East descent then don't pay so much attention to yon Asians, if yer looking for white supremacists then don't stop black dudes. Black, white, brown and yellow all commit crimes and if the neighbourhood is mostly black then figure it out for fucks sake, our neighbourhoods are mostly white so guess what the criminals would be .... is that racist?

If the San Bernardino shooting has taught us anything it's that we don't really know who our neighbours and co-workers are, those people you smile and say hello to but don't engage them too much because they are quiet or reserved people.  That couple were well educated, he had a well paying county job, they had a young child and he was an American citizen, it seems they were also religious fanatics who wanted to kill people in the name of religion .... not wanted to but decided to. 

Back in the day when Old Knudsen wasn't doing foot patrols himself sometimes along side the police he'd find himself as a civvie walking the streets of Belfast at 4 am after doing some shift work. Walking would wind me down so I could sleep. Old Knudsen was once stopped and taken to a witness to see if he was the one that was attempting a break in, at no time did he feel victimised for being white and didn't fear for his life and that was when the police in Northern Ireland were the tough RUC rather than the wussy PSNI that we have today.
Yes, our police have guns, they don't use them very often though, even if they fear for their lives as a guy with a knife can be taken alive nearly 10 out of 10 times. 

After being dismissed by the witness the police gave me a ride home, they even trusted me to be in the backseat with their precious hats.

Another time I was stopped by an army patrol with English soldier asking for identification and what was in my bag. I didn't feel victimised for being white or even for being Irish which most these Sassenach soldiers despised, even the ones they served along side. They were doing their job. A male of fighting age walking around at night .... what kind of profiling? 

A third time a police car stopped me and we did the search, as they drove off they stopped and asked if I wanted a lift, I declined, not for the sake of my safety but because I preferred to walk. The protective embrace of the dark with no one around was something I liked, it honed my mojo by using my other senses. 

People doing their jobs. Sure some put the reputation of all in jeopardy but most are just following procedure and it isn't personal. 

Maybe Old Knudsen and the bloke who felt threatened should stop looking like such shady fuckers and there wouldn't be a problem.

   

Good News For Burglars

Sorry control but we're busy right now.

In 2013 the police in war torn Chicago told the public they would not be responding to house burglaries or vehicle theft. Any crime in which the criminal was no longer at and if the victim wasn't in any danger.

Dispatch might pass on the message but don't hold yer breath.

People were outraged that they were paying taxes for this. That is why Detroit choose to start the Robocop program from OmniCorp. At least when the darkies got shot you knew that it wasn't racist.... unless they were set to kill darkie.  Is darkie still an ok term to use? I don't want people thinking I'm Hulk Hogan.

 Standing like this is called 'doing the po po.'

Police in the UK are breaking it to us gently that they may do the same as Chicago. It's not that they don't care it's that their funding has to adjust to the changing face of crime... yeah they don't care. There are less burglaries and car crime these days says Sara Thornton, head of the National Police Chief's Council (NPCC) -

"The sorts of crimes that are on the increase sexual offences, concerns about terrorism, cybercrime that’s where we really need to focus. We need to move from reacting to those traditional crimes to thinking about focusing on threat and harm and risk and really protecting the public."

When a house gets burgled it usually took two months for the home owners to come to terms with what had happened and one in eight were unable to totally block the incident from their minds.What happens when they feel all alone?

 Mark Castle the chief executive of Victim Support said  "Victims tell us that they suffer far more than material loss when their home is burgled the psychological impact of this crime can be drastic, long lasting and different for everyone." 

 

When an elderly person gets burgled and they feel unsafe and violated, how worse will they feel when the police don't even bother to show up. "Sorry Mr Clarke our officers are busy waiting for a rape or some Internet trolling to happen."    Just say you think that ISIS just robbed you and they'll be round.

I'm always hearing about distraction robberies in which bogus workmen keep you occupied while their friend goes in the back door and steals yer purse. I also hear a lot of car jacking attempts so don't throw rigged statistics at me.  If you allow one crime then more will happen. Serial killers werk their way up to people you know. Burglars will soon turn into rapists because now you won't be safe in yer own home.

Sara Thornton continued:

"What we are saying is if we are really serious about putting a lot of effort and resource into protecting children, for example, that might mean that if you’ve had a burglary and the burglar has fled, that we won’t get there as quickly as we’ve got there in the past."

"Of course we will still want to gather evidence, but we might do it in different ways."

Playing phone tag and just not bothering would be those different ways. 

Burglaries hit an all time high in 2011, are these figures they are justifying this with from that hike? Yes burglaries were up 14% in 2011, now they are down 5% so we'd better stop investigating them. Look everyone burglaries are down. 

  Do the po po!

Old Knudsen has been fairly critical of the Northern Ireland police .... mostly because they are shite. I'm sure budget cuts and policies from higher up makes them shite and that the officer on the street would be better if led better. The Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) have been turned into Flegger chew toys and during a riot the police video tape the rioters to hopefully arrest a month later when they least expect it ..... assuming they can recognize them.

Snatching trouble makers in the midst of committing a crime was too embarrassing as the PSNI don't really like confrontation ... plenty of FIDO going on, that's Fuck It Drive On.  

British soldiers on the streets of London.

I've already experience police apathy and boy are they getting picky about what constitutes a crime. I do miss the SoCal cops that would turn up at yer door within 15 minutes of being called .... sure they were mostly called about me but I liked having someone to talk to. "Hey what gun have you there, can I hold it?"  The PSNI won't let me hold their guns either, I suspect they have rubber guns since they never use them.

Last month there was news of cuts to the army which freaked out the Americans, "who is gonna help us fight Russia in 2020?"  Now there is news that 5,000 troops will be deployed to the streets if  M-5 and M-6 get wind of a terrorist attack. That sounds very suspect, why don't they just stop the attack? Will there be 5,000 troops on the street for a month while they wait for an attack? 

With Cameron bombing Syria and liberating oil rich Libya again because British tourists were killed on a beach in TUNISIA all I believe is 1) the police intend to do fuck all and 2) there will be army cuts.

The Militarization Of The Police Must Stop

 

PSNI Chief Constable George Hamilton has addressed public concern about the militarization of the police service of Northern Ireland.
Unlike the police on mainland Britain the PSNI carry sidearms and during riots will use tear gas and rubber bullets, while the police in England just use stern, loud, clear words like, "Refrain from this anti-social behaviour at once .... or legal action shall ensue." .... "desist!"


With the problems of Ferguson Missouri being featured on the news, the British people have looked at their own police body armour and equipment and said, "that gear looks expensive and probably protects the wearer from bricks and petrol bombs somewhat, we had better put a stop to it as I don't like seeing it on the news."

As a step down to make riots more public friendly the police will be told to dress more casually, maybe in a wooly sweater or cardigan. Chief Constable Hamilton has already introduced Nerf guns to replace the tear gas launchers.

Hamilton from his office in Malibu said, "We don't want police officers to look intimidating, especially during  a period of civil unrest, what if an object thrown at an officer bounced off their helmet and hit a member of the public? Also those tear gas and rubber bullet launchers could put someone's eye out so a Nerf gun firing a projectile with a soft foam tip instead of the standard rubber end will replace them."   

New EU laws, aimed at not offending anyone and showing up the Americans will come into force at the start of next year making it compulsory to take a 30 minute break after every 2 hours of rioting. It is hoped that by 2018, riots will be banned completely.

Hamilton continues, "If the protesters ..... rioters is too aggressive a term, had been asked what they wanted from the shops they looted there wouldn't have been as much trouble. This whole situation could all have been avoided had the American police adapted our 3 strikes law."    

The three strikes law allows the public 3 strikes at the police officers before they are allowed to defend themselves ..... if they can. Our system is not perfect as an alleged criminal sued the Police Service of Northern Ireland in 2110 when he broke two fingers while punching an officer, the officer was accused of not being fully in a fetal position.  

Can White People Be Racist?

Are culture!

During the Twelfth of July celebrations in Belfast this year a parade spectator was stopped by a police officer from throwing his band stick around ..... or as Americans would say, twirling his baton. 

William Robinson the stick twirler replied: "You're a fucking racist, that's my culture."  if he was typing this himself he'd type, "your a fucking racist thats my kulture ... so it is."

 Enjoying some culture. 

I'm going out on a limb here and suggest that Mr Robinson was being a dick, to prove their manhood these baton twirlers throw them up 20 - 30 foot before catching them, no one came to watch him, the 12th is a celebration of Protestants being better than Catholics not some twat throwing a stick for his invisible dog to not fetch. 

Besides he was drunk and walking amongst others while doing it.  Police were worried he could hurt someone or be injured himself by a motorist as he retrieved the pole he no doubt often failed to catch.   

Now the racist thing. The people of Northern Ireland are not very worldly wise or educated, we pride ourselves on being small minded, it's a part of our charm. We may get a free school education but it's not a very good un and only poofs are smart an shit.

A manly baton twirler, mostly a female activity in the US.  

I'll continue with my assumptions based on experience. I bet Mr Robinson is white, I bet the police officer is white, I bet the only darkie for miles around was yon orangeman fella from America .... black as the ace of spades he was. Maybe also the odd lost and hapless tourist wandering around getting durty looks from everyone. "Honey I thought you said Ireland was friendly." 

A definition of racism.

The belief that all members of each race possess characteristics, abilities, or qualities specific to that race, especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.

Like black people are lazy, have huge cocks and are natural athletes. 

White people are bigoted assholes who can't dance but make grand wizards ... get it? ach never mind. 

Chinese people (that means all Asians since they all look the same) have small cocks and work in restaurants and know kung-fu. 

Telling someone to 'stop being a dick and stop throwing yer stick around' is not racist, especially when said by someone from the same race as you. 

Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one’s own race is superior. 

What is it, a race of police officers? you do know that religion or having a job isn't a race right? The only superiority here is that the police officer can carry a gun, tell you what to do and that they were probably sober.

Genocide is another word people bandy about incorrectly, as is rape .... well in my experience .        

The stick twirler was charged with public disorder, and ordered to pay £250. I hope you enjoyed yer 12th ya cracker rednecked fucker.

PSNI Issued With Chinese Guns

PSNI ghetto bird has lovely plumage.

Coming up to the weekend and Old Knudsen expects to hear the sound of  the PSNI (Police Service of Northern Ireland) Eurocopter or Eurotrash as Old Knudsen calls it flying around giving air support to police on the ground as they raid hooses for criminals who thought they got away with shit. 

An arresting sight, sorry what, my sandwich is over there? Yer legs aren't broken, go and fetch it then.

An annoying thing that the PSNI do is not to arrest people at the scene of the crime if it's a riot or something. If they do arrest anyone it's because the criminal either threw themselves at their handcuffs or begged for it. 

They take video of everyone and try to figure out who these people are later, everyone knows each other in Northern Ireland as it's just like living in a small town, same attitudes too. 

So you'll get people being arrested maybe up to 3 months later if they think it's a highly volatile situation that could upset the peace process or upset the criminals as being rude to them is a violation of their human rights.... well that's what it seems like. 

 The porn mustache has been popular for decades in Northern Ireland, seen here in 1996. 

Back in the day pre 1998 peace agreement which got the majority of British troops out of Northern Ireland and disbanded the then police force the RUC (Royal Ulster Constabulary) in favour of the now PSNI we had a police force that did not take any shit. 

The RUC were mostly Protestant and many of them were bias against Catholics which is why we got rid of them. The PSNI still gets a lot of the shit the RUC got which shows you can't please everyone. Back then the weemen didn't have firearms as they only recruited big beefy leezer types. There weren't very many weemen in the police .... no shit, maybe it was a lack of guns and an environment of sexism. 

If you called the RUC out to a disturbance, anyone thinking about causing trouble found somewhere else to be, the police would grab troublemakers and take them in just so they could slap them about to deter their criminal ways. 

Now the PSNI ask people politely to behave. With the bigotry also went the balls. The modern day police farce is young men and weemen with too much sensitivity training and very little police training.     

Look, they threw a patrol bomb at Tom, how rude, someone should do something.

Every time there is some civil unrest (every other week) the news reports how 3 or so officers were hurt during violence, never if any criminals were hurt. I suspect they feel the need to justify arresting people as destroying property and attacking the police is normal Northern Ireland behaviour. Even arresting people isn't what it seems. 

It sounds good but in Northern Ireland arresting people means they have just brought them in for questioning they are not actually charged with anything. They'll probably release them after a few hours. 

Old Knudsen found out something else. The reason they never use their sidearms is because they have been issued with toy guns. The LAPD will shoot you for jay-walking for fucks sake but the PSNI never shoot anyone, they won't even fire a warning shot when surrounded by an armed angry mob, well the bullet might hit a bird or something which would upset the environmentalists. 

Using a taser or pepper spray will more likely get the officer into trouble than the criminal.

Some of the officers are cunning enough to remove the orange tip or use a sharpie on it to colour it black but there are other ways in telling if they are using a fake gun or not. 

So next time you see a police officer and you ask them if you can handle their guns and they say no ... now you know why. 

 

The Sex Party Wants You!

Did the fake boobs get yer attention? I'm calling on the good people of Ulster .... but not those from Ballymena, Larne or Lurgan to step up and give a voice to peace love and harmony.

Clever American Richard Haass is in talks with all the political parties of Northern Ireland and even the Orange Order to see if he can make sense of this shithole known as Northern Ireland. Go right HERE and put yer valuable opinion in the box and send it off.He wants to hear from the pleb in the street, thats YOU!

OOOHHH I think that giving an intelligent and reasonable opinion is soooo sexy, do me now. 

 Check it out bitches, today's paper .... Old Knudsen had to cum back from exile to sort yous out.

In case you don't know what to write here are the main points. Loyalists bad, Shiners bad, all paramilitaries ... bad, Orange Order bad. 

Segregated schools and housing is bad, Integrated schools and shared estates without flegs good.  

The PSNI need to pull their finger out and arrest people and keep the peace afterwards ..... ya know, their job. 

Parades should be held at a venue and not on the streets and organisers need to carry insurance and provide own security and clean up. 

Murals, flegs and other emblems off the streets, if you don't own it then don't fucking well paint in or put a fleg on it. 

No conflict of interest with government employees being in the Orange Order.

Fire the Stormont executive for not doing their job and put Old Knudsen in charge. 

Performance reviews from London on how well the top ministers are doing to make Northern Ireland a shared land for all and executions for those who fail. 

So stop yer whining about the fleggers and actually do something for the place you live in. Old Knudsen can change public opinion with his words and so can you ..... if you use Old Knudsen's words.  If you missed it click HERE for the submissions page for the panel of parties in the NI executive. 

Support Is Flegging

The police got laid into an old pensioner who was just going to the shaps for a pint of milk. How dare they treat a 53 year-old man like that, he probably fought in the war!

Police just randomly started beating some young lads who were standing on the street talking about their work for various charities. 

A young woman was attacked by Republican scum and left in tears and the police just laughed at her.

The peelers grabbed some children and arrested them. Can children not play outside anymore .... ach sure it was 11pm and they were throwing bricks but boys will be boys, just a bit of fun.

Did you see the police throwing golf balls at the houses on Short Strand and saying it was us? shacking it was, giving us a bad name.

An old woman took dizzy and the police wouldn't break their riot formation to give her a drink of water and a foot rub because she was wearing a Union flag .... and Union coat .... and Union handbag ..... and hat.

The police threw a brick and knocked out Orangeman/DUP politician Nigel Dodds .... no wait that was us... lol. 

No surrender! ..... unless they arrest you and then surrender a little, maybe even cry a bit. 

 

Everybody Hurts

Five hundred and 43 specially trained police officers from mainland Britain will be brought into Northern Ireland to support the local PSNI officers.

Just like for the G8 the PSNI didn't need the fish out of water English peelers for crowd control, they needed them for moral support and the odd emergency hug.

Norn Iron is full of morons who for some reason think they are very important because they have never set foot outside of their own culture and people ..... like what the world thinks Americans should be like.

Rude, pushy, jumps line, demands things now!!!! sound familiar? if yer gonna keep saying yer British then fucking well act like it. 

The PSNI officers have to police these people and the strain does get to them, "why do they give me a gun and then say I can't shoot them?" asked one officer who shall remain nameless.

The 543 officers of the cracked hug and shoulder pat unit will be working with the local police so the fleggers and other expected trouble makers do not take the wind from their beautiful sails.


Yes you are a pig .... yer 'Babe' and if you do smell like bacon then good cos who doesn't like the smell of bacon? 

Gerry Kelly Is Not Superman

During a parade in North Belfast, a 16 year-old male was arrested by the police for being a dickhead. While driving off Gerry Kelly a former IRA terrorist and now prominent politician stood in the way of the police landrover blocking it's way. Mr Kelly was soon taken by surprise when it kept going.

From Kelly's and Sinn Fein's point of view he was hit by a moving vehicle and dragged for 50 yards. In reality he grabbed hold of the front grill and got a slow lift for 20 feet.

Carál Ní Chuilín .... real name Carol Cullen but she wanted to Irish herself up. The Sinn Fein Culture Minister claims she had torn ligaments in her shoulder when she too tried to use her imagined super strength to stop a moving vehicle.

The mob that smashed their fists against the police landrover all claim to have athletes foot and whiplash from the incident.   

C'mon dude, if you wanted to talk to the police who arrested the youth then go to the station, don't stand in front of a moving vehicle screaming and gesturing in an angry manner. Who the fuck elected this clown?