A Whiter Shade Of Shite

URGENT

I have 234 school girls and I want you to assist me in distributing them. I agree to reward you with part of the money for your assistance, kindness and participation in this Godly project.

 This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.

Kindly expedite action and contact me via e-mail: peterattah2007@yahoo.co.uk if this proposal is acceptable to you.

May the good Lord bless you and your family.

Best Regards,
Mr Peter Attah

Fucking Nigerian spam e-mails.

 A hashtag will save the gurls .... not!

Boko Harem is an Islamist terrorist group intent on making a pure Islam state ruled by Sharia law, that is their purpose.
How big the state will be who knows? but I doubt it will stop at Nigeria. Their funky name which is easy to remember, makes them a hoosehold name and an enemy that needs to be put doon.  This year alone the death toll from Boko Harem has reached over 500, you'd think that would have shocked people but no, the kidnapping of over 200 school girls is what has shocked the world.

The US has already sent in a team of experts which means a couple of negotiators and several military advisers (special ops) no troops to go in after them as that would be suicide.  

The British have said they will also send in a small group of experts. Aye that's all the Nigerian government wants, people coming in with their opinions but hey, it looks as if we care.

42 dead from yet another village attack.

We as nations only care because it might be us next, but we have to be careful that we are not seen as being in a war. After many seemingly successful battles in Mali you'll notice that the French are still there and still being killed as Islamists now own northern Mali. 

We as people don't care because we are used to seeing dead Africans and there are millions more where they come from. It's the stories of child soldiers and kidnapped school girls that will tug at out heart strings as they are trendy causes. 

Boko Harem say they are selling the gurls as wives or as slaves which is more or less the same thing there. Many from the group itself have bought some of the gurls. They were taken and by now they are pretty much fucked in all sense of the word, reports are that some have already been sent to neighbouring Chad and Cameroon. Marriage from the age of 9 onwards is totally acceptable from this religious terrorist group.

Like most terrorist organizations they think they can do as they please and at the minute they can. They bomb churches and schools trying to destroy anything remotely Christian and Western, they also bomb prisons so that the inmates can escape. 

Founded in 2002 the group are anti-western education, they believe the world is not round, evolution is a lie and that rain does not come from evaporated water. They also believe that weemen should be getting married and making children instead of getting educated. 

  Child soldiers never tidy their rooms.

Islamist radicals are as much of a threat to freedom and equality as right wing Christians in political power and need to be destroyed. You just decide for yerself what Old Knudsen means by destroyed but remember he's had a crappy week so it may not be very nice. 

It is just different levels of cuntish-ness that separates the terrorist who bombs to oppress from the Christian politician who makes laws to oppress.   

Old Knudsen has lived for years with people from paramilitary organizations pushing citizens around to some degree and is thoroughly sick of it. When you show weakness or don't go in for the kill they walk in, kill yer people and steal yer children.

Boko Harem and all the other Islamists fight to win and will do anything to achieve a victory, we must do the same. There will be losses and innocents will be killed but we have to win. We must become like them but not fall completely into the abyss. If we think we are better than them because we won't shoot to kill them we lose. 

We must also remind ourselves not to become fanatical like the enemy, truth and justice must always be with us. Just because someone is a Muslim doesn't make them a terrorist, you can be ruthless and cruel to the enemy but there is no reason to be stupid. If you treat all Muslims as your enemy then what you are doing is making more enemies that can reach out and hurt you on yer home soil. 

To quote a warrior and a bit of a dickhead: "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."  ~ General George S. Patton.      

Never before has Old Knudsen's list of people who must die been so big. Maybe we should put all the pedos into a bomb and drop that on the African state of Borno which was taken by Boko Harem in 2013. 

We need to go to war for freedom, not for oil or gas. Looking at trade and what a cuntry has to offer being sending in the troops means that the enemy will always have a place to call home.