Donald Trump was the brightest star of the White House campaign trail, no one listened to him and now his worse fears have come to light.
An illegal alien from Mexico sneaked across the border and took Donald's job. The new Trump 'Donaldo' who can't speak a word of English but is now able to sell guns and drugs at a much higher rate than before thanks to his CEO billionaire playboy status.
It is thought that Donaldo has already raped Ivanka and Tiffany Trump and is now in talks (via a translator) with Univision and NBC to hold the Miss USA Pageant to which me says "Me Gusta Mucho."
Staunch Trump supporter Bill O'Reilly was one hand to give his opinion on these developments, "Ay caramba!"
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