Can White People Be Racist?

Are culture!

During the Twelfth of July celebrations in Belfast this year a parade spectator was stopped by a police officer from throwing his band stick around ..... or as Americans would say, twirling his baton. 

William Robinson the stick twirler replied: "You're a fucking racist, that's my culture."  if he was typing this himself he'd type, "your a fucking racist thats my kulture ... so it is."

 Enjoying some culture. 

I'm going out on a limb here and suggest that Mr Robinson was being a dick, to prove their manhood these baton twirlers throw them up 20 - 30 foot before catching them, no one came to watch him, the 12th is a celebration of Protestants being better than Catholics not some twat throwing a stick for his invisible dog to not fetch. 

Besides he was drunk and walking amongst others while doing it.  Police were worried he could hurt someone or be injured himself by a motorist as he retrieved the pole he no doubt often failed to catch.   

Now the racist thing. The people of Northern Ireland are not very worldly wise or educated, we pride ourselves on being small minded, it's a part of our charm. We may get a free school education but it's not a very good un and only poofs are smart an shit.

A manly baton twirler, mostly a female activity in the US.  

I'll continue with my assumptions based on experience. I bet Mr Robinson is white, I bet the police officer is white, I bet the only darkie for miles around was yon orangeman fella from America .... black as the ace of spades he was. Maybe also the odd lost and hapless tourist wandering around getting durty looks from everyone. "Honey I thought you said Ireland was friendly." 

A definition of racism.

The belief that all members of each race possess characteristics, abilities, or qualities specific to that race, especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.

Like black people are lazy, have huge cocks and are natural athletes. 

White people are bigoted assholes who can't dance but make grand wizards ... get it? ach never mind. 

Chinese people (that means all Asians since they all look the same) have small cocks and work in restaurants and know kung-fu. 

Telling someone to 'stop being a dick and stop throwing yer stick around' is not racist, especially when said by someone from the same race as you. 

Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one’s own race is superior. 

What is it, a race of police officers? you do know that religion or having a job isn't a race right? The only superiority here is that the police officer can carry a gun, tell you what to do and that they were probably sober.

Genocide is another word people bandy about incorrectly, as is rape .... well in my experience .        

The stick twirler was charged with public disorder, and ordered to pay £250. I hope you enjoyed yer 12th ya cracker rednecked fucker.