Dystopian Futures Begin So Insidiously That You Don't Even Notice

The more elitist and arrogant politicians are the more they will lie to and manipulate the people in order to get total control. After years of being at the top of the food chain they lose the whole 'working for the people' idea and replace that with 'national interest' making what they work for a nationalistic idea rather than a collection of people each with their own stories and set of problems.

If you don't work or are disabled you are judged as being lazy.  One size fits all solutions that make qualifying for benefits harder and stressful are used to nudge these lazy blighters back to work as it's for their own good and the good of the national interest.

They hire agencies to assess you and points systems to deny you anything you qualify to get. The hope is that you give up trying to apply or die before you are successful, either way it saves money.

There is always an angle. Follow the money.  Money, power and sex, the biggest motivators that most historical events can be tied to.

But we NEVER get the full story of what is really happening or the full agenda.

Isn't it odd that a politician who votes to remain in the EU becomes Prime Minister when Brexit vote wins ????? The opposition leader timidly supports to remain too but we know he didn't really mean it.

Something doesn't smell right.

In 2010 at the time of recession HSBC gave a massive loan to IPLG a financial services investment fund, they then in turn funneled  $5 million to the Tories via Swiss bank accounts to help with their election. Shit that people just forget to declare.

This story isn't a massive scandal much like how when the DUP in Northern Ireland were caught using a scheme to pay out thousands to those that signed up for it and operating at a loss. It cost the tax payer £490 million .... no one was held accountable and while the government of Northern Ireland is kinda non-existent right now no one really lost their jobs, they are still getting paid to argue.

Corbyn's Beach bod ready for June

The opposition party (Labour) is pretty half arsed at going after Tory scandals, most outrage comes from the Scottish SNP.

You know what else isn't a big news story too? Russian influence in the Brexit vote. You could claim it was mere circumstantial evidence that splitting from the EU is in Putin's favor much like how a candidate like Trump is also a boon but where is the proof?

How can you show the thousands of bots that originated from Russia and the various fake sites that drown out the real news to people? Who believes the experts anyways .... obviously butt hurt libtard sore losers.
The melt down of the government registering to vote site for the Brexit referendum, yeah lets explain that away as being a glitch that just happened to look like an attack.   No one would dare use computery against the British!

The Wikileaks hacks and releases that was beyond their capabilities ... dismiss that too cos na na na I refuse to believe it. Oh they did it again against the left wing candidate in the French election na na na still not listening.  

This conspiracy is looking more like a plan now.  Set up right wing leaders and who is going to complain about Ukraine or Chechen authorities arresting hundreds of gays? .... Not news worthy much is it? 

 Do you like being lied to and played?

Ukip the right wing group led by Trump buddy Nigel Farage that fractured the British vote has had its day. It is no longer of use and has simply faded into the ranks of the Tories again. The Tories got those votes back by being more Nazi like, a return to their hateful ways of the 80's when you could shoot protesters and torture prisoners. 

It's sad when the only people that stand up to Nazis these days are chicks in Birmingham and girl scouts. 
Liberal women are more intuitive than most men and can sense a rising tide of bigotry. Women will be one of the groups told to behave and get into line, this is a fight for the future and they can feel it.  

The more we tolerate now and the more we let slide and don't question the more we'll be fucked later on. Those people that vote Trump, Brexit or Tory Conservative are like the people that do nothing as the bully beats up someone smaller and weaker. Better go along with it in case they turn on me ... appeasing, they'll get to you eventually.

Joss Whedon  writing those strong female characters has figured out that Captain America is more likely to be female because most guys are driven by the wrong emotions. 

Obviously not every woman is a paragon of justice, there are plenty of female assholes on the wrong side of history. Who commits the most rapes and murders, men or women? ... that right there proves my point.

The Tories in the UK have a silent choke hold on the media. Their friends own newspapers that whip the lowbrow public into a frenzy. When Kate Middleton got her saggy unimpressive baps out the palace strongly suggested that those pics would not appear in the media in the UK and they didn't. Europe and the US had them but we didn't.

And that's just the allegedly non-political palace. The Tories don't need to shout 'fake news' fucken Yank amateurs huh. Massive austerity protest outside the BBC building ... not mentioned in the news.

You say pedo the BBC says national treasure

The NHS has been at breaking point for years. Poor funding means fewer services. Emergency departments are closing and those left open are struggling with the huge volume of patients. You'd better not have a psychotic break down because there ain't any beds for that so suck it up.

The Secretary of State for Health Jeremy Hunt says that emergency room visits need to get down to 4 hours yet totally denies that some nurses need to go to food banks if they want to eat. The Tories just refuse to accept reality and will tell you their reality. Everything is fine, if not then lets blame some foreigners.  

Why isn't this big news? The hospital horror stories come out and the Tories defend the low wages and long hours and it goes away. We are being conditioned to accept this as the norm ... nothing we can do about huh.

Don't worry I'm sure there will be some stubborn nasty woman who refuses to let an overwhelming well funded force bully everyone, she will persist and inspire others to join the struggle.

The British government is sneaky and does everything that Trump does but in a quiet understated way. No Muslim ban we'll just take a minuscule amount of refugees and you'll be fucken grateful.

We'll keep plugging away with Christian values because we do have a state sanctioned religion taught in schools, a national day of prayer would be done in a church away from cameras ... oh those Americans and their photo ops.

  Not the best the female gender has to offer.

Theresa May is terrible at photo ops. She is also bad at debates which is why the Tories have decided to just not have them. If there was a chance of Labour winning the June election it would be because May repeating the phrase 'Strong and stable' would show the public that they don't have a clue and if there is a plan it won't be good for you.   

Strong and stable, strong and stable, pieces of eight, Polly wants a cracker ... malfunction malfunction!

While liberals in the US are still waiting for those check and balances to kick in we in the UK don't even have that naive hope, we are fucked. The people are too divided to make a difference or too biased and institutionalized. The lack of hopeful leaders and voices of dissent will ensure the status quo is maintained.

Where Was Knudsen?

Yes Old Knudsen was missing from any online activities for a week. The amount of concern that flooded his inbox was touching ... seriously people, not even one, "are U ok hun?"  Yeah someday I'll die and then you'll be sorry, or not ....cunts!

Before you ask, I know yer going to. Old Knudsen did not have any contact with the Russians and does not have any deals with the Russians.

He most certainly did not go to Ukraine and assassinate Putin critic Denis Voronenkov. I wasn't even in Kiev .... oh you must have said Kiev otherwise how would I know? I certainly didn't have a Ukrainian patsy named Pavel Parshov get mortally wounded to avoid any hint of Putin involvement so stop asking me about it for fucks sake!

I also didn't throw Russian lawyer Nikolai Gorokhov from a window the day before as a warning to stop looking into government corruption.

I did go to the US to see my ex though. The living sex doll Hillary Clinton. I was detained at the airport cos of all the Middle East stamps in my passport. I was released with I recited the Lard's prayer and convinced them all I was "normal" and in a white person friendly religion than one of those raghead ones.

I was actually on my meds for a change otherwise I'd be traveling in blackface wearing my 'hail Satan' t-shirt and a red velvet cape.

I did confuse their x-ray machine though and the TSA patter downer as me adult diaper was full. Didn't know that was in their regulations concerning hazardous materials and liquid amounts.

Hillary had stopped feeling sorry for herself, I mean how can you fuck up and lose to an orange sex offender with no policies to help America? She just potters around the garden now and has people due to testify against her killed ... the usual.

Plenty of stamina though, Trump was wrong about that one. She could suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.

My e-mail application was successful and I became a top adviser to the President. I just looked at what Obama had done and suggested reversing it. It showed Trump that great minds do think alike and that we were on the same page.

I saved some money by suggesting cuts to programs that helped people with Alzheimers and dementia. Me Ma had it so I'm a fucken expert. They don't know their programs are cut so it doesn't do any harm really.

Wounded veterans also have their programs cut as a penalty for messing up at work. We hope this will be an incentive to others to fight ISIS harder and not to be so careless.

Do you know how much it costs to make and dish out Purple hearts? The British army don't get a participation medal when they get wounded, suck it up snowflakes and use alcohol and violence to fix yer problems like us normal people do.

If those bone spurs hadn't prevented Trump from serving we could have totally won Vietnam. Have you seen the disregard he has for the 200 plus civilians killed by US bombs since he took office? The man refuses to let things like innocents get in the way of his war. 

Is education in the violent inner cities really that important? The ethnics could just sell their souls to Satan like Carson did .... c'mon people, this isn't brain surgery. After talking to Carson for 5 minutes you really do doubt if he even graduated high school.

I also suggested setting up a series of departments designed at cutting down government waste and over spending. Of course we'll need our own building and guns and badges. Maybe a uniform, nice black or brown shirts perhaps.

You'll find that as long as the people have their liberty to own guns and see that minorities are getting shit upon that you can do almost anything to them. It's human nature. 

Trump paid me in gold as I'm predicting a wee world war soon so paper money won't be worth fuck all. He can just walk into Fort Knox and grab some now. He pays for his weekly golf trips in five fingered discount gold so people need to get off his fucken back.   

I wrote a report debunking the reports that said nothing was tapped."Experts" have widely reported that denial and a lack of evidence are two indicators that it probably isn't as they say. If you hear hoof beats you probably assume it's someone with coconuts clacking together but it's possible that it could be unicorns or the Jersey Devil.... FACT! 

The FBI, CIA and NSA have claimed all sorts about Old Knudsen in the past and failed to even consider evil clones or robots so I'm inclined to not believe them.

Like lying scientists too, don't give me yer proof. In my day the only people concerned about climate change was the weather man, now it's a multi million dollar business and I'm not just talking about Al Gore DVD's.

Everyone knows coal is the future but wind turbines and solar panels are trendy now. Just wait when all the wind and the sun is used up, then you'll be sorry.

Does working out count if you don't post about it on social media? 

I was going to stay at a Trump hotel but the Gourmet chef Pierre was deported so I stayed at a Bally's instead.

Purina have a 'gourmet' brand of cat food so I'm no interested in that shite, bring me chips, onion rings and curry. I refuse to be an old person that eats cat food ... fucken stereotypes... and stay off my lawn! 

So that's what Old Knudsen did or didn't do in a week. Put in rehab and police custody in to fill in any blanks as me black outs have gotten longer. No wonder SG-19 micro chipped me when I werked for them. 

Donald Trump Found Dead

After losing to Hillary by a narrow margin Trump took to Twitter to express his disgust. Then in what can only be described as tremendously tragic he took his own life.

An out pouring of sympathy to his family came from all over the world. Putin said it "what a great loss to America", Assad said "He could have been someone I could have worked with :( " even President Hillary Clinton paused her all nighter to add, "I'm sure is family especially his rich widow are very upset at this tragic loss, oh and it's 'heroes' ffs lol".  

His supporters were very upset. "I voted for Trump because he wasn't a crooked woman but now I see how wrong I was to judge others without proof and be angry because my life isn't perfect, maybe I should have gone to school more and applied myself. From now on I'm quitting the KKK and helping poor blacks kids in the inner cities and treating others with respect no matter their gender, race, sexual preference or religion .... my brother Daryl feels the same way too."

Wow, this old Blogger has had his faith in humanity restored. The death of Trump is sorta like when Jesus died ... remember that?

Then there is this guy, "To honor the memory of such an incredible politician I call on Clinton to pass Donald's idea of freedom of choice for the youth of America and to lower the age of sexual consent to 13, retroactive for the past 20 years ... yeah that should be enough."

Warning! Graphic but enjoyable picture up next.

Donald Trump, Reality show personality, businessman and failed politician couldn't take the strain of being the biggest most ultimate loser in the US and took his own life with a single shot to the head. Early reports are that it was a foreign possibly Muslim handgun he used.

FBI sources say that it was definitely Trump and it was definitely a suicide. They have hinted at some newly found e-mails that connect the death to Hillary Clinton and have said they will probably indict her .... apart from that they wouldn't give any other details but said that this was big and better than whatever else they said she might have done.   

Baldwin was in full Trump makeup when he vanished off set in New York.

FBI Director James Commie was asked about the strange disappearance of SNL actor Alec Baldwin, he said, "Mr Baldwin probably went on a Libtard drug and drink bender and may never be seen again, you know what those liberal actor types are like. We'll keep looking cos it's our job or something but I doubt we'll find him."

Hours after Hillary was elected she cut funding to the FBI so I doubt they will find him now. A new division called The New World Order Investigation Bureau will take over most of the FBI's role. 

After a speedy investigation because it was so straight forward Trump's body was cremated and his ashes mixed with gold flakes was cast from the top of Trump Tower.  

Two weeks later. 

Thanks to a prenup that Melania doesn't remember signing she got none of Trump's vast $4 million dollar (after back taxes were paid) empire. In fact all of Trump's money went to Donald's long lost twin brother Ronald who is definitely NOT a loser.   

He went on to talk about his sudden inheritance. "We'll all miss my wonderful, fantastic brother Donald and I hold no grudges to crooked President Hillary but someone needs to look into whether or not she had him killed. There also has to be an investigation on election fraud as Donald was at the top of all the polls, no matter what those number things said."    

When asked why we had never heard of him before he said.  

"I'm not a big star like my brother, I worked mostly in foreign banking. The Alfa bank in Russia, a wonderful bank by the way, best bank ever! Everybody says so. I'm rich and I'm single, parents lock up your daughters, but not the fat ugly ones."