Donald Trump Was Right

Donald Trump was the brightest star of the White House campaign trail, no one listened to him and now his worse fears have come to light.

An illegal alien from Mexico sneaked across the border and took Donald's job. The new Trump 'Donaldo' who can't speak a word of English but is now able to sell guns and drugs at a much higher rate than before thanks to his CEO billionaire playboy status.

It is thought that Donaldo has already raped Ivanka and Tiffany Trump and is now in talks (via a translator) with Univision and NBC to hold the Miss USA Pageant to which me says "Me Gusta Mucho." 

 

Staunch Trump supporter Bill O'Reilly was one hand to give his opinion on these developments, "Ay caramba!"
 

Live Short And Die In A Fire!

Old Knudsen once has his bits mixed up with a Vulcan during a transporter fuck up or malfunction as they would say.

I went around squeezing weemen's arses in the Vulcan death pinch using the old 'confused state defense' Poor Old Knudsen he doesn't know what hes doing.


Of course I did make an attractive Vulcan, I had the charm and the logic, "Yer a woman I'm a handsome man lets fuck like space bunnies".

I busted many a Vulcan wormhole. Yes the stories are true but those weemen had better not be expecting any space child support from Old Knudsen. I got meself back to normal but the Vuclan half with all the baby daddy DNA died, tis a sad story.


Old Knudsen went on to become captain of his own ship the USS Syphilis but due to a discharge in the warp core the ship exploded killing all hands and feet. Captain Knudsen was taking a little R&B on the pleasure planet of Dildoss collecting new germs and new infections, boldly shagging what no sane man had shagged before............... so a happy ending, well he came.

As the Vulcans say, "Vulcan unless you can Vulnot." Those pointy eared cunts say a lot of boring shite.

We Export Death.

Me Velly Slorry wide eyes heh heh heh.

Anyone who knows whats going on in the world (not Americans of course) know the Chinks are plotting to take over the world. Amassing their vast armies of horny males with their under-sized dongs who only know about weemen through the media due to the Chinese breeding program of no gurls they will be more than willing to invade if they are promised some poon tang (a chinese expression) so look out Taiwan you'll be first.

They contaminated numerous medicines, toothpaste, foods and stuffed toys so as they were killing Cuff links they exported them to other cuntries, do I think this was a mistake? fuck no its just picking away at the world they some day hope to invade.

I'm not an alarmist and don't want to cause panic but we're all going to die, well not me cos I'm selling them government secrets, don't worry its the Polish government so who cares?
To make sure I don't get poisoned I'm off my meds, don't brush my teeth, only eat bad British food like fish and chips and curry and no longer do I snuggle with Mr Woogle.

I'm on ta ya you inscrutable looking shites so watch yer step.

I Cry When I Hear Oh Danny Boy.

Top 'o' the mornin to ya Knudsen.

I'm here from the Brotherhood of Leprechauns to warn ya about all the fecking stereotyping you've been doing here.
Knock it off big fella or I'll hit ya with me Shillelagh and then we'll laugh about it, have some craic a pint O Guinness and you'll end up kneecapped in an alley way.

May the road rise up to ah feck it you just watch yerself.