I Believe Putin

After 5 deferments and 42 years Donald Trump finally made it to Vietnam. He looked around and saw it wasn't as bad as that drama queen McCain made it out to be. What a snowflake.

It was announced that due to scheduling conflicts he couldn't have a meeting with Vladimir Putin ... so he had to make due with only talking to him three times instead.

Yeah what the fuck does Churchill know? 

Trump shocked the US Intel community by saying how he believed Putin when he keeps telling him how he didn't hack anyone. Is he really taking the word of a former KGB lieutenant colonel over his own people?

It's like he's looking for reasons to over ride anyone's concerns .... well I believe him so we'll work with him on North Korea and Syria.  The Kremlin said the hacking wasn't talked about so someone is telling lies and this time it's such an obvious manipulation that it must be Trump. 

He back tracked and said it doesn't matter what he believes he stands with the CIA etc ... but former Intel operatives like Comey, Clapper and Brennan are political hacks. They are the ones that have been thorns in his flabby side. 

Russia Today or RT the state run propaganda channel has told to register its people as foreign agents. It's almost as if there are others worried that Trump will get too close to Putin so they throw this out and the sanctions that still haven't been imposed to counteract any damaging bonds. 

     If Trump isn't Putin's cock holster then why does he behave like a little bitch around Russians? 

Why do people feel the need to get Putin's approval? He's amazingly savvy for a ruthless dictator but beneath the smirks and bored looks you've got a macho homopobe so it's the asshole sex offender types that want his attention. I doubt Edward Snowden gets on very well with him. 

Obama isn't the type of asshole and so did not butt kiss or taste Putin's cock. Obama had other faults but strangely enough was more America First than Trump is. 

Never forget that Putin can't get over the Soviet Union being dissolved in 1991. Russia lost a lot of territory and power. Putin would like nothing more than to have all those nations return to the fold and really begrudges the help that NATO has been giving them to stay out.

He does like to make friends though

If you think Putin is a poor maligned guy that just wants peace then you are a moron. He runs his nation like a Mafia empire and has been fighting the cold war ever since he came to power. He's been in power as either the President or the Prime Minister since 2000. You don't stay in power for 17 years relying on the will of the people for fucks sake. 

38 prominent Russians have died in unsolved suspicious circumstances since 2014. Ten high-profile critics, seven diplomats, six associates of Kremlin power brokers 13 military or political leaders and two possibly connected to the Trump dossier. 

Gunned down on a Russian street, blown up in an elevator in Ukraine or dead in New York or Washington DC. We're Russian, we drink a lot, fall over and hit our heads ... happens all the time. 

Shot, stabbed or beaten to death. Six were blown up some had natural causes like heart attacks or head injuries, one hanged himself??? in his cell and one died after drinking coffee, six of the dead the cause of death was reported as unknown as if they just couldn't be arsed to make shit up. 36 were men and 2 were women. 

Just in the last 3 years for fucks sake. 

Don't forget Alexander Litvinenko who died from poisoning by radioactive polonium-210 in 2006. 

He was a lieutenant-colonel in the KGB and then the FSB just like Putin and worked under Putin. He fell out with Putin over corruption within the FSB. 

In 1998 he uncovered a plot to assassinate Russian tycoon Boris Berezovsky who strangely enough was found dead, hanged at his home in England in 2013. 

Berezovsky's friend billionaire Badri Patarkatsishvili died of a heart attack in his Surrey home in 2008. 

Boris Nemtsov on the left was gunned down in 2105, here with Vladimir Kara-Murza

Vladimir Kara-Murza is a political activist and journalist trying to bring democracy to Russia. He has survived 2 poisoning attempts the last being in February. Both times his organs had shut down and he was in a coma. The second time whoever poisoned him had hoped for the symptoms to happen on his plane flight to the US. He has been a vocal supporter of the Magnitsky act. 

I'm blue da ba dee da ba da

The Russian elections set for 2018 Alexei Navalny is the only one that Putin fears. He's already had an attack with a chemical that damaged his eyes and has had odd embezzlement charges against him with very little proof but a 5 years suspended sentence. This could null his chance of becoming president even if he got the most votes ... well played Putin.  

Putin denies everything and plays the poor persecuted victim of Russian hysteria and a form of McCarthyism. That is what he wants you to believe so that people get ridiculed for blaming the Russians. 

Yet odd how the Trump admin and family know Russians, deal with Russians and always lie about their involvement with Russians. No witch hunt if it's true and right in your face. 

How many times has he denied invading Ukraine or that there were official Russian troops there? His troll army pretending to be Cleetus a black Christian gay veteran from Pennsylvania or someone else ticking all the demographic boxes to distract from the white dumb bigoted fucker that is the usual Trump follower. 

What do they have planned next? They still have to work on removing sanctions and the Magnitsky act which is really hurting Putin and his billions invested in foreign countries. Twitter is working away at removing bots and fake accounts but seriously there is always a work around for that.   

Counterintelligence officials in Washington DC know of  malware that has been sent to 10,000 Twitter users in the Defense Department. The messages contain links of news or events that is happening or of interest. 

When clicked it takes users to a Russian-controlled server that has a program to take over the phone or Twitter account depending on the importance of that person who was targeted. 

The use of social media trolls & bots were a success, the ransomware attacks on banks and hospitals across the world were a success. What's next just some more random chaos? Imagine Tweets from verified Twitter accounts belonging to government departments.   

Of course good guy Putin will shrug and deny everything. The only person that will believe him will be Trump. 

Sorry Not Sorry For Your Loss

His first military death, one and he's done

Just when you think Trump cannot fuck things up more. For 12 days he ignored the 4 fallen soldiers ambushed by insurgents in Niger. He tweeted about everything else but not them. He played golf and gave speeches but never mentioned the troops that he claims to support.

After being called out about it by the media he stumbled with excuses saying he wrote, will write will or maybe has sent out letters and that phoning the families is difficult and is also a hit and miss thing. Bush and Obama never phoned all the families. 

So yes he did make it about himself and the hardships of dealing with emotional people then blame shifted ... the usual Trump crap.

 Look at those smug Kushners, why do they still have security clearances? 

Remember his first military death? William “Ryan”Owens a navy SEAL killed 9 days into Trump's administration. Killed in a cluster fuck of an op in Yemen. Trump rolled out the widow who was still visibly grieving and spoke about her husband and how he would be happy cos he's getting a standing ovation and great ratings.

Old Knudsen was disgusted but his supporters refused to see that any of it was inappropriate, just like the pussy grabbing talk. Like angry teens they lash out and blame something on Hillary rather than face the issue of them being wrong and Trump being morally bankrupt and probably compromised by Putin.

  
Military are killed all the time, it happens. It's a sad and tragic loss every time though. The tragedy was made worse by the silence of their commander in chief. That fucker tweeted about everything and whined about not getting enough TV and too many negative news stories about.

As these soldiers with no backup came under fire from 50 insurgents do you think they thought, 'could be worse I could be in a Twitter feud or something?' 

They were out in the real world facing real world shit not tweeting on the toilet like a spoiled toddler.     

It is just heartbreaking 

Myeshia Johnson the pregnant widow of  Sgt La David Johnson was in a car with her Democrat congresswoman Frederica Wilson. They took a 5 minute call from Trump. Johnson still in shock obviously she could only listen to the president. During his little ramble he said:   

"But you know he must have known what he signed up for"

Johnson was able to just say a "Thank you" at the end of the call but Wilson wanted to cuss him out. Sgt Johnson from Miami-Dade county Florida is a hero and Wilson made sure that people knew it. 

   

General Kelly lost his son Robert in Afghanistan in 2010. He did not want too much media coverage because he knew that others had lost loved ones too and his loss was just as bad but not greater solely because he's a General. 

That's called leadership and dignity. 

After Trump went on the defensive about not phoning the families he blamed Obama. He said that Obama never phoned General Kelly when his son died ... yes he used General Kelly's dead son to score points. 

As per protocol I'm sure that Obama did phone Robert's spouse Heather. So as usual Trump is technically right but it's also a bit of a lie too. 

Some think that Kelly should resign over this. Old Knudsen has a big question mark over Kelly's integrity since he didn't resign over the Nazi enabling and several other things. I bet Kelly justifies it all by saying that he is keeping the world safe by not letting Trump near the launch codes. 

Sorry for your loss but shit happens, have to go my shows are coming on, have a good time.  

In the military depending what regiment you are in there is the chance you might be killed. You have to give that some thought before you join. There is also the chance that you might have to kill. Something else you have to think about. 

You don't want to do either but if a war comes you don't want to have to go AWOL in Canada to avoid it because you just wanted to play soldier for a while to get money for college.   

You don't sign up to be killed that isn't in the contract. You sign up to serve. Sometimes learning a trade or to get money for college is a motivation or you are just looking for adventure. Many times it's to be a part of something greater something noble. You sure won't get rich being a grunt. 

I hope that Trump's lack of leadership, his lack of empathy and all round disrespect to those who serve gets through to some of his supporters. 

Did he say this to the others grieving widows or did he just save it for the black one? 

We've heard what he's said about captured POW's he has no use for them. He also has no use for dead soldiers either unless it's to get ratings from their grieving widows. 

Trump is a cowardly, selfish bully who has spent his 71 years on Earth only thinking about himself. He only has a use for people if he can use them to score points off others or to get something else. 

He used his own son to appear the victim when Kathy Griffin took a picture of a fake Trump head covered in ketchup. Barron was just happy that Trump remembered he had a younger son. Family values are important says the man who spends every weekend away from his 11 year-old son.  

Then using Kelly's dead son to blame Obama. 

History will not look back on the Trump admin favorably. Is scoring points against the left really worth your self respect, dignity and nation?  

Putin Is The Bogeyman

Trump is panicking about his failed healthcare bill, his son getting caught meeting with former Soviet spies and lying about it, Iran jailing a US citizen, not being able to control North Korea and looking weak also not to mention his historically low 36% approval rating.

He needs a win!

His civilian collateral damage in Syria is set to double the amount Obama did in his 2 years. 360 per month, no wonder he is thinking about closing the State Dept's war crimes office.  

He demands a win at any cost!

Trump sees treachery and failure all around him, he can only trust his sycophants feeding him praise instead of facts. The reign of Caligula must have been a little like this.

Putin is not panicking, he is denying whatever with a chuckle and a shrug. At the same time applying pressure on Trump to give back the Russian compounds on US soil that Obama seized. Something is gonna give.

'Please Donald, it makes our spying on you more difficult.'  

Trump seems to believe the word of Putin than he does his Secret Service or his Intel agencies because he doesn't like what they tell him. He publicly shames and belittles them ... not a good enemy to go making.  Disgruntled employees with top level clearance.  

He may very well justify giving the properties back as a sign of good faith, if he doesn't Putin may very well expel diplomats but that would only be symbolic as without a fully working State Dept (many jobs haven't been filled as Trump has been slack) the ambassadors are pretty useless anyways.

Trump has claimed to be a businessman. Who the fuck would match a mostly failed businessman with a top level Statesman? Trump can't read people which is how Saudi Arabia played him for a fool over Qatar.  

One thing that gets over looked by the west is The Chechen Republic. They don't have nukes but meatheaded tough guy Ramzan Kadyrov has said they have them and they would totally fuck up the US with them if they had to.

They wouldn't have made the nukes but Russia is nice like that, it gives weapons to allies so they can shoot down passenger planes with etc.

Putin understands that he can't go full Stalin (his hero) who outlawed homosexuality as that would look bad. The Chechen Republic has been targeting gays though. Putin did outlaw Jehovah's Witnesses though, Stalin hated them too.

The Chechen Republic is like a proxy Russia or even a test patch for Putin to see how the west reacts.

Like flybys or warships sailing too close, it's a form of probing. So far the west has been pretty apathetic about the gays in The Chechen Republic or the Jehovah's Witnesses in Russia. What can they do make up more sanctions?

Dadayev was the deputy commander of a battalion

Kadyrov had a team of Special ops troops kill Russian opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. Of course nothing can be traced back. Just like the hackers constantly attacking the infrastructure systems of the west at this very moment can't be traced back to Putin ... just private citizen patriots.

Patriots that just happened to be Chechen special forces and just happened to target Putin's only real opposition.
 

The journalists that have died or vanished during Putin's rule

Kadyrov is the wildcard Putin keeps close to his chest. For now he uses him on opposition politicians and journalists.
If he ever needed to use Kadyrov on the world stage with some event possibly nuclear he'd have plausible deniability and Kadyrov would see doing it as an honour, he's the ultimate goon, he's one of Putin's many monkeys and Putin being the ultimate organ grinder.

There was a very good reason why Obama and Hillary were so hard on Russia, if you believe their innocent victim ploy you will regret it.

Trump's Circle Jerk

Trump got his cabinet together to give him a good report of how things were going or how they thought he'd want them to be going. In his boring halting monotone voice he read from his notes the words, millions, trillions, great, very good and of course he complained about the Democrats for being obstructionists even though he hasn't even nominated very many people for them to obstruct.

Everything else had to be good news. Even his remarks about how many jobs created was good despite the figures being lower than they have been for months. He mentioned vague apprenticeships in which he'd have people trained to do manual work as that was very important so he has heard.

Perhaps Ivanka mentioned how hard the children in her Chinese clothes factories work.     

Instead of just getting reports he went round the table for each person to awkwardly gush about him and to tell him how great everything was.

Nope, sorry Donald # 2 but something else grabbed his attention, he probably missed that whole thing.

Operation Covfefe was a sucess ... as you all know it wasn't a late night typo it was obviously a code for people in the know. No, not the Russians but yeah I bet they know ALL about it. 

Betsy helping to shape the Trump voter of the future.

Dominant males and those who have received medals from Putin and yet haven't been considered a compromise risk like Tillerson just has to say the basic shit. 

Former Marines who don't take shit like General Mattis also don't have to gush about the President. Army General McMaster is so expendable that Mattis makes him sit behind him at an open window so he'd be the one to get shot by a sniper .... because he can and because he thinks it's funny.

  
Yeah, what the Asian MILF said, so good looking it hurts my eyes.

John Kelly may be a former US Marine but he is certainly no Mad Dog, more like an HR. He just follows his orders like a good little soldier.  

Hope Hicks standing in the background gave a great review of Trump recently. "He has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. 

He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. 

 I 'hope' you will tell me more in private Hope

He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. 

He is brilliant with a great sense of humor . . . and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible."

Her statement has led to calls for random drug testing in the White House. I wonder what hidden talents the former model with no PR skills has to have landed this job.  

Carson whose motto for the operating theater is 'leave them wanting more' took time to dazzle the crowd with his wit.

Kellyanne smiling and nodding in resentment at the back

No time to run around the country for validation rallies Trump has had to get his 3 kids to do interviews on Fox and to have this meeting to remind people how great he is. 

I don't remember Obama or even Bush having to do this. 

Despite protest rallies and his travel ban getting defeated in court once again the president wants you to know that everything is going great and ahead of schedule, so great they didn't even bother with a schedule that would only slow things down. 

The wall fence partition border barrier is almost complete ... or rather the setting up for a meeting potentially in the near future to discuss it is almost complete.  And ahead of schedule!

A new coal mine was just opened in Pennsylvania and will be shipping coal to American homes whether they want it or not .... as Europe and India that buys US coal steadily moves to renewable sources of energy and or gas. Coal exports have been down 30% with many coal burning plants being closed. China has stopped buying North Korean coal at the moment but that isn't enough to save the US coal industry. 

There is nothing more American than living in denial, black lung and air pollution. Tremendous!  

Comey Is Honestly Loyal To The People

A lot has been said about the former FBI Director James Comey. Now as a body language expert Old Knudsen will cut through the bull to tell you what he's at.

I tend to pick up on things that go unnoticed. Mirco expressions, involuntary flinching, eye movements a change in posture. Old Knudsen gets so much data that he has to not read people on purpose or he gets flooded with info. A thing about doing it in real life is that subjects talking to you subconsciously notice when you pick up on their 'tells' and get very guarded and almost hostile and they probably don't know why. 

When James Comey first met Trump in the Oval office he tried to blend into the surroundings with his blue suit standing in front of the blue drapes. He stood out of Trump's direct eye line hoping that nothing awkward would happen. A 6 foot 8 inch bloke is hard to hide.

Trump's real audience are all lined up laughing 

Abusers and manipulators have their own special powers too. They can sense weakness or vulnerability. Before the cameras stopped snapping Trump shouted out across the room where's Comey?
What you have in the above picture is someone doing a long walk across the room with every eye on him. Comey doesn't mind the spotlight but only on his terms. His hands clasped together in front of him not just to guard him but to not give away his nervousness. His posture has him momentarily slumping in a resigned oh shit he just did that kind of way.

Comey stands at a distance using his long reach to shake hands but Trump uses his left hand to pull him in so he can whisper something in his ear. We now know he whispered, 'it will be great working with you' .... why would he do that in a noisy public setting?

Abusers with a crowd of people might poke fun at someone that on the surface seems like a harmless jest but it's a put them in their place thing. Trump loves the boys will be boys setting where he can tell dirty jokes, swear and give out classified Intel.

He plays as being the alpha male which is why he shouts instead of talking. Being a loud take charge braggart is often seen as being a strong male figure. It's overcompensating for what you are lacking. 

The males that have actually been put to the test and have seen shit are often quiet and reserved, these are the real alpha males and a real alpha male doesn't feel the need to have a display of his prowess at every occasion.   If they can they try not to waste time with the boastful big mouths because they will eventually call them on their shit.     

And I was like all jazz hands and said what the fuck Mr President?

Comey's internal alarm was raised with Trump so much so that he took down all his conversations in what would be an incident report. He never felt the need to do this with Bush or Obama. When something happens you write it down while it's still fresh in your memory, no opinions or guesses just what you witnessed.

Trump making people leave the room to talk with Comey goes against protocols and Jeff Sessions knew this which was why he was hesitant to leave but when the President tells you to get out you go.

A private dinner alone with the President where he asks for loyalty like a mob boss then uses the 'I hope' you can drop the investigation.  Like a mobster saying "that's a nice family you have, it would be a shame if something happened to them." 

They aren't really concerned about your nice family and a mobster saying 'I hope' means they want and expect ... duh!
Only Republicans can't see this apparently.  Blah blah blah Benghazi blah blah blah e-mails blah blah blah unmasking!

Yeah we caught several Americans working with Russian spies out to destroy our democracy .... you what? you spied on Americans while they were talking to Russians? Disgraceful! 

A personal profile on Comey:  The man is a highly trained lawyer that thinks in legalese. The way he wrote his reports on the conversations so they weren't classified, the fact that he NEVER gives a personal opinion but sticks with the facts.

He plays by rules even if others don't like it. Making a statement about Hillary's e-mails wasn't about swaying the election it was about protecting his baby, the FBI.

Making incident reports on conversations and testifying wasn't a political move, he was protecting his baby, the FBI.

Comey can take a lot of crap. Getting fired via TV while thousands of miles away from DC he can take it but saying the FBI lied and that he was a nutjob who did his job poorly .... too much.

Comey has this complex internal dialogue going on. He likes everyone to know their place and job he is big into order. He is also big into keeping his composure and careful about the words he says.

This is why whenever the President clears the room or asks for loyalty Comey doesn't have a zinger ready. His internal dialogue is trying to process everything. McCain said, ' I'd demand the President explain to me what he meant by we had that thing' as if it was odd not too. Another Senator said that Comey should have told the President that him being alone with him was not acceptable.

Comey is strong and intelligent but how many people stand up to their new boss and tells them their job especially when he runs the country?
       
I believe Comey is intimidated by Trump, not in a scared way but in a made to feel uncomfortable doesn't like him way. Comey is mentally thrown when things are not how they are supposed to be.

Comey could give his opinion and really give the nation something to grab onto but he is all about the facts. He relies on others to figure out the truth without him spelling it out and breaching classified information.  

Some things you just can't tell the public and he has to inform the public in a way that shows the FBI are transparent and not being used by any one side as a tool.

Why was Sessions, Kushner and the others cleared from the Oval office for Trump to speak to him. Sessions should have been there, what was so bad that Trump didn't want witnesses? 

Why have a private one on one dinner when no other president has done so? 

Comey looks people in the eyes and doesn't show annoyance when he has to repeat himself. He shifted in his seat slightly so his body faced each Senator that was asking him questions. When McCain went batshit crazy and talked about why Hillary wasn't being investigated Comey could have easily pointed out the difference between a target of the Russians and an accomplice but Comey was nervous as he was no doubt embarassed at the stupidity of the line of random ass questioning.

Was there something else as to why Comey was edgy about Trump? Maybe it's something he can't talk about. When it turned out that the NSA was holding information on Americans the shit hit the fan.
The FBI have had files on Charlie Chaplin, John Denver, Rock Hudson, Whitney Houston, Steve Jobs even the rock band Kiss. Someone going to Communist Russia in the 80's would have peaked the interest of the FBI but would they tell you they had a file on Trump?

Boy would that look bad.

The FBI and the other alphabet soup agencies cannot be seen spying on Americans. Look at the whole unmasking thing and that was just routine.   

I don't know how an American businessman who is the very epitome of decadence going to Communist Russia to see about opening up some ultra Capitalist pig hotels makes a jot of sense.

If Trump is sworn in to testify I am 100% sure that he'll lie. Comey wasn't lying he isn't wired that way. He's a patriot and extremely loyal with a sense of fair play and is all about just the facts ma'am.  
 

The Truth Behind The Trump Administration

No one thought that Donald Trump would win the election. Not even Hillary could be that much disliked for Trump to become President and she'd just kill anyone that got in her way right?

If you look throughout history you'll see conspiracies that have turned out to be true. What I am about to tell you is so complex and far reaching that you'll probably dismiss it and go watch a cat video in your wee werld of denial.

Why does Trump compliment dictators, reverse any and all good that Obama did, talk smack to allies, hate the free press and generally create mistrust and division? 

  Nothing to see here, just St Petersburg Square in 1987

It started when Donald Trump took his first wife Ivana to Russia. Don't get her confused with their daughter Ivanka as the names are similar, this has confused Donald for years. 'Are you my wife or daughter, never mind you'll do.'  

Trump was talking to rich Commie Russians about setting up hotels in Soviet Russia ... like you do but in reality it was a ploy to get him there. The KGB had other plans. Operation Trump Cardski was a long play set up by a young KGB agent called Vladimir Putin.  

Trump was subjected to intense brainwashing. Brainwashed soldiers who went missing in Nam were secretly held captive in Russia and used to turn Trump. This is why he doesn't like soldiers that got captured (except Andrew Jackson) it's his programming. 

Trump was broken, his insecurities exposed and a thin shell of ego was created around him. Easy to do with rich pampered twats. His business deals in Russia didn't pan out since they didn't really exist. He returned to the US with Ivana his handler.

Trump's marriage to Ivana faltered when he cheated on her with Marla Maples. This marriage only failed because of the fall of Communism. Russia had other concerns at the time and so their grip on Trump weakened. 

The advances in technology had DNA samples taken from Trump taken out of Storage in 1999 when Putin became Prime Minister. His rise to power had already given him enough clout to send a Russian asset (Melania) to tempt Trump with the trigger command words in 1998. Three months after their first meeting they started to date. Furnace - Daybreak - Seventeen - Benign ... I'll not type the rest of the activation words in case any sleeper agents are reading this.

When Old Knudsen destroyed the cloning installation when trying to get rid of his own evil Soviet era clones many of the newer Trump clones escaped and are living all over the world. On an interesting note the clones do not cope well without a wealthy father to back them up so no rags to riches stories there.

Harold Bornstein another Russian asset was set up as Trump's doctor. His weekly cocktail of drugs would keep Trump on edge and susceptible to suggestion.  

This is why 40 years ago Trump could hold conversations and use words other than for glib filler. Now drug addled Trump makes words up and says nothing of substance. He's still highly susceptible to suggestion which is why if you want Trump to do something it's best to be the last person he talks to. 

Since just after World War Two, aliens have been steadily infiltrating humanity at all levels. From butt probing hicks to world leaders the Greys are among us. Our world war destruction got their attention and when the Greys found out about rectums they became obsessed.  As everyone knows Greys do not have arseholes, all waste comes out of their little mouths. 

Speaking of which Ivanka and Jared Kushner have been put into place to watch over Trump and to build an empire of future leaders. Their tall slim bodies, long necks and wide set eyes are a giveaway, under those meat suits they are aliens.      

You've seen too much, now you must die

They have that stand offish sinister vibe that Greys can't get rid of.  They are not the only non-humans in the Trump admin. 

Out of his meat suit Steve Bannon is a Zorgoff slug beast. They have lived under the surface of the ground and under rocks for millennia. Zorgoff's also love butt holes .... can you blame them? 

 

 Putin is an important asset for the Greys

 

Greys have a special communication system via ties. There is a reason the red Commie tie is worn by Republicans. Also different clones will have different ties.

Putin and the Greys have other world leaders in their pocket. Xi Jinping sometimes needs a refresher program but for the most he's on board.  

Some eyebrows were raised when Putin took his wife and two kids to Disneypark (a Russian ripoff) in Moscow. People didn't know he had a knew wife or children. Vlad is so complex and mysterious, no wonder Trump loves him.  He later denied their existence ... he also denied interfering in any election anywhere and has still totally not invaded parts of Ukraine and Georgia.    

Well I trust him .... not enough to fly in a plane near Russian airspace, use the St Petersberg subway, criticize his government while in Russia or eat sushi with him but for the most yeah I believe him. 

 

 Almost human but you can tell it isn't 

Years of mental manipulation and drugs has damaged Trump's capacity to think good smarts. There is only so much a mind can take and Trump wasn't very strong willed to begin with.  

As well as clones the Russians have created Trump bots. Some can walk and talk and almost appear human while others will just use fake accounts on Twitter and write fake news stories. 

Melania refuses to hold hands with them as they often malfunction causing them to just walk off or seem confused and she fears that her hands may get crushed. Trump bots have small hands but have vice like grips. 

Many malfunctions tend to happen during handshakes which is unfortunate.

There can be problems with the flesh and blood Trumps though. Remember when red tie Trump (possibly the original) tried to drill into his head to relieve the pressure and shouted "this is not a drill!" ... Spicer announced that it was just a routine thing to do and that many in the White House knew the real meaning so it was perfectly fine and stop asking questions. 

You may not believe any of this, that's probably because the chemtrails have made you docile. Ever wonder why the fuck Americans have all those guns and yet have never tried to overthrow the government? 

Here have an PRG and look there is Trump ... hey why you firing it at that school? ... fucken Americans and their conditioning huh.

We're all just a load a fat rectums doing as we are told. Most outrage comes in the form of hashtags these days.   

Plot twist: Hillary is behind it all. Hillary is a Sinalust Queen from the planet Scrunchy 5. The Greys fear her and do as they are told. Sinalust command has various groups like the Illuminati, Big Bankers, Big Pharma, Deep State and Deep Dish that control everything ... oh and of course they are Jewish duh! 

Hillary only pretended to lose the Presidential elections twice, if we were exposed to the grand plan all the details would probably overload our small ape brains and kill us. 

ISIS, chocolate, sport, reality TV all distractions. Your vote matters ... yeah right. You have freedom ... until a Grey takes a liking to your bumhole that is.