David Cameron Makes Me Wet

Guess what happens when you build on a flood plain, don't enclose the rivers in concrete and don't dredge them ..... aye yer carpet gets a little damp when it rains.

Don't worry cos you voted in a very capable leader who really cares. If you vote conservative then just kill yerself and anything that was born from yer loins. Never mind policies, Cameron and his peeps are cunts you can tell it a mile away.

UKIP are just as bad. UK politics are deadly boring and full of lying cunts, at least in the U.S. they put on a show as they tell you how fucked up you are.

The thing is that even with all this water, there will probably be a hosepipe ban in the summer. Take the posturing out of politics and give the job to people who don't want it, then we might not be quite as fucked as we are now.

The Fleggers Owe Us £50m And An Apology

Brad Pitt on a quest to find Flegger zero 

The loyalist flag protests that started on the 3rd December 2012 has been cited as a contributory factor in Belfast shops losing up to £50m in revenue.

The publicly-funded £1m advertising campaign 'Backin Belfast' to encourage people into the city to boost trade helped a little but with illegal road blocks, stealing and burning out cars and the odd riot kept people home and some shops closing early during the Christmas period, other shops closed for good as the protests were the last straw for them.

£50m lost, the international reputation tarnished even more, the idiot Loyalist minority making everyone else cringe in embarrassment every time they spoke......

The fact is that while 40% of Northern Ireland's population just can't be bothered to vote it isn't the lower/working classes, it's the middle class people that have given up with voting.

In this strange backwater the political parties like the DUP cannot appear too educated or too middle class or they'll lose votes.

They also don't have to explain themselves because their voters are stupid and they know this, they can get away with anything and all they have to do is get the pleb on the street worked up about what Catholics are getting or might get.

   

Election Promises

What would you do for a hung parliament?



Join up with me and I'll give you all the hand jobs and dirty Scottish tonguing you want.


No Nick cum to the dark side, let me lube this puppy up and give you a doggy fisting you'll never forget.


Good golly the liberal democrats have never been this popular what should I do?


To be cuntinued.........

Americans Get It Wrong Again

If I had a vote I would not waste it on the toe the line Maverick or the vague learning to be black Oreo (its a biscuit thats black on the outside but white inside) I would vote for someone with real experience who has been in positions of power whether it be NASCAR the CIA or even as President himself.

Fred Thompson is white, a man and has a booming voice that can put young hot shot lawyers in their place.
A man that can change the direction of a storyline with a pivotal moment. He has an edge and don't take shit from tree huggers.

He wants to bring hope and change to the country, me I'd be happy with clean drinking water I don't have time to wait for the grit in my water to settle in order to drink it. I'm in God's fucking waiting room.

We must protect our borders or as in the local newspaper 'our boarders' fuck Yanks are daft. Those sneaking Canadians want to come in and play Americans on the telly, yes Shatner you Jewish Canuck cunt I'm on ta ya.

The Mexicans are heading south again for a better life so who cares about the southern border? They all heard that the fat lazy Americans were paying $5.00 per hour for them to build a wall.

To avoid the angry comments I'm not really against Jews, so what if they killed Jesus and are creepy as fuck and the reason for all the world's problems ? Death camps don't work so what can ya do?

Hippies, Occultists, Catholics, gheys and teenagers all need a punch and 2 weeks of sleep deprivation and protestant scripture.

After McCain has his 2 years and dies and then Palin has her 6 years as preez I'd like to see Tom Hanks and Bill Pullman run for President maybe Hallie Berry too being a woman and a half caste she'd be tough to beat but easy to beat off too.

I saw this and wondered what the point was. I'm sure Obama dresses like a woman for comfort, then I realised that they were pointing out who is more patriotic because one served and one didn't and Obama dresses like a raghead. Of course one didn't get caught by the enemy either .

I saw these other examples of treasonous behaviour.


Troops in Iraq being unpatriotically friendly with the ragheads.



"No Bill I get my cock sucked in the UK by the PM, I cum to America for you to give me a rimjob."

Chinese loving cunt! Michael Phelps is one ugly fucker, I'd just like to point that out.



I would choose Pikachu, just as good as any.


It all cums doon to this in the end. Hope, change or 40 year-old integrity politicans lie, thats their job.


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