You Can't Ignore The DUP Any Longer

Theresa May with her folder of demands proposals from the UDA DUP

It was only just recently the Conservatives were calling Jeremy Corbyn a terrorist sympathizer for talking to Sinn Fein 30 years ago. Of course no one called them Sinn Fein, they called them the IRA for full effect. 

Then a radical Islamist attack in London and May was out in front of Number 10 saying enough is enough and how we've appeased the terrorists for too long .   

Then fast forward to a pitiful election win for the Tories that made them join forces with terrorist sympathizers and appeasers. The Labour voters cheered the result even though it was a loss, they then Googled the DUP. 

Like when someone doesn't care about an illness until they or a family member gets it and then they are all OMG I must raise awareness. The English didn't care about us stoopid Paddies  ...  until it affected them. 

  

Now the English are imagining Save Ulster from Sodomy protests and the criminalization of homosexuality. Maybe making abortion illegal as it is in Northern Ireland, maybe bringing back internment for terrorist suspects, who knows what these people who have never had to think about the DUP before are thinking now. 

The DUP website crashed because so many went to see what they were about. Hey lets call them the UFF (Ulster Freedom Fighters) or UDA (Ulster Defence Association) instead of the DUP like how Conservatives said Corbyn met with the IRA rather than Sinn Fein. 

 All Cops Are Bastards ... As like May the DUP only like the police when they need saved. 

The DUP are religious extremists. They are Christian ones so that is acceptable to the Tories. Those who formed the DUP have had long connections to Loyalist terrorists and since the British government colluded with those terrorists then it's all good. 

All about God, Queen and Ulster until they don't agree with something then they casually let their followers riot. The Queen doesn't want her flag flown 365 days a year? Silly bint we'll do it anyways cos we're loyal!  

 Our patrols will end at 3 O'Clock so make sure you behave until then 

Remember the conspiracy theory that British soldiers were driving around out of uniform killing people and blaming it on paramilitaries to stoke up tensions?  ... crazy huh, our government are the good guys. Yeah not so much that one turned out to be true. 

Along with surveillance tapes conveniently destroyed and the mysterious absence of patrols at the time of attacks there was definite government/Loyalist collusion. They fact that paramilitaries can break the law, paint murals and fly their flags out in the open is obvious appeasement. 

 

 DUP big wig Nigel Dodds.

These groups are proscribed terrorist groups and the glorification of them is illegal but when the various town councils and political parties are full of Orangemen who socialise with these thugs and who rely on their votes .... things get overlooked ... appeasement. 

The DUP are always quick to denounce an IRA parade or event but remain strangely quiet when their own side does it.  Loyalist paramilitaries "urged" voters to vote DUP. They no doubt made sure their people got to the polls in an effort usually only seen by Sinn Fein. 

Yes organized crime backed up the DUP and have now got them into government. They are helped by the fact that useless Sinn Fein refuse to take their seats at Westminster .... neither the DUP or Sinn Fein support all communities in Northern Ireland, that is how fucked up our political system is and why they do nothing but argue. 

The government in Northern Ireland is suspended over a DUP scandal and yet they are allowed to form a coalition of evil with the Tories. 

 Ian Paisley, Peter Robinson and a young Sammy Wilson supporting paramilitaries 

Theresa May gives her half hearted speeches about a fairer society after selling out to a party that relies on an unequal society in order to stay in power. 

The DUP are religious extremists. Not just their Free Presbyterian fire and brimstone teachings that take the Bible literally but there are a large number of Creationists in the party. They want Creationism taught in schools and to have science displays like how the Giants Causeway was formed to also give the Creationist theory about it. I guess the story about giants making the causeway so they could fight each other wasn't cray cray enough for them. 

The DUP does not support LGBT. Recently a DUP member (Jim Wells) was canvassing for votes and when he found out that the woman was a lesbian he told her they didn't support her sinful lifestyle but give us your vote anyways. 

When Edwin Poots was the health minister he wanted the lifetime ban on gay men donating blood to be upheld. The fact that when Northern Ireland runs low on blood and gets supplies from Britain that has no ban didn't stop him from wasting thousands of pounds of taxpayer money trying to fight it in courts. 

He also wanted a ban on gays or single people adopting.        

The DUP hates women. Abortion is illegal here. If you can afford it you can pay hundreds to go to England for a couple of weeks and have it done there. Otherwise buy some dodgy pills off the Internet ... illegally of course. 

 Paul Girvan lighting a bonfire on the 11th July purge night celebrations

The bakers that refused to make a cake supporting gay rights got DUP support and the DUP even tried to introduce a conscious clause to make it easier for Christian businesses to discriminate. 

It's also no surprise that the DUP deny that Climate Change is a thing.  

The DUP has to keep sectarian tensions in Northern Ireland stoked up. If there is no sectarianism then there is no need for the DUP and the likes of Sinn Fein will get a united Ireland. Also having trouble  here means that Westminster will send over money to combat it so it doesn't escalate into the Troubles with bombs going off in England again. 

That has been the main tactic for the British government and even the US one, fuck them up over there so they don't come here. It doesn't work.

While the English are freaking out at May's hypocrisy the DUP won't be changing any British laws. They will help the Tories achieve dominance over the people by doing away with human rights and privacy laws and now the Tories have total back up for pushing Tory friendly Brexit laws through. 

In exchange for their help I'm sure the DUP will be getting a stronger hand to play in Northern Ireland. What is good for the DUP is also good for the Loyalist terrorists.   

Like I say, Northern Ireland is like a test patch for the world. Think of the DUP as the GOP with full control to do as they please. The White Supremacists in the White House and that vote for Trump etc are the Loyalist paramilitaries. 

They rage against Islamic Sharia law but don't see that what they want to do is the same. Not big thinkers but big haters.  

  

    

Dragged Back To The 1970's

I walked past the papers on sale and was amazed by the usual biased negativity from the Daily Fail. FAKE NEWS!!!!!

Remember in the 1930's when Lord Rothermere who owned the Daily Mail used his paper to praise the accomplishments of his personal friends Hitler and Mussolini and protested against accepting refugees? (Jews) ... ah good times. Nothing much has changed just the flavor of the people involved.

The Daily Mail was recently sued by Melania Trump when it said she worked as an Escort. Stoopid Daily Mail, she was just a fucken slapper and what she got were expensive gifts not payments.

Check out the Theresa May story at the top.  She and her husband Philip were on The One Show. They were talking about the division of household chores.

 With that face you can keep those girl jobs

Phillip said he takes the bins out, with the Prime Minister added: "There's boy jobs and girl jobs you see."

Why do the likes of the Tories, Ukip, the US Republicans etc all want to return to the 1950's?  I can understand the US ones as they had a boom then in building and technology (having the best Nazi scientists paid off)


In the UK we were fucken poor after WWII and still had rationing. We stayed as the 'sick man of Europe' until we joined the EU then we became like number 3 or something .... if only I did a lot someone had made that connection before the Brexit vote.   

It is funny however that it's only white people (mostly male) that want a return to the 1950's. Probably the same people that don't find Confederate monuments, blackface on the telly and weemen barefoot and pregnant with the dinner ready in any way offensive ... oh you are just too sensitive there is nothing wrong with racism and sexism, we're just blokes having a laugh.

 So I fixed this

I don't see how an extra £8bn on social care, no false promises on immigration, increasing unions and rights, banning 'zero hour' contracts, 5% tax on the wealthy, extra £6bn for the NHS, build at least 100,000 council houses a year, 4,000 of those homes for the homeless .... is the 1970's. 

 

Now if they enforced the wearing of tight white trousers, got rid of the Internet, showed new US movies in the cinema many months after their release, put a pint of beer at 14p and made the average wage £28.70 a week then yes, that is the 1970's. 

Many people have fond memories of the 70's. Old Knudsen got to wipe out entire villages of probable enemies in Nam, it was awesome! Second hand smoking and asbestos didn't give you cancer and drunk driving wasn't as frowned upon as it is now ... fucken Liberals huh.

Sure we had terrorism from the IRA and even the Palestinians but it's always some cunt. The 80's were worse for fucks sake, the Iranians and Libyans joined in.  

Dog shit was white, every day was sunny with a dark golden hint to it. There were no pedos and serial killers were hardly a thing. Police officers could cuff you round the ear and that would be considered deserved punishment. Soldiers out of uniform could drive the streets of Belfast killing Catholics and blaming it on Loyalists. No autism and mental health (like sex) just wasn't talked about.

Ah yes ignorance was bliss. 

So Daily Mail, shove yer Nazi slanted crap up yer hole and if you are going to complain about being dragged back into 70's don't have a 1950's attitude at the top. 

Brexit could quite possibly bring us back to the 70's before joining the EU, didn't see you mentioning that.  

Dystopian Futures Begin So Insidiously That You Don't Even Notice

The more elitist and arrogant politicians are the more they will lie to and manipulate the people in order to get total control. After years of being at the top of the food chain they lose the whole 'working for the people' idea and replace that with 'national interest' making what they work for a nationalistic idea rather than a collection of people each with their own stories and set of problems.

If you don't work or are disabled you are judged as being lazy.  One size fits all solutions that make qualifying for benefits harder and stressful are used to nudge these lazy blighters back to work as it's for their own good and the good of the national interest.

They hire agencies to assess you and points systems to deny you anything you qualify to get. The hope is that you give up trying to apply or die before you are successful, either way it saves money.

There is always an angle. Follow the money.  Money, power and sex, the biggest motivators that most historical events can be tied to.

But we NEVER get the full story of what is really happening or the full agenda.

Isn't it odd that a politician who votes to remain in the EU becomes Prime Minister when Brexit vote wins ????? The opposition leader timidly supports to remain too but we know he didn't really mean it.

Something doesn't smell right.

In 2010 at the time of recession HSBC gave a massive loan to IPLG a financial services investment fund, they then in turn funneled  $5 million to the Tories via Swiss bank accounts to help with their election. Shit that people just forget to declare.

This story isn't a massive scandal much like how when the DUP in Northern Ireland were caught using a scheme to pay out thousands to those that signed up for it and operating at a loss. It cost the tax payer £490 million .... no one was held accountable and while the government of Northern Ireland is kinda non-existent right now no one really lost their jobs, they are still getting paid to argue.

Corbyn's Beach bod ready for June

The opposition party (Labour) is pretty half arsed at going after Tory scandals, most outrage comes from the Scottish SNP.

You know what else isn't a big news story too? Russian influence in the Brexit vote. You could claim it was mere circumstantial evidence that splitting from the EU is in Putin's favor much like how a candidate like Trump is also a boon but where is the proof?

How can you show the thousands of bots that originated from Russia and the various fake sites that drown out the real news to people? Who believes the experts anyways .... obviously butt hurt libtard sore losers.
The melt down of the government registering to vote site for the Brexit referendum, yeah lets explain that away as being a glitch that just happened to look like an attack.   No one would dare use computery against the British!

The Wikileaks hacks and releases that was beyond their capabilities ... dismiss that too cos na na na I refuse to believe it. Oh they did it again against the left wing candidate in the French election na na na still not listening.  

This conspiracy is looking more like a plan now.  Set up right wing leaders and who is going to complain about Ukraine or Chechen authorities arresting hundreds of gays? .... Not news worthy much is it? 

 Do you like being lied to and played?

Ukip the right wing group led by Trump buddy Nigel Farage that fractured the British vote has had its day. It is no longer of use and has simply faded into the ranks of the Tories again. The Tories got those votes back by being more Nazi like, a return to their hateful ways of the 80's when you could shoot protesters and torture prisoners. 

It's sad when the only people that stand up to Nazis these days are chicks in Birmingham and girl scouts. 
Liberal women are more intuitive than most men and can sense a rising tide of bigotry. Women will be one of the groups told to behave and get into line, this is a fight for the future and they can feel it.  

The more we tolerate now and the more we let slide and don't question the more we'll be fucked later on. Those people that vote Trump, Brexit or Tory Conservative are like the people that do nothing as the bully beats up someone smaller and weaker. Better go along with it in case they turn on me ... appeasing, they'll get to you eventually.

Joss Whedon  writing those strong female characters has figured out that Captain America is more likely to be female because most guys are driven by the wrong emotions. 

Obviously not every woman is a paragon of justice, there are plenty of female assholes on the wrong side of history. Who commits the most rapes and murders, men or women? ... that right there proves my point.

The Tories in the UK have a silent choke hold on the media. Their friends own newspapers that whip the lowbrow public into a frenzy. When Kate Middleton got her saggy unimpressive baps out the palace strongly suggested that those pics would not appear in the media in the UK and they didn't. Europe and the US had them but we didn't.

And that's just the allegedly non-political palace. The Tories don't need to shout 'fake news' fucken Yank amateurs huh. Massive austerity protest outside the BBC building ... not mentioned in the news.

You say pedo the BBC says national treasure

The NHS has been at breaking point for years. Poor funding means fewer services. Emergency departments are closing and those left open are struggling with the huge volume of patients. You'd better not have a psychotic break down because there ain't any beds for that so suck it up.

The Secretary of State for Health Jeremy Hunt says that emergency room visits need to get down to 4 hours yet totally denies that some nurses need to go to food banks if they want to eat. The Tories just refuse to accept reality and will tell you their reality. Everything is fine, if not then lets blame some foreigners.  

Why isn't this big news? The hospital horror stories come out and the Tories defend the low wages and long hours and it goes away. We are being conditioned to accept this as the norm ... nothing we can do about huh.

Don't worry I'm sure there will be some stubborn nasty woman who refuses to let an overwhelming well funded force bully everyone, she will persist and inspire others to join the struggle.

The British government is sneaky and does everything that Trump does but in a quiet understated way. No Muslim ban we'll just take a minuscule amount of refugees and you'll be fucken grateful.

We'll keep plugging away with Christian values because we do have a state sanctioned religion taught in schools, a national day of prayer would be done in a church away from cameras ... oh those Americans and their photo ops.

  Not the best the female gender has to offer.

Theresa May is terrible at photo ops. She is also bad at debates which is why the Tories have decided to just not have them. If there was a chance of Labour winning the June election it would be because May repeating the phrase 'Strong and stable' would show the public that they don't have a clue and if there is a plan it won't be good for you.   

Strong and stable, strong and stable, pieces of eight, Polly wants a cracker ... malfunction malfunction!

While liberals in the US are still waiting for those check and balances to kick in we in the UK don't even have that naive hope, we are fucked. The people are too divided to make a difference or too biased and institutionalized. The lack of hopeful leaders and voices of dissent will ensure the status quo is maintained.

Jeremy Corbyn The Next Prime Minister

Nothing Jeremy Corbyn likes better than to ride his bike on the open roads

You may have heard that there is going to be a General Election in Britain in June. Cos we aren't sick of voting and fucking things up eh? The last election had voters for the opposition party (Labour) doing a protest vote or not voting because they thought the then Labour leader Edward Miliband was weak. 

Yeah that showed them, voting Green or not voting gave the election to the Tories, well done you smart fucking arseholes. 

Labour scrambled to change and got Jeremy Corbyn as the new leader. 

 Making socks and sandals cool

Old Knudsen's take on him is that he's an idealist, a dreamer with his ideas not based on reality. He is anti-establishment, Trump and Farage were also called that but they weren't really. Corbyn has been compared to Bernie Sanders and yes if Sanders was less intelligent and less lovable they would be very similar.

He always looks like he's about to say "get off my lawn"

In his early days Corbyn was a vice-chairman for CND, if you remember the 80's you'd remember all those CND hippies at Greenham Common protesting the American Cruise Missiles there. Corbyn would like to the UK to get rid of all its nukes and the obsolete Trident submarine program. If we play dead, don't back up our allies then Russia will never attack us .... he wants out of NATO too. 

Old Knudsen thinks it's ok to have some nukes as a deterrent but not to go nuts like the US. Corbyn has also said he'd like us not to need an army ... why say stupid things like that? I'd like pedos and rapists to stop doing their thing but that ain't gonna happen. We will always need an army, navy and air force cos people are cunts. 

      On his real bike that he's named ... The Destroyer! no not really probably Derek or Mable

He says he isn't a pacifist ... yeah right but voted against the Iraq war and against Syrian airstrikes. It would be good if he could accept how things are and adapt. He thinks he can reason with ISIS and achieve a political peace for fucks sake. Cos religious fanatics are always so easy to reason with

 

Bill Nye the science guy with Creationist and evolution denier Ken Ham

He is against austerity and would like to all those services that were sold off to be returned to the public. He also wants dentists to work for the NHS rather than private firms. 

He fought off two rebellions in his own party. Many in the Labour Party don't agree with him and have tried to oust him. Some of his leftist ideas were too leftist even for socialist Labour.

He has told other politicians to wise up when they attacked him for his scruffy appearance and has refused to sing God save the Queen. He a vegetarian who is more spiritual than religious ... oh so many red flags. 

He's sympathized with terrorists when it wasn't trendy to and all that is scary and shows a lack of judgement especially 5 days after a bombing they just carried out. 

 As like Sanders he has walked the walk

Lets hope that June be the end of May ... Theresa May but if she had thought she would lose she wouldn't have called an election.

The Labour Party is squabbling and keep resigning. Corbyn is weak, vague and seems like he's not fully on board with things. To woo the voter they announced that there should be 4 extra Bank Holidays than there are ... what? Not really a game changer since the Tories have promised free Big Macs money off yer next shop at Tesco. 

Already the fuckwits that voted Green the last time are looking towards the Lib Dems ... so much fail. 

Old Knudsen personally doesn't like Corbyn but he also doesn't like May and the Tories are rightly fucking up this cuntry. Anyone else in the campaign doesn't matter and you are only fooling yourself with other parties. 

Corbyn needs to pull his lazy hippy finger out. A charm offensive. He needs to support the armed forces and police. He needs to talk tough about things and not just what the Tories are up to and he needs cool soundbites that will be repeated. He needs to show the NHS that he has their back. He needs to go to those things that Brits hold dear and show that he loves them too. 

At the moment he's too distant and bleh. He needs photo ops showing him having fun. Yeah reading to kids and breaking some eggs ... very nice and tame, he needs to show he can break heads too. 

 Not the manhole cover you were looking for

May went hiking, he needs to go abseiling .... with mountain rescue or something. The man takes pictures of man hole covers for fucks sake he needs an image make over or you might as well not bother with the election. He's coming up to his 68th birthday 4 days after Old Knudsen's, he needs to show the werld he isn't fucken dead yet. 

He is famous for not spending money but get him to splash out on something nerdy, perhaps he can pretend to like Star Wars or something, he needs to look human and be seen having fun. 

 He can smile

Old Knudsen was wrong about Trump winning and he had hoped his fellow Brit would vote to remain in the EU and to not be bigoted cunts so on my losing streak I'm predicting a Tory win because Labour, nay Corbyn cannot promote himself and there is more to slag the old fart off over than there is to like him for. 

In June vote Labour, because it isn't Conservative and for fucks sake don't throw yer vote away by being clever or tactical.     

Our Special Relationship

Guess who has back doors into the UK and US security systems. Guess which two nations are going to collaborate more closely and share more intelligence.

I Guess Hitler Was Right

Amber Rudd the British Home Secretary says that she is nothing like Hitler and was just following orders when she said that employers must declare what inferior races dirty foreigners non-British people they employ.  

She insists that she is not a racist for merely suggesting that foreigners are taking British jobs and that the government should be putting the needs of British people first ... sort of a Britain first thing I suppose.

Theresa May the Prime Minister by default took time out of killing and skinning Dalmatian puppies to make a statement. 
"If you talk about immigration you are branded as racist, that's ridiculous. Outsiders and those not like us need to be categorized and clearly marked for the safety of the nation as they may want to kill you in your sleep, take your jobs and rape your children."    

She denied that Britain has become more racist since Brexit and suggested that only a dirty wog without British values would say such a thing. 

So it's employers and schools that need to supply the government with information, next it will be doctors and maybe neighbours. If you see a foreigner type looking swarthy and shifty, possibly wearing fingerless gloves then report them to the local police ..... assuming there is anyone to answer the phone as May did cut back the police in favour of civvies with basic observe and report training. 

The reason why the Gestapo were so effective was that it made everyday people spy on their neighbours ... coincidence I'm sure. 

Yes the government should control immigration but they seem to be going after working foreigners and those in education, not the trouble makers or suspected Jihadists. 

When women say how the world would be a better place if women were in charge you could argue that women can be as cuntish as men. The UK has 3 women in charge. The English one seems to be a Nazi, the Scottish one a rabid nationalist and the Northern Irish one a god bothering sectarian. 

In Germany Angela Merkel was all deport away one moment and the next she is let everyone in ... which is just as bad. 
The US think it's such a big deal having a female leader because they ignore the rest of the world and think they are soooo progressive, glass ceiling and all. Their female leader is a chicken hawk that courts war and will push Russia, China, Iran and their mates into a war because it suits her and her friends. 

Better to look strong and push because if they push back then it's not our fault right? 

The west has gone to war and then abused the victims of it as if they are the ones to watch out for. Never mind our drones killing whoever we please, the invading army or the tons of data on normal day people, it's the penniless, homeless brown people you need to watch out for. 

Use reason and logic, do not catch the fear they are trying to infect you with. There is always risk and danger every where but seriously, what are the chances of you getting what they say you'll get?   
  
 

Thatcher 2.0 Has Been Installed: Resistance Is Futile

Theresa May who is taking over as the British Prime Minister when David Cameron says, "fuck it, I'm done" will not be starting Article 50, the two year mechanism that starts the UK for leaving the EU when she takes office.
Instead she'll be invoking the rite of Prima nocta that means she can shag any bride or groom on their wedding night. May who changed her surname from Cumbucketry to May as she wanted to sound more enigmatic than porn starry hasn't had a good shag in decades though has fucked over many in her time including the police when she made cuts to them last year. Police officers are now 4 inches shorter, tasers won't have batteries and vehicles can only be used for 3 hours every week.

There will be no lube as is the Tory way. 

May has a face for Hollywood and a beach ready bod has often been a distraction for other politicians. George Osbourne famously gave a speech on Inner titty crime which many put down to him being off his head on coke again. 

He had to be held up as he kept falling in the direction of May babbling something about inner city motor boating. Afterwards he was rushed to hospital and it was found that as well as the usual drugs he had 4 pints of semen in his stomach ... he'd been cutting back you see.  George is sooo curious at times. 
 
May also said that as well as Prima nocta she will also be starting Article Ragnarök. First the utter destruction of the economy which has already begun thanks to Brexit but she'll also be destroying the NHS and getting rid of pesky things like the European Court of Human Rights. The ECHR has long gotten in the way of her having prisoners tortured which isn't very cool as they probably deserve it.

In the US cops shoot people they suspect of being up to no good, why can't we? It took 12 years to deport Muslim cleric Abu Qatada to Jordan. She said at the time, "I would have had him flogged if it wasn't for the meddling ECHR." 
Reasonable grounds for suspicion will now have you sent to the oubliette. I have no idea what that is but it sounds nice. Just rolls off the tongue in a playful manner.
 
It has always been the Tory's aim to re-write Britain's human rights laws because they think we could probably put up with a lot more than we do. To be honest we do need a cull and a jolly good thrashing. 

I saw a young person with shoulder length hair the other day. I said "get a hair cut you fucken hippy" sure she started to cry and ran off to her mother but the wee fucker was holding up the line at the Ice cream van and I wanted me poke with a flake. I felt justified. 

Last month the politicians all wanted their cuntry back and now all they want is sexy back. 

After Ragnarök which she ensures is for our own good there will be a smaller, much easier to maintain UK called London with other areas called Districts. There will be a District 9 for the bloody foreigners as nobody wants them .... the people voted them out for fucks sake.

As with the old Norse legends after the complete destruction a few slaves people will be spared as will a few political leaders gods. May has not said who it will be but Jeremy Corbyn is not holding out much hope but don't worry, his mates in Sinn Féin have gotten him an Irish passport. You too can get an Irish passport for £500,000 or $5,00 American. 

If yer grandparents ever ate cabbage and corned beef and if you drink a lot then you automatically qualify to be Irish, not that you'd really want to. I'm sick of eating potatoes every fucken day to be sure. 

Instead of needs based welfare benefits which has been vastly abused by the old, poor and disabled we'll have competitions or games which will be televised. The winners will then be eligible to qualify for benefits and will have gotten some exercise after fighting to the death ... it sounds so exciting, we'll be on the telly, we might even see some boobies. 

An arena has already started getting built near the town of Hungerford and it is thought they'll be named the Hungerford games or The Benefits Extravaganza Give Away. Anyways I hear it'll be points based so therefore totally fair for everyone. 

May has also called for all the Dalmatian pups in the land to be brought to Number 10, no idea what that's about. Being plebs we don't get to ask questions from non-elected leaders of the cuntry.  

Old Knudsen can't wait to have a bit of sex appeal at # 10 as it was a real challenge to masturbate to pictures of David Cameron. Theresa May but Old Knudsen would.