Make The World Great Again

Immigrant trouble makers 

Yes we can blame the rise in crime on immigrants. If they weren't here we wouldn't have to call them names, tell them to go home and burn their homes down. What have immigrants ever done for the cunty? Fucken Angles, Saxons and Jutes all taking good British jobs. 

I went to a Mexican food place and all they had was burritos and tacos an shit, where are the spuds? British hero Sir Francis Drake invented the potato you'd at least expect some chips or French Fries as immigrants call them. Chipping away at our British culture they are.

It's too easy to blame immigrants and Muslims etc, I miss the old days when it was Jews that were to blame for everything.

They kill Jesus yet the Romans got the blame, well played. 

 Och aye I never did do nothing

I've figured the it, I know who is to blame .... no not men, I'm sick of man shaming about how we're the ones doing the raping and starting the wars. I shagged a bird and you know what? I didn't give yer permission to suck me off so I'm the victim here. 

Check out those JCB starter buttons

Weemen re to blame .... yeah, shocker. The Bible which was written around 1887 shows Lilith refusing to have sex with Adam cos he wants to do the "normal" missionary style sex. She wanted to jump on top, do reverse cowgirl, lust and thrust, the organ grinder and other deviant positions .... who the fuck wants that?

It's a rhetorical question as the answer is obviously no one ... gross! 

Lilith got dumped and things looked good with Eve, she knew what men liked. We like it when they lie still. The only problem was she was highly suggestible and bit the apple thus spoiling Adam's sweet set up cos he was really into his garden of Eden but God said, "you had to go an listen to yon bint, no more Geraniums and potted plants for you, out of the garden!"  

Adam had to apply to the council for an allotment to grow his geraniums and mums on. Imagine the humiliation. I have a first edition Bible and it's all in there.  

Since then our male ego has been belittled and were told we have to talk about our feelings which is shite, I want to fuck or kill things ... not necessarily in that order. I want to burn, shoot and blow stuff up. I want to do things half arsed and say, "good enough". If food falls on the floor it's still good even after the 5 day rule.

I want to be able to blow snot out on the street or when there is too much saliva in my mouth I can spit it out and not get judged. When a waiter/tress or barman drops something I want to be able to cheer, laugh and not look like a dick.   
  

 The good old days. 

I want to scratch, sniff and fart and not be judged as uncouth cos I'm just being manly. People see my poor hygiene as being slovenly behavior but I don't need no negative judgements .... I can be double negatives too cos education is like poofy ... you don't watch a John Wayne film to be intellectually challenged, you watch it cos he's good at pretending to be a man.

He never says, "Get off your horse and tell me what yer thinking."

I want to make the werld great again! No one worried about the environment, everyone believed what the government told them, terrorists were white and Catholic, the few brown ones were Arabs. Everyone smoked and licked asbestos cos it never did do anyone no harm.

Fuck those sentences make my head hurt. Being a man means I don't got to think too much, thinking too much made the atom bomb.  

  
Newspapers had tits in them and we couldn't wait for large breasted gurls to turn 16 so they could get them out.

It wasn't quite being a pedo cos it was gurls and so it was fine. We wanked away to these young lasses with parental permission and it was acceptable. You never get good parents like that these days ... unless you go on the dark net, PM me I've got some contacts.

Stoopid Americans waste 2 years and the build up is just too much."those Olson twins are going to be 18 soon , know what I mean huh huh?" ... no, what does that mean? They'll not touch you as adults? Maybe it's because then you don't have to pull yerself off to them in secret, you can do it with yer mates who will no longer judge you.  

iCarly is 23, sure you may still think of her as a young teen being goofy but now she's legal, huh, huh, know what I mean?

Do hipster pedos say, "I was wanking over Hermione Granger long before she became hot"?  

We seem to live in hope that weemen in entertainment will get their tits out. Well it werked for Game of Thrones. You you even comprehend the disappointment when a hot chick doesn't get them out?  I want to tell them, 'fuck integrity you'll be old some day and you'll have wished you got them out on camera to remember the good old days.'

23 huh. A bit on the old side but not too bad.

News papers have really gone downhill now. No tits, all you have left is the slanted made up content. Thanks to liberals, feminists and commies these ladies have to get real jobs or go into porn ... see what you did?

Britain lived up to its name of GREAT we went half way around the werld and beat the Argies, that's winning one war more than those alleged superpowers .... what losers.

We had pretty ladies on our beer cans. It was a young man's rite of passage to knock one out to a beer can.

No one complained about blackface on the telly, no one complained about being sexually molested at the BBC. People didn't take offense at the smallest thing and if you were raped you were no doubt asking for it.

Now men get blamed for forcing themselves onto others WTF ... what ever happened to blame society or the parents?

Our NHS surgeons had little plastic eyelets in their surgical masks that you could fit yer ciggie into in case you were gasping for a fag during a long 1 hour surgery.

Clamp, foreskins forceps, fag!  

  
You go on about fags these days and people call you a gramophone or something.

 
You could wank to popular TV shows such as Top of the pops or Benny Hill. on Top of the Pops which was a show watched by the whole family you'd have sexy barely dressed weemen doing durty dancing while the cameraman tried to look up their skirts ... but it kept families together.  The family that gets aroused together stays together.

I don't know what the fuck is going on now, no wonder the werld is in a shit state. Feminists condemn body shaming and tell us to stop judging weemen like they are just objects of lust saying that they are so proud of their bodies that everyone should see them so they post topless selfies for you to judge.

Then they denounce naked pics taken when they weren't so famous. Aren't feminists about weemen's rights and aren't shallow slappers that get them out for money just making the whole sexism system go round? You can understand my confusion.   

Old Knudsen is a feminist cos he doesn't judge naked pics, he's too busy wanking to them, I'm typing this with one hand BTW.

Weemen have a power over men and by showing their tits on beer cans, in the papers and on the bus they make the werld a better place.
When they did get them out without terms and conditions attached, racism, sexism and being a pedo weren't the anger triggers they are today, it was more socially acceptable ... thus um better.

Miss KKK

The KKK were neighbours with interesting 4th of July fireworks, politicians (hey there Ted Heath former Prime Minister) were all pedos but they kept the cuntry running. Only students cared about minorities.

You can't beat a law student with yer baton these days without it going on YouTube and people giving it the thumbs down. Do you know how demoralizing the thumbs down is when you shoot some black dude and are put on administrative leave ?

I think I've made a great case to make the werld great again and do away with all the hate because even bigots, sexists and racists have feelings but no one ever stops to consider that.

Yeah ok, the whole tits out at 16 does seem well very fucken dodgy, we should make it 12. 

 

Experts Say White People Are Superior

 

 Eugen Fischer taught SS doctors about racial purity

Racism is an obsolete term to show prejudice or discrimination against another race or thinking that your own race is superior.

It's obsolete because there is only one race and human species called Homo Sapiens. The trouble was started or made popular when documented in the 17th century when the likes of Swedish botanist Carl Linnaeus divided mankind into sub groups, europaeus, asiaticus, americanus, and afer.
He pointed out that the europaeus were intelligent and adventurous while the afer were stupid and lazy, a prejudice that continues on today.

Why do some still believe that? You wouldn't give morphine to yer child to sooth its cough like they did in the 19th century. In the 1920 and 30's capsules filled with dehydrated tapeworms or tapeworm eggs were sold as diet pills, you wouldn't take those now a days would you?

We have all the knowledge these days yet some just don't use it. 

 Superior just because they are white, they don't look superior.

Yet "the blacks" .... especially those in the inner cities according to the 45th president are lazy trouble makers that he wouldn't rent to. Jews are shifty money grabbers that all own successful jewelry shops ... you probably think that because jewelry has jew in it that it's where we get the name from ... go lern something for fucks sake. 

Thomas Jefferson is seen as an enlightened liberal who penned the Declaration of Independence stating that all men were equal.  All very nice until you see that it only applies to white men, not women, blacks or Native Americans.
He was a mass of contradictions, seen to some as someone who wanted to free the slaves and yet he had slaves and considered black people as inferior with a heightened sexuality.
In his time, 40 of his own slaves tried to escape. He went to great lengths to get one slave named Hubbard back after he had escaped. He put a bounty of $25 on him and when they caught him he had Hubbard put into chains and flogged in front of other slaves.

Don't think the Founding Fathers were all that. If they had slaves they brutalized them, that is the only way you could keep them. Franklin freed his slaves, Washington did not free any during his lifetime but relied on his will which did not free them all, two of his escaped slaves joined the British during the Revolutionary war.    

                                                   He would have approved of ISIS then.


Jefferson was a dick but an enlightened one for his time. A young idealist once wrote to him about freeing the slaves but Jefferson thought it too much work and not possible.

He wasn't necessarily an American first, he was a rabid Virginian. He wanted to protect Virginia from the government and from being over run by blacks.... er negros as he would have called them. He thought that black folk were inferior to whites but Native Americans were not.

If a slave was freed they should then be sent back to Africa. He wrote a bill saying that free slaves could come to Virginia but had to leave after a year. Anyone that had a child with a negro had to also leave after a year.

Keep Virginia white and only have slaves, no freed ones.

 Those racist chairs!

Look at someone with cancer, or blind, or autistic or with some other malady. That could be or could have been you. You could have been born with any deformity or condition. You could still get something. Old Knudsen isn't in perfect health but there are those out there with no limbs or a mental retardation such as Brexit or Trump voting. Old Knudsen says, "there go I but for the will of God" ... I don't mean the cruel imaginary sadist in the clouds but rather fate and the power of shit happens.

Stephen Hawking wasn't always a drooling mess in a wheelchair with a robotic voice. We have no control over what colour we are or what happens to us.

White people, yellow, red and brown people evolved from Africans. That doesn't mean we evolved as a better version of humanity but rather we evolved to suit our environment. Nature finds a way.

"Necessity is the mother of invention" We were up here in the cold so we needed clothes. We figured out how to make shoes and furry coats, then when hunting couldn't sustain our growing clans we figured out about crops and weaving fabrics and soon were making tasteless sweaters for Christmas. 

Does that make us better? No. We came to a different place with different problems. I'm sure many died before we survived. May be the Neanderthals looked after us as like the Native Americans did the WHITE pilgrims that weren't very superior. Their skin colour did fuck all to feed them.

The Nazis weren't just racist, that kind of thinking meant they were open to other forms of bigotry that supported their world view. They did invasive experiments on children, sterilized inferior races and those with mental illness.
They believed in perfection but since nothing is perfect their thought process was just full of shit.  Hitler was hardly tall, blonde haired and blue eyed for fucks sake. Luckily they didn't gas people that only had one nut.


In the early part of the 20th century both Virginia and California had laws in which the feebleminded could be put away and sterilized, this included Epileptics. 
In Virginia Carrie Buck was raped by her foster father and had a child. Both her and the child were deemed feebleminded or mentally deficient, she was sterilized in 1927 to prevent anymore unfit children being born.

Depressed, traumatized by rape? we've got an app for that.    

Just in 1924 did Virginia pass a law making it unlawful for whites to marry non-whites. 

While Planned Parenthood is essential for the US to prevent cancers and to help those with no access to reproductive healthcare, Margaret Sanger set it up to prevent black babies from being born. She was all into Eugenics and sterilization for mentally unfit people.  

Egas Moniz got a Noble peace prize for his  treatment of schizophrenia in 1949. This treatment was called lobotomy, you may have heard about it. The Jefferson loving Kennedy clan had poor Rosemary lobotomized then locked away for her mood swings in 1941. 80% of lobotomies had been done on women in the United States by the time, that shows you women were often put in their place Henry the 8th style. 

Armed with these ideas from the 17th century and beyond our racists continue on with the ill informed stupid. 
We are still racist today, I don't mean just white people I mean there are racists of all colours. Whitey owned slaves so hate all whites, blacks sometimes riot and burn down Wal-Marts so hate all blacks, a dog bite me as a child so hate all dogs, some Muslims did 9/11 so hate all Muslims.  

I'm sure some angry Muslims that are also black can be found to back up such racist and bigoted views. These views are not just ill informed but are created by fear. Racists are cowards hence the way they attack in groups. 

Racism is stupid and not based on facts but what you've experienced in life or what you've decided to be true. Now the word racist gets used for anyone that discriminates against others that are different, maybe the term is evolving to mean that. 

The modern world is facing up to its own racism which is really bigotry if you want to be exact. I love how racists correct people that use the word racist instead of bigot, yeah a great victory of semantics. 

In this world there are good people and bad people, they come in all different shapes, sizes and colours. You can chose to hate them all just like those SS doctors choosing to do harm. 

Or you can wise the fuck up and stop being so fucken precious. You were born the colour you were by sheer luck, not good or bad luck ... just chance.    

Use a thing called empathy and imagine you are a different colour. The things of that culture would be just as familiar as your own right now and you'd still poop, have good days and bad days and put yer troosers on one leg at a time. You'd feel pain, joy and love.

We live and we die, don't make life harder by being dumb and don't waste it by filling it with hate.  
    
  

Melania Gets Her Tits Out For The Voters

Probably out doing charity work or something.

Yet another post on why you should vote for Donald Trump. First of all it would be tremendous, probably definitely the best decision you've ever made in yer life. Everybody loves him, even the gheys, coloureds, broads and beaners, they all love him. The crooked Democrats hate him because he's a billionaire for the common man and tells it like it is.
If he sees a fat or unattractive woman he'll tell her outright how disgusting she is. Fuck her nice personality, put a bag over her head and make her diet and workout .... you have to respect the man's tough love. He never got any when he was growing up, he was given a million bucks and told to go and play. 

It's a wonder he turned out so normal and well adjusted.

What is there not to love? A rich white guy who was smart enough to be born into a rich family and smart enough not to get sent to Vietnam like all those losers such as John McCain and John Kerry. Imagine what the werld would be like if there wasn't a Donald J Trump, if the gooks had killed him in Nam .... a real lack of golf courses, what would the other rich people do? All those downer cows would go to waste just rotting by the roadside instead of being turned into delicious Trump steaks.

 
After Donald's wife Melania (which sounds like a form of cancer) gave a speech at the RNC which sounded very word for word in places similar to one that Michelle Obama had given years ago the media and the Internet has been having some fun with her.

According to unconfirmed sources the college drop out has several degrees and can speak 5 languages. Old Knudsen can swear in 10, doesn't mean he can do it well. Go fuckensee yerself .... assholeski ... fluck face.  

 There won't be any silly rumours about this one having a cock, well not her own.  

As you know it takes a lot of intelligence to pose naked but then she became a jewelry and watch designer because marrying billionaires doesn't pay the rent if they are still too young to die. Some suspect that Donald's orange tinge is due to being slowly poisoned but who would want to do that? 

 The human body is not sinful, we are all naked under our clothes.

Should we judge because not only does she want to be the First lady but she also wants to be the First lady to pose naked? It was a job and hey who hasn't taken off their clothes for money at some time in their lives?

Or why porn stars don't usually do well in politics or as teachers. What the fuck is moral turpitude anyways? Interesting resumes though.   

  Then I'll call her crooked and she'll win ... it's a tremendous idea. 

Remember when Hillary had her spread? Well neither does Bill which is why he out sourced the job to interns ...  Ka-Chow! Close but no cigar.

 

Trump is back to his usual controversy making self. Lawyer Khizr Khan wanted to use his dead war hero son as a political pawn only to have Trump use his vast intellect to defend himself by attacking his silent wife .... maybe she wasn't allowed to talk muses Trump. 

When Trump suggests Misogyny you know the Interwebs is gonna go wild. Like Ted Cruz questioning other people's morals or Nigel Farage going to his employers in Brussels to slag off the EU.

  It's those chairs again. A part of the Clinton/Trump conspiracy 

Great point Mr Trump. Maybe Khan's wife was just a silent piece of eye candy to distract us from Hillary's classified e-mails that organized the Benghazi attack. Who would stoop to marrying a hottie just to make yerself look good? Shame on you Khan. 

Trump served in military school so he's earned the right to question veterans. 

What kind of name is Khan anyways? It sounds like some Star Trek bad guy or something. Not at all American sounding like Drumpf Trump which as we all know isn't German because nothing good ever comes out of Germany .... except Heckler & Koch and Glock weapons. Yes I know Glock is Austrian but it's the same thing for fucks sake.    

Sitting on golden chairs like everyone else does.  

Donald and Melania promised more naked photo shoots when if he gets elected. I for one think that a First lady who can barely speak English and that gets her tits out is the kind of First lady that America needs.   

Trump looked Barbara Walters in the eye and said, "Melania, who by the way is stunning, isn't she beautiful? Will free the beaver when I'm elected President" now that is an erection election promise I'll hold you to Donald. Yer move crooked Hillary.    

Brexit Or Remain?

Nigel Farage who is not a misogynistic bigot hit back at Conservative MP Baroness Warsi who left the Brexit campaign to leave the EU as she was sick of the "hate and xenophobia".

Things look different when you are ethnic, you see the racism more clearly. Did white people in the 80's mind blackface? I bet the black people did.  

Farage said he loves darkies and posted a picture of himself enjoying a beer with some of his wog friends. "My friends are all Muslim though probably not all terrorists so I'll enjoy this beer for them as they hang out on my lawn" said Farage on his Twatter account.

The sexy Baroness who could join Old Knudsen's remain in bed campaign any day said, "Unfortunately what we are seeing as a vision for Britain are lies and xenophobic campaigning. Why is it people like me, who are instinctively Eurosceptic, are feeling they need to leave Leave? ... Because day after day, what are we hearing? The refugees are coming, the rapists are coming, the Turks are coming"

The only hate in Old Knudsen's campaign will be a bit of hate fucking. All definitely probably most completely consensual.

Some have said that the people behind Farage are not his friends and it's really the racist advert that Ukip took out. Get off his fucken back yer just being politically correct libtards, he's just a bloke's bloke that tells it like it is like Trump, Hitler and Jimmy Savile.

For some reason it seems to be right wing, bigoted racist types that support Brexit, these are the same people that think Ukip present British values and by that they mean what is best for white British males. Not big thinkers and yet they are allowed to vote on important matters. Trump voters would vote for Brexit.

The KKK are attracted to Trump's campaign just the same way as BNP and Britain First supporters are attracted to Ukip. If disillusioned with the Conservatives they vote for the next different right wing group they can. Not a coincidence. 

If you appealed to Brexit voters on the grounds that leaving the EU would fuck up the lives of thousands of people they would still vote out because it's a matter of 'I've got mine so everyone else that isn't me can fuck off' yeah doing the right thing doesn't apply to these people because they thrive on negative feelings like 'I don't like' or 'look at how bad this has gotten' rather than the facts.

Since the 70's the UK has flourished under EU membership even with the NHS cuts and austerity that the Tories keep inflicting. People keep confusing bad Tory management with the EU.   

Last words from Warsi "BNP, Le Pen, Donald Trump, Geert Wilders, Farage, Gove. I wouldn’t get on a night bus with them, would you?"



   
  

The Racism Of Star Wars

Obi Wha and his slave army of brown people but in white suits.

Some racists don't like the fact that a main character in the new Star Wars movie is black. The question I ask is 'Is that the film with Chris Pine as Kirk? ' .... then who gives a shit?

While Star Trek is way better than Star Wars for those with more than half a brain who aren't impressed by glowing space swords and idiot comedy side kick aliens and robots I shall permit this shite to be on my blog.
The clone army was made up of clones from Jango Fett to serve as unquestioning slaves for the evil Jedi's but then the Empire freed them and eventually the clones were replaced by birth born enlisted stormtroopers so yay Empire! Emperor Palpatine is like a space Abe Lincoln.  

 Spoiler alert ... it's his Da! Though looking at Leia I'd say that was the space milkman.      

Get yer hed around this load of subtle racism. A big black cock headed like figure that is bigger than all the white cock headed fellas. 

Once you go dark you never go back .... use some force.  

Vader can also dance unlike the Stormtroopers and he can shoot hoops ... Stormtroopers can't shoot anything. 

This big black fella has a white guy inside but speaks like a black dude, he's like the space Rachel Dolezal, "I identify with being black and will crush your throats if you say I'm not." The black guy who is really white is the bad guy too. Sure armed black fellas scare us white folks but what about a 7 foot tall black guy with a laser sword? ... here, take our white weemen just don't hurt us.

We didn't pull you over because you were gold, we don't see droids of colour just droids.  

So you have the black guy with a booming black voice and you have the little white guys with the nasally white guy voice. I bet Stormtroopers get all offended by the droid bigotry they see around the bars.

I'm not a racist kid .... I have a black friend. 

Why do I have a sudden craving for kale, apple juice and country music? 

Yet again they put a powerful young person of colour into their slave army but then he wins his freedom after serving for 12 years .... or something like that, I don't know. 

Now after 38 years they've made a token black person a main character and have an ass kicking female too. Sure they took the stigma out of incest a little which was good.  Star Wars is the Hilary Clinton of movie genres, it can change its old fashioned bigoted ways to suit the modern audience if there is money to be made. 

I suppose it is about time that Star Wars finally caught up with Star Trek, its kick ass token black person is a woman and has been since 1966. 

 

Happy Trumpsgiving!

Before you get stuck into that turkey let me remind you what you have to be grateful for .... yes for Donald Trump ... me! I shall make America great again like the time we had most of the known world in our empire and when we ruled the waves until the moderate rebels destroyed our Death Star.

Shut up Johnny I'm completely sober, you know what else was a sober .... sight? Seeing those twin towers come down on 9/11.
I was in my apartment at the Trump tower 4 miles away and as I dangled upside down from my sex swing I could see people jumping to their deaths as the planes struck.
I rubbed off the oil and put of some clothes and went to help. It was difficult getting in and out of the buildings to save people as angry Arabs cheering and celebrating filled the streets all shouting, "Death to America" you probably saw them on the news reports.
I had to fight off some illegal Hispanics who were trying to rape a hard working American woman, something's up with that am I right?

As the buildings came down the Arabs all cheered, I wasn't very happy. Then something came floating down from above. It was Muslim passport with a refugee stamp in it from one of the terrorists and the stamp was signed by Obama, even back then he was working to destroy America.

9/11 would never have happened if we had built walls at our borders, unless Obama gave his Muslim friends some advanced ladder technology like he gave the Iranians nukes. 

Shout up Denise I'm talking here! If you look at Obama's real birth certificate you'll see the 'B' in Obama looks like an 'S' and that his middle name is after his god father, a man you may know as Saddam Hussein. Barack is Kenyan for 'son of ' so you work it out for yourselves but I didn't vote for him. Obama is horrible, the turkey is dry and Hilary is weak at making sandwiches and on immigration.

Fuck you Rob I do care about the homeless veterans, I told one in the street to 'get a job' then I charged him $500 for that bit of financial advice.

I saw over on Ellis island a family of Syrian refugees, the parents were strapping explosive vests to their children and telling them to go into churches ..... then they changed their minds because no one actually goes to church in this great Christian nation of ours so instead go into Macy's on Black Friday, that can't be good.

Now Donald, that's a good Thanksgiving rant but it went a little racist with the whole Black Friday thing. We should be grateful that I am the greatest rock 'n' roll star ever! You might be Donald Trump but you ain't Kanye West bitch! That turkey reminds me of my beautiful Kim, my next baby is gonna be named South so he/she can get a sponsorship deal with Southwest airlines.

Cherokee princess Iron Eyes Cody crying because you don't lift up yer trash. 

Thanksgiving is not just about sales and racist rants over turkey, it goes back to the time when white people tricked idiot savages to feel sorry for them and then they used that compassion to take their land and engage on a campaign of genocide against them. 

Let us all be thankful for being white overlords .... it's fucking awesome! Those who aren't, I'm sorry for yer loss.  Lets also be thankful that we have food in our bellies, a roof over our heads and access to alcohol and strong medication, if you don't then you've failed at the game of life, go live in a teepee ya injun hippy. 

Compassion costs nothing and is often long remembered. If you see a homeless person, be they veteran or not, stop for a moment and share a little humanity with them with a kind word, ask them how their Thanksgiving dinner was and what they are doing for Christmas, maybe advise them to wash a little more often as they sometimes forget.     

Obliviously if they are of an ethnic persuasion and yer a cracker don't approach 'those' people for yer own safety. 

Let us all be grateful and ignore those less fortunate than us because it's all about plates of food followed by the traditional bloated self loathing and ignoring the old drunken racist aunt or uncle sitting in the corner. 

 

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!  .... terms and conditions may apply. 

Hulk Hogan Endorses Donald Trump

Fresh after the termination of his employment from WWE for using racial slurs, Hulk Hogan endorses presidential hopeful Donald Trump. Hogan who admitted that he may be a little bit racist, especially about those, "fucking niggers" says the country would be in safe hands with Donald as president.

Donald stood up for his friend and said that his words were probably taken out of context and if Hulk ever goes into politics he'd have a job in his administration throwing wetbacks into the shark pits.

We aren't quite sure what he meant by that but they both laughed .... a lot.      

Donald Trump Was Right

Donald Trump was the brightest star of the White House campaign trail, no one listened to him and now his worse fears have come to light.

An illegal alien from Mexico sneaked across the border and took Donald's job. The new Trump 'Donaldo' who can't speak a word of English but is now able to sell guns and drugs at a much higher rate than before thanks to his CEO billionaire playboy status.

It is thought that Donaldo has already raped Ivanka and Tiffany Trump and is now in talks (via a translator) with Univision and NBC to hold the Miss USA Pageant to which me says "Me Gusta Mucho." 

 

Staunch Trump supporter Bill O'Reilly was one hand to give his opinion on these developments, "Ay caramba!"
 

New Issues Every Month

This issue of Vanity Time has Bruce Caitlyn Jenner showing you how to upstage Kim in three easy steps. Now she has a vagina of color will anyone want to see it? ... "Next week I'm going to convert to Islam, I have a beautiful prayer rug picked out ... lol!" 

Rachel Dolezal says that those crackers in Montana claiming to be her biological parents only have DNA, photos and medical records which is no proof whatsoever.

Snoop Washington (formerly Trevor Patterson) tells of his inner turmoil at being a wigger. He identifies himself as being black but faces racism and ridicule everyday when he hangs with his homies in his Rodeo Drive hood, not even the police hassle him, "I'm a victim of white privilege ... ight." 

Todd Sidebottom says, "help, I have too many guns" Todd loves guns, rock'n'roll and fish tacos and has been taking anti-depressants for 2 years and is responding well to therapy. "I'm working through my mother issues and now I see I was never to blame for how she treated my brother better, I just hope that none of my guns start shooting people."  

In 2014 guns killed over 100 million people in the US. Charlton Heston who was the King of the NRA had guns in his home and a neighbour of Leonard Nimoy from Star Wars also owned a gun ... Coincidence?
No one will investigate those high profile deaths but what can you expect when Washington has a powerful gun lobby? Should Washington have a lobby strictly for guns? 
    
Next month in Vanity Time!

What does Jon Snow actually know? and wet floors, the silent killer.

White People Get Offended On Behalf Of Black People

British glamour model Eritrea has come out in defense of former NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal who is a white woman that posed as a black woman in order to make a living based on the struggles of the black minorities in the US.

Eritrea from Essex says that she is black and has always identified with black culture, when growing up she'd listen to black singers like Michael Jackson, Christina Aguilera and Vanilla Ice. She prefers KFC to McDonald's and before her 3 boob jobs her boobs were very saggy.  


"My nan would sit me on her knee and pass onto me the oral history of my people from Kunta Kinte over there in the Gambia which is near Africa to Chicken George and some others I can't remember, it's in my blood, init."     

A man of color. 

Donald Trump who thought about running for president in 1988, 2000, 2004 and 2012 was so moved by Dolezal's struggle that he announced he was running for 2016.

"As a proud black man I will vow to up hold the struggles of Claudette Colvin, Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King and Al Sharpton, Martin Luther nailed his declaration of faith onto that door saying that he would never give up until whitey pays compensation, this is my declaration saying the same thing. I shall not rest until America has it's first black American born Christian as president and to question my policies means you're a racist, fight the power my brothers and sisters, Hakuna Matata!"   

Mitt Romney another man of color quickly rushed to endorse Trump. Romney who had a racial reassignment treatment in 2012 isn't running this time because people cane still remember the last failure too clearly and thinks that white American feels threatened by a strong black person.

Experts believe that when perfectly healthy white folks want to rebel against their middle class backgrounds or against their parents they'll become what white people fear the most ... black people.

Channing Tatum has come out of the closet to tell the world he is Asian. 

No one at the Oscar cries because white people tortured raped and killed black people they had as slaves and like to forget that the founding fathers except for John Adams all owned slaves. George Washington owned 318.
They do cry when some black people walk over a bridge to a John Legend tune.

The white people take the culture from the minorities and use it to feel more morally righteous or so they can earn a living off the backs of slaves by saying they understand because hey we all come from Africa originally right?

 I have to stop you there, Rachel Dolezal makes a better black person, she understands our struggle.

Using Dolezal as an example white people make pretty good black people, in the future maybe we 'll see all ethnic groups as being white. Hollywood has for years used white people for ethnic roles and call it white privilege if you want but we're better at being ethnic than the ethnics .... except for sports and dancing. 

Lower class white people have been dressing in dodgy looking clothes for years in cloths that could be described as 'something a black person would wear'. Is it racist to say so if it's true? The bleached blonde Nordic/Master race look is being replaced by weaves and frizzy black hair, white is the new black. 

 Guess which one went native for Royal Ascot. 

If you want to out source riots in the US to low class white who have less chance of getting shot then just hire them from Northern Ireland, we like to riot and abuse police .... it's our culture.    

There are 3 white people in this photo, I doubt you'll find them.

In the US and in London they riot because the police shoot someone, in Northern Ireland they riot because of flags or because of reasons ..... we're even better at rioting, we barely do any prison time either.