Talking Turkey

 UN Women’s Goodwill Ambassador Emma Watson took to Twitter for a laugh.

So at the end of last month Turkish Deputy Prime Minister Bülent Arınç said “A woman will know what is haram and not haram. She will not laugh out loud in public. She will not be inviting in her attitudes and will protect her chasteness.”

So weemen laughing in public leads to moral corruption? I knew it!

Just like when in 2010, Iran's authority on Islam Kazem Seddiqi said, "Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes" and Iranians should "adapt their lives to Islam's moral codes" to avoid being "buried under the rubble."
  

Then tons of weemen posted pics of their cleavage which I must add made all the death and destruction from earthquakes a bit more bearable.

Now weemen are posting pics of themselves laughing in public .... typical! You tell a woman to make you a sandwich and she tells you to fuck off so then you tell her NOT! to make you one and suddenly it's as if Subway just came all over you. Oh fuck not another sandwich, I'm sick of them.

It used to be stuck up Christians telling us how to behave I guess they have learned their lesson. Shows you that Islam is the same shit just rebranded, it's just another man run religion that puts the weemen doon.

Turkey has wanted to join the EU for years but talk like this showing how backwards they still are won't get them there. We can't have an EU state turning all Radical Islamist. "Turkey isn’t politically fit to join the European Union and shouldn’t become a member " said Angela Merkal who runs the EU ....unofficially of course, when Germany says jump. everyone jumps. Obama doesn't just spy on anyone ya know, he wouldn't waste his time with say, David Cameron as he already knows what he'll say before he says it.

Obama: "Dave are you busy?"

Cameron: "Well yeah as a matter of fact I am, I have"

Obama: "Don't care, just drop it and back us up funding some terrorists in Syria."

Cameron: "You got it and anything else .... hello, you still there Obi?"

Old Knudsen doesn't consider Turkey to be civilised, back hair on a man is sexy, I think we can all agree on that but it goes a little too far when ya can braid the stuff, and that's just the weemen. Female Turks took to Twitter to fight sexual harassment on public transport. Well they shouldn't go around laughing if you ask me.

With an angry hashtag #Don’t Occupy My Space they posted pictures of men who spread their legs all frog like to get a bit of touchy.  The campaign was started and inspired by a picture taken on the New York Subway.

I said NO laughing, even a light chuckle counts.

So Deputy Prime Minister Arınç is spot on and weemen are leading to moral corruption with their stench trench witchcraft, a lawsuit has been filed against him as weemen do not want to get targeted for laughing in public.
Last year Turkey had riots against Internet censorship, the ban on alcohol sales from 10pm to 6am, getting an abortion more difficult, public displays of affection, going ahead with building plans without telling the public, corruption in the government and police brutality so I don't think you can pin everything onto weemen but nice try.  

Turkey is going to lose it's secular appeal if the crazy Allah botherers have their way. The military has to keep the Syrian war at bay, guarding against Russian actions in the Ukraine and fighting off PKK insurgents. Turkey is also accusing Israel of targeting Turkish journalists in Gaza.... ach throw a fucking stick and yer bound to hit a journalist there.

The little battles about laughing in public and not being harassed just because you got a bus are as important as the bigger ones. A civilised nation can slip into hate and prejudice, ruled by narrow minded religious bigots faster than it can become a free, modern, secular state and everyone of those little battles do matter to the world, sometimes a trendy hashtag is all you've got.