Chinky Poofter Bird

 

 What else would you call them?

Ukip candidate Kerry Smith resigned as parliamentary candidate for South Basildon and East Thurrock after he was heard calling ghey party members "poofters" and referring to someone as a "Chinky bird" in phone calls.

Firstly queers prefer to be called fudge packers and the weemen bean flickers and Chinese people prefer to be called ting tang wing wong ... Old Knudsen doesn't really know any Chinese people except the ones he killed during the Boxer rebellion of 1900, then I called them targets. How dare they not like our imperialistic ways, we were just honest immigrants and they kicked us out.

  Nigel Farage the leader of the master race.

Ukip party leader Nigel Farage did what he usually did and that was to defend his colleague. "Kerry Smith is a rough diamond. A council estate boy from the East End of London, left school early and talks in a way that a lot of people from that background do." Oh so that's ok then, not his fault.

“If you and your mates were going out for a Chinese, what do you say you’re going for?” ..... he expected the interviewer he asked to say, 'going out for a chinky'  though Farage stated that he himself had never used that word.

“I think we’re very snobbish in London about condemning people perhaps for the colloquial language they use, particularly if it’s not meant with really unpleasant intent, Smith was a "genuine fella" 

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"was not suitable to be a parliamentary candidate".  Because he is common, can't censor himself or is fat? Farage defending Smith yet playing into the snobbery he complains about.

Old Knudsen is not a racist or a homophobe, he hates everyone with equal scorn and he himself left school early ... around 10 minutes early (16 is the school leaving age) I think it was, I had a Doctors appointment and Old Knudsen still lives on a housing estate.
If he ordered a Chinese takeaway he'd call it a Chinese, he wouldn't feel the need to use a racial slur just because he lives on a housing estate and that guide dogs have had a better level of education than him.
Northern Ireland is very sectarian and he doesn't call Catholics, Taigs or Fenian cock suckers or Protestants Huns or Orange bastards either .... though they are but that's besides the point.  

As for gheys. I just read how people were saying that JK Rowling didn't write Dumbledore as being ghey and so must be a crap writer if he was meant to be ghey.
How do you write someone as being ghey? Ghey people are usually just average people unless they have issues and then it's all 'The Birdcage' but maybe Dumbledore was comfortable in his sexuality and didn't like feather boas cos they were so ghey.  

Farage is like the Republicans in the US, they have an unrealistic view of the world and want things to return to the way they were in the 1950's. Great if you were a middle class white person I suppose.

Farage wants to return the UK to the 70's and 80's because he hasn't moved on from then himself. You could discriminate against weemen, call a spade a spade and some times call them wog or darkie. You could smoke in hospitals and blackface was funny and on prime time TV. Mental health services was being told to, 'pull yerself up by the boot straps and suck it up' weemen who complained about sexual assault were just being hysterical and overacting, a slap would sort them out and you could cane children at school for anything ..... good times.  

You could call weemen birds because only real men equate weemen to animals. Farage thinks we have gone too far with political correctness and that it's all just a bit of fun to treat people as less than equals.   


He was right about the snobbery in London, for a place chocka block with ethnic people the white ones still look doon on the Irish and the fact that the government is situated in London means they are out of touch with the rest of the nation. While NHS hospitals maybe be good in London, go to Belfast and you'll get fewer services but who cares because it's just the Irish right?

You could compare Northern Ireland and even Ireland to a lass who has been raped by someone famous and is shouting for justice but London (the famous person) doesn't take any responsibility. Like how the US fuck up Iraq and then leaves.

Government needs to work for all the people equally and if Smith, the fat bloke with the gurly name can't even talk about people without derogatory names then he isn't suited for Parliament and should work on his own sexual identity and lay off the pies.