Nigerian Government Warns Of Scam E-mails

Retired Air Chief Marshal Alex Badeh,  a former Nigerian chief of defence has been accused of stealing $20 million.
The former President Goodluck Jonathan has released numerous e-mails he has received from Badeh such as this one.

My dearest friend

Blessings upon you. I am obviously very busy fighting Boko Haram and bringing our girls back but do not have the helicopters to do so. I would be able to destroy Boko Haram and take from them $50 billion that would go to your bank account.

My lovely friend and president please first send me details.

Bank account number:

Sex:

Occupation:

Phone number:


Please act immediately so I can shower my gifts upon you.

Your eternal friend in Jesus

Alex Badeh Esq

 Goodluck Johnathan .... on working out if they are scams or not. 

Badeh is thought to have bought a mansion and other properties with the money. The former national security adviser, Sambo Dasuki has also been charged with stealing $68m. President Goodluck Jonathan is glad to not be in office anymore as he has had to go into therapy with trust issues. "I'd get so many e-mails from officials and people that work in banks saying I'd be getting inheritances or won competitions but all I got was poor because they wanted me to send money, they sounded so real too."  

"I think my luck will change now as I have just been told that I've won the Greek lottery."

      

Ebola Quarantine Is For The Weak

When Kim Kardashian went to Africa to care about kids with Ebola she went into 21 days quarantine upon return without any trouble.

Here are days 1,2,3 and 4. It was as if she was still in the public eye. 

On day 12 when Kayne started bleeding from all orifices and went into a coma she was still there sharing it with all her fans it was great and very socially responsible.

Now we have Ebola nurse Kaci Hickox. A nickname such as "Ebola nurse" is a tough one to get rid of, I thought only the NHS gave nicknames like that, "Oh your father will sleep well on her shift, there is a reason we call her the Pillow Princess and it's not for what you think." Dr. Harold Shipman was known as Doctor Death and that was before he killed 400 odd of his patients. 

Ginger Ebola nurse Kaci Hickox.

After spending a weekend in quarantine Nurse Hickox returned to her home of Maine and found that they had implemented a state quarantine for people exposed to Ebola patients. Being an American she decided that her civil liberties were being trampled, how dare they oppress her like such. 

She has decided that she doesn't care that the cuntry is scared shitless about even the slight risk of Ebola because she doesn't have it. A disease which can appear up to 21 days after contact .... bollocks, she has decided that isn't true. 

Besides only black people die of Ebola ... sure there was yon Spanish priest who died but he was old and are Spaniards even classed as being white? .... filthy people.  

She reckons that if she watches herself then it's ok. Well I'm not inclined to trust someone who won't even go into quarantine but that's just me. When you catch a cold you don't notice it right away, especially if you are doing something else so is she likely to notice?  'yeah I do feel kinda crappy but I'm in the checkout line at the grocery store and I really need these Ho Hos so quarantine can wait, it might pass anyway probably just the heat in here.'       

She has already broken quarantine and plans legal action against the state, she also plans to work abroad again ... cos American patients are shite so fuck em eh Kaci?  

While many will stand with her when she says that "Self-monitoring is a humane, understandable, prudent solution," others will say what a self entitled cunt. Lets make her Surgeon General since she already knows it all.

The rest of the nurses all want the full gear and proper standards rather than self-monitoring. US soldiers working in West Africa all go into quarantine in Italy before then go back home.  Is it wrong for me to hope that she shows Ebola symptoms? Even if she doesn't it's just a matter of time before some other know it all Doctor or Nurse doesn't bother with quarantine either. 

Dr. Nancy Snyderman also thought she could do without quarantine. The chief medical editor for NBC news was seen getting takeaway food with some of the crew she was supposed to be in quarantine with. Snyderman, a former surgeon is known to be a snooty dismissive wanker according to her neighbours and they knew if anyone broke quarantine it would be her and so kept an eye out.  

New Jersey health officials then ruled that her quarantine should be mandatory since she couldn't be trusted and posted a cop at her door much to the delight of her neighbours. 1,100 people have written on her Facebook page expressing anger ..... Hope yer wall isn't open Kaci the Ebola nurse. 

I don't know what temperature you are but yer going 102mph.

Nigeria is Ebola free so c'mon America, you just have to be as good as Nigeria. Since the outbreak many wealthy CEO's have died naming me as their next of kin, according to various lawyers who wish to put millions into my bank account. 

Since I don't have a bank account I've asked for it in small denomination used notes sent to Paris inside the anal cavity of a young runaway. Being a pro I've gone all cold war on them as I've heard about scams and the sort, it's a lot of money so I don't mind sending them the air fare and for other expenses .... yes I'm keeping the receipts I'm not stoopid ya know. 

Who Funds ISIS?

 Hamas about to fire rockets at the road to peace.

The Holy land has never had peace as far as we know. In fact the whole area is only called the Holy land due to the bomb craters.

Just after the Pope visited the Holy land it looked like peace talks were on the table between Hamas and Israel.

Then 3 Israeli students were kidnapped and all hell broke loose. It had to be Hamas right? 400 Palestinians were arrested during the investigation into the murders and 6 youths were killed in fighting with Israeli troops.
The 3 young men, Naftali Frenkel, Gilad Shaar, both aged 16, and 19-year-old Eyal Yifrach were found dead in a pit.

Before the peace of 2012 that Hilary Clinton brokered, Hamas used to fire rockets into Israel on a daily basis, anywhere from 2 - 60 a day.
Now since the 8th July they have started to fire them again. On 9th July over 100 rockets were fired into Israel.
The death toll right now is 190 something Palestinians (according to Hamas) to 0 Israelis, when the lopsided death toll was mentioned, Israeli spokesperson Mark Regev said, "I am not going to apologize that there aren’t Israeli deaths.” Several have been critically wounded though.


All buildings in Israel are built to withstand blasts and the Iron Dome anti-missile system knocks out most missiles before they hit. You have young men honing their skills on their X-boxes constantly saving lives.

The thing is that ISIS has taken responsibility for the killing of the three students and have also been firing rockets into Israel ..... this is a very inconvenient truth as it just complicates things. The US don't like this to be mentioned.

While Hamas are total murdering cunts, they are pussy cats compared to ISIS, which is now called The Islamic state or the terrorist group formerly known as ISIS.  The leader of ISIS Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, has said that they aren't backing their Palestinian brothers in destroying Israel yet because they have a few more things to do and some of that is weakening the US even more.

He has been busy naming himself the "Caliph", a descendant of Muhammad and of his tribe. He has demanded that all Muslims, everywhere, swear loyalty to him which means their Islamic state is now a caliphate, much like the way the UK is a theocracy. 

While ISIS are well funded and well organised they also have to show that they can hold the territories they have won. Remember that ISIS splintered off from Al Qaeda because Al Qaeda wasn't extreme enough.

ISIS crucified 8 of their own for being too moderate. Yeah man, you ain't been praying hard enough, I'm not feelin it man.
With all the foreign fighters in Syria and Iraq they do have the ability to ship these hardened killing machines back home to inflict serious damage. Another WTC,  London bus bombing or Madrid train bombing is a very big and likely possibility in the future.

ISIS has been in Gaza for at least the past 3 years.

This recent funeral for two ISIS fighters was held in Gaza last week. They are there and they are waiting to take over from Hamas and Fatah who are moderate Islamic extremists in their eyes.

 I was reading about a shop keeper whose customers included the Tallyban and other whacky Islamists, these west hating cunts really like their western imported perfumes and toiletries as well as white y-fronts for some reason. They don't care if you see their sharts, they are real men. They also had all the best phones and cameras.

Islamists are well funded! Hilary Clinton wrote a 2009 memo that Wikileaks uncovered, stating that many groups get funding from within Saudi Arabia, hardly surprising considering that 15/19  of the 9/11 terrorists were Saudi.

The Saudi's are mostly a strict form of Sunni and see these extremist groups as a means to destroy their rival the Shia. All very nice until they get hard to control then start talking about killing you next.

ISIS started with a lot of money from somewhere (Saudi Arabia) and now has even more, it's a billion dollar terrorist movement. They have even been selling barrels of oil to Turkish and Iranian businessmen.
They sell them for $25 a barrel, the Saudis haven't sold oil that low since 2003, the price that they are selling oil at is $101 a barrel, whats the chance that they'll start to sell us oil they bought from ISIS?

Ever since 9/11 the price of crude oil has steadily increased from the low price of $19 to $101..... did I mention that 15/19 terrorists were Saudi?        

 

The Saudi's really hate the Shia, if they could only just get rid of them from the ruling body of Iraq. Soldiers in Iraq have been executing Sunnis in retaliation for all the ISIS executions. It will only end when everyone is dead.
You should really worry about what is going on in Iraq. All those soldiers who died there, all for nothing.

The US has been hesitant to back anti-Assad rebels in Syria. You can't back rebels who are all ISIS and Al Qaeda, so John McCain goes over in 2013 and inspects the US training camp (being hesitant for the sake of looking like doing the right thing) in which they are training Syrian rebels to use anti-tank missiles.

Hey John, those fellows there look kinda like two of the top ISIS guys, they must be cos ISIS is showing the picture around and bragging about it  .... "doh! they all look like Mexicans to me."  

So even though everyone knows that the rebels are mostly Islamic extremists and that Assad is the better option, the US goes and supports the rebels anyway.
Obama is now sending them $500 million, that is coming out of the $5 billion counter-terrorism fund that includes another $1.5 billion for Syria's neighbors, Turkey, Jordan and Iraq to help them to secure their borders and deal with Syrian refugees.

He could be using that money at home to take away guns from rednecks. 

The wars in Iraq, Syria and Palestine are not going to stay there. It is just a matter of time for them to become up front and personal yet again. Paying Peter to kill Paul isn't working cos Peter is either a terrorist or a coward. 

These aren't just wars and the best we can hope for is to hold them back but with the minimum of effort and a lack of will to win means we will die unexpectedly on some lovely sunny day.

Who is funding ISIS? Saudi and the US tax payer provide money, training and support, the US (and it's lap dog nations) and Israel also provide the hatred to inspire more war.

I'm quite clear on who the enemy are and that's Islamic extremists, not Muslim people, I'm talking about all these terrorist groups and their supporters. I'm under no illusion that our side can get just as nasty as I've been on our side but you have to win because they want to as well.  Unless we get out of the oil business then Saudi will always call the shots, literally.








 

Trendy Activists Know Best

Palestinian children are almost white and have big beautiful brown eyes, no wonder that many in the western world have become so emotional invested when they are killed. Maybe it's the news coverage, the people who watch it can't get angry until they see cute children lying mangled in the street. 

This report contains graphic images .... their eyes light up as they eat their dinner anticipating the obligatory feeling of outrage they must have.  

No one got all bent out of shape when ISIS in Syria detonated a car bomb in January that killed 33 people - all women and children. Or the 100 men from the Free Syrian army or anyone they thought might be connected with it that they executed.

Or the 12 women and children, including a two-year-old, were found slaughtered in their house when ISIS didn't find the men there so they massacred the family in their absence.

No one gave a shit!
So you see, I have a problem with the people who rant on about Gaza and the slaughter and conveniently forget to blame Hamas.

Yes there is a humanitarian problem in Gaza, caused by Fatah and now Hamas, that is what happens when you have terrorist groups in charge. These groups pretend to look out for the people's needs while at the same time have no problem in killing them to achieve their cause .... the destruction of Israel. 

If yer little brain can't comprehend Middle east politics and what has happened to get to this point then think of Hamas as the IRA who look out for their people yet do not hesitate in blowing up or shooting their own for their cause of a united Ireland.  

It sounds stupid to kill your own for your cause but these people are not rational.    

I do get sick of these trendy activists who will rant for a cause but form a mental block and refuse to see the murder and destruction that these people who are freedom fighters rather than terrorists in their mind commit. 

In Northern Ireland the various groups are divided up between the Catholics and Protestants which is totally stupid but that's my people, so tribal. 

The Protestants have taken Israel even though the terrorists who founded Israel were killing and abducting British soldiers in the late 1940's and the Catholics have taken Palestine. They like an oppressed people and can sympathize with having their land taken I suppose, doubt these ties are more emotional than logic based.

Do they now support Al Qaeda or ISIS? They are fighting off a foreign invader. 

All these trendy activists will be onto some other cause with a slogan or a t-shirt next week after they get all their Facebook memes out.  

This was the moment when the world media lost interest in bringing back our girls and the trendy activists went back to their makeup free selfies for hurt puppies. 

You mean the girls aren't young and cute? Even the Nigerian government doesn't care. That creepy lass with the uni-brow who was shot in the head by the Tallyban,  Malala Yousafzai was there giving her support. Did anyone notice?  

Why can't the girls look like this? We could have t-shirts and fixate on a couple of really cute ones. They could be the Nigerian version of Madeline McCann.  

This is the truth but no one likes to hear that, they like to think that they are the good guys who care more than anyone else and Gog forbid you say anything except support for Gaza.

Well Israel stopped firing but Hamas refused to ceasefire, the fight is back on and Israel is actively trying to avoid killing civilians as they can see that doesn't look good to the world.
Hamas' demands are more important than the cute little dead children it seems as they continue to fire missiles from civilian areas.
There are no good guy in this conflict but you don't have to be so fucking retarded as to just ignore the actions of terrorists.
Apply pressure if it makes you feel better but don't go inadvertently supporting terrorists while you condemn death from above.  

A Whiter Shade Of Shite

URGENT

I have 234 school girls and I want you to assist me in distributing them. I agree to reward you with part of the money for your assistance, kindness and participation in this Godly project.

 This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.

Kindly expedite action and contact me via e-mail: peterattah2007@yahoo.co.uk if this proposal is acceptable to you.

May the good Lord bless you and your family.

Best Regards,
Mr Peter Attah

Fucking Nigerian spam e-mails.

 A hashtag will save the gurls .... not!

Boko Harem is an Islamist terrorist group intent on making a pure Islam state ruled by Sharia law, that is their purpose.
How big the state will be who knows? but I doubt it will stop at Nigeria. Their funky name which is easy to remember, makes them a hoosehold name and an enemy that needs to be put doon.  This year alone the death toll from Boko Harem has reached over 500, you'd think that would have shocked people but no, the kidnapping of over 200 school girls is what has shocked the world.

The US has already sent in a team of experts which means a couple of negotiators and several military advisers (special ops) no troops to go in after them as that would be suicide.  

The British have said they will also send in a small group of experts. Aye that's all the Nigerian government wants, people coming in with their opinions but hey, it looks as if we care.

42 dead from yet another village attack.

We as nations only care because it might be us next, but we have to be careful that we are not seen as being in a war. After many seemingly successful battles in Mali you'll notice that the French are still there and still being killed as Islamists now own northern Mali. 

We as people don't care because we are used to seeing dead Africans and there are millions more where they come from. It's the stories of child soldiers and kidnapped school girls that will tug at out heart strings as they are trendy causes. 

Boko Harem say they are selling the gurls as wives or as slaves which is more or less the same thing there. Many from the group itself have bought some of the gurls. They were taken and by now they are pretty much fucked in all sense of the word, reports are that some have already been sent to neighbouring Chad and Cameroon. Marriage from the age of 9 onwards is totally acceptable from this religious terrorist group.

Like most terrorist organizations they think they can do as they please and at the minute they can. They bomb churches and schools trying to destroy anything remotely Christian and Western, they also bomb prisons so that the inmates can escape. 

Founded in 2002 the group are anti-western education, they believe the world is not round, evolution is a lie and that rain does not come from evaporated water. They also believe that weemen should be getting married and making children instead of getting educated. 

  Child soldiers never tidy their rooms.

Islamist radicals are as much of a threat to freedom and equality as right wing Christians in political power and need to be destroyed. You just decide for yerself what Old Knudsen means by destroyed but remember he's had a crappy week so it may not be very nice. 

It is just different levels of cuntish-ness that separates the terrorist who bombs to oppress from the Christian politician who makes laws to oppress.   

Old Knudsen has lived for years with people from paramilitary organizations pushing citizens around to some degree and is thoroughly sick of it. When you show weakness or don't go in for the kill they walk in, kill yer people and steal yer children.

Boko Harem and all the other Islamists fight to win and will do anything to achieve a victory, we must do the same. There will be losses and innocents will be killed but we have to win. We must become like them but not fall completely into the abyss. If we think we are better than them because we won't shoot to kill them we lose. 

We must also remind ourselves not to become fanatical like the enemy, truth and justice must always be with us. Just because someone is a Muslim doesn't make them a terrorist, you can be ruthless and cruel to the enemy but there is no reason to be stupid. If you treat all Muslims as your enemy then what you are doing is making more enemies that can reach out and hurt you on yer home soil. 

To quote a warrior and a bit of a dickhead: "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."  ~ General George S. Patton.      

Never before has Old Knudsen's list of people who must die been so big. Maybe we should put all the pedos into a bomb and drop that on the African state of Borno which was taken by Boko Harem in 2013. 

We need to go to war for freedom, not for oil or gas. Looking at trade and what a cuntry has to offer being sending in the troops means that the enemy will always have a place to call home.

25 Reasons Why Northern Ireland Is The Best Place In The World To Live

 

Couldn't think of one reason at all since this is a woman hating, ghey bashing, touchy, paranoid as fuck, man-child enabling, primitive, tag-nut on the arse of Britain so here are just a few odd things about Northern Ireland and the behaviour of it's people.    

When the sun comes out so do the young and almost attractive people, you may even see a smile or two as they sit on some grass.

The only other time that people smile is when drunk but that doesn't last too long as the compulsory fight has to take place ..... You lookin at me? you got a problem?

If the sun comes out and the temperature gets above ball freezing you're bound to see some skinny white legs in shorts, flip flops too if yer lucky.

Someone is bound to spoil things with taps aff! There is a reason that Northern Ireland people should  stay covered up. 

If the sun breaks cloud cover for more than 12 seconds then this happens. In a cuntry full of pasty white people do you know how hard it is to get sun block with a decent sun protection factor? ... the answer is very, however there are tons of oils to help you cook and age yer skin.... as if the drinking, smoking and not smiling hasn't aged you enough. 

 This lass is only in her 20's.

When the sun comes out you'll see all the middle aged and older men in their convertibles. I wondered why they bought those rather than a solid roof that kept out the cold and the rain, just so their thinning hair can blow in the breeze for 25 minutes a year.  No we aren't looking at you, we're shielding our eyes as the sun bounces off yer shiny domes.

When the sun comes out, drivers go crazy .... it's a lovely sunny day, what cars? I see no other cars.

 

On the flip side, if it snows half an inch the whole cuntry goes into lockown and panics.... Armageddon!!!!  

Builders who have done fuck all throughout the rest of the year decide to do all the building during the winter.
We're going to replace yer heating system and double glaze yer windows, after they dismantle everything they have to go home because it's too cold to work .... who could have foreseen that? We'll have you fixed by Wednesday ..... they never tell you what Wednesday. 

When the snow or hint of snow happens, those (probably the convertible dudes) all seem to have rugged trucks to get their shopping in with..... how big are their fucking garages to have a vehicle for each season?

The two main conversations yer bound to overhear are people discussing just how incapacitated thanks to the copious amounts of alcohol imbibed they had become and what a great hangover they had the next day, oh and of course the weather. There is a very valid reason the Aussies call the British whinging poms.  Wah wah wah, it rained today and wah wah wah it might rain later.

Someone is always watching you, not because of some sexy time attraction but to figure out who and what you are or if you are looking at them. Think of a cuntry full of mouthy Jason Bournes but without the deadly skills.

 

She misses nothing but if she sees a crime she'll never call the peelers .... because.

 

The police are nothing more than mall cops. Arm yerself for fucks sake. Car-jacking is big in the news right now. How shocked the people are that this is happening, yep no one ever taught them to lock their doors when in their cars and it never occurred to them to do so, "blessed be the simple folk for they shall be my food during the Zombie Apocalypse" ~ Jesus.  

If you ever need to put someone in their place here and make them feel the shame for mentioning the myriad of faults Northern Ireland has you will be told, "People in Africa would love it" aye they'd love to have someone talk doon to them and give them poor customer service, who wouldn't love that?
Well give it to them. You do know that those fuckers in Africa can actually tie shoe laces and send you spamming e-mails asking for money from their smart phones, some can mimic being almost human looking at times. They aren't all cutting up albino people for witchcraft purposes.

On the plus side some of Game of Thrones does get filmed here, I can tell you where yer man got his dick cut off and where King Joffrey died from drinking an 'off' pint of beer. Of course it doesn't look like Northern Ireland on screen, haven't seen any paramilitary murals yet.