Dystopian Futures Begin So Insidiously That You Don't Even Notice

The more elitist and arrogant politicians are the more they will lie to and manipulate the people in order to get total control. After years of being at the top of the food chain they lose the whole 'working for the people' idea and replace that with 'national interest' making what they work for a nationalistic idea rather than a collection of people each with their own stories and set of problems.

If you don't work or are disabled you are judged as being lazy.  One size fits all solutions that make qualifying for benefits harder and stressful are used to nudge these lazy blighters back to work as it's for their own good and the good of the national interest.

They hire agencies to assess you and points systems to deny you anything you qualify to get. The hope is that you give up trying to apply or die before you are successful, either way it saves money.

There is always an angle. Follow the money.  Money, power and sex, the biggest motivators that most historical events can be tied to.

But we NEVER get the full story of what is really happening or the full agenda.

Isn't it odd that a politician who votes to remain in the EU becomes Prime Minister when Brexit vote wins ????? The opposition leader timidly supports to remain too but we know he didn't really mean it.

Something doesn't smell right.

In 2010 at the time of recession HSBC gave a massive loan to IPLG a financial services investment fund, they then in turn funneled  $5 million to the Tories via Swiss bank accounts to help with their election. Shit that people just forget to declare.

This story isn't a massive scandal much like how when the DUP in Northern Ireland were caught using a scheme to pay out thousands to those that signed up for it and operating at a loss. It cost the tax payer £490 million .... no one was held accountable and while the government of Northern Ireland is kinda non-existent right now no one really lost their jobs, they are still getting paid to argue.

Corbyn's Beach bod ready for June

The opposition party (Labour) is pretty half arsed at going after Tory scandals, most outrage comes from the Scottish SNP.

You know what else isn't a big news story too? Russian influence in the Brexit vote. You could claim it was mere circumstantial evidence that splitting from the EU is in Putin's favor much like how a candidate like Trump is also a boon but where is the proof?

How can you show the thousands of bots that originated from Russia and the various fake sites that drown out the real news to people? Who believes the experts anyways .... obviously butt hurt libtard sore losers.
The melt down of the government registering to vote site for the Brexit referendum, yeah lets explain that away as being a glitch that just happened to look like an attack.   No one would dare use computery against the British!

The Wikileaks hacks and releases that was beyond their capabilities ... dismiss that too cos na na na I refuse to believe it. Oh they did it again against the left wing candidate in the French election na na na still not listening.  

This conspiracy is looking more like a plan now.  Set up right wing leaders and who is going to complain about Ukraine or Chechen authorities arresting hundreds of gays? .... Not news worthy much is it? 

 Do you like being lied to and played?

Ukip the right wing group led by Trump buddy Nigel Farage that fractured the British vote has had its day. It is no longer of use and has simply faded into the ranks of the Tories again. The Tories got those votes back by being more Nazi like, a return to their hateful ways of the 80's when you could shoot protesters and torture prisoners. 

It's sad when the only people that stand up to Nazis these days are chicks in Birmingham and girl scouts. 
Liberal women are more intuitive than most men and can sense a rising tide of bigotry. Women will be one of the groups told to behave and get into line, this is a fight for the future and they can feel it.  

The more we tolerate now and the more we let slide and don't question the more we'll be fucked later on. Those people that vote Trump, Brexit or Tory Conservative are like the people that do nothing as the bully beats up someone smaller and weaker. Better go along with it in case they turn on me ... appeasing, they'll get to you eventually.

Joss Whedon  writing those strong female characters has figured out that Captain America is more likely to be female because most guys are driven by the wrong emotions. 

Obviously not every woman is a paragon of justice, there are plenty of female assholes on the wrong side of history. Who commits the most rapes and murders, men or women? ... that right there proves my point.

The Tories in the UK have a silent choke hold on the media. Their friends own newspapers that whip the lowbrow public into a frenzy. When Kate Middleton got her saggy unimpressive baps out the palace strongly suggested that those pics would not appear in the media in the UK and they didn't. Europe and the US had them but we didn't.

And that's just the allegedly non-political palace. The Tories don't need to shout 'fake news' fucken Yank amateurs huh. Massive austerity protest outside the BBC building ... not mentioned in the news.

You say pedo the BBC says national treasure

The NHS has been at breaking point for years. Poor funding means fewer services. Emergency departments are closing and those left open are struggling with the huge volume of patients. You'd better not have a psychotic break down because there ain't any beds for that so suck it up.

The Secretary of State for Health Jeremy Hunt says that emergency room visits need to get down to 4 hours yet totally denies that some nurses need to go to food banks if they want to eat. The Tories just refuse to accept reality and will tell you their reality. Everything is fine, if not then lets blame some foreigners.  

Why isn't this big news? The hospital horror stories come out and the Tories defend the low wages and long hours and it goes away. We are being conditioned to accept this as the norm ... nothing we can do about huh.

Don't worry I'm sure there will be some stubborn nasty woman who refuses to let an overwhelming well funded force bully everyone, she will persist and inspire others to join the struggle.

The British government is sneaky and does everything that Trump does but in a quiet understated way. No Muslim ban we'll just take a minuscule amount of refugees and you'll be fucken grateful.

We'll keep plugging away with Christian values because we do have a state sanctioned religion taught in schools, a national day of prayer would be done in a church away from cameras ... oh those Americans and their photo ops.

  Not the best the female gender has to offer.

Theresa May is terrible at photo ops. She is also bad at debates which is why the Tories have decided to just not have them. If there was a chance of Labour winning the June election it would be because May repeating the phrase 'Strong and stable' would show the public that they don't have a clue and if there is a plan it won't be good for you.   

Strong and stable, strong and stable, pieces of eight, Polly wants a cracker ... malfunction malfunction!

While liberals in the US are still waiting for those check and balances to kick in we in the UK don't even have that naive hope, we are fucked. The people are too divided to make a difference or too biased and institutionalized. The lack of hopeful leaders and voices of dissent will ensure the status quo is maintained.

The Belfast Fleggergraph

Poor Pastor James McConnell, he is being persecuted .... just like Jesus for his beliefs. He says he's old, ill and may die at any moment then you'll be sorry but he refuses to be silenced and will go to prison if that's what it takes.

His only crime was hate speech, that's all."Islam is heathen, Islam is satanic, Islam is a doctrine spawned in hell."    

Peter Robinson of the DUP stood by the Pastor when he said his remarks had been misinterpreted, and met Muslim leaders in Belfast to apologise. He probably meant that Islam sucks the sweat from Satan's balls and that the Devil and Allah are the same .... see? Storm in a tea cup.  

Pastor McConnell doesn't think that he needs to apologise. " I have nothing against Muslims, I have never hated Muslims, I have never hated anyone. But I am against what Muslims believe. They have the right to say what they believe in and I have a right to say what I believe."

I don't think it's enough to imprison him on and I doubt he'll go to prison but he needs to shut his fat bigoted mouth and pretend to be more fucking Christian.


The Belfast Telegraph newspaper is standing up for the Pastor, just as they did for Ashers cake shop that refused to make a cake supporting ghey marriage because it was against their Christian beliefs yet had no trouble making Pagan Halloween cakes.

They support them in a fair unbiased way of course .... like putting them on the front page every other day.  

The poor man is the victim. 

Why wasn't Ian Paisley charged with hate speech for calling the Pope the Anti-Christ when he was merely an elitist pedo enabler and supporter, a bit like Paisley himself    which is why the abuse at Kincora gets swept under the rug so often. Paisley also had a hate campaign against gheys and he was never charged with hate speech.

There is a double standard and that needs to be addressed, all the hate speakers need to charged and executed because the one thing that Northern Ireland has too much of is hate speech with no accountability. The law and the police in Northern Ireland needs to man the fuck up.  

The Belfast Telegraph seems to be protesting too much, they know what sells papers and don't want readers to connect them to their Dublin based owners. Is the Belfast Telegraph even a real paper? It gets on more like a blog with opinion on the front page rather than unbiased news. It really needs to stop giving page space to god botherers. 

The paper suggests we use satire and ridicule against racism and hate and use our free speech rather than telling people what they can't say and then doesn't put a comment box under most of it's stories .... it says this is to prevent the crazies from ranting. Remember yon letter it printed about someone rants on about the actual date of the birth of Jesus? ... aye talk about crazy. 

Are the crazy people not allowed an opinion? I smell double standards and they were a bit snooty when I mentioned the lack of comment boxes. 

Then you have Nelson McCauseland writing an opinion column, too much bigoted slanted crazy because we don't have that much news going on here. Making the news by stirring up tensions, that is where it's at and that is what they are doing.   

The Mind Of Hamas

Khaled Meshaal a former teacher and now leader of Hamas spoke from his luxury hotel in Qatar 1078 miles away from Israel about the war he is directing .

"The Palestinian resistance has the right to self-defense and the right to deal with the invading Israeli forces who are inside our Gaza territories with necessary means."

Israel also use the self-defense argument, you know what I don't see the Israelis doing? strapping bombs onto children or anyone else. Maybe I'll old fashioned but anyone who uses suicide bombers are automatically bad guys.

Meshaal sat there and spoke through an interpreter about how the US and Israel lie about Hamas using the people as sacrifices to gain public support.  Um this is a widely known tactic of these radical Islamists and the main reason the Arab nations told the Palestinians to stay in Gaza after the 6 day war. This is not open for denial. 
 

 Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?

Sometimes I feel like Cassandra who was cursed that when she told the future no one would believe her. I'm no telling the future, I'm telling of how things are. What does it say about a people who strap bombs onto kids to go kill themselves and as many Jews as possible? When they aren't doing that they are dressing them up as terrorists to celebrate terrorism.

   
Is this not child abuse? the pictures are of suicide bombers who are now Palestinian heroes. This is child grooming, teaching them to become the next generation of killers and haters. This happens in Northern Ireland with children thinking that Loyalist band members are what they should strive to be like or that terrorist hunger strikers were great people. It's easy to die for a cause, it takes more courage to live for it.

Meshaal didn't seem interested in saving the lives of his people, he didn't want to give up anything, it was Israel that had to give in order to have peace, he even ignored the bit about Israel having the right to be a state. When asked if Hamas could win he said in a rather excited way:

"To kill their soldiers while they kill our civilians is also a victory for the Palestinian cause and Hamas."


That right there tells you everything. They say they don't sacrifice the people to gain support against Israel but it's great for them that it's happening ..... all going to plan. They know how Israel will react if rockets are fired at them and that is why they do it.

Remember, they still don't use the Palestine people as human shields. That would be a cuntish thing to do.

In August 2001 Hamas terrorist Ahlam Tamimi led a suicide bomber to the Sbarro pizza shop in Jerusalem . 15 people were killed in the suicide blast. 7 of them were children.

 
UNRWA, the United Nations Relief and Works Agency found Hamas rockets and bombs stored in one of their schools. To repeat that, in one of their Schools. 

Not much outrage directed at Hamas .... why is this? 

They expressed outrage then handed the weapons over to Hamas. The Al Shifa Hospital was used by Hamas as a headquarters, reporters in Palestine have to be careful of what they report for fear of Hamas reprisals, 7 reporters have been killed during this recent offensive.
Aishi Zidan a reporter from the Helsinki Dispatch did a report about how she spent the night at that hospital and said how rockets were being launched at 2 am from the parking lot.

Italian journalist Gabriele Barbati verified accounts that Hamas rockets being fired from a playground mis-fired and killed 10 people (or 30 if you listen to Hamas) the IDF were quickly blamed for firing rockets at the school. How many other attacks have they been blamed for?

No doubt that the IDF have killed innocent civilians but the 1,400 dead really rests on the shoulders of Hamas. Why are the IDF fighting near UN schools full of refugees? instead ask the question 'why are Hamas always hanging around those places?'

If they can think nothing about blowing up women and children as suicide bombers, store weapons in UN schools and fire rockets at Israel from hospital grounds then why does everyone have such a hard time thinking that they wouldn't use civilians as human shields? 

Mosab Hassan Yousef  is the son of Hamas founder and leader Sheikh Hassan Yousef. He left Palestine and converted to Christianity and has written a book Son of Hamas about his time growing up there. 
He says that Hamas don't care about dead Palestinians, Americans or Jews, they don't even care about their own lives. All they care about is building an Islamic state on the rubble of all the nations who aren't Islamic. 
 

He says how they teach them this ideology from as young as the age of  five. These children grow up believing in this, they have parents, cousins, uncles, aunts all who believe in this but all the media shows are dead people with no fanatical ideology, just dead people. 

The West can't think like these people, they can to a point but they value their own lives too much. Even the IRA didn't do suicide bombers. It's like a hive mind in which the cause will always be greater than the individual. You have that drummed into you and don't forget the 72 virgin somethings and the fame you'll get after you die. 

The closest other thing that we've encountered are the Japanese Kamikaze of WWII. They were told that their nobility of spirit would keep the homeland from ruin even in defeat. The Japanese were big into the hive mind and the unimportance of the individual. They were so fanatical in their cause to win that it took not one but two nukes to force their surrender. The way they treated POW's showed their belief that everyone else was inferior so what did it matter?        

That is what we are dealing with when it comes to radical fundamentalists and that includes their followers, the ones that don't do the fighting but help and hide the fighters.... and even vote them into power.
 

There is a war going on that nobody unfriends people on Facebook over. The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights has said that the death toll in the Syrian civil war is somewhere around 115,000.  

At least 9,092 children have been killed while 5,873 women were also killed. There are outbreaks of polio, typhoid, hepatitis, and the flesh-eating parasite, leishmaniasis. Schools and hospitals are even less safe than in Gaza.

The Battle of Aleppo has been going on since 2010, the government helicopters indiscriminately dropped barrel bombs killing thousands, this has been quietly condemned. Did you hear it?  Right now the Syrian government along with a well known terrorist group similar to Hamas called Hezbollah are trying to surround and block off Aleppo.

Where is all the news about this?  115,000 dead in Syria while in Gaza 1,400 dead gets all the outrage. 
 
The war in Syria has produced 2.14 refugees who fled to Jordan, Iraq Turkey, Egypt, Lebanon, North Africa. 50% are children.  
 

 All the reporters are in Gaza.

So why has there been no public outrage about how Boko Haram have killed at least 2,000 people in Africa this year alone or about the 200 killed in the past few weeks in Libya, or the usual daily death toll from Iraq, 357 dead from the fighting that happened on the 2nd August .... just the usual huh? or the Syrian war with 115,000 dead? Silence and small blurbs on news sites.    

Are all the reporters in Gaza hoping to snap a cute dead child to stir up anti-Israeli sentiment? There has been a rise in Neo-Nazism across the world with right wing parties (or protest voting) like UKIP doing well in elections, this sort of thing happens during every recession, people become cunts, but I can't help feeling that it's more than the usual outrage and self-entitlement.

When do Jews, their businesses and places of worship get openly attacked? This isn't 1930's Germany but sometimes it looks like it.  

I've listed some of the many things you should be outraged about but still it's Gaza that does it for you and you don't even know the mindset of these people dying for yer viewing enjoyment. 

You are stuck in the Matrix being manipulated by the media, your opinions aren't even your own.
 

Suicide Bomber Bigotry

Police in Oxford ..... England have apologised to a man who was stopped by armed police as he jogged doon the Southfield Road, East Oxford.

The man 23 year-old man Abu Shalulu was wearing an exercise vest with weights inside for added resistence when he was mistaken for a Hamas suicide bomber.

"This is racism init?" said Mr Shalulu "I was wearing my vest, like the one Prince Harry wears when he workouts and the Zionist pig squad assumed I was a terrorist because I'm not white and blonde ."  

"The mask is so I don't breath in the car pollution and the head band is to keep the sweat out of my eyes, I don't know what it says, probably something like 'just do it'  I'm very surprised they didn't just shoot me dead and drag my body through the streets."

Mr Shalulu a religious studies student had just returned from a 3 week holiday in Lebanon is considering making a complaint to the police Ombudsman for racial profiling.

The Thames Valley Police have assured him they will be more considerate now they know the circumstances and will inform other officers not to stop him on his run past the army barracks,  synagogue and out to a rural landing strip where he is taking flying lessons.  

The man in the street says. 

Terry, an average person says, "The slaughter in Gaza is so terrible that I made a montage of dead children pics posted on Facebook as my screen saver, don't ask me about this story I only watch the news for Gaza, in between my soaps."   

When asked about Hamas he wasn't sure what it was.  

Media Slant And Grundle Licking

Standard offensive yet topical picture.

Is Old Knudsen pissed off? ..... why yes he is. I'm a big boy, no I'm not talking about me cock size again. I can take bad news.

 Am I the only one freaked out by Miley's alien tongue?

I don't need you to sugar coat things or just to leave out the bad things. I think that doing that you are treating people like idiots.

 A stock photo of some idiots.

So ya got the media in the US over reporting on every single shooting to make a point. 

Especially when the one shot is a coloured chappy. So many other murders and shootings that don't get to be a household name. 

In the US race is that issue you have to nod and agree with or yer a racist, oh and if you talk about it and say something like.  "Well maybe if the 'person of colour' wasn't high, going 90 in a stolen car then pulling out a gun the police wouldn't of had to have shot him." .... you may get accused of being a racist, "but it was a black cop who shot him" .... you fucking racist I ain't got time for this.

I have nothing against Ben Affleck , he just tends to do movies I don't want to see. Dogma is more or less the only movie Old Knudsen likes him in though Matt Damon is better. 

The back lash against Ben playing the next Batman goes to show you what a load of sad fuckers there are out there. We get this every Bond and every Dr Who for fucks sake!

Christian Bale and the Batman movies he was in were not as lame as most DC has been up to date, I mean nipples on the Bat suit?

It's easy for Bale to play the angry asshole type, it comes naturally to him. Ben doesn't have to do it that way since he'll be with Superman, he'll do a fine enough job frowning and brooding so lay off him. 

Big news stories huh? Things that make you forget yer lack of healthcare or the cuts that are always around the corner. 

FUCKING IMMIGRANTS FUCKING FOOD STAMPS  FUCKING GUNS FUCKING MONSANTO FUCKING TERRORISTS FUCKING FLEGS.

You have to go to places online like the Washington post and the New York Times if you want to hear about the Muslim Brotherhood targeting Coptic Christians. 

If you see a red X on a shop it's Muslim, if you see a black X it's Christian so feel free to attack it. About 40 or more churches have been looted, damaged or burned down thanks to these cunts. I know that Christians are ALL pedophiles but some of those churches were old.

Is this big news? The fact that many of the rebels in Syria are Islamists now, is this big news? Who is helping the rebels? ... is that news? Yeah cos Vietnam and Afghanistan worked out sooo well. 

Russia decided to not like gheys a little more. Distracted from Putin and his ghey biker club? ... good. He has a poofy 3 wheeler ... lol! 

I can understand how you would put the stories out and bury them so that it doesn't stir up racial or sectarian tension, but to be a sneaky cunt about it is another thing.  We only get half of the story especially when it's from governments.

Maybe they shouldn't make churches so flammable.   

During the fleg riots in Northern Ireland, many of the things that happened weren't reported. I don't mean pretend stories of Loyalists watching the police beat old people up, I'm talking about Loyalists burning out buses and blocking roads.

Who decides where are news is gonna take us? There seems to be familiar patterns to it, distract by lying big to get people worked up and do the real work somewhere else.   

Who approved these hospital closures .... well it was done when you were talking about ghey marriage and abortion, it's all legal.... ya didn't even noticed the rise in petrol.

Where is the outrage? I don't want outrage over the alleged taking our guns or how everyone on food stamps are eating better than me with two jobs and how the immigrants get everything handed to them .... quit the made up shit and go check out the facts .... not on Facebook. 

While others think that some heritage or culture that they don't have is worth destroying a country and a peace for why do they not protest each cut their own leaders make to programs every week? Why are they not celebrating each cruise ship that brings tourists to our shore? 

The media is doing us no favours by letting the morons come to their own conclusions. Here we go. The Muslim Brotherhood are a hate group infecting the world .... not all Muslims support them, got it? 

Just like the IRA are cock sucking scumbags, not all Catholics support them. 

So many groups with so many idiot names to mention. Sometimes you just have to stop and think, 'putting this bomb on this busy street, is that really the right thing to do?' ... the answer is no, no matter how great you think yer cause it. 

 

  Where is the outrage?

The Beatles had a couple of catchy tunes, they weren't no One Direction or Justin Bieber but they were ok. 

If that dentist fucker with Lennon's tooth clones him Old Knudsen will have to go shoot him meself. Imagine all the people .... don't fucking tell me what to do you unwashed hippy!

Yes I do understand that a cloned John Lennon might not be anything like the original. Old Knudsen made a ton of clones of himself in the early 90's and most of them didn't want have threesomes .... fucking ghey if you ask me. 

Sunday Soapy Tit Wank

I don't like being lied to by the media so that's why I don't believe anything I hear. I mean oil went up in price because a US cargo ship with a security onboard fired some warning shots at some boats that were getting too close in the Persian Gulf.
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Why did the price go up? nothing happened was it to make up for the cost of the bullets? sounds just like an excuse to me 'Media Manipulation' that's what goes on. A hint a rumour and the next thing you know 1929 wall street crash.

Now instead of having straight posture and a square chin actors can have all this fixed in post production. Cuntpop singer Faith Hill looks like a normal but still attractive middle aged woman on the left with facial lines, a slight roll of fat and thicker arms.
Then on the right she is 30 with Liz Taylor lighting and adjusted bits.
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Burt Lancaster wasn't photoshopped, he just whipped it out in all his intact unmutilated by ignorant parent or rabbi glory.

What a shock to see yer hero on the street and to find out they are actually just a boring human with bad breath and a slow leak from their arse. I like the picture on the left better it has life to it.


Poor Renee Zellweger she has some kind of skin problem, you'd think having millions you could get that fixed, no offense Renee but don't go out without make-up on and stop working out so much.
This time its ok to lie because its for the greater good of my wank bank I thought she looked her best in Jerry McGuire, a great film and one of the few I can stand to watch after Tom's crazy episode on the sofa and ever since.


A before and after of Mel Gibson, you think he just wakes up looking as hot as he does on the right? no work goes into it. For his antisemitic information the Jews don't start all the wars. The uppity negros started the American civil war.

Do you believe those before and after pictures when the person walks towards the camera fat and ends up thin? I believe it as much as I believe the special effects in American Werewolf in London, yet another great film.

I took Bulimiax after throwing up every meal and look at me now!

Then there are those adverts that have the old way of doing things in black and white with the people getting angry and frustrated or hurting themselves and the new easy way in colour with the people smiling.

Tired of doing tiring exhausting exercise? well now you can use the new 'nipple zap' just attached the electrodes to yer nipples and electric shocks tense yer body exercising those muscles while you watch TV, read the newspaper or lie in bed, no more exertion just relaxing electrocution.

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If you believe the media then Saddam had WMD, Al Qaeda are a small shite sect who are losing the war, you can look younger, thinner and have a bigger penis by just taking pills, the world is heating up and we are doomed even though 30 years ago it was about to go into an ice-age and we were doomed.

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Just be a fatalist why bother composting and recycling? the 50 cunts across the road don't we are going to implode no matter what because everyone is lying and that is the truth.

As my old grand pappy used to say: "curry flavours the bald" makes you think huh?

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Media Tease

Is This Madeleine McCann? experts are looking into it.

There was a picture circulating the television news and websites that may have been Madeleine McCann, the picture was taken by a tourist in Morocco. The above picture was from the BBC website and the same picture but a little clearer was shown on the BBC television.

The next day we get a clear version of the picture from the BBC and can see its not her.

The girl in the picture wasn't Madeleine McCann. Journalists tracked her doon and found her to be Bushra the daughter of an olive farmer, she is a Moroccan of Berber origin.

If we got a clear a picture as this on the news programmes and web sites then we could see it wasn't Madeleine. It strikes me as manipulation by the press to tease you into tuning in. "Something in your fridge may kill you and your family, tune in at ten to find out more."

I'm sick of having my heart strings pulled by the media until it gets to the point that a whole nation is of one opinion, sure a 5 year-old gurl getting abducted is a nightmare or yer 11 year-old son getting shot on the way home from football practice but I don't need to be brainwashed and teased into constantly caring about 2 stories out of 100.

Its like a reality show in which the little cute gurl wins against the talented adults because shes only 5 and it would upset her if she didn't win.

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Matthew McConaughey in Reign of Fire, a kick ass film, for fucks sake look how big his chopper is.
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I think that people who say that they don't watch much or any TV sound a bit too smug for my liking, suggesting that they are special because they don't know who anyone one is in the world of celebrity, especially when they are on the computer all the time instead. Anyway I don't watch much TV as its mostly shite but I do spend hours on the computer and like to watch films.
If I'm depressed I'll watch any old shite on the idiot box and loathe myself afterwards for what I have become the usual, but even in a suicidal gloom with my shotgun in my mouth I still refuse to watch reality shows about dancing and singing, how fucking ghey can you get?

America is probably the most hated country in the world right? yes even Iran and North Korea are nicer.The media has not helped this with their little snipes at the Yanks and its just not on.

Two animated movies,'The Rescuers' and 'Finding Nemo' make derogatory comments about the Yanks, both pitting Australian characters against the land of humping apple pie and Uncle Sam who is not really yer uncle and we won't tell yer da when he gets out of prison.

Then there is Reign of Fire, a story set in the near future when the world is ruled by vicious Dragons. A Buff Christian Bale and his Scottish side kick Gerard Butler (Murdarrrrr! the 300) watch as a tank rolls towards them with a crazed Matthew McConaughey sitting on top looking like a muscular penis with tribal tattoos , it wasn't established what tribe he belonged to.

Gerard Butler mumbles to Bale, "Theres only one thing worse than dragons...........Americans."

"In Texas everything is bigger even the Dragons, we use their claws as butt plugs cos we are tough hombres cum to save yer ass again."

Who will save our arses from the Yanks I ask? its tough being cute.