Melania Gets Her Tits Out For The Voters

Probably out doing charity work or something.

Yet another post on why you should vote for Donald Trump. First of all it would be tremendous, probably definitely the best decision you've ever made in yer life. Everybody loves him, even the gheys, coloureds, broads and beaners, they all love him. The crooked Democrats hate him because he's a billionaire for the common man and tells it like it is.
If he sees a fat or unattractive woman he'll tell her outright how disgusting she is. Fuck her nice personality, put a bag over her head and make her diet and workout .... you have to respect the man's tough love. He never got any when he was growing up, he was given a million bucks and told to go and play. 

It's a wonder he turned out so normal and well adjusted.

What is there not to love? A rich white guy who was smart enough to be born into a rich family and smart enough not to get sent to Vietnam like all those losers such as John McCain and John Kerry. Imagine what the werld would be like if there wasn't a Donald J Trump, if the gooks had killed him in Nam .... a real lack of golf courses, what would the other rich people do? All those downer cows would go to waste just rotting by the roadside instead of being turned into delicious Trump steaks.

 
After Donald's wife Melania (which sounds like a form of cancer) gave a speech at the RNC which sounded very word for word in places similar to one that Michelle Obama had given years ago the media and the Internet has been having some fun with her.

According to unconfirmed sources the college drop out has several degrees and can speak 5 languages. Old Knudsen can swear in 10, doesn't mean he can do it well. Go fuckensee yerself .... assholeski ... fluck face.  

 There won't be any silly rumours about this one having a cock, well not her own.  

As you know it takes a lot of intelligence to pose naked but then she became a jewelry and watch designer because marrying billionaires doesn't pay the rent if they are still too young to die. Some suspect that Donald's orange tinge is due to being slowly poisoned but who would want to do that? 

 The human body is not sinful, we are all naked under our clothes.

Should we judge because not only does she want to be the First lady but she also wants to be the First lady to pose naked? It was a job and hey who hasn't taken off their clothes for money at some time in their lives?

Or why porn stars don't usually do well in politics or as teachers. What the fuck is moral turpitude anyways? Interesting resumes though.   

  Then I'll call her crooked and she'll win ... it's a tremendous idea. 

Remember when Hillary had her spread? Well neither does Bill which is why he out sourced the job to interns ...  Ka-Chow! Close but no cigar.

 

Trump is back to his usual controversy making self. Lawyer Khizr Khan wanted to use his dead war hero son as a political pawn only to have Trump use his vast intellect to defend himself by attacking his silent wife .... maybe she wasn't allowed to talk muses Trump. 

When Trump suggests Misogyny you know the Interwebs is gonna go wild. Like Ted Cruz questioning other people's morals or Nigel Farage going to his employers in Brussels to slag off the EU.

  It's those chairs again. A part of the Clinton/Trump conspiracy 

Great point Mr Trump. Maybe Khan's wife was just a silent piece of eye candy to distract us from Hillary's classified e-mails that organized the Benghazi attack. Who would stoop to marrying a hottie just to make yerself look good? Shame on you Khan. 

Trump served in military school so he's earned the right to question veterans. 

What kind of name is Khan anyways? It sounds like some Star Trek bad guy or something. Not at all American sounding like Drumpf Trump which as we all know isn't German because nothing good ever comes out of Germany .... except Heckler & Koch and Glock weapons. Yes I know Glock is Austrian but it's the same thing for fucks sake.    

Sitting on golden chairs like everyone else does.  

Donald and Melania promised more naked photo shoots when if he gets elected. I for one think that a First lady who can barely speak English and that gets her tits out is the kind of First lady that America needs.   

Trump looked Barbara Walters in the eye and said, "Melania, who by the way is stunning, isn't she beautiful? Will free the beaver when I'm elected President" now that is an erection election promise I'll hold you to Donald. Yer move crooked Hillary.