The Belfast Fleggergraph

Poor Pastor James McConnell, he is being persecuted .... just like Jesus for his beliefs. He says he's old, ill and may die at any moment then you'll be sorry but he refuses to be silenced and will go to prison if that's what it takes.

His only crime was hate speech, that's all."Islam is heathen, Islam is satanic, Islam is a doctrine spawned in hell."    

Peter Robinson of the DUP stood by the Pastor when he said his remarks had been misinterpreted, and met Muslim leaders in Belfast to apologise. He probably meant that Islam sucks the sweat from Satan's balls and that the Devil and Allah are the same .... see? Storm in a tea cup.  

Pastor McConnell doesn't think that he needs to apologise. " I have nothing against Muslims, I have never hated Muslims, I have never hated anyone. But I am against what Muslims believe. They have the right to say what they believe in and I have a right to say what I believe."

I don't think it's enough to imprison him on and I doubt he'll go to prison but he needs to shut his fat bigoted mouth and pretend to be more fucking Christian.


The Belfast Telegraph newspaper is standing up for the Pastor, just as they did for Ashers cake shop that refused to make a cake supporting ghey marriage because it was against their Christian beliefs yet had no trouble making Pagan Halloween cakes.

They support them in a fair unbiased way of course .... like putting them on the front page every other day.  

The poor man is the victim. 

Why wasn't Ian Paisley charged with hate speech for calling the Pope the Anti-Christ when he was merely an elitist pedo enabler and supporter, a bit like Paisley himself    which is why the abuse at Kincora gets swept under the rug so often. Paisley also had a hate campaign against gheys and he was never charged with hate speech.

There is a double standard and that needs to be addressed, all the hate speakers need to charged and executed because the one thing that Northern Ireland has too much of is hate speech with no accountability. The law and the police in Northern Ireland needs to man the fuck up.  

The Belfast Telegraph seems to be protesting too much, they know what sells papers and don't want readers to connect them to their Dublin based owners. Is the Belfast Telegraph even a real paper? It gets on more like a blog with opinion on the front page rather than unbiased news. It really needs to stop giving page space to god botherers. 

The paper suggests we use satire and ridicule against racism and hate and use our free speech rather than telling people what they can't say and then doesn't put a comment box under most of it's stories .... it says this is to prevent the crazies from ranting. Remember yon letter it printed about someone rants on about the actual date of the birth of Jesus? ... aye talk about crazy. 

Are the crazy people not allowed an opinion? I smell double standards and they were a bit snooty when I mentioned the lack of comment boxes. 

Then you have Nelson McCauseland writing an opinion column, too much bigoted slanted crazy because we don't have that much news going on here. Making the news by stirring up tensions, that is where it's at and that is what they are doing.   

Old Knudsen Sees A Psychic

So I went to a psychic medium show last week. It was a small turnout of about 40 people in a side room at a hotel. I got the sense that it wasn't going to be like John Edward when the audience were coming and going to the bar every 5 minutes and vaping in their seats.

The psychic took to the small stage, he played some song to get into the mood about when you need me I'll be by yer side, very sad I'm sure.

Bob Taylor psychic medium dressed in his 3 piece suit sans jacket with his fat belly testing the the limits of his waist coat stood and breathed as he listened to the spirits behind him.

He went off on a story about how he has heard some song about using someone's pillow. I don't think it was the Drake song, 'And if you pillow talking with the women that are screwing you Just know that she gon tell another nigga when she through with you' .... it wasn't that kind of crowd. All white people (obviously) with the old weemen on the right side of the room and the middle aged weemen with about 4 men on the left. 

A woman said her pillow had fallen, hit the electric heater and caught fire and she vaguely knew of the song from when she was young, not good enough.

No one got the pillow thing, a large woman at the front who got ALL the references said she understood the pillow but I highly suspect she is one of his regulars. A bodysnatcher as he explained who takes all the people.

Someone is sucking my psychic juices I cannot speak to the dead today!

No no no, it's all your fault, you aren't paying attention and getting the connections, he berated in a more polite way. Sort of YOU DON"T BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH! Enough to make people politely nod and question themselves. Once they say that they sort of get it he runs with it and it's not like you can say no after that. People's brains make connections naturally and he is relying on us accepting his tenuous links and connections for the sake of his show. 

I only do home parties for no more than 3 people as anymore is just greed and you can't read everyone ... as he stands in front of 40 people. What if 40 spirits came through?

Ballywalter! he called out, which as it turns out is close to where he is from. A woman said, 'yes me' and he asked if she trained horses, when she was young it seems ... that was enough of a link. The lady volunteered the news that her sister had died. He asked did someone get better just before they died? .. um lots of people do that, it's one of the signs that the end is nigh.

After John Hurt's character in Alien got the thing off his face he was eating his dinner like a starving person just glad to be alive and then he died.   

Do you know the song 'Bring me sunshine?' every British person knows it just like Americans know the Mister Roger's theme. Well your sister is saying you brought her sunshine and made her smile, she also sends you rainbows.

Shit! I thought the rainbows were God's promise to not kill us all again, a sort of scary reminder to appreciate that God has let you live another day.  Like a divine raising of a hand.

Well the lady was crying and the younger lady beside her (her daughter?) was crying too. The younger lady (early 20's) had been looking back at me a lot at the start of the night, must have been my manly shoulders though I was actually thinking 'what the fuck is her problem?' aye me mating skills are that rusty, £5,00 in change is usually Old Knudsen's foreplay and yes he expects change. 

Flowers were given .... no not Valentine's day, that would be too easy. Oh flowers at a grave, imagine that. He didn't get the sister's name name though, you'd think that spirits would give that out instead of a KK name or a double barreled name which she didn't get. 

I sense a woman will meet a man, it will be awkward at first but then they will have drunken sex.

I'm getting a beautician or some beauty course that someone wasn't happy about .... silence then 'I work with make up.' None of the things applied to her such as the recent purchase of a Louis Vuitton bag or purse though the woman in front had bought a Louis Vuitton case 3 days ago. I can't even remember who her spirit was but they said she ate a lot of baked beans, which she denied but her man said she did because she was very windy. 
She'd later get an old fella who wore bicycle clips and smoked woodbine and had a wart on his hand .... out of 40 people, 10 of them knocking on Heaven's door you'd expect more to get more on that one.

He keeps saying Cody or codi .... a name of a child or pet? I thought it was a bit of a generation mistake there but it turned out to be Co-codamol, as explained by him that an elderly female relative of hers may be on. She was very quiet during the whole elderly relative part as if that bit didn't match.

If a spirit comes across I'd be validated if they said "aspirin" as sometimes I take those and am defined as a person by those wee pills.

The psychic works with dementia patients by the way .... home help? Orderly in a rest home? He didn't seem overly educated but he had balls of brass the way he told people they were wrong and the spirits were always right ..... BULLSHIT!  Even if the spirits were always right what makes you think that you are interpreting them correctly?

The drinks were flowing rightly and he even asked/told someone to put their glass down as he spoke to them.
'I'm getting a female spirit and someone who uses a nasal spray everyday'   ... the guy with the large beaky nose says, 'I use one everyday, I have it in my pocket now but there are no females involved' ... nope, it wasn't him, moving on, no one got that one either.

Somehow he landed on the young daughter lass, turns out that her grandmother may have used a spray, who knows?

Psychic, 'do you get the feeling of a male presence on your stairs?'

Gurl, 'no but I feel like someone is watching me while I'm in bed and doors I know I have closed will be open when I get home.'        

Since the lass was half decent looking and is renting her place I'd check it for hidden cameras and moved underwear in her drawer ... just saying like.

Psyhic 'It's a male relative , was there someone who killed themselves in the house? I'm getting a man who hung himself.'

Old Knudsen took all of his will power to not stand up and say, "he was not hung unless you count his huge cock, he was hanged, he hanged himself" The fucked kept repeating hung. He also said house like hise.

Psyhic 'Do you use shak 'n' vac maybe you like strong smells and what is this about a cigarette butt collection?'

Turns out she would shake 'n' vac her grandad's home and has OCD and can't stand an ash try full of butts. He also mentioned her coughing fits or maybe epilepsy, a friend of hers mined smoking cigarettes to do with her coughing, he came out with the name Matildir .... sorry Matilda which is the middle name of her sister and found out she has an aunt in Texas ... wow, how vaguely exact.

He then explained that the young gurl (not the sister, that was it with her just a middle name) was sensitive to the other side and should zip herself up in a sleeping blanket and bathe herself with protective light, it was then that the friend who mimed the smoking started asking questions. 'Are you a Christian because you sound like Pastor McConnell at the Whitewell church preaching up there' 


Psychic 'I believe in God' 

He then continued with the gurl and suggested that he came out to check out the spirit if she was worried.

The spirit went from a family member to who knows who lived there before.  


Heckler 'I paid £10 and expected to get something exact for my money instead of this shite.' 

The psychic said that he'd never convince the woman and that he was more open minded and of the importance of protecting yourself from negative people .... yes all veiled passive aggressive remarks as throughout the show.

Another woman said she had a passing recently and it was a strong person who would obviously have come through and she was surprised they didn't. The psychic said his mother had passed 15 years ago and never came to him ... I'm sure John Edward has said that.

I bet if she had paid £30 for a private reading she'd get her ghost or is that Old Knudsen being cynical?

The show ended in chaos with the psychic relying on his regulars for validation with the we are right and you are not kind of thing.

  

Here is what Old Knudsen got from the psychic. He watches the room as people sit and wait, people drinking and not keeping their voices down, lose lips sink ships. His plain wife sits at the back in silence. He's aggressive and bold, not at all shy and retiring and he's been doing this for years, he depends on his bold bluffing a lot.
I'm sure it isn't the first time he has told someone they are special and maybe he should call around to their home. Controlling women seems natural to him, at least the ones who let him control them.

While he may have some talent, not sure if the voices are telling him to say rainbows or not but the things he said could have applied to many people. He may understand humans more than anything.

Middle aged people and old women are likely to get his song references and stereotype people. There was some power in the room but I'm not sure it was from him.

Example of some patter I'd use if I was him, 'I'm getting someone, an older female who has passed connected with someone who went out for a meal or got a takeaway and wasn't very happy about it, could be today, yesterday or a month ago but the spirit is telling me that when you look at the photograph she is by your side..... does anyone know what that means?'      

Old Knudsen wasn't surprised that ALL the readings came from the middle aged people who were drinking while the old dears who have probably lost people that week got nothing.  I took two items that belonged to my parents to the show, if they turned up then I'd get easier validation than nasal prays and pain relief or a job I had 30 years ago.

While I'm sure that Ma Knudsen did turn up, that crazy old coot just danced around on the stage pretending to be some music hall star, never let her spirit around the spirits.

Of all the things, worlds and knowledge that spirits have access to, why do they make vague connections and tell you that they love you etc?  I wasn't surprised I didn't get a reading, I don't have anything much to say to my folks except that I hope they now understand everything better and if they are at peace and at happy.

I Googled the psychic and he has very little online presence except a webpage that isn't kept up to date and 6 testimonials from people who made the connections and were maybe jived that they were voodoo.

We are all voodoo, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Stay open to possibilities but keep yer skepticism my friends. 

He made a comment worthy of his heckler though. On some site he said about how he paid £60 to see John Edward at the Waterfront hall in Belfast only to have Edwards walk out in jeans and a hoodie, no respect for those who paid their money or for the spirit world.  

Bitchy much? 

   
 

Jim Dowson Shows Support For Bigoted Pastor James McConnell

And no one cares .....

 Jim Dowson being irrelevant. 

Right wing mouthpiece Jim Dowson has come out in support of Pastor James McConnell who recently preached to his congregation that Islam is the spawn of Satan and that you can't trust Muslims.
Dowson ranted on about Mooslim madness on his Facebook page for the neo-nazi group Britain First  and how Muslims run areas in English cities where they give you death threats for handing out Bibles and attack you for drinking alcohol in the street, the later is very dear to Dowson's heart as he's Scottish, every day is a hip flask day for him.

According to Dowson, Mooslims lie about whatever they like as we infidels are scum and beneath their respect, unlike Christians who are raised good and never lie.... Except that Dowson is a hypocritical, lying, scumbag, neo-nazi, homophobe who likes to make money while stirring up shit.

 

Imagine that, gangs of lawless cunts thinking they can run the streets and using religion as a means to justify being dickheads .... never mind that, lol at the ginger camel jockey. 

     Now who would use religion to stir up hate and prejudices? 

Just like the Muslims or Mooslims as Dowson calls them. Just like the way that not every Protestant is thick necked criminal and not every Catholic is a bomb making pedo, not every Muslim is a terrorist.
If you must judge people then judge them by their character and how they behave, not by what they are.

Now tell me how these radical Muslims are any different to the Loyalists or the Republicans. You all dress up in funny looking gear, make speeches about the man, think you are above the law, don't like others from outside yer tribe and pretend to be from some middle eastern religion.

Yer all just a bunch of useless wankers with too much time on yer hands, it's a pity ya don't spend that time educating yerselves. As my Da would always say, "you wanna fight? ..... then join the army." 

Halolz

 

A Muslim doing Satanic stuff with his meat .

Subway has said they will only sell Halal meat in areas in which it is most sought after, this isn't some Muslim ploy to condemn yer soul with a 6 inch sub it's done for commercial reasons.  Pastor James McConnell an attention hoor from Northern Ireland is convinced that he'll bite into a burger and the cooties of Islam will crawl out and take him to a place of torture and terror .... a little like Guantanamo Bay. So what if they say prayers over the animals before cutting it's throat, eat more bacon then, surely bacon is God's way of saying he loves us and wants us to be happy. 

It isn't the Muslims you should worry about, it's the .....

Jews! Those people and their dills, taking over everything. I don't hear any Pastors of hate preaching against kosher food.

Maybe because Jebus used to be Jewish and many of the old testament action heroes were Jewish too.  

 Oy-vey that's a good pizza.

I wonder how they kill the dills in a kosher way ....


The joke's on you McConnell, I heard that many employees of KFC were Wiccan and say "blessed be" and "merry meat" when they make up yon bargain buckets.

Yer soul has long left the building.

Pastor McConnell Worships Lucifier

Pastor James McConnell is looking to have a fine holiday in the sun before his heart gives out and wants you to pay for it. If there is enough to pay off his online debts from gambling and porn then excellent, if not then fuck youse. 

He has already had a serious heart attack but God rejected the cunt and sent him back to earth. What to do when you need some serious dosh .... talk smack about the competition. McConnell who is a pastor at the Whitewell Metropolitan Tabernacle in Belfast said "Islam is heathen, Islam is satanic, Islam is a doctrine spawned in hell."  

Just like that huh, have you been saying it for years and no one noticed? I think he wants to boost his congregation and what do Loyalists hate just as much as the Fenians? Yes, everything else! 

You'll get people going to church just to spite the Muslims, it's what Loyalists do. The idiot sheeple will go and McConnell will pass the buckets round and profits will be doubled... so sayth the Lard! 

So he doesn't like all the violence in the Quran? "I will instill terror into the hearts of the unbelievers, smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them."

Fuck me baldy, that sounds a bit rough. I bet God (the real one) wouldn't do shit like that, he's a god of love and rainbows an shit, except for the bit when he said, "Completely destroy them—the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites."

Which is why you don't see any around today. The rainbows were cos he drown everyone with his love .... lolz.


Pastor Paul Burns of Adullam Christian Fellowship of the ring Church in Sandy Row, south Belfast jumped in and said, "yeah, wot he said" shut up Pasta Burns, no one cares.


Yeah yeah yeah, you old timey firebrands (a colourful way of saying cunt) go on about Muslims blowing up buses and so they must be Satanic because Christians wouldn't do that right? no wait, the IRA did that, ah but you already think they are Satanic cos they are Catholic, shit this is confusing.

Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.

Seriously people, stop being such fucking morons. Religion isn't supposed to be a call to arms to fight and destroy the enemy, this isn't the time of the crusades. The best way to stop religious  fundamentalists is by not being just another kind of religious fundamentalist. Only a clear head and a steady hand will stop those who try to blow up buses no matter what their belief system is.

Old Knudsen looks at each religion saying how they are the right one and thinks now what could be the greatest lie ever told that would serve the Devil's purpose by putting brother against brother each committing atrocities in the name of all good and all holy, that constantly has mankind at war letting them choose of their own free will to justify evil by naming it good?

Yep you guessed it. Christianity, Islam and Judaism were all created by Satan and every soul you save in yer giant expensive tabernacles are actually going to Hell.
Every black soul that denounces something they don't like and uses their position in the community to imply that it's yer duty to attack it will go to Hell as certain as Jimmy Savile, all the Popes and big Ian Paisley when the cunt finally dies .... if he will ever die.

What can you expect from people whose imaginary friend kills children to make a point?  

God is looking at how far out of hand his little social experiment has gotten he can't even drown us now cos we are too many and are everywhere. Besides Satan took the almighty's  job centuries ago and God retired and now lives in a gated community tending his plants on an allotment .... but no fucking apple trees, they attract talking snakes.