Nanny Fingers Brady's Ring

So the story is that Ben and Jennifer were in the Bahamas with the kids and the nanny and Ben said, 'hey hot nanny lets fly back on the private plane to LA, it's ok I'm yer boss, Jen will love looking after the kids' but sneaky Ben then remembered this poker tournament for charity in Vegas so they picked up Superbowl star Tom Brady ..... like you do and went to Vegas.

 The hot nanny with Brady's Superbowel rings.

The fact is that Ben can do whatever the fuck he wants because he's Batman! Blah blah blah, wife, children, responsibility .... BATMAN!

The question everyone needs answered is why the fuck does Tom Brady walk around with all his Superbowl rings? .... what a tool, Ben needs a better side kick.

   

Dude Looks Like A Douche Bag

I'm sooo fucking high a seat belt couldn't hold me down.

When the UK gets sun everyone goes crazy, at 72 Fahrenheit or 22 Celsius the old people start to drop dead and people in cars forget how to drive safely. 'Look the sun is out, right of way? Must be me cos it's sunnae.' 

The cost of driving a convertible has been made affordable with the likes of Hyundai and Toyota all bringing them out for those who don't want to buy a BMW or Audi but still want to appear smug and well off. 

As soon as spring hits, the blokes put on their shorts and flip flops and get the old rag top doon and tool around even though it's still fucking cold and rainy. It's usually middle aged blokes and their trophy wife out in the convertible, like the bloke I saw with his top doon, the sun shining and yet his sunglasses were sitting on his head. 

It used to be just paramilitaries who wore sunglasses as people would look at you strangely ... big Hollywood star wearing sunglasses while walking doon Ann street indeed, wind yer neck in. Still too many drivers don't wear sunglasses and surprise early morning sun can be blinding here.  

Reminded me of this dude. 

I bet Mr mid-life crisis also has a landrover or 4x4 truck in his 2 car garage for when we get a slight frost or hint of snow .... oh look at me I'm prepared for anything and you are not. Old Knudsen is not a begrudger, he just wishes bad things to happen to others who do well .... it's so not the same.  

Ben Affleck knows about begrudgers, when he read online that he was going to be Batman the first comment was NNNOOO!!!!! 

Actors do have flops and just bad movies like Ben's Gigli and Jersey Girl but it seems as if the public have a real need to bash Affleck. Is it because he stands up to the likes of Bill Maher when he makes stupid stereotype like comments? The 'yes men' Liberals who fawn over people like Maher did not like Ben having a differing opinion. 

He's not a great actor but he can do the job as good as Harrison Ford, Daniel Craig and many others who don't get picked on for every thing they do. 

Argo was said to have been one of the best 11 movies of  2012, Affleck stared and directed it and it must have really been difficult for people to praise him for it .... he didn't get nominated for his acting or directing. Roger Ebert chose it as his best pick for movie of that year. 

After watching the new TV show of Dare Devil you soon appreciate just how not so sucky Ben Affleck actually was. 

On a PBS show about family history it was discovered via the Sony e-mail hack that Affleck asked the show not to reveal that one of his ancestors owned slaves. Others like Anderson Cooper had slave owners in his family tree in fact one of Cooper's ancestors was beaten to death by one of his slaves ... this made him lol. 

   The grand kids were not very impressed when they asked what I did during the woar. 

For a guy who broke up with a lass with a fine huge booty because of media pressure, he may have issues about putting all of his life out there in public. Rather than protecting the Affleck brand he was probably embarrassed about it. It's no big deal though he felt as if he had to come out and apologize because American history needs to be out there, the good and the bad.  

In the US they tend to ignore racism and over react if a white person even looks at a black person the wrong way which is why the media jumped over Benedict Cumberbatch when he said "coloured" when he was really standing up for ethnic actors and meant non-white people rather than black but they still went after him.    

Unless the US police start shooting a lot more unarmed white people to balance out the blacks then there will be a point where the US can't keep looking the other way and will have to discuss the African elephant in the room.  

Why am I mentioning actors? Well it's less depressing than a lot of the news.  

Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner who play Captain Frisbee and the Angry archer in the latest Avengers movie were asked about Black widow and how her character flirts with both of them in the movies and will she get together with either one or maybe even both .... that three way idea made them chuckle and Renner called her a slut and Evans called her a complete whore, it was all in good humour. 

They have since issued apologies: 

Evans wrote the best one.

 “Yesterday we were asked about the rumors that Black Widow wanted to be in a relationship with both Hawkeye and Captain America,” Evans said in a statement provided to EW. “We answered in a very juvenile and offensive way that rightfully angered some fans. I regret it and sincerely apologize.”

Then Renner was a little passive aggressive.

“I am sorry that this tasteless joke about a fictional character offended anyone,” Renner also said in a statement provided to EW. “It was not meant to be serious in any way. Just poking fun during an exhausting and tedious press tour.”

Being a fictional character may allow you leeway to poke fun at however many do link Scarlett Johansson with Black widow and hey should it not be Widow of color?  

When you play heroes on screen and are promoting the movie aimed at kids and adult virgins etc you shouldn't use the terms slut or whore ... just saying like. Should anyone really be using them to describe a flirtatious woman anyway? 

Those who have been oppressed usually have trigger words connected to them and since it's still a man's world you'd better make sure that yer joking comments are made at the right venues even though we know they weren't being serious, it just wasn't funny.   

 

Robert Downey jr walked off during an interview with Krishnan Guru-Murthy, you may remember him as the guy who asked Quintin Tarantino if there was a link between film violence and real-life atrocities in America just after Sandy Hook when he was there promoting Django Unchained. Not being able to talk about his film an outraged Tarantino walked out. Outraged at the question more than the shooting.

Now Guru-Murthy is at it again, maybe he thinks that the celeb should get a little and then the interviewer should get some. Downey was there to promote the Avengers movie, a fluff film about muscle men who swing big hammers about and turn green.  Guru-Murthy thought this would be the perfect time to talk about Downey's drug abuse and relationship with his father. 

Maybe he should have asked about that jacket instead ... I mean WTF?  Guru-Murthy needs to wait until he gets his own fluffy day time chat show before messing about with promotional tours. 

Saying that I think the actors all need to go and have a wee power nap.   

     

Is Islam Evil?

 

Liberal mouth piece Bill Maher who usually talks sense has started to attack Islam. Not just the 'oh ISIS are really bad and need to be destroyed' but in the 'Muslims all support ISIS and want to take over either by violence or by other subversive means' way ... something you'd hear a FOX watching Conservative who ain't too bright say. He was backed up by his homie neuroscientist Sam Harris.




The thing is that everything you say about Islam and Muslim extremists, you can say about Christians, as Maher said about Muslims, "they will fucking kill you" .... unlike Christians who want to live together in harmony.


Well unless yer brown skinned and terroristy looking (everyone in the Middle east) Who uses drones to kill on the most tenuous of intel then shrugs if civilians get killed? ... Christians, they will fucking kill you. 

 Can I get a witness? ... no seriously I'm in court in an hour.

While America is not a Christian nation there are many who want the world to see it as one.

Ben Affleck was on the show to promote his movie Gone Girl, he disagreed with Maher as Maher was complaining about people not thinking in Liberal terms against injustice and for equality and what about those fucking head cutting off Muslims?

Harris continued with his well rehearsed attack on Muslims, “We have been sold this meme of Islamophobia, where criticism of the religion gets conflated with bigotry towards muslims as people, It’s intellectually ridiculous.”

Affleck jumped in “Hold on — are you the person who officially understands the codified doctrine of Islam?” 

Harris claimed to be well educated in it. Affleck called their criticisms gross and racist and was akin to saying 'Oh, you shifty Jew.'

The kind of thinking that Maher and Harris are using isn't very Liberal, it uses stereotypes and broad strokes to paint a whole people due to what the evil minority do, when Israel were demolishing the West Bank Jews across the world were attacked. Are Americans dumb, war hungry money grabbing idiots? Are the British a load of drunken pussy prima donnas who pretend not to be European?      

Harris came out with some stats that said after the extremists you have another 20% of Muslims who support them, then the ones who support a peaceful take over and that 76% of British Muslims said that Danish cartoonist should have been punished for his cartoon.

I'm not sure if the reason was because it was of Allah or the fact he did it to stir up tensions. You can have freedom of speech but standing in a crowd of black people gushing about the merits of slavery will get you fucked up and is kinda dumb.

Affleck did what any good brabbler would do and asked for the sources of all the data spewed from Harris. Saying he got it from polls isn't very credible ... I read it on the Internet.

As former US President, Benjamin Franklin once said, "Do not believe what you read on the Interwebs."

On this blog I've been pointing out how people have been lying to you in the media, how they have been guiding you towards one way of thinking. Polls are one of the ways, no one is held accountable for polls and very often they depict an unrealistic version of what is happening. Old Knudsen has NEVER been asked for his opinion in any of theses polls so who are these people that get asked?

They can create the bandwagon effect, or go towards inducing the underdog effect or encouraging strategic voting during elections.

During the Scottish vote for independence David Cameron said he should sue the poll makers for all the ulcers they gave him. 

If you had believed the media then Scotland would have been interdependent, getting pulled along in the wave of the YES vote mania made the loss very emotional for some people. Like not getting what you were promised at Christmas.  Polls and statistics can be made to say anything.

Maher and Harris are saying they are looking at the facts ... whose facts? What was the Arab spring for? Why was the Muslim Brotherhood overthrown in Egypt? The majority of Muslims just want to live a normal life in peace and it really takes a lot for them to lift a rifle and go out to fight.

Indonesia, Turkey and Bangladesh are Muslim countries and they may have different cultural values than we in the west but they have a strong sense of gender equality, as much as we have which could be better, you cannot judge those nations to the likes of Pakistan, Saudi Arabia or Iran .... that is stupid and that is what Maher and Harris are doing.

To me Ben Affleck has always been a bit blah, but now he has impressed me and yes I did get a little hard, thank you for asking.   

Islam is only as evil as those who are in it, just like Christianity. Hate people for what they do, not what they are or what others do. 

Media Slant And Grundle Licking

Standard offensive yet topical picture.

Is Old Knudsen pissed off? ..... why yes he is. I'm a big boy, no I'm not talking about me cock size again. I can take bad news.

 Am I the only one freaked out by Miley's alien tongue?

I don't need you to sugar coat things or just to leave out the bad things. I think that doing that you are treating people like idiots.

 A stock photo of some idiots.

So ya got the media in the US over reporting on every single shooting to make a point. 

Especially when the one shot is a coloured chappy. So many other murders and shootings that don't get to be a household name. 

In the US race is that issue you have to nod and agree with or yer a racist, oh and if you talk about it and say something like.  "Well maybe if the 'person of colour' wasn't high, going 90 in a stolen car then pulling out a gun the police wouldn't of had to have shot him." .... you may get accused of being a racist, "but it was a black cop who shot him" .... you fucking racist I ain't got time for this.

I have nothing against Ben Affleck , he just tends to do movies I don't want to see. Dogma is more or less the only movie Old Knudsen likes him in though Matt Damon is better. 

The back lash against Ben playing the next Batman goes to show you what a load of sad fuckers there are out there. We get this every Bond and every Dr Who for fucks sake!

Christian Bale and the Batman movies he was in were not as lame as most DC has been up to date, I mean nipples on the Bat suit?

It's easy for Bale to play the angry asshole type, it comes naturally to him. Ben doesn't have to do it that way since he'll be with Superman, he'll do a fine enough job frowning and brooding so lay off him. 

Big news stories huh? Things that make you forget yer lack of healthcare or the cuts that are always around the corner. 

FUCKING IMMIGRANTS FUCKING FOOD STAMPS  FUCKING GUNS FUCKING MONSANTO FUCKING TERRORISTS FUCKING FLEGS.

You have to go to places online like the Washington post and the New York Times if you want to hear about the Muslim Brotherhood targeting Coptic Christians. 

If you see a red X on a shop it's Muslim, if you see a black X it's Christian so feel free to attack it. About 40 or more churches have been looted, damaged or burned down thanks to these cunts. I know that Christians are ALL pedophiles but some of those churches were old.

Is this big news? The fact that many of the rebels in Syria are Islamists now, is this big news? Who is helping the rebels? ... is that news? Yeah cos Vietnam and Afghanistan worked out sooo well. 

Russia decided to not like gheys a little more. Distracted from Putin and his ghey biker club? ... good. He has a poofy 3 wheeler ... lol! 

I can understand how you would put the stories out and bury them so that it doesn't stir up racial or sectarian tension, but to be a sneaky cunt about it is another thing.  We only get half of the story especially when it's from governments.

Maybe they shouldn't make churches so flammable.   

During the fleg riots in Northern Ireland, many of the things that happened weren't reported. I don't mean pretend stories of Loyalists watching the police beat old people up, I'm talking about Loyalists burning out buses and blocking roads.

Who decides where are news is gonna take us? There seems to be familiar patterns to it, distract by lying big to get people worked up and do the real work somewhere else.   

Who approved these hospital closures .... well it was done when you were talking about ghey marriage and abortion, it's all legal.... ya didn't even noticed the rise in petrol.

Where is the outrage? I don't want outrage over the alleged taking our guns or how everyone on food stamps are eating better than me with two jobs and how the immigrants get everything handed to them .... quit the made up shit and go check out the facts .... not on Facebook. 

While others think that some heritage or culture that they don't have is worth destroying a country and a peace for why do they not protest each cut their own leaders make to programs every week? Why are they not celebrating each cruise ship that brings tourists to our shore? 

The media is doing us no favours by letting the morons come to their own conclusions. Here we go. The Muslim Brotherhood are a hate group infecting the world .... not all Muslims support them, got it? 

Just like the IRA are cock sucking scumbags, not all Catholics support them. 

So many groups with so many idiot names to mention. Sometimes you just have to stop and think, 'putting this bomb on this busy street, is that really the right thing to do?' ... the answer is no, no matter how great you think yer cause it. 

 

  Where is the outrage?

The Beatles had a couple of catchy tunes, they weren't no One Direction or Justin Bieber but they were ok. 

If that dentist fucker with Lennon's tooth clones him Old Knudsen will have to go shoot him meself. Imagine all the people .... don't fucking tell me what to do you unwashed hippy!

Yes I do understand that a cloned John Lennon might not be anything like the original. Old Knudsen made a ton of clones of himself in the early 90's and most of them didn't want have threesomes .... fucking ghey if you ask me.