Your God Hates You

 

In 2013 radical Islamists in Bangladesh released a list of 84 atheist bloggers who were going to be killed for being critical spreading lies about Islam. Old Knudsen was the 85th but was taken off that list after I told them that I wasn't an atheist. Old Knudsen believes in more gods than you can shake a stick at.
So they put me on the 'kill whenever you can' list which I'm happy about as long as they give me a bit of notice. I'd hate to be killed if one of me shows was on.   

Of the 84 bloggers, 10 have been killed. Either hacked to death or stabbed. People think of blogging as a sad affair that only failed writers or mentally unstable people do but it's not, look at me, weemen beg me for sex everyday ... they all want me and my book would be on the best sellers list if those publishers had any fucking taste.
In butt fuck oppressive cuntries like Bangladesh, Saudi Arabia or North Korea a blog can give the people a voice that's free and that you can add pretty pictures to so the reader's lives are enbettered.

 Isn't blogging wonderful? Oh Mohammed, yer such a bottom feeder.

In Bangladesh you have to watch out for fanatical cunts in the streets but in Saudi Arabia it's the government. They sentenced Raif Badawi to 10 years in prison and 1,000 lashes. Aye the government of Saudi Arabia is full of camel molesting cunts. So what if he insulted Islam, if Islam is ok about cutting people's heads off and stoning them in the street then Islam is full of wank. Go on insult Old Knudsen's Paganism, say Thor takes it up the shitter or that Apollo is fat .... I'm no gonna hack someone to death for that, catch a grip. Old Knudsen's imaginary friends have thicker skins than that. 

Saudi Arabia .... our ally, is about to break their own record for beheadings. In Saudi Arabia you can get beheaded for ghey sex, adultery, arson, robbery, dealing and having drugs, apostasy, drinking booze and of course witchcraft or sorcery. A powerful Warlock such as Old Knudsen would be publicly executed in a heart beat in fact he wouldn't even have time to set his beer doon to put some lube on they'd have him in shackles. Saudi Arabia is sandy shit hole of oppression, they have oil, why haven't we bombed the fuck out of them? They aren't too far from the stone age, lets send them all the way.      

 

 

Niloy Neel is the latest blogger to have been killed in Bangladesh, there were 3 others this year in February, March and May. The nutjob group that had the original list only wanted the bloggers arrested and tried for blasphemy and claim to not know who is doing the killing. Is it a case of,  "Who will rid me of this troublesome priest" and some fuckwits saw it as their duty to Allah, like you do?

In from of the Tiger Palace which is totally a holiday camp. 

North Korea only allows one blog but it gives a good idea of what the people go through there. "I went to the store today and for a small sum bought lots of nutritious food, I saw our dear leader in the street helping an old lady to cross the road, he is so wonderful and looks more taller and muscular in real life than he does in photographs. I came home where my family were playing board games and speaking their opinions without fear and we all agreed that North Korea is the best place in the world to live in and that America needs to die."  

Only an amatuer uses their real name and gives details of where they live, which reminds me I think I'll get a take away from the King Dragon tonight since it's only 2 doors doon from me house and maybe tomorrow I'll walk into town via York street and see if I can see any of those movie stars that are in Belfast at the moment like Charlie Hunnam from Pacific Rimjob or that queer vampire Robert Pattinson. Both are due a dig in the back of their heds for making shite movies.

In case anyone has forgotten, Islam, Christianity, Judaism and those dodgy far east religions that no one cares about .... all full of fucktards, go plant a fucken tree and stop being cunts to each other.  

Bill Maher Joins Fox News

 

Old Knudsen can't get over the whole Bill Maher saying that Islam is evil thing. He rolled out statistics and facts which were not correct and showed that he had a very limited understanding of Islam. He is a smart guy and a Liberal, this was not something he should have said ... and when Sean Hannity of Fox News agrees with you then you know you've gone to the dark idiotic side. It seems that maybe Maher is just a dick after all.

Is Islam evil? .... Is Christianity? .... Is Atheism?

Jeffrey Dahmer, Than Shwe, Mussolini, Pol Pot, Stalin and Kevin Bacon are/were all Atheists, does that make all Atheists evil?    

Everything can be evil. 

In Islam you have verses that say, 'Kill the infidels wherever you find them' The kafirs must either convert to Islam, pay a tax on not converting or be murdered. When the Moors invaded Spain they did this, as did the Christians when they re-invaded it. Pretty common practice for both sides.

 The real Richard the Lionheart was an antisemitic cunt who didn't speak a word of English. 

During the Third Crusade in 1191, Richard the Lionheart attempted to negotiate terms of surrender with the Saracens and held 2,700 men women and children hostage in exchange for Christian prisoners, gold and the true cross.
Saladin whose army were under siege had difficultly getting everything and so Richard had the prisoners beaten to death or hacked down and their bellies slit open in search for swallowed gems all in sight of the Saracens.
 
Killing the enemy in cold blood is not a Muslim thing.

People (like me) point to Allah marrying his niece Aisha, only 6 years old. Cuntries where early marriage are most practiced are Bangladesh, Chad, Guinea, Mali, Mozambique and Niger.

Pakistan wants to abolish age restrictions and in the rural regions of Turkey it goes on though it's against Turkish law. It happens all over the Middle East like in Yemen and of course in evil Saudi Arabia.

In 2008 The Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints only stopped their underage marriages when the law finally stepped in. Saying that you can marry a 13 year-old gurl in New Hampshire and a 12 year-old in Massachusetts. No wondered the Kennedys settled there.

Being a pedophile is almost a requirement to be a Christian, what about the thousands of children abused by the Catholic Church and the Salvation Army? David Koresh who claimed he was Jesus liked them young and crispy. 

Don't forget the verse, 'Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.' and  'I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters.'

Religious people do not seem to care for children unless they are unborn. 

There is a verse that says that all infidel slaves who are captured are obviously given to them by Allah and so raping that makes raping them halal cos yer doing it for Muhammad. 

Christians liked their slaves too, 'Slaves, accept the authority of your masters with all deference, not only those who are kind and gentle but also those who are harsh.'

It ain't rape if you belong to me, Allah says that you are property, sandwich me! 

A Muslim woman is the property of her husband, she cannot deny him sex and he can beat her if she disobeys him. Since any disobedience goes against Allah it is not domestic abuse nor is it rape.


Christians believe that women have no authority over men (as seen in many churches who don't allow female ministers) According to Paul who didn't get laid much, women should be silent, submissive and dress modestly.

 Do Muslims have morals? Not according to Islamophobes though they fail to mention that nearly 76% of violent criminals are Christian at the times of committing their crimes.

Credonia Mwerinde was the high priestess and co-founder of  the Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God, a sect that splintered from the Roman Catholic Church in Uganda. She had seen the Virgin Mary and saw this as a sign that the world would end in 2000. While 500 members were in the church singing for the end that never came the church was set on fire, the total estimate of bodies of men women and children came to around 1000. Credonia Mwerinde and her buddy Joseph Kibweteere who also saw Mary are still alive and on the run.

An Islamic Group killed 62 tourists in Luxor in 1997 in order to make Egypt a more Islamic state. 

You can find a lot of crazy shit in religious scripture, some people may believe in it while others see that maybe rape, slavery and pedophilia is wrong.

You know who believes all that extremist shit? The poorly educated that's who. Imagine yer some dumb person who shovels shit all day cos you didn't have an education or the opportunities that others had.
Someone comes along with some scriptures and says, 'Hey your culture didn't value learning and you were too busy working in the copper mine from an early age or shooting empty beer cans but these words from a magical being says yer special and look at me, I drive a BMW so it must be true.'    

Is everyone like that? 
 

Is Malala Yousafzai who was shot in the head for writing for the BBC about her life under the Tallyban like that?
She just won a Nobel peace prize and goes to school in Birmingham .... England. Would Bill Maher shake her hand and respect her Islamic beliefs?

In 2001 Bill Maher said, " We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That’s cowardly, staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it’s not cowardly."

Yer so funny Bill .... did I say funny? I mean to say yer such a fucktard.  

Anything not full on supporting what Bush was saying at that time was seen as anti-American and no doubt led to the cancellation of his ABC show and caused him to move to HBO. In those 13 years did he learn what the people would accept?
He pretty much had a free pass to say whatever from his Liberal buddies, many of those still support what he is saying even though some of those statistics were wrong, 64% of Egyptians supported death for leaving Islam not 90% as Maher said. It still shows there are plenty of dicks in Egypt. It's less than 5% in Turkey and they have as many Muslims as Egypt in case you wanted to know.

In 2010 Maher expressed his concern that Mohammed was the most popular boy's name of children born in the UK. I don't know where he got his information as Oliver was the top boy's name but if you took the various spellings of Mohammed which were all in the top 100 and added them up you'd have Mohammed at number 4 ..... but it wasn't, it was Alfie. Mohammed was at number 17.

Maher said, "Am I a racist to feel that I’m alarmed by that? Because I am. And it’s not because of the race, it’s ’cause of the religion. I don’t have to apologize, do I, for not wanting the Western world to be taken over by Islam in 300 years?"   

No, yer a moron who read the story wrong and gave out incorrect data, something you seem to do a lot. 4.6% is the percentage of Muslims in the UK, they ain't going to be taking over any time soon and where will you be in 300 years? 

Ben Affleck was right, the way that Maher talks about Muslims is the same way that whites talk about blacks or about immigrants or how Nazis talked about the Jews, the whole thing tastes racist and though Ben was on to promote his movie it was good that calling Maher's view gross and racist was his first reaction, that shows what kind of person he is rather than a sycophant. Many idiots have slammed Affleck for being just a dumb actor, it shows you that just like all the other hypocrites, Liberals will eat their own.     

Maher hates religion and there are millions of reasons to hate it. He needs to understand what power words have and not to feed hatred and bigotry.  He never mentioned that a figure from 2004 has 98% of international terrorists as being male, this goes without saying usually as people are too busy trying to pin the acts on racial or religious groups. He also didn't mention that 90% of terrorists are white.

There is a lot not getting mentioned, it's as if the full story isn't being told, probably because Maher doesn't understand it.

Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Hindu ... whatever, you'll have some who try to do it right and not force it (or their penis) doon yer throat and you have some in it for the spiritual benefits that lying to yerself has rather than being in it to oppress and dictate to others.

Yer all wrong and yer morons but I support yer right to be a wrong moron if yer not harming others.

Do not hate people for what they are, just the bad shit they do  
 


 

Is Islam Evil?

 

Liberal mouth piece Bill Maher who usually talks sense has started to attack Islam. Not just the 'oh ISIS are really bad and need to be destroyed' but in the 'Muslims all support ISIS and want to take over either by violence or by other subversive means' way ... something you'd hear a FOX watching Conservative who ain't too bright say. He was backed up by his homie neuroscientist Sam Harris.




The thing is that everything you say about Islam and Muslim extremists, you can say about Christians, as Maher said about Muslims, "they will fucking kill you" .... unlike Christians who want to live together in harmony.


Well unless yer brown skinned and terroristy looking (everyone in the Middle east) Who uses drones to kill on the most tenuous of intel then shrugs if civilians get killed? ... Christians, they will fucking kill you. 

 Can I get a witness? ... no seriously I'm in court in an hour.

While America is not a Christian nation there are many who want the world to see it as one.

Ben Affleck was on the show to promote his movie Gone Girl, he disagreed with Maher as Maher was complaining about people not thinking in Liberal terms against injustice and for equality and what about those fucking head cutting off Muslims?

Harris continued with his well rehearsed attack on Muslims, “We have been sold this meme of Islamophobia, where criticism of the religion gets conflated with bigotry towards muslims as people, It’s intellectually ridiculous.”

Affleck jumped in “Hold on — are you the person who officially understands the codified doctrine of Islam?” 

Harris claimed to be well educated in it. Affleck called their criticisms gross and racist and was akin to saying 'Oh, you shifty Jew.'

The kind of thinking that Maher and Harris are using isn't very Liberal, it uses stereotypes and broad strokes to paint a whole people due to what the evil minority do, when Israel were demolishing the West Bank Jews across the world were attacked. Are Americans dumb, war hungry money grabbing idiots? Are the British a load of drunken pussy prima donnas who pretend not to be European?      

Harris came out with some stats that said after the extremists you have another 20% of Muslims who support them, then the ones who support a peaceful take over and that 76% of British Muslims said that Danish cartoonist should have been punished for his cartoon.

I'm not sure if the reason was because it was of Allah or the fact he did it to stir up tensions. You can have freedom of speech but standing in a crowd of black people gushing about the merits of slavery will get you fucked up and is kinda dumb.

Affleck did what any good brabbler would do and asked for the sources of all the data spewed from Harris. Saying he got it from polls isn't very credible ... I read it on the Internet.

As former US President, Benjamin Franklin once said, "Do not believe what you read on the Interwebs."

On this blog I've been pointing out how people have been lying to you in the media, how they have been guiding you towards one way of thinking. Polls are one of the ways, no one is held accountable for polls and very often they depict an unrealistic version of what is happening. Old Knudsen has NEVER been asked for his opinion in any of theses polls so who are these people that get asked?

They can create the bandwagon effect, or go towards inducing the underdog effect or encouraging strategic voting during elections.

During the Scottish vote for independence David Cameron said he should sue the poll makers for all the ulcers they gave him. 

If you had believed the media then Scotland would have been interdependent, getting pulled along in the wave of the YES vote mania made the loss very emotional for some people. Like not getting what you were promised at Christmas.  Polls and statistics can be made to say anything.

Maher and Harris are saying they are looking at the facts ... whose facts? What was the Arab spring for? Why was the Muslim Brotherhood overthrown in Egypt? The majority of Muslims just want to live a normal life in peace and it really takes a lot for them to lift a rifle and go out to fight.

Indonesia, Turkey and Bangladesh are Muslim countries and they may have different cultural values than we in the west but they have a strong sense of gender equality, as much as we have which could be better, you cannot judge those nations to the likes of Pakistan, Saudi Arabia or Iran .... that is stupid and that is what Maher and Harris are doing.

To me Ben Affleck has always been a bit blah, but now he has impressed me and yes I did get a little hard, thank you for asking.   

Islam is only as evil as those who are in it, just like Christianity. Hate people for what they do, not what they are or what others do. 

Talking Turkey

 UN Women’s Goodwill Ambassador Emma Watson took to Twitter for a laugh.

So at the end of last month Turkish Deputy Prime Minister Bülent Arınç said “A woman will know what is haram and not haram. She will not laugh out loud in public. She will not be inviting in her attitudes and will protect her chasteness.”

So weemen laughing in public leads to moral corruption? I knew it!

Just like when in 2010, Iran's authority on Islam Kazem Seddiqi said, "Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes" and Iranians should "adapt their lives to Islam's moral codes" to avoid being "buried under the rubble."
  

Then tons of weemen posted pics of their cleavage which I must add made all the death and destruction from earthquakes a bit more bearable.

Now weemen are posting pics of themselves laughing in public .... typical! You tell a woman to make you a sandwich and she tells you to fuck off so then you tell her NOT! to make you one and suddenly it's as if Subway just came all over you. Oh fuck not another sandwich, I'm sick of them.

It used to be stuck up Christians telling us how to behave I guess they have learned their lesson. Shows you that Islam is the same shit just rebranded, it's just another man run religion that puts the weemen doon.

Turkey has wanted to join the EU for years but talk like this showing how backwards they still are won't get them there. We can't have an EU state turning all Radical Islamist. "Turkey isn’t politically fit to join the European Union and shouldn’t become a member " said Angela Merkal who runs the EU ....unofficially of course, when Germany says jump. everyone jumps. Obama doesn't just spy on anyone ya know, he wouldn't waste his time with say, David Cameron as he already knows what he'll say before he says it.

Obama: "Dave are you busy?"

Cameron: "Well yeah as a matter of fact I am, I have"

Obama: "Don't care, just drop it and back us up funding some terrorists in Syria."

Cameron: "You got it and anything else .... hello, you still there Obi?"

Old Knudsen doesn't consider Turkey to be civilised, back hair on a man is sexy, I think we can all agree on that but it goes a little too far when ya can braid the stuff, and that's just the weemen. Female Turks took to Twitter to fight sexual harassment on public transport. Well they shouldn't go around laughing if you ask me.

With an angry hashtag #Don’t Occupy My Space they posted pictures of men who spread their legs all frog like to get a bit of touchy.  The campaign was started and inspired by a picture taken on the New York Subway.

I said NO laughing, even a light chuckle counts.

So Deputy Prime Minister Arınç is spot on and weemen are leading to moral corruption with their stench trench witchcraft, a lawsuit has been filed against him as weemen do not want to get targeted for laughing in public.
Last year Turkey had riots against Internet censorship, the ban on alcohol sales from 10pm to 6am, getting an abortion more difficult, public displays of affection, going ahead with building plans without telling the public, corruption in the government and police brutality so I don't think you can pin everything onto weemen but nice try.  

Turkey is going to lose it's secular appeal if the crazy Allah botherers have their way. The military has to keep the Syrian war at bay, guarding against Russian actions in the Ukraine and fighting off PKK insurgents. Turkey is also accusing Israel of targeting Turkish journalists in Gaza.... ach throw a fucking stick and yer bound to hit a journalist there.

The little battles about laughing in public and not being harassed just because you got a bus are as important as the bigger ones. A civilised nation can slip into hate and prejudice, ruled by narrow minded religious bigots faster than it can become a free, modern, secular state and everyone of those little battles do matter to the world, sometimes a trendy hashtag is all you've got. 
 

   

A Whiter Shade Of Shite

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Fucking Nigerian spam e-mails.

 A hashtag will save the gurls .... not!

Boko Harem is an Islamist terrorist group intent on making a pure Islam state ruled by Sharia law, that is their purpose.
How big the state will be who knows? but I doubt it will stop at Nigeria. Their funky name which is easy to remember, makes them a hoosehold name and an enemy that needs to be put doon.  This year alone the death toll from Boko Harem has reached over 500, you'd think that would have shocked people but no, the kidnapping of over 200 school girls is what has shocked the world.

The US has already sent in a team of experts which means a couple of negotiators and several military advisers (special ops) no troops to go in after them as that would be suicide.  

The British have said they will also send in a small group of experts. Aye that's all the Nigerian government wants, people coming in with their opinions but hey, it looks as if we care.

42 dead from yet another village attack.

We as nations only care because it might be us next, but we have to be careful that we are not seen as being in a war. After many seemingly successful battles in Mali you'll notice that the French are still there and still being killed as Islamists now own northern Mali. 

We as people don't care because we are used to seeing dead Africans and there are millions more where they come from. It's the stories of child soldiers and kidnapped school girls that will tug at out heart strings as they are trendy causes. 

Boko Harem say they are selling the gurls as wives or as slaves which is more or less the same thing there. Many from the group itself have bought some of the gurls. They were taken and by now they are pretty much fucked in all sense of the word, reports are that some have already been sent to neighbouring Chad and Cameroon. Marriage from the age of 9 onwards is totally acceptable from this religious terrorist group.

Like most terrorist organizations they think they can do as they please and at the minute they can. They bomb churches and schools trying to destroy anything remotely Christian and Western, they also bomb prisons so that the inmates can escape. 

Founded in 2002 the group are anti-western education, they believe the world is not round, evolution is a lie and that rain does not come from evaporated water. They also believe that weemen should be getting married and making children instead of getting educated. 

  Child soldiers never tidy their rooms.

Islamist radicals are as much of a threat to freedom and equality as right wing Christians in political power and need to be destroyed. You just decide for yerself what Old Knudsen means by destroyed but remember he's had a crappy week so it may not be very nice. 

It is just different levels of cuntish-ness that separates the terrorist who bombs to oppress from the Christian politician who makes laws to oppress.   

Old Knudsen has lived for years with people from paramilitary organizations pushing citizens around to some degree and is thoroughly sick of it. When you show weakness or don't go in for the kill they walk in, kill yer people and steal yer children.

Boko Harem and all the other Islamists fight to win and will do anything to achieve a victory, we must do the same. There will be losses and innocents will be killed but we have to win. We must become like them but not fall completely into the abyss. If we think we are better than them because we won't shoot to kill them we lose. 

We must also remind ourselves not to become fanatical like the enemy, truth and justice must always be with us. Just because someone is a Muslim doesn't make them a terrorist, you can be ruthless and cruel to the enemy but there is no reason to be stupid. If you treat all Muslims as your enemy then what you are doing is making more enemies that can reach out and hurt you on yer home soil. 

To quote a warrior and a bit of a dickhead: "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."  ~ General George S. Patton.      

Never before has Old Knudsen's list of people who must die been so big. Maybe we should put all the pedos into a bomb and drop that on the African state of Borno which was taken by Boko Harem in 2013. 

We need to go to war for freedom, not for oil or gas. Looking at trade and what a cuntry has to offer being sending in the troops means that the enemy will always have a place to call home.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Does The U.N.

No nose? how does it smell?

Ka-Chow! its the way he tells them.

"Yes Vlad Putin in there."

Vladimir Putin and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad get a little carried away as they talk about what they would do to the west given the chance.

Mahmoud has dreams about going to New York.


Oh no its the crack Iranian army, these guys are so tough they don't mind the camp wigs and the flags in their rifles that say "bang."

Mahmoud the little tease goes for a public display of affection much to his young friend's embarrassment.

Here are some things Mahmoud has said about Isreal to make us love him so.

“Anybody who recognizes Israel will burn in the fire of the Islamic nation’s fury.”

“As the Imam said, Israel must be wiped off the map.”

“The Zionist regime is a dried up and rotten tree which will be annihilated with one storm.”

“The personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew.”

Woops my mistake, Hitler said the last one.