Chinky Poofter Bird

 

 What else would you call them?

Ukip candidate Kerry Smith resigned as parliamentary candidate for South Basildon and East Thurrock after he was heard calling ghey party members "poofters" and referring to someone as a "Chinky bird" in phone calls.

Firstly queers prefer to be called fudge packers and the weemen bean flickers and Chinese people prefer to be called ting tang wing wong ... Old Knudsen doesn't really know any Chinese people except the ones he killed during the Boxer rebellion of 1900, then I called them targets. How dare they not like our imperialistic ways, we were just honest immigrants and they kicked us out.

  Nigel Farage the leader of the master race.

Ukip party leader Nigel Farage did what he usually did and that was to defend his colleague. "Kerry Smith is a rough diamond. A council estate boy from the East End of London, left school early and talks in a way that a lot of people from that background do." Oh so that's ok then, not his fault.

“If you and your mates were going out for a Chinese, what do you say you’re going for?” ..... he expected the interviewer he asked to say, 'going out for a chinky'  though Farage stated that he himself had never used that word.

“I think we’re very snobbish in London about condemning people perhaps for the colloquial language they use, particularly if it’s not meant with really unpleasant intent, Smith was a "genuine fella" 

but

"was not suitable to be a parliamentary candidate".  Because he is common, can't censor himself or is fat? Farage defending Smith yet playing into the snobbery he complains about.

Old Knudsen is not a racist or a homophobe, he hates everyone with equal scorn and he himself left school early ... around 10 minutes early (16 is the school leaving age) I think it was, I had a Doctors appointment and Old Knudsen still lives on a housing estate.
If he ordered a Chinese takeaway he'd call it a Chinese, he wouldn't feel the need to use a racial slur just because he lives on a housing estate and that guide dogs have had a better level of education than him.
Northern Ireland is very sectarian and he doesn't call Catholics, Taigs or Fenian cock suckers or Protestants Huns or Orange bastards either .... though they are but that's besides the point.  

As for gheys. I just read how people were saying that JK Rowling didn't write Dumbledore as being ghey and so must be a crap writer if he was meant to be ghey.
How do you write someone as being ghey? Ghey people are usually just average people unless they have issues and then it's all 'The Birdcage' but maybe Dumbledore was comfortable in his sexuality and didn't like feather boas cos they were so ghey.  

Farage is like the Republicans in the US, they have an unrealistic view of the world and want things to return to the way they were in the 1950's. Great if you were a middle class white person I suppose.

Farage wants to return the UK to the 70's and 80's because he hasn't moved on from then himself. You could discriminate against weemen, call a spade a spade and some times call them wog or darkie. You could smoke in hospitals and blackface was funny and on prime time TV. Mental health services was being told to, 'pull yerself up by the boot straps and suck it up' weemen who complained about sexual assault were just being hysterical and overacting, a slap would sort them out and you could cane children at school for anything ..... good times.  

You could call weemen birds because only real men equate weemen to animals. Farage thinks we have gone too far with political correctness and that it's all just a bit of fun to treat people as less than equals.   


He was right about the snobbery in London, for a place chocka block with ethnic people the white ones still look doon on the Irish and the fact that the government is situated in London means they are out of touch with the rest of the nation. While NHS hospitals maybe be good in London, go to Belfast and you'll get fewer services but who cares because it's just the Irish right?

You could compare Northern Ireland and even Ireland to a lass who has been raped by someone famous and is shouting for justice but London (the famous person) doesn't take any responsibility. Like how the US fuck up Iraq and then leaves.

Government needs to work for all the people equally and if Smith, the fat bloke with the gurly name can't even talk about people without derogatory names then he isn't suited for Parliament and should work on his own sexual identity and lay off the pies.

Miss America Calls For Jihad

Nina Davuluri just won Miss America, she is an American of Indian heritage, no not red Indian, the other ones with the curry smell.
As soon as she won loads of angry uninformed Americans hit Twitter to voice their disgust. 


"Only reason she won is bc her people said they would lower gas prices" and "I am literarily soo mad right now a ARAB👳 won Miss America" .... Dallas Robinson (@DallasRobinson8)


Jakeamick5 added: "How the **** does a foreigner win miss America? She is a Arab! #idiots"

Emi_adkins said: "It's called Miss America. Get outta here New York you look like a terrorist. #bye #americanforamerica"

Yes cos India is known for it's oil and camel jockeys ... no, it's known for Delhi belly and rape. Just like after 9/11, this big melting pot of diversity has to have it's fair share of morons and racists, they were certainly well represented on Twitter. 

Davuluri from Atlantic city is a practicing Hindu and is rising above all this idiocy, she has hopes of becoming a doctor if her job as a terrorist doesn't pan out. 

Oh and Miss Kansas, Sergeant Theresa Vail, how the fuck do you empower weemen by being a tattooed army reserve dentist in a beauty contest? .... wise the fuck up and get yer baps out love. 



 

Red Pride

No one cares about Miley Virus or Syria, what everyone is talking about is the racism going on in Scotland.Usually a land of enlightenment, a dark shadow has stretched over the Alba. 

 

 Sorry, wrong Alba.

Tony Winters, originally from Glasgow accused an Edinburgh chip shop of racism after they charged him 25p for tomato sauce.

  Just like the whole east coast west coast feud between rappers that killed my homie B.I.G. 

Yo yo yo west coast is the best, they cut you with broken bottles for fun and put red sass on their fish and chips.

No yo yo yo east coast rules, they have a castle and put brown sass on their chips. 

 The ugly face of racism .... the gold sea.

Tony, who has lived in Edinburgh for 18 years, is the Rosa Parks of Scotland.  “Every chip shop I know gives ketchup free. A condiment is a condiment. You can’t offer one customer brown sauce for nothing then charge another for tomato. I told the staff I thought it was racist. They just said it’s what they do."

Damn their racist hides.

"It reeks of racism – just because we come from the west and tend to like ketchup instead of brown sauce. It’s clear they’re discriminating and I don’t think it’s right.”

Shop owner Paul Crolla was clearly annoyed:

“Salt and brown sass goes with fish and chips. Anything extra should be paid for. If it was up to me I wouldn’t give anyone ketchup because it ruins the whole thing, those people coming here taking our jobs and thinking we're gonna give them red sass for free .... go back to yer own cuntry!"

Selling sachets of Heinz ketchup at 25p a time needs to be taken to the European courts of human rights ... it's not right!

Old Knudsen feels for Mr Winters of the Glaswegian race. When Old Knudsen was growing up in Scotland in his beloved village of Kilamory people would look at him and whisper, "there goes yon viking with the massive cock" yes it was a difficult time for Old Knudsen, all the local lasses wanted to touch it and see if they could fit it into their mouths ..... harsh times.

Old Knudsen asks you all to join in a boycott of the Gold sea, when you allow this type of racism in then that just leaves doors open for other forms of hate.

 

Stop The Hate!

I think racial profiling is a terrible thing. Just because black people cause most of the crime in a city doesn't mean you should harass a group of young black men loading their handguns behind the local Mini-Mart late at night. Just because middle eastern types use planes to blow up a few buildings doesn't mean you should stop every wog with crazy eyes and fuses in their shoes from getting onto planes. Its just plain wrong and ever so racist.

You should be stopping the white people on the off chance they have stuffed a load of bombs up their toddler's bung hole or the fat shite on the power scooter in case they are going to ram raid a shop. "Hey check out that granny, she could be Bin laden in disguise."

Now doesn't that make more sense?

In the Die hard films no one ever checks the Euro trash terrorists with the Armani suits and thick German accents and look how that turns out. We all know that the Die Hard Fourlogy are inspired by true events.

One group of majority people in Callyfornia 'The Hispanics' are complaining that immigration and border police are targeting them as possible illegal immigrants. Just because yer brown, climbing a fence and can only speak Spanish doesn't mean yer a possible illegal alien ...........

We must stamp out this racism, c'mon Obama get behind me on this or are you too busy with yer water melons?

Oh are water melons a racist thing? oh I did not know, here have some fried BBQ chicken and lets be friends.

Look to our other border and check oot those Canadians.

A pair of possible terrorists, look at their mad eyes and the obvious hate of America they have. Its a silent invasion. They blend in and take over the media, the only way you can tell them apart from safe people 'too dumb and lazy to be terrorists' (Americans) is the way they speak and their love for the porn.

Oot and aboot also 'eh' at the end of each sentence. Lets build a wall across the border, we can get a cheap source of labour thanks to the Mexicans and maybe some air to surface to canuck missiles pointed north.

I want to see a colour and gender blind future where everyone is equal, all police reports will be "Be on the lookout for a human being" no this is not a cunning plan to get rid of the Catholic church but now you cum to think of it.




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Waz Up Niggas?

I got this e-mail saying 'Congratulations you are now in the Irish Blogger directory' it was so long ago that I had forgotten about it. Bloody Irish always trying to exclude the Ulstermen but no since their economy has gone doon the crapper like everyone else the Irish bloggers have had to get real jobs and stop farting around on blogs, " To be sure Paddy you should have seen the traffic jam today, at least 1000 sheep, 1000 very attractive sheep I could hardly get me Honda wheelbarrow through them."

I looked up Callyfornia and there are 8 bloggers here. I didn't bother looking at their blogs but they are shite. Well you don't have to eat a mouthful of feces to know its going to taste like shite do you?


The second in command of Al-Qaeda Osama's PR man called Obama a "Hoose Negro" he also applied that title to Colon Bowel and Cuntileezer Rice. Michelle Obama the big wife of the future president wiggled her neck and said, " Ain't no Sand Nigger gonna talk to my man like that I'm gonna bust a cap in some foo's ass."


Stupid ragheads this is the negro from Hoose. Yes I know anything past a deep tan and everyone looks the same, welcum to my world. I'm getting a paint ball gun and marking any blacks or His-Spaniards on the heads with different colours like you do with sheep, yep back to sheep again I must be an Irish blogger.



Everyone thinks that Old Knudsen spends his day with Orson Welles and Huge Heffner drinking brandy, smoking cigars and fucking blonde bimbos who all look like Barbie dolls, well thats only on Thursdays.
I'm a normal person well ok maybe I'm a little bit of an immortal, immoral Time-Lord/fallen Angel kind but still I'm the normal bloke on the street leering at weemen while wearing piss stained trousers.

I went to McDonald's for me breakfast only to be informed they don't do breakfast after 10.30am it was 10.45am for fucks sake so I called out the manager and tore him a new one about how if it wasn't for me he'd be speaking Japanese, he was quite grateful as he was Chinese so gave me a free Quarter pounder without cheese and extra pickle meal for free, you all know how I take me Quarter pounder (insert rude comment here)

I don't like those fucking breakfasts anyway so they can fuck off, people think I'm crazy ....... crazy like a Fox, if the Fox had rabies then it would be crazy I suppose, what if a Rabi had rabies I'd laugh me arse off over that one that'll teach him for cutting off baby willys those big nosed deity killers.

I was sitting doon tolerating my poor quality food when I heard that song, "I like to move it move it" I do like to move it but only on the toilet or on the dance floor to a Kylie song.

I looked around and saw this.



Some little fucker had a Lemur in his Happy meal, A LEMUR FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!! I did what any responsible person would do I took it off them and spat at the parents. I then got a Sprite re-fill and left.

Al-Qaeda can insult the coloureds all they like, they are still on my shitlist for fucking up my Plantation plans and for PROP 8. The Lemurs are the real threat and now they are after yer children.

Don't look em in the eyes they'll dazzle you with glamour magick and suck yer blood and then you'll become a Lemur.
I urge you all to boycott McDonald's and send me naked pictures at once or right away this instance. If you don't then the tree niggers or Lemurs as the Pedos call them will win.



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Americans Get It Wrong Again

If I had a vote I would not waste it on the toe the line Maverick or the vague learning to be black Oreo (its a biscuit thats black on the outside but white inside) I would vote for someone with real experience who has been in positions of power whether it be NASCAR the CIA or even as President himself.

Fred Thompson is white, a man and has a booming voice that can put young hot shot lawyers in their place.
A man that can change the direction of a storyline with a pivotal moment. He has an edge and don't take shit from tree huggers.

He wants to bring hope and change to the country, me I'd be happy with clean drinking water I don't have time to wait for the grit in my water to settle in order to drink it. I'm in God's fucking waiting room.

We must protect our borders or as in the local newspaper 'our boarders' fuck Yanks are daft. Those sneaking Canadians want to come in and play Americans on the telly, yes Shatner you Jewish Canuck cunt I'm on ta ya.

The Mexicans are heading south again for a better life so who cares about the southern border? They all heard that the fat lazy Americans were paying $5.00 per hour for them to build a wall.

To avoid the angry comments I'm not really against Jews, so what if they killed Jesus and are creepy as fuck and the reason for all the world's problems ? Death camps don't work so what can ya do?

Hippies, Occultists, Catholics, gheys and teenagers all need a punch and 2 weeks of sleep deprivation and protestant scripture.

After McCain has his 2 years and dies and then Palin has her 6 years as preez I'd like to see Tom Hanks and Bill Pullman run for President maybe Hallie Berry too being a woman and a half caste she'd be tough to beat but easy to beat off too.

I saw this and wondered what the point was. I'm sure Obama dresses like a woman for comfort, then I realised that they were pointing out who is more patriotic because one served and one didn't and Obama dresses like a raghead. Of course one didn't get caught by the enemy either .

I saw these other examples of treasonous behaviour.


Troops in Iraq being unpatriotically friendly with the ragheads.



"No Bill I get my cock sucked in the UK by the PM, I cum to America for you to give me a rimjob."

Chinese loving cunt! Michael Phelps is one ugly fucker, I'd just like to point that out.



I would choose Pikachu, just as good as any.


It all cums doon to this in the end. Hope, change or 40 year-old integrity politicans lie, thats their job.


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Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites Of Their Eyes

Pamplona has the running of the bulls, Crotcharea has the running of the blacks, some Mexican got stabbed by a darkie and I wasn't hanging around.

First observation about Callyfornia of the 21st century. No flying cars, blonde surfers or hot chicks in thongs and to confuse things more thongs are flip flops, what the fuck people?

I know English isn't the countrie's national language but really the Australians can do it and they are all alcoholics (I like Aussies) I'm no where near the beach of course so that explains the lack of hot beach bunnies but I at least expected hot cheerleaders and car chases I'm see the films I know what goes on.

I got an idea how General Custer felt at the Little Big Horn which was a battle not a vibrator though MJ may tell you otherwise.

You all know me I have nothing but love in my heart for my fellow man and lust in my groin for my fellow woman but where are all the white people?

I borrowed Buddy's mobile phone and put the Gestapo er I mean Homeland security on speedy dial. " Hello Homeland security, I've got two shifty brown guys speaking some weird language, its probably Arabic, do you want me to tackle them or will you send someone round?" ................ " Hello Homeland security, yes its me again, I see this brown woman speaking a strange language possibly Arabic no wait don't hang up, she is pushing a stroller with a blue fleece blanket covering it so it could be a bomb, no I don't know what targets there are in Rancho Crotcharea that Al Qaeda might be interested in but I'd guess if you call a shop 'Target' then yer just asking for it, hello are you still there?"

I got Buddy lifted by the peelers and his phone number blocked by Homeland security.

Now do you call them Hispanic, Mexicans or latins? I'm fucked if I know all dagos to me, with foreigners I need know no other language than English , I throw in the odd French word I know but usually I just speak LOUDLY and SLOWLY with a hint of DISDAIN and SUPERIORITY and they get the message, the latins avoid me for the most but the blacks act like I just pissed on their good rug, when they aren't speaking the hebe shebe ebonic crap they can communicate quite well.

White people are stunned as soon as I open my mouth and stare blankly at me not understanding a word, some get over it and rattle on about Ireland and how their grandfather was full-blooded Irish who owned his own potato. When I tell them I'm no Irish its like I just shot their dog.

Never try to explain England, Scotland and Wales as being English, Scottish and Welsh and also British and certainly do not try to explain Northern Ireland politics to an American, you'll get the blank stare and then they will start talking about Ireland again as if you never said anything.

I'm only Irish for Blog awards, free drinks and if it gets me my hole, other than that then I'm an Orange Oppressor and proud of it.

Asians I have no problem with as I have ordered many a gravy chip from a Chinese takeaway, in fact tonight while I dined at a certain Scottish place which you would have thought it would be better since it came from the States I got the eye from an Asian woman who spent 10 minutes yelling in her phone and being yelled at from the other end, mobile phones are now like walkie talkies so everyone can enjoy both sides of the loud conversation .

This woman looked at me 6 times, I get that a lot, I break through the language and race barrier with love.

Its fucking hot over here, its not dignified to wear shorts as that's for wee boys so I'm sweating like a hoor saving up for Christmas but I refuse to let the American sun beat me and my cap is staying on, I do miss the Killamory sun for that shone with light directly from Heaven.

Everything is bigger over here, the cars, the roads, the distances, the level of retardation and of course the waist lines.

Now I like a woman with a bit of meat on her bones but when even me with my huge penis can't reach the vadge due to fat then they miss out on their multiple orgasms and my legend is damaged, I still cum of course, "any port in a storm" as we fishermen say.

I was in Wal-Mart and this fat fucker on a power scooter nearly ran me over, I revved up my shopping trolley and ran the bastard off the aisle and into the energy saving light bulbs, 'bio hazzard on aisle seven' Old Knudsen isn't too lazy to walk I got out before the mercury in those things got me.

So anyway Buddy said he was going to take me to a 'head shop' I know Yanks call toilets the head and the Monkees had an LP called 'Head' but really I'm at a loss, unless its a place where you can go and get some head now that would be great. America may just be the second greatest cuntry in the world if that is the case.

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We Export Death.

Me Velly Slorry wide eyes heh heh heh.

Anyone who knows whats going on in the world (not Americans of course) know the Chinks are plotting to take over the world. Amassing their vast armies of horny males with their under-sized dongs who only know about weemen through the media due to the Chinese breeding program of no gurls they will be more than willing to invade if they are promised some poon tang (a chinese expression) so look out Taiwan you'll be first.

They contaminated numerous medicines, toothpaste, foods and stuffed toys so as they were killing Cuff links they exported them to other cuntries, do I think this was a mistake? fuck no its just picking away at the world they some day hope to invade.

I'm not an alarmist and don't want to cause panic but we're all going to die, well not me cos I'm selling them government secrets, don't worry its the Polish government so who cares?
To make sure I don't get poisoned I'm off my meds, don't brush my teeth, only eat bad British food like fish and chips and curry and no longer do I snuggle with Mr Woogle.

I'm on ta ya you inscrutable looking shites so watch yer step.

One Hour Later You Want Another, Before You Know It Glangblang.

Fancy a chinky? for all you single and dating weemen out there maybe you should try China. (as long as you don't mind penis size according to recent news stories) because of the 1 child per family rule the Chins have, males will out number the females by 30 million by the year 2020.
I won't get into the whole abort the female babies issue which is similar to India as its their choice, and we don't do hard hitting news stories here, its not Fox you know, it does show you how much weemen are valued in those cultures. So ladies, if you don't mind the smell of sweet 'n' sour and yer husband looking like everyone else theres a slow boat of love about to depart.