Melania Gets Her Tits Out For The Voters

Probably out doing charity work or something.

Yet another post on why you should vote for Donald Trump. First of all it would be tremendous, probably definitely the best decision you've ever made in yer life. Everybody loves him, even the gheys, coloureds, broads and beaners, they all love him. The crooked Democrats hate him because he's a billionaire for the common man and tells it like it is.
If he sees a fat or unattractive woman he'll tell her outright how disgusting she is. Fuck her nice personality, put a bag over her head and make her diet and workout .... you have to respect the man's tough love. He never got any when he was growing up, he was given a million bucks and told to go and play. 

It's a wonder he turned out so normal and well adjusted.

What is there not to love? A rich white guy who was smart enough to be born into a rich family and smart enough not to get sent to Vietnam like all those losers such as John McCain and John Kerry. Imagine what the werld would be like if there wasn't a Donald J Trump, if the gooks had killed him in Nam .... a real lack of golf courses, what would the other rich people do? All those downer cows would go to waste just rotting by the roadside instead of being turned into delicious Trump steaks.

 
After Donald's wife Melania (which sounds like a form of cancer) gave a speech at the RNC which sounded very word for word in places similar to one that Michelle Obama had given years ago the media and the Internet has been having some fun with her.

According to unconfirmed sources the college drop out has several degrees and can speak 5 languages. Old Knudsen can swear in 10, doesn't mean he can do it well. Go fuckensee yerself .... assholeski ... fluck face.  

 There won't be any silly rumours about this one having a cock, well not her own.  

As you know it takes a lot of intelligence to pose naked but then she became a jewelry and watch designer because marrying billionaires doesn't pay the rent if they are still too young to die. Some suspect that Donald's orange tinge is due to being slowly poisoned but who would want to do that? 

 The human body is not sinful, we are all naked under our clothes.

Should we judge because not only does she want to be the First lady but she also wants to be the First lady to pose naked? It was a job and hey who hasn't taken off their clothes for money at some time in their lives?

Or why porn stars don't usually do well in politics or as teachers. What the fuck is moral turpitude anyways? Interesting resumes though.   

  Then I'll call her crooked and she'll win ... it's a tremendous idea. 

Remember when Hillary had her spread? Well neither does Bill which is why he out sourced the job to interns ...  Ka-Chow! Close but no cigar.

 

Trump is back to his usual controversy making self. Lawyer Khizr Khan wanted to use his dead war hero son as a political pawn only to have Trump use his vast intellect to defend himself by attacking his silent wife .... maybe she wasn't allowed to talk muses Trump. 

When Trump suggests Misogyny you know the Interwebs is gonna go wild. Like Ted Cruz questioning other people's morals or Nigel Farage going to his employers in Brussels to slag off the EU.

  It's those chairs again. A part of the Clinton/Trump conspiracy 

Great point Mr Trump. Maybe Khan's wife was just a silent piece of eye candy to distract us from Hillary's classified e-mails that organized the Benghazi attack. Who would stoop to marrying a hottie just to make yerself look good? Shame on you Khan. 

Trump served in military school so he's earned the right to question veterans. 

What kind of name is Khan anyways? It sounds like some Star Trek bad guy or something. Not at all American sounding like Drumpf Trump which as we all know isn't German because nothing good ever comes out of Germany .... except Heckler & Koch and Glock weapons. Yes I know Glock is Austrian but it's the same thing for fucks sake.    

Sitting on golden chairs like everyone else does.  

Donald and Melania promised more naked photo shoots when if he gets elected. I for one think that a First lady who can barely speak English and that gets her tits out is the kind of First lady that America needs.   

Trump looked Barbara Walters in the eye and said, "Melania, who by the way is stunning, isn't she beautiful? Will free the beaver when I'm elected President" now that is an erection election promise I'll hold you to Donald. Yer move crooked Hillary.    

Bears Hibernate, Bears Arms And Shit In The Woods

 

Why this picture? .... Reasons, that's why. 

Old Knudsen is in therapy, you all know this and he isn't ashamed of it. His issues have issues yet still he is the most stable and reliable person he knows. He has never ratted me out to the police and he knows where all the bodies are buried .... that's obviously a metaphor as why would he bury bodies unless he was an undertaker and we all know that no one would trust him to be alone with a dead loved one. He likes it when they lie still.

Actually not all the bodies were buried if there were any but lets not get caught up with details. Many folk that would laugh at someone being in therapy tend to usually be the ones in most need of it and never grow as a person or learns and evolves. Old Knudsen is open to learning but his therapist tells him that his werld view isn't 100% right. 

I dunno maybe it's not 98% and only 95% of people in the werld that are fucken lying two faced cunts.         

Do we still hate Muslims? I'm lost, there we were happily hating Muslims for 9/11 and for just being different and foreign and becoming refugees when we bombed them when all of a sudden.

Muhammad Ali died. He was the greatest ..... just like Old Knudsen is the greatest blogger and Trump is the greatest non-loser .... because we say so.

Ali was tall and beautiful, he moved like a buttercup and stung like lemon on a paper cut. Movies and songs were written about him for fucks sake. Sure he had slightly racist views against white people but only American white people, oh those blue eyed devils. He was intelligent even if he did not never use grammar correctly but who the fuck ever does do? 

He was a popular Muslim (which is unusual) but he was an American and mainly successful so who he prayed to didn't matter. He wasn't the same since 2014 when Old Knudsen knocked him from his chair to become the greatest fighter in the werld but he had it coming.

Ali was also a draft dodger. While the Vietnam war was an anti-commie police action rather than a war and drafting people to fight in it wasn't right I dislike draft dodgers as so many others have gone over and fought with little or no choice and died or left some of themselves behind. They served their cuntry, they walked the walk.

NRA poster boy Ted Nugent didn't wash for weeks, got stoned and shit himself to get out of serving because going to war got in the way of his life. Donald Trump was a popular athlete at college yet a bone spur in his foot prevented him from serving. Dick Cheney, Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, Bill Clinton and John Wayne were all draft dodgers either using college, alleged family hardships or work as an excuse but some are liked more than others.

It's how they made/make us feel or the happy memories we have of them. Errol Flynn is remembered as a bit of a cad, maybe a ghey pedo if you believe the rumours and he is remembered as someone that won WWII on the screen (like John Wayne) but never served. Flynn actually tried to enlist quite a few times after becoming a US citizen in 1942 but a heart murmur prevented him. The studios kept that quiet as he had a rep as a strong athletic type to uphold.  
Seen here with David Niven who was a lieutenant-colonel and was at D-day as a Commando though before that he tried to get out of the military to star in a movie. He starred in one of Old Knudsen's favourites 'A Matter of Life and Death' and served until 1945. 

So do we like draft dodgers now? Ali first said "why me?" before coming up with an anti-war excuse that people loved. Maybe his honesty is why we like him more than the others. What if the soldiers on D-day decided they had nothing against the Germans? .... so many double standards.

The idiot laws preventing transgender people from using their proper restrooms had Christians belittling others for being different. I wear a cape, doesn't make me Superman heh heh .... no it makes you a cape wearing douche bag.
I wouldn't want to share a restroom with Caitlyn Jenner only because he/she is an attention hoor and would probably have cameras in their showing how he/she can stand and use his dick but prefers to sit and pee or some such shite. "Ich bin ein sitzpinkler."

So are we anti-ghey too?  

I'm still boycotting Israel for bombing Palestine, I'm still boycotting Palestine for supporting Hamas, I'm still boycotting China for eating dogs, I'm still boycotting South Africa until they free Nelson Mandela and I've cut Hillary off for sex until she stops promoting fracking, just hand jobs and anal until she cums around  .... I've also signed all the petitions and FB flagged my account for suspicious activity for changing my profile pic too often.   


OMG it pains me that the media doesn't spell it out what I should be thinking.

After the Orlando shooting we should.... as in the US should be thinking of changing their ways. Gheys, transgenders and those that generally just mince around are just people and should be treated with respect until they do something like beat women and shoot 50 people to death or something.

Transgenders, gheys, Muslims and brown foreigners in general that get called illegal or migrant with a sneer are not the monsters. If a person that happens to be in that group does something horrible then that doesn't mean the whole lot are horrible.

Just like if 100 Priests molest children (as they tend to do) or a Christian shoots up an abortion clinic that doesn't make all priests and other Christians douche bags too.

The real monsters are those that looked at the Sandy Hook shooting and dismissed the slaughter in favour of THEIR rights to own guns, not just a pump action shotgun or a Glock for home defense but military grade semi auto rifles. (known as assault rifles to liberals) 

I will keep you and my family safe in case some Arabs come into the Wal-Mart in Hemet and try to kill us in the name of Allen ... USA fuck yeah!

Will your fat ass overthrow the government? Can a load of civvies outgun highly trained military personnel? The Military have blokes that have made a career out of war, they have a command structure, satellite communications, tanks, helicopters and drones but yer civvie ass that has watched a few movies thinks you can take them on.

For self defense: Do you always carry and have yer AR-15 locked and loaded? Do you take it to Wal-Mart? ... to the church? .... out to dinner? When on duty a soldier goes everywhere with his weapon. I'm sure the government will let you know when it's time to revolt or when a good guy with a gun needs to stop a bad guy with a gun.
At the pulse nightclub the gunman was stopped by several good guys known as cops. Should people go to  nightclubs with guns? ..... that's a rhetorical question as how idiotic would that be?

If you say that if more people were armed then there would be less gun crime you need to get yer water tested for lead. In the countries with less guns there is less gun violence than when they had guns ... that is not a coincidence, it's a FACT. 

In WWII and Nam there was always the 10 - 15% of men that hesitated to return fire when fired upon. That was people trained and in uniform mentally prepared for an attack, not someone trying to decide what washing up liquid to buy while yelling at their kid to stop running in the aisles.

  
The real monsters are the kind of people who tell a woman that her 7 year-old daughter who was gunned done at school didn't exist because it's all an Obama plot to take yer guns or a government plot to destroy the 2nd amendment.    

People should be allowed to own guns, yeah like a rifle or revolver but only with the correct training and background check. It won't stop all gun crime but it's better than doing nothing because doing nothing and arguing your 2nd amendment rights just means yer a cunt that won't compromise.
  
How insecure do you have to be to insist on having a semiautomatic weapon? You need therapy for fucks sake and find a set of balls and a spine while yer at it. The chances are that a gun will be taken out of yer untrained shaking hands and used against you anyways.

Go take some classes and learn how to take away someone's gun and where to hit people to put them down cos then you'll have confidence instead of gun courage bought and paid for in the blood of the innocent who had rights too, the right to live being one that was revoked by a fucktard using another right.

The home grown terrorists and spree shooters love the 2nd amendment, well done you patriot, you are destroying your own cuntry. 

It's A Small World After All For Trump

At one of his golf courses in Dubai.

While Donald Trump is telling his voters that because he's rich and is funding his own campaign that he is allowed to speak his mind, unlike all the rest who don't want to upset their sponsors. He forgets to mention that $3.7 million of his $5.8 million campaign came from donors. It's no secret but he lies about it.

He also complains that China is too big of an investor in the US and has been taking away American jobs even though some of the clothes in his signature collection that's sold at Macy's is made in China. Mexico too is stealing American jobs as his clothes are also made there.

And his job on The Apprentice was stolen by an immigrant.

Every time Trump lies he goes up in the polls .... what the fuck people? There were no thousands upon thousands of Muslims cheering 9/11 in New Jersey. I, like many others were sentient back then and glued to every news report, it just didn't happen. If you say it did then yer a liar too.

Of course there were some cunts but thousands .... and in America? .... didn't happen. Trump also says there are parts of London that the police are afraid to go because they are under Muslim control. These are the same police that took down a knife guy with tasers, did they look afraid?

Here is what Trump does, he repeats lies and myths loudly and often and then soon you have people saying, "yeah I saw those Muslims cheering on 9/11 too" mixing up Palestine with New Jersey and adding in some wishful bigoted thinking because for some reason they believe Trump. He's just yer everyman billionaire type full of hate and half formed ideas not based in reality, they obviously relate to his thinking even though they would not be welcome at his golf courses unless they had the money. Only fit to buy his t-shirts and only his friends when he wants votes.  

Is Trump repeating that made up job title guy Fox news terror expert Steven Emerson who said parts of London were under Sharia law and that the whole city of Birmingham was a no go area? I believe that David Cameron said, "This guy’s clearly a complete idiot."

Trump has called for any Muslim who wants to enter the US to be banned from doing so. You know what it doesn't say on passports and what they don't ask you when you enter the US? .... what is yer religion, that's what.
Isn't it conceivable that if a bad Muslim tried to get into the US he could fool Trump's security measures by answering 'no' if asked if he's a Muslim or not even tick the box if they put it on a form. One of the big things that bigots say is that Muslim extremists are told to lie to non-believers .... does that make Trump a Muslim extremist then?

 "Extremists like ISIS will thank Mr. Trump."

Arab billionaire Khalaf Al Habtoor has said that he is sorry he ever endorsed Trump "He is creating a hatred between Muslims and the United States of America." He'll still do business with him of course, he's outraged, not stupid.

The Pentagon has said there are over 5,000 Muslims serving in the US military, when you throw a generalized insult at all non-US Muslims you are also insulting the US ones and any right minded person that isn't into mindless mob justice.  

Trump wants to ban them from the US until we sort things out ... what things? Until we set up a database? Until we build some detention camps? Many of those evil Muslims would have been the parents of many of those in the military, think about that.

Christians kill more people per day that Muslims do. Lets ban everyone that believes their imaginary friend wants them to do things for them, it's obviously a mental health issue. 

There is a UK petition that is close to 100,000 signatures to ban Trump from the UK for his hate speech. Trump has a golf course in Scotland and after insulting Muslims the world seems to be getting smaller and smaller for him. Where can he go for business meetings if his partners can't go to the US and he isn't welcome in other cuntries around the world? 

The White House has said his words rule him out as a presidential candidate. I hope that isn't so because if he doesn't run and doesn't get beat by Hilary we'll never hear the end of it and how Obama used his dirty tricks to deny him the White House.



   

Dracula Retold

So I finally got around to watching this one, what a CGI fest it was. Don't get me wrong it was cool CGI, people turning into bats and slaying hundred of Muslims at a time .... Now this made me want to go and kill some ragheads while American Sniper just made me wish for my time wasted back .... but the civvies love that one, not like they know how soldiers really operate anyway.  If that is the US military at its best then no wonder they haven't won anything since WWII.

I digress ... so ragheads then, Turks if possible, I never liked them anyways always pinching me arse in yon prison, I think they did that to see if it was ripe.

Vlad was taken from his Pennsylvania castle and made to fight for the Turkish in a 300 type montage of young kids being taught to kill. His father had given him up to avoid offending the Sultan. Years later and after he was done brutalizing in the name of the Turks he went back home to rule. Then the Turks came calling and what do Turks always want? .... young boys of course, they demand 1,000 young boys to train in their army and also Vlad's young son.

     I will not let the Turks do to you what they did to me ... I shall make them use lube.

So Vlad goes to a vampire trapped in a cave and makes a deal and gets some cool super powers but the hunger .... had me reaching for the snacks just thinking about his blood lust. 

Never mind the story, it wasn't too well thought out, but again there was a lot of CGI killing, also a lot of 'here, let me go over here so you can sneak round and kill my loved ones' moments. My powers will be useless by dawn ... why doesn't he spend the night attacking Turks instead of waiting for them?  Ach the plot holes were filled with CGI dead bodies. 

It's not a deep movie but it was shot on location in Northern Ireland. Not because Northern Ireland has such stunning scenery, it doesn't really, the south has the best stuff. 

We give money incentives to film here. Game of thrones filming in Slovakia? ... fuck em, cut our rates stat! Yes The Fall could have taken place anywhere but not at these great rates. Dracula Untold took some of our scenery and built a CGI world around it. A few stones from the Giant's Causeway and we'll make a mountain for ya. 

Did they even have to leave the studio? 

The Sultan gazed upon Ballymena. 

I was the only one to mention the anti-Muslim theme as far as I know when it came out but what about Dominic West playing the Sultan? full fake accent and tan, could we not have an ethnic playing the role? This was full on Ukip racist, sing a calypso while yer at it. 

Like I really care. 

This is opposite day anyway where the murderous, monstrous vampire is a great dad who only turned evil to save his people and his son from the bum bashing Turks. That was back in the day when the Turks weren't afraid to go to war, unlike today with ISIS and the Kurds having them shit themselves. 

So you root for the vampire cos he isn't really that bad anyway .... unless yer a Turk.  

A fun movie even though Gary Oldman's Dracula kinda did tell the whole story in about 5 minutes so hardly untold.

 

Say Bigotry With Flowers

Baronelle Stutzman, the owner of Arlene’s Flowers in Washington state is involved in a court case similar to Ashers bakery. She refuses to sell flowers for a ghey wedding.

Her religious beliefs have caused her to discriminate against a pair of fudge packers. In a Youtube video with tinkly piano music she describes how artists pour themselves into their work as she does, her work is a part of her.

  
She sits and opens letters of support from gog botherers all over the world and says how she has known Robert Ingersoll, one of the ghey couple for years, he's bought flowers from her and she loves him .... she just won't do flowers for his wedding.

Jesus H Christ who lived with 12 dudes and never married was against ghey marriage it seems which is why Stutzman is taking her stance. Now she may lose her business of 40 years due to the court case and the lawsuits.

This is yet another case of  'I'm not a homophobe .... but' just like how the KKK, Ukip, Britain First all say how they aren't racist but the blacks and the bloody immigrants are the problem. I'm not a racist, I just tacitly support them. 

The customer is king, what happened to customer service? It's just a fucking flower shop, just like how Asher is just a fucking bakery ..... make the flowers, make the cake, you aren't artists, yer arseholes!

Love thy neighbour, treat others as you'd have them treat you .... that's real Christian shit there, any discrimination is the Christianity that promotes elitism and pedophilia. See those radical Muslims shooting cartoonists? .... That's you that is, just a different flavour.

I hope that her being a cunt over this is worth losing her business, it isn't about freedom of expression it's about discrimination so don't try to convince people that it's YOU who is the victim here. Suffer for yer beliefs, it'll make a better person of you .... no it probably won't as some people are just naturally arseholes and can never learn or grow.

Imagine Ingersoll mincing around with his feather boa, buying flowers, chatting and hugging Stutzman cos according to her 'feel sorry for me' Youtube, she is a lovely person who hugs everyone. Ingersoll wanted Baronelle to do the flowers for his wedding to Curt Freed because he likes her work and considers her a nice person .... then he finds out what she really thinks of him.

'I'm sorry Bob but while I've enjoyed the money you've spent here, you aren't good enough for a wedding because of your lifestyle..... enjoy Hell ... lol!' 

 I hope she does lose her business and that Robert and Curt buy a nice pair of shoes from it. Why should they have go to another florist? Lets bring back the No Irish signs while were at it.

If you are going to discriminate for bigoted reasons then expect a backlash from sane reasonable people, just the same if you print pictures that incite crazed radicals to violence then expect some of that too. 
Freedom comes at a price.  


America isn't just for white Christian people, it's a country based on immigrants where religious persecution shouldn't exist cos that's what the Pilgrim fathers ran from .... sure they went on to oppress the injuns but that's besides the point.

 Pretty on the outside, ugly on the inside.

A shooting range in Arkansas says it's a no Muslim zone, Kate Murphy says it's for safety .... what about vets with PTSD? Chris Kyle the American sniper was shot by a white veteran with PTSD.

I doubt Arkansas has a big problem with Muslims going to shooting ranges, I'd worry more about the unstable inbred red neck.
Murphy turned away a father and son couple because she suspected them of being Muslim even though they told her they were Hindu. So she refused service because they were brown and because she is a dumb bigot.

Murphy, a fine Irish name, you'll find that when people are discriminated against won't learn from it, they'll do it to others as soon as they have a say or even a tiny bit of power.

You'd think the Pilgrim fathers would have learned a lesson, you'd think the Jews in Israel would have learned from the Holocaust or the blacks in the US who helped uphold the west coast vote against ghey marriage ... did they learn from a life of discrimination? 

The Irish are no longer discriminated against in the US, times have changed and now they are loved in the US, now they can discriminate against brown people. You do know that white people can be Muslim right? I bet they think a Sikh is a Muslim.

Them damn  Mexicans are all in Al Qaeda ya know.

When white people are no longer at each other's throats they then look towards the foreigners, there is always someone to be against. 

Discriminating and refusing service is not something a business that serves the public should do nor be allowed to do, what's next back to segregation?    

I hope these people get sued and that the ACLU takes an interest. Discrimination is a step backwards. If yer religion causes you to discriminate then yer doing it wrong. If having guns still doesn't make you feel safe that you have to discriminate then yer doing it wrong.

A radicalized Catholic.  

Learn from Old Knudsen, he remembers and sees the big picture. The Troubles in Northern Ireland wasn't really about religion but since religion is such a good excuse to hate then so be it. It may have been about religion centuries ago when the English monarchs sent in Protestant settlers to Ireland to lessen the power of the Vatican but now you won't find any of the terrorist scumbags in a church come Sunday. Protestant and Catholic are just like what football team you support and if you don't fit into either side then you'll be assigned a side.

A soldier kills a civilian so all soldiers/Brits/Protestants are scum. The IRA kill civilians, police and soldiers and so the IRA and all Catholics are scum.

You go decades thinking how the other side and the people connected to that side are the enemy, it becomes a knee jerk reaction.

I see the same thing with the Jews and the Palestinians also with radicalised Islamists. Believe it or not but not everyone from those sides are rabid hate spouting murderers.  

The IRA killed many of their own people (Catholics) and the Protestant paramilitaries killed many of their own (Protestants) too. Just like how the main victims for Al Qaeda or ISIS are Muslim .... just normal people in the wrong place at the wrong time.

To say that Islam is a religion of evil is to say that Christianity is too as they both share the same ideas.
If you want to deal in Fox news/Bill Maher broad strokes then also say that all men are rapists as it is males who do the overwhelming majority of rapes, all Christians are pedos since that is what you always hear about in the news and anyone who claims foodstamps is a work shy loafer who could get a job no problem.

You can't say that because the Quran teaches 'death to the infidel'  then all Muslims must want it, that's like saying if you own a gun yer probably likely to shoot up a school because you have a gun. A book or any other inanimate object does not make you do bad shit .... you decide that yerself.

Some people can think for themselves and know the difference between right and wrong. Not everyone is a killer and some people even have respect and consideration towards others... imagine that. 

As I keep saying, "Don't hate people for what they are, hate them for the bad shit they do"


        

Fox News And Other Fools

 Sikh, Hindu, Pentecostal ... they're all Muslims right?

Do people who watch Fox news do so to have their own world view validated or because they need an opinion that doesn't require too much thinking?

"I knew I was angry but I wasn't sure why, until I watched Fox News and saw it was Obama's fault" ---- Conflicted, Alabama. 

Obama, immigrants, liberals, Muslims, gheys .... according to Fox news, these people are the dregs of humanity, if they hear the name Hilary Clinton they shout out in a tourettes manner Benghazi! like they were shouting bingo or something.  

People don't watch it for news as they don't report news they tell you what is going on and what they think about it. It's like a blog that's on the telly.

Recently they threw out there that Obama wanted to ban sprinkles on donuts, they thought they were being funny or something but since they are unintentionally funny with their angry right-wing view, when they do funny it isn't humourous because it's normal shit they do.

Obama wants to ban guns and has tirelessly worked towards taking them away, except that he hasn't but don't let the truth get in the way of scaring the population.   

A "terror expert" on Fox news just came out and said that Birmingham  .... England was completely Muslim.
"And in Britain, it's not just no-go zones, there are actual cities like Birmingham that are totally Muslim where non-Muslims just simply don't go in."

"And parts of London, there are actually Muslim religious police that actually beat and actually wound seriously anyone who doesn't dress according to Muslim, religious Muslim attire.
So there's a situation that Western Europe is not dealing with."

Yes lots of made up situations that we don't deal with. I have to run this post by our local censorship Iman to see if I'm allowed to say any of this. Northern Ireland doesn't allow abortion or ghey marriage because it's a part of the Islamic state. Actually 21.8% of the Birmingham's population are Muslim. 


He later apologised and  said, "And I am issuing an apology and correction on my website immediately for having made this comment about the beautiful city of Birmingham."

He then had to later say, "I also have to apologize for misleading anyone by saying that Birmingham is beautiful." 

 

Yer flag is upside down by the way. 

I suspect that their terror expert Googled Britain First and read about how Bradford and many places in the UK are under Muslim control and by rushing into mosques with yer shoes on you can catch them making terror plots, they often speak in a strange coded language so we can't understand about their next attack. 

 

Only the odd clueless American fall for Britain First anymore. Do you hate animal abuse? then LIKE and SHARE ... great way to get people to get yer name out there. When soldier Lee Rigby was hacked to death in the street by Islamic radicals, Britain First used his name and image to further their Islamophobia, along with hi-jacking anything to do with veterans they have long been on Old Knudsen's shit list.

His family doesn't want them to use Lee's name and image but Britain First don't give a fuck what the family wants. If you know what Britain First is and still share their stuff then that just makes you a stupid cunt.

Fox has a harem of white blonde chicks, I suspect that many are as fake as their news stories. One blonde chick was speaking about the Charlie Habdo shooting and said that they wore ski masks, how on earth could anyone tell what skin colour they had to show that they were the bad guy? 

I guess she has never been to Paris, every other person would be a bad guy to her. 

The Pit Of Fear And Loathing

 

It's opposite day! ... it's opposite day everyday, you are told to be afraid of things that should hold no fear and you are told to trust and believe that which lies with a kindly smile on it's face.

What is Old Knudsen talking about? Over an 8 day period last month commercial plane crashes killed 462 people, that was in Ukriane, Taiwan and off the coast of Mali. Pretty scary stuff huh? If Gog had meant us to fly he'd have made us intelligent enough to invent flying machines or some other daft notion.

Over that same 8 day stretch 28,493 people were killed across the world and thousands more injured in traffic accidents.

When 9/11 happened people said no, to flying. I'm not surprised as the media went to a lot of trouble to play and replay what happened thus giving those who weren't there an indirect form of PTSD and hey there are terrorists everywhere and they all want to kill you in the name of Islam.

It's thought that because of  9/11 that a further 2,170 people died on the roads in the US when they shied away from air travel. It's like Final destination except you weren't going to die in the first place, you yerself made it happen. Suicide by fear of fate.

If yer worried about air safety then make sure you pay the extra for a flight straight to the destination  rather than a connecting plane, not because the terrorists can get you then but because most trouble happens during landings and take offs.

You can die getting out of the bath, grow a pair ffs. 

 The deadly AR-15, touch it the wrong place and it could kill yer whole family.

Death by car has always been ahead of gun deaths in the US yet people go on about terrorists and what they might do and the media report everytime someone fires a gun but traffic deaths ... meh.

Thanks to teenage males who weren't getting the proper help for their mental issues and had easy access to firearms the AR-15 and what the media calls assault rifles are scary. Having been in the military I am not 100% sure what an assault rifle is and I don't think the media do either.

I'd say it would be a semi-automatic rifle with a magazine that could be used during military assaults against Germans or other nations of pure evil. I don't believe it has to be automatic, the ones that are full auto get called  machine guns as a rifle should be longer to be able to cover more distance.

People who are against guns are very likely those who just don't have an interest or no experience with them.
Like people who call their landlord to replace a light blub on an outside light because it involves using a screw driver to remove the cover, oh I can't use one of them things, what size what type? does the screw turn left or right. I don't even own a screw driver, what if one of the kids got their hands on it?

These twats think that by having a gun you are somehow compelled to then use it, that might be true of pro-Russian separatists with ground to air missiles but the average person understands the repercussions and can remain strong when Satan tells them to kill all the hoors. Cutting hoors is far more satisfying anyway, so I'd heard.

Having a gun doesn't mean you'll die by it, no you'll probably get knocked down while trying to shoot at somebody who is driving to the airport.

    
Why are Muslims so angry and oppressive? Funnily enough that is the only kind we hear about. People tend to use broad strokes especially against an enemy. While Old Knudsen says that English and Christian people are all pedos he knows deep doon that one or two may not be.

Cuntries like Indonesia, Bangladesh and Turkey are predominantly Muslim cuntries but unlike Saudi, women are seen as equals with men (as much as any western country sees them and the west is still quite sexist) Bangladesh has had 2 female Prime Ministers, Turkey has had one and Indonesia has had a female President .... well America, what's yer excuse there?
Those three Muslim cuntries show how Muslims are, unlike those obsessed with gender oppression and blowing things up. These cuntries are fighting against the tide of radical Islamists as the west is fighting against the tide of right wing facist thinking.  

People say Muslim this and Muslim that but they are just speaking out of ignorance and need to shut the fuck up, it isn't the same everywhere. Muslim cuntries like Saudi Arabia don't let women drive or have a vote ... And they are our ally! We sell them missiles and lend them our airforce and drones to them and they sell us oil and scheme behind our backs with terrorists. 

  Vatican City is a Christian cuntry in which only men are allowed to vote ... says it all. I vote to bugger young boys .... I second that. 

Saudi Arabia often punishes victims of rape with more lashes than what their rapists receive. Since August, 26 people have been beheaded by the courts, there is no set punishment, the judge makes the decision. You can be beheaded for Apostasy (leaving Islam) Blasphemy, Homosexuality, Sorcery, Witchcraft, Adultery and  Drug Use ....  If the judge doesn't like you then you can be killed and strung up on show as an example.

Saudi Arabia is the Muslim extremist cuntry you should be worried about. 

Remember when people thought that ISIL were going to use female circumcision on all the women of all the towns they had captured? Well female genital mutilation isn't a Muslim thing, it's an African thing that goes in in Christian countries such as Eritrea, Senegal and Nigeria to name a few.  

There is also a thing in which Muslims are allowed by their faith to lie to us infidels, why do you think they'd tell YOU the truth anyways? Religious leaders of every flavour lie everyday about an afterlife that there is no evidence of so what is so different about Muslims lying?

A Muslim told me something but since they are allowed to lie they obviously didn't tell me the truth ... I feel so violated, can I trust anyone ever again? 

Buddhists are all mystical and about peace right? Well some of them, just like any other religion.

Walpola Rahula, D. T. Suzuki and the 14th Dalai Lama (Matt Smith was better) have done a PR job on it over the last 50 years. All we see are smiling, peaceful, benevolent folk with a deeper understand than we have .... NOT! 

Religions are only as violent as the people in them, they don't teach you to be a cunt, you chose to be one. 

Buddhists and Muslims war with each other in places like Thailand or Myanmar and the last one standing is obviously right. You may see the odd monk with a pistol in his robes as Buddhists have fully ordained soldier monks who will shoot a hole in yer unenlightened head. For centuries monks have always gone into battle but now all we see is this grinning idiot meeting people like Bono.

How the fuck did he get the job of being a religious leader for all these toga wearing slap heads when he can't even manage to be a vegetarian? The next time I'm applying for a job I'll tell them I did this in another life and so I have loads of experience. 

We all know he took money from the CIA during the cold war, whatever, the man has needs. America only gives things when they want something in return and the Lama knows this. What is he getting now I wonder since he talks about how great Obama is and never comments on the wars of terror.         

 

Hey that Ebola looks deadly doesn't it? Well sure no Americans have died from it, just a Spanish priest but that was God's wee joke ...lol! Now we have conspiracy nuts going on about a scientist giving a speech in Texas saying that we could use Ebola to kill off 90% of the world's population. 

That's a strange way to spell fuck face.

Why? probably cos there are too many oxygen thieves in the world and not enough resources. That speech was given in 2006, he had to do a bit of filing, get the car fixed, a hair cut and before you know in a case of Ebola turns up in Texas in 2014. 

Professor Pianka the science guy failed to mention the pain as yer internal organs turn to liquid but I doubt he was intending to be in the 90%. Old Knudsen will make you a promise to Pianka, if Old Knudsen ever catches Ebola he will find you and he will take you, yer family and anyone you've ever liked doon with him you elitist pretend Santa cunt ..... I'll have nothing to lose.  

The conspiracy people will say there is a US government patent on Ebola ... I assume that's just one strain as there are two distinct main strains and if you don't have both (from different regions in Africa) well you can't patent both. Oh and Monsanto is to have allegedly invested in Ebola research and the public will be scared enough to buy a vaccine when it amazingly gets made out of an obvious man made need.

Hold on is the conspiracy to make money or to kill 90% of the world?  His previous idea was to smother all disabled people and those in prison for murder and rape but that seemed racist as the majority of convicts would have been black .... which would be wrong. 

Would his colleagues have given him a standing ovation for his speech if they had given it a little thought? If Old Knudsen was there I would have started coughing on people and doing a count. 

 Half assed Ebola precautions as a cleaner at a school in Texas pulls down her dust mask to speak.

Fuck him and his stupid idea, the world gurns about the killing of someone on death row who deserves to die horribly but 3,000 can be killed in a war in Syria and no one cares? 

We need something to kill 100% of humans cos those cute little children just turn out to be mean old cunts who stroke their beards while planning to kill people with a horrible disease.       

   

Less and less people are dying of Ebola and that's in butt fuck Africa because rest and fluids do have a chance of saving you.

Fear and ignorance are contagious, don't believe all you see, read or hear as the majority of sources speak from their agenda. Research combined with experience and critical thinking can help you see the truth, step back and be cold and clinical then remember, people are not as intelligent as they seem to think they are and the dumbest answer is usually the correct one .... oh and don't forget, shit happens. 

Diplomatic Incident Because There's Nothing Else To Do

 

 Ach well at least it's dry.

HBO's president of programming Michael Lombardo thought he was being tactful and diplomatic when he told the truth about Belfast to U.S. magazine Vulture, little did he know that we take being backwards and provincial seriously. 

He said that producers Dan B Weiss and David Benioff were struggling to adapt to life in Belfast as Northern Ireland is where some of Game of Thrones is shot and produced.

He said, "It's a little bit of a personal challenge I don't think they contemplated when we initially found our location in Belfast, what that meant for them personally... Belfast is not the most cosmopolitan of cities to spend half of the year."

Can you imagine coming from L.A. to Belfast? Picture it like what Columbus found when he landed on the island of  San Salvador in the Bahamas, he mentioned that their lack of modern weaponry and metal-forged swords was a tactical vulnerability,  "I could conquer the whole of them with 50 men, and govern them as I pleased."

More or less what Lombardo said. 

The *number one newspaper in Northern Ireland* the Belfast Telegraph, took the insult poorly and listed all the great attractions like a BMX park, Cavehill (a hill with small caves) free WiFi and places that serve lunch .... wow, things you'd never get in L. A. fuck you, now who is looking sheepish  ....

No, that's Ballymena that has the sheep, he looked foolish cos we showed him how cosmopolitanism an shit we really are.
I think you 'll find that free WiFi is written in the Constitution and many Americans see that, as well as a stream of ventures to entertain you as being a right.   





I can imagine Dan B Weiss and David Benioff going to their hotel room, switching on the TV then saying "what is that shite?" turning it off and then looking online to see what is going on in Belfast ... not much.

 

Some open house festival, it may not be the Foo Fighters but it has cosmopolitan-ism dripping from it, you certainly wouldn't get that in L.A.

On the tourism website you have, Cavehill, St George's market, the Titanic centre, some cathedral and of course the Harland and Wolf shipyard .... the place the producers see everyday because it's beside the studio.

After dark when everything closes you can go to a pub (a historical pub) or the theatre, I'm sure  professional TV producers really want to go watch something similar to amateur dramatics.

Considering that they probably don't understand half the things the locals say I don't think that this or a comedy night at a pub is a great idea.
  

 

There is so little to do at night that many locals have to make their own entertainment, I'm sure they would let visitors from other cuntries take part. In fact just recently the kind people of Belfast allowed a Paki bastard to take part in a racist attack. He was actually Turkish but we don't discriminate here, we also let another Paki bastard (he was Asian) take part in the random punch in the face festival that is always going on over here.    

I can't imagine why Americans would feel at a loss for things to do. A word of advice, go to Catholic areas if you don't want to join in with our hate crime festivals, the Protestants tend to accuse Americans of funding the IRA even though most Americans only know the IRA as an Individual Retirement Account, sure we fund the IRA, we want a bright future. 

The Daily Mail also got in on promoting Belfast, they mention the Titanic centre as a must see place to visit, they obviously haven't been there, you get gouged to pay for a noisy, hot, dark hour long display on rivets .... yawn, my feet hurt. The SS Nomadic anchored across from it is far more interesting but you have to be into history of course.

Then there is the Ulster Museum, the only thing that will amaze an American about that is that it's free. They have museums in America which are usually twice the size. The Giant's Causeway .... not in Belfast you idiot Daily Mail Sassenachs, it's like an hour or more on a bus with very little amenities when you get there. Then don't forget the Botanic Gardens... 

 A hundred year-old greenhouse on 2 acres of grass and trees.

All Lombardo had was the gardens at the Natural history museum with it's water feature, areas that teach you about the different plants like the edible garden and the pollinator garden ... oh and they have toilets including disabled toilets which is a sign of civilisation, just try finding a toilet in Belfast.

I'm not even going to mention the La Brea tar pits in L.A. with it's wall full of hundreds of Dire wolf skulls as I'm sure Belfast has something similiar if not better.

Like this .... leaving potholes to wreck yer car or to trap a passing mammoth is something that thousands of visitors come to see and experience every year.  We have a sea aquarium that we had to fight for it to stay open, it's not the aquarium of the Pacific or anything, if you want our version of that then just go to yer local Pet smart and stare at the guppies.

A Belfast Telegraph columnist got in on the being defensive about Belfast gig, she mentioned Liam Neeson, Sir Kenneth Branagh, Stephen Rea, Ciaran Hinds, Jamie Dornan, Warren Christie, Paula Malcolmson and Stephen Boyd ... aye, I don't know who some of those people are either but I do know that not all of them come from Belfast. 

Van Morrison and Jimmy Kennedy, who wrote the Teddy Bears Picnic tune .... ach a load of other people no one knows but who may have passed through Belfast at some time and thus the silly bint who wrote this article Gail Walker has laid a claim to.   Inventors like Harry Ferguson and his tractors and  John Boyd Dunlop the inventor of the pneumatic tyre. Impressed yet?

She even mentioned the inventor of Milk of Magnesia, which she thinks that Hollywood execs down by the bucket-load .... aye, in the 1930's maybe, that shit barely works and tastes vile, it was banned by the EU for having too much sulphate, try to keep up.

 

If Joffrey had read Walker's article he would have had her sent to the dungeons for the boring quim she is.

The Irish are great writers but not readers, she cited writers such as Brian Moore, C S Lewis, Seamus Heaney and Louis McNeice. 

All these great people, as soon as they could they left Northern Ireland. Liam Neeson gives his voice for the tourist board but he wouldn't live here, Louis McNeice is (locally) famous for his Carrickfergus poem but he got the fuck out and made England his home where he died, C S Lewis died in England too, Seamus Heaney died in Dublin which is far more cosmopolitan than Belfast, Brian Moore who wrote nothing that I have heard of died in his Malibu home ..... that's so Belfast like.

Walker, who gets paid to write this shite says, "there is a strange paradox at the heart of Belfast; though proudly provincial, we keep on shaping the wider world."

Proudly provincial? I myself am ashamed every time I read the news and hear what our leaders and people say, "I wouldn't trust a Muslim on spiritual matters but I'd let them go to the shops for me" says the proud First minister of our wee backwards province.

As for shaping the world, you do know that the world thinks we are Irish and barely hears from us except for the odd blurb about rioting. The only way we shape the world is because HBO executives didn't know anything about Northern Ireland and filmed some of their series here. The cash incentives lured them in but can we keep them here? 

Peter Robinson was shamed into privately and publicly apologising for his Muslim comment, especially when he found out that many of Northern Ireland's Muslims (who are not really Pakis) were professional people like surgeons who repair the hearts of many after a lifetime of bacon abuse.

Lombardo felt the need to apologise for his comments but why should he? His friends are bored shitless and are sick of eating crappy food, maybe certain people and newspapers should stop being so touchy and trying (and failing) to argue how worldly wise Northern Ireland is, even though if they were worldly wise they would know just how small, backwards and unimportant we really are in the world view.

Small steps, first we make the streets safe, especially for visitors and people who are not white and chinless, then we look at the culture of intimidation we have going on. We may make excuses for it like a woman in an abusive relationship would but we deserve better.
Parades are something you take children to for a good fun time, not something full of angry looking hard men with pot bellies and tattoos.

Terrorist/paramilitary/criminals should not be allowed to paint their gang colours on walls or display flags that mean the same thing.

Respect should be shown at the top levels of our society in order for it to trickle down to the people. I've never known such rude and pushy people in my life who jump queues and cough in yer face than those of Northern Ireland.    


The place needs less churches and pubs, there are hardly any nice places for nice people to go to and how about letting shops open for their full hours on Sundays instead of the limited Sharia law opening times we have now.



We'll never have nice things and be spoken well of if we're cunts with nothing to offer. Winter is coming.









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