Sweet Revenge Served With Peas

Perception and double standards are funny things. Paul Kersey, a mild mannered architect designing buildings and kayaking on the occasional weekend. His wife Joanna and his daughter Carol were at home one day not realising that a drone was circling thousands of feet up above them.

Paul and Joanna weren't political and were law bidding citizens but someone, thousands of miles away who had never met them had decided that they needed to die. Joanna had borrowed Paul's car that day as her mini van was at the garage, he often worked from home so the drone had a green light to let loose. In a precision strike, an area of 50 feet was completely destroyed killing neighbours on both sides but that was acceptable loses and easy to deny and forget about. 

Grief stricken Paul vowed to make those responsible pay so he joined ISIS, got a membership card and everything. He then traveled to a city and shot those who tacitly supported the drone kills by saying how fucken classy Obama was or maybe they were voters or the military.

It's cool whenever Bronson does it and it's street thugs. When the thugs wear suits and uniforms it's different. In the Death Wish movies his character was a vet of Korea, now he can be a vet of the wars on terror.   

Operation Enduring Freedom was in 2001, then Iraq in 2003. Now Syria, Yemen and Libya? The Death Wishes story is a stretch but it is also true and how an invasion in 2001 and 2003 goes on to continue today.

If you go by sayings then "God is good" .... "Greed is good" so therefore War is good too. The US is the #1 arms dealer in the world followed by the UK then Russia and China. This Middle East shit is good for business.

It used to be to aid allies which protected trade or to prevent the Commies from becoming too powerful but now it's just outright profit and empire building.
We make other problems of course with the tide of refugees coming to our nations ... I'VE HEARD MORE PEOPLE SLAG OFF REFUGEES THAN I HAVE THE ONGOING WARS ..... WHAT THE FUCK?

I put that in caps to make a point. Yer anti-helping people but pro war? ... go to a war and we'll see how long that attitude lasts for.
These people divide refugees with economic migrants if slagging off asylum seekers doesn't look good but where are they going to go for jobs if the infrastructure of everywhere is destroyed? Look at that picture above, any Starbucks or fast food outlets?

I haven't even mentioned the human rights abuse still going on at Gitmo. The US is all into rights and the Constitution but if you aren't American then you can rot without evidence or charging for as long as they like.
Wasn't an anti-Muslim thing about how Muslims can lie to non-Muslims? I don't know why that was so shocking considering that as Dr House says, "everybody lies"  ... Muslim, Christian, Atheist, go on deny it then .... liar!

The US deeming that non Americans are substandard and not worthy of human rights is way worse than telling a fib.

Oh no, they use drones in US airspace, outrage!  .... yeah everywhere else doesn't matter.   

The oil industry complains about how low the cost of oil is. A barrel of crude oil is still around double than it was pre 9/11 and fluctuates every time a nation signs an agreement. Obama bombing Assad's oil refineries to influence the market stop ISIS from selling it has been a big help. 

The oil industry is of course moving with the times and is well into fracking. Governments turn a blind eye and deny any chance of pollution for cash.

Scientists were predicting a 5.6 for Oklahoma in January thanks to fault lines being reactivated because of fracking in the area. Well they got one.

Like Death Wishes, a person can be totally normal until all they value in life is taken away. This is the reason why Genghis Khan killed the older children of his enemies. 

The US might be the # one arms dealer in the world but it is also the # one manufacturer of terrorists too. Obama increased Bush's drone program and brought it to more cuntires and then sold that technology to others as if it was a fast food franchise. 

Americans might not fear the Reaper .... drones but you do reap what you sow so don't be surprised when some fella wants to blow you up. He has learned to hate you.
 

Obamination

I'm signing this so the public don't have to worry about people downloading music and media, this bill will keep us all safe.  

President Obama is nearing the end of her term. With Donald Trump in the news people are noticing and appreciating the class and appropriateness the Obamas have. He doesn't call the Hispanic voters a load of beaner rapists coming here to steal the jobs that Americans don't really want to do. "huh I'm not working that hard for any less than $15 and hour, cos I'm worth it."  

He makes good speeches that says all the right times and inspires the public. The public have a short memory and the attention span of a oh look, a kitty. Also if they don't see any bad things happening then they mustn't be happening ... The Obama's are so classy.    

I was in the US when 9/11 happened. The first reaction was prayers and the second reaction was how to make money from it. The American flag was suddenly in big demand and roadside stalls popped up to sell it. Then the idiot invasions happened (that Hilary voted in favour of) and the Bush admin's friends made a fortune contracting to the military via Haliburton and its subsidiaries. 

A toilet seat costs $500 .... what the fuck? 

Bush was very ridiculed during his years and rightly so. His drone program took off as did his domestic spying program (The Patriot act) and his kill list was about a dozen names. Every time there was a terrorist threat he'd be at the table the next day pushing through some very dodgy bill for yer own protection ... it was very obvious.    

Under Bush 13 embassies were attacked and 60 killed. Bush taught the world to hate the US and created terrorists with his invasions and bombs. You kill someone's parents and that child may grow up looking for revenge. 

Rule number one, you kill them ALL.  

 Of course we're Irish, don't we look it? 

Obama's stimulus program didn't work. Sure some big banks, companies and organizations were bailed out but now there are fewer Americans in the workplace and food stamp recipients are at an all time high but isn't that Kanye West video outrageous? ... oh there's a song that goes with it too?

Obama made good on his promise of bringing the troops out of the Middle east .... um not really. He withdrew some but has been increasing the amounts of "advisers" and now has Syria to send troops to as well. 

He still has people held without being charged at Gitmo. Foreigners under mere suspicion just taken from their homes and held. If they weren't terrorists before then they are now. 

Read Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's book, 'Everything I learned I learned at Gitmo.'

The drone program has increased 10 fold and his kill list is in the hundreds. It's just foreigners you don't know so who cares?  .... The Obama's are so classy.    

Obama cares for the environment .... he gave some speeches about it. He cares about clean water and Global warming. He promotes fracking but hey, no one has proved it's dangerous, pollutes the ground, air, water and causes earthquakes .... all circumstantial. The Obama's are so classy, and cool, just look at that picture.     

Long before Russia invaded Ukraine, US/Russian relations were poor. During the Bush years there wasn't any problem and Russia even removed missiles from Cuba (they have since been put back) but now the US have been constantly goading Russia and its ally Syria and China. Are they trying to start WWIII? 

  Oleh Tyahnybok says the "Moscow-Jewish mafia" rule Ukraine and that "Germans, Kikes and other scum" want to "take away our Ukrainian state. 

The US have backed an extreme right wing group (Svoboda party) as the government of Ukraine just because it's in opposition to Russia. US military build up on Russia's border and constant military maneuvers are done just to annoy them. 

Then you have the stuff in the South China seas you hardly hear about. China is building landing strips on islands as if they are preparing for something big. Not to mention all the US troops in Northern Australia. 

John McCain gets to meet all the scumbags because they are his kind of people.  

The Obama administration has funded Al Qaeda affiliates the Free Syrian Army in its fight for against Assad democracy. The Free Syrian Army didn't last too long and weapons and equipment just went to Al Qaeda and ISIS but it's the enemy of my enemy thing. The FSA are now a couple of guys with a PO box at a base in Turkey. They have to exist on paper in order for the US to fund them duh .... The Obama's are so classy.

President Abed Rabbo Mansour Hadi of Yemen was a key US ally. Yemen is of strategic importance. It borders Saudi Arabia and you can't have dodgy neighbours. The Houthi rebels that attacked Hadi's government aren't really the bad guys, they got sick of government corruption and being treated like shit. While the US had special ops and private contractors helping Hadi the Houthis got some Iranian help. 

Hadi fled to Saudi and demanded that they bombed his own people ... something Assad gets blamed for but US ally shit don't stink. 

  

While the US is poking at the other large nations and backing corrupt governments, destroying the environment by letting BP do their thing and helping them by reducing oil production from other companies to increase oil prices, giving $568 million contracts to KBR a former Haliburton company, employing serial tax cheat Timothy Geithner as Secretary to the Treasury, renewed the Patriot act, refusing requests for freedom of information, going after more whistleblowers than all the other presidents combined, killing random brown people with drones because they "might" be extremists .... or they might be related or at the same party as a suspect Obama does cool speeches and his wife does car karaoke.   

Bread and circuses, that's what keeps the people happy. This comes from Roman times, they'd hand out food and hold big events and spectacles and the public would lap it up. 

The US system is based on the Greek/Roman model. Instead of gladiators in the arena you now have the Superbowl. Those civilizations died big time BTW.  

It took Obama 6 years to call the Fort Hood attack a terrorist attack, until then he referred to it as violence in the workplace. And don't get me started on his swap for Bowe Bergdahl. 

This isn't an anti-Obama post, it's an anti-corrupt asshole post. The people that say how cool and classy the Obama's are probably go to Homeless shelters at Thanksgiving to help feed the poor while ignoring them for the rest of the year. 

They also thank the military for their service. If you signed up for the military then no thanks is needed, it's a job in which you are trained how to kill in dodgy illegal wars (see Libya that Obama didn't have senate permission to send troops to) Go thank a Police officer, Doctor, Nurse or a firefighter, they save people.   

I have a post listing all the mediocre good that Obama has done so I'm not biased because he's a black Muslim from Kenya and possibly the anti-Christ   a Democrat, the Democrats and Republicans are more alike than different so who cares? Two parties just different flavours of lies and evil.  

Hillary is still on track to be the next president and I'm sure she'll do a great job sure it might not seem like Obama has left. The economy will continue to suffer, there will be crocodiles tears and calls for AR-15's to be banned after every shooting. Russia and China will still be on the brink of war and the environment will still be fucked. 

The best thing will be that Trump will vanish, grow a beard and come back as a better person, well he'll appear to be one. 

The only real difference will be that I can knock one out to her speeches. It was a real challenge for me to do that when Obama was speaking. 

Don't go all rosy view on Obama like everyone did for Hillary at the DNC. He has his, and has looked after his own just like every other cronie infected politician. He went after freedom of speech and didn't unite people of colour. Hope and Change was cancelled due to lack of  interest.  

 

         

Russia The New Good Guy

  

 Hey Obama, you suck! 

Can you feel it, the shift in perception that somehow makes Russia into the good guy? Thanks to GW Bush and that idiot Blair the US and the UK got turned into bad guys. Suddenly we were giving Gaddafi prisoners for him to torture in return for oil drilling and inviting him to the G8 like a world leader rather than some paranoid sick fuck in a dress. It was Obama and Brown at that summit in Italy in 2009 and Gaddafi was the President of the African Union. 

Edward Snowden ended up in Russia after he stood up for the human rights of his fellow American, just like the twisted way that Assange is in the Ecuador embassy to avoid prosecution, both have gone to nations that have worse human rights records than their own countries which says a lot about us. I doubt that either would get proper justice if caught, those two are already guilty, they just have to have the trials. 

Soviet Russia was a super power feared by the west. Older Russians are proud of that and are nostalgic for the past, except for the whole being killed if you spoke out thing. Even though the economy of Russia has been pretty good up to recently they think that tough guy Putin is weak and some complain how he is in the pocket of the Jews .... yes, that old chestnut. 

No sign of Putin but there are the North Koreans.     

 

You must find Putin or I'll have you executed. 

Ach there he is .... behaving like a fucking Bond villain.

Putin tries hard to appear like a tough guy. He gets photographed with leopards and wolves. 

 Or wrestling a bear! 

His propaganda news channel Russia Today tells of Russia's successes and is very quick to diss the west and to have westerners dissing the west. Russia bombed 258 ISIS targets in Syria and US police keep killing unarmed black men and what about poor Chelsea Manning? 

Russia is the voice of reason, Muslims aren't trying to blow up their buildings. If Chelsea Manning was in Russia she'd be treated like an outcast, not getting free gender therapy and how many Russian whistleblowers have you even heard of? 

Homosexuality was decriminalized in the 90's but in 2014 new laws banned any homosexual propaganda in order to protect minors. That means no ghey pride parades and non-traditional relationships are not allowed in public, the west calls that family values. It's only a matter of time for Russia to take children away from ghey parents, it's a bill that keeps getting presented. 

Hate crimes and discrimination is on the rise because of government laws treating gheys as second class citizens that they seem to be fair game to target.   

   

 

You don't really hear much day to day news from Russia. Did I mention the racism? Rossiya dlya russkikh which means "Russia for Russians." White Russians are all suspicious of the Central Asians, Caucasians, Ukrainians, Armenians and even the Jews. All have their derogatory names Churki, Khachi, Khokhly and Zhidy for the Jews.

Russia doesn't have bigotry or hate crimes .... because there are no anti-discrimination laws to deal with it so therefore it doesn't exist.

 

Putin likes selfies, especially ones that show how diverse Russia is, there are blondes and brunettes. Putin only sees black or brown people when he has foreign guests or goes aboard. There is a reason why Russia is usually in the top 3 of lists for worse countries for black people to visit. 

Russia poisons spies in London and invades Ukraine but as long as they keep pointing out how bad the west is then we begin to think that maybe they aren't so bad. Russia are in Syria, now the US and the Arab coalition have to bomb more than Assad refineries. Iran are in Iraq and Yemen, that means Russia is too. The Iraq government have told the Pentagon that while they want the US to train their troops they don't want any more ground forces, thanks but no thanks, we'll let you know. The US has 3,300 troops in Iraq and were talking about increasing troop levels in Iraq and Syria.  Consider this a slap down.

Iraq have had Iranian help against ISIS and with Iran and Russia getting involved the US is slipping as the main player in the Middle East, even Russia and Iran's other ally China is getting involved which had the US quickly sending a warship to the south China sea as a show of strength.  

If you thought the wars of terror were un-winnable before, well we've just lost them but are still allowed to send funding and equipment .... that's nice.  

 

 

You can't trust the US, UK or the Arab coalition. You certainly can't trust Turkey, the Kurds or our moderate Islamic rebels that keep going over to ISIS after we train them. You certainly cannot trust Russia. Even during their parades for veterans they have fake veterans.

This woman went from Colonel to General in a year and wore top medals that there are no record of having been given out. As you can see she picks and chooses what medals to wear each year rather than wear all her medals as any real soldier would do. The only thing you can be sure of is that she is ex-KGB.



 

Obama Doesn't Care What You Think

President Obama really doesn't give a shit. It's coming up to the end of his second term and as he puts it, "being president isn't that hard."He,

Improved the economy with his stimulus package, he created more jobs in 2010 than Bush had done in 8 years, he saved the auto industry, he helped the US housing market recover, encouraged small businesses, he cut ties between energy companies and the government, ordered all federal contractors to pay a minimum wage of $10.10 per hour, under him the country to 64 consecutive months of economic expansion, reduced the deficit by two-thirds, the stock market restored most of the economic losses felt during the Bush Recession, banned gifts from lobbyists to anyone in the Executive Branch, became the first to stream every White House event live, signed a law to reform NSA Data Collection program, ordered 65 Wall street executives who took bailout money to cut their own pay until they paid back all bailout money, repealed the discriminatory Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy, changed his mind and supported same-sex marriage, issued an order requiring hospitals to allow visitation by same-sex couples, he extended federal benefits to same-sex couples, appointed more openly gay officials than anyone in history, appointed first openly transgender Cabinet Official in History, he made a law that gave cake to everyone on Thursdays, saw the first drop in the federal prison population in 32 years, helped to restore America’s reputation around the world though everyone still hates the US, closed a number of secret detention facilities Gitmo will be soon, refused to give Israel the green light to attack Iran, prohibited the use of torture or enhanced interrogation, ended the failed F-22 program, saving $4 billion, ended the Iraq War ... ish, shot Osama between the eyes with a drone, made nice with China and Cuba, made a deal with Iran that will prevent them from getting a nuclear weapon anytime soon, increased border security, got combat troops with better body armor, supported and signed Veterans Health Care Budget Reform and Transparency Act, pushed through the largest spending increase in 30 years for Department of Veterans Affairs, a $4.6 billion expansion of the Veterans Administration budget to pay for more mental health professionals, issued an Executive Order to improve access to mental health care for veterans, military personnel and their families, ended the media blackout on coverage of the return of fallen soldiers, major expansion of broadband availability in schools, major expansion in school construction, expanded the Pell Grants program to get low income students to college, passed and signed Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, increased funding for student financial aid, ended restrictions on embryonic stem cell research, more federal funding to support non-defense science and research labs, signed Christopher and Dana Reeve Paralysis Act, provided financial support for private sector space programs, signed a bill authorizing FDA to regulate tobacco, provided $500 million for Health Professions Training Programs, a 50% decrease in cost of prescription drugs for seniors, made it legal to fuck any animal under 40 LBS, signed the Children’s Health Insurance Reauthorization Act, signed the Affordable Care Act, helped lower-income and rural families in accessing broadband, created new rules to give all women with insurance the right to free birth control, cracked down on companies that were previously denying sick pay, vacation and health insurance, cut taxes for 95% of America’s working families, a $20 billion increase for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (Food Stamps), passed the Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act, six weeks paid leave for all federal employees with a new baby, the first time since 1984 that unemployment dropped in all 50 states and the District of Columbia, doubled federal spending on clean energy research, a tax credit to help people buy plug-in hybrid cars, dependence on foreign oil has dropped to its lowest rate since 1985, stricter standards limiting power plant emissions, strengthened the Endangered Species Act, increased funding for National Parks and Forests by 10%, a tripling in the use of wind power to generate electricity, expanded clean water regulations, increased funding for the National Endowment for the Arts.

Of course not every positive is a positive such as his plan for net neutrality and his increased jobs in drones and weapons manufacturing. But, not bad for a Muslim black kid from Kenya .... he did better than Bush and even Reagan in many places.

   

Hate Makes The World Go Around

Moneyshots on slappers and hot sass on kittens, big booty weemen and kickin yer shit in, KFC gravy and Lord of the rings, these are a few of my favourite things.

Strong Irish whiskey, hate crimes and buckets of crack .... etc etc.

You know me by now, if it's bad for you, illegal or just a social taboo then you know Old Knudsen has it as a hobby.
I've already told you how to conceal a can of beer inside a coke can and tell yer bosses that you need the sugar for yer diabeetes, you can also use that excuse to shoot up too, it's me insulin dude. Well if you get one of those e-cigarettes and adapt it to just be a tube with a light on it you can smoke in those places that ban fegs but haven't banned vaping yet.   

Old Knudsen is so here for you.

It takes more muscles and effort to smile and be perky than it does to frown so who gives a fuck what I like? It's what I don't like that makes me write on this blog. Hate makes the werld go round and it makes me hard. Hate is my emotional Viagra.

Some of the things Old Knudsen hates are frowned upon ... good, cos people smiling all the time and agreeing is creepy .... unless they are agreeing with Old Knudsen cos then that makes them right.

   That is so wonderful!

I hate people who only look on the bright side or worse still hippies who go on about respecting all living beings. 'I look on the bright side because I'm in denial and don't want to face my issues' or 'You need to respect all living things which is why I don't eat meat' .... then they rip apart a Lettuce's head. 

Vegetarians are often mentally unstable, many people who werk in I.T. are vegetarian, or Satanists. Being mentally unstable has probably something to do with their diet, there are a few cool vegetarians who don't preach or condemn you for eating a burger just as there are some Christians who don't try to talk you into their Middle Eastern weirdy woo bullshit.

When you die you'll be rewarded in Heaven. Christianity is the ultimate Nigerian scam, if you send me yer details and $200 I'll send you $5 million. 

If vegetables were cute and had big brown eyes would they eat them? Yer hoose plants cry in silence when you have a salad you know, what kind of cunt eats plants in front of living plants? No wonder house plants choose to die all the time. Every time I had smoked kippers me goldfish died, the horror they must have felt like Bob in The walking dead watching those people eating his leg right in front of him.

Do vegetarians condemn tigers when they eat meat? 

Kim in Ebola.

I also hate the Kardashians. Kim used to be attractive and I cared about her huge arse but then we got to see more and more of her and now she just makes me want to punch her .... in the arse.  Kanye was someone you wanted to punch anyways but now he designs gog awful fashions and pretends to look sad everything a camera is around. 

Now Bruce Jenner is a chick and people say I have to like him now or I'm being anti-transgender, away an fuck!

Just like if I criticize Israel I'd get called anti-Semitic or if I say that black people rioting are thugs then I'm a racist .... Can I no just slag off wankers without people thinking I'm in someway bigoted? I'm bigoted against arseholes that's what .... oh I've got white privilege. I'm no better than you because I'm white, it's because I'm just better than you .... Learn to deal fuck face.   

Chris Kyle was an amateur, I shot more men weemen and children than I can remember.  

Being ex-military if I slag of Loyalist fleggers in Northern Ireland I'd get called a Republican (IRA type) sympathizer, course they don't hear me saying I'm against a united Ireland cos they ain't got no time for logic or reason.  You can't control how others think of you so fuck em. They don't know me or my ability to not be blinkered in my opinions.   Loyalists only like dead soldiers that they can use for their own agenda, they make me sick. The Republicans that made those soldiers dead also disgust me.

It pissed me off that Prince Harry said we should have national service back in the UK, that's the draft to you Americans. Take people out of their early adult life when they should be thinking about a career and force them to be in the military for 2 years. Not only will they be resentful at leaving their life and maybe their young spouse and family but they'll be counting down the days to leave and when they eventually become of some use to the military they leave. It takes a lot of money to train a recruit. 

Prince Harry thinks it's what young ones need to keep them out of trouble. He comes from a place of privilege and a life handed to him on a sliver platter, he didn't earn it. Unlike many he went to college and has a cushy military life seeing the world and doing things normal soldiers don't do .... does he even soldier bro? Then when he leaves he gets a knighthood from the Queen, his granny. 

If others were given his opportunities in the military then hell yeah, sign me up again. Will I get a castle too? Prince Harry needs to fuck off and go be ginger somewhere else.  
   

Conscription works for Israel because that was a nation formed by terrorists who have been at war since before it was a nation. Einstein turned down being in charge and was against the whole idea so that should tell you something.
They have no interest in peace until their enemies are wiped out and want more breathing room though do they keep taking pictures of hot IDF chicks so fuck all that I just said, I love Israel. Let me introduce you to Mr foreskin, you'll learn to love him as I do. 

 
I hate Liberals who are too Liberal .... I hate Conservatives who are too Nazi like. When you define how you think and what yer opinion will be by being either of these and saying things like, 'a poor innocent unarmed man was gunned down by a killer cop' .... you limit yerself. The unarmed bloke (Dillon Taylor) who had nervous cops pointing guns at him reached under his shirt to provoke a reaction and so he was shot dead.
A weeping pussy Liberal condemns it, a no facts Conservative says he was asking for it. Old Knudsen looks at the video and says how fucking stupid was he? Yeah lets make sudden movements when people have guns pointed at you. Unarmed and dead doesn't make you automatically right.

A wise person accepts that they don't know everything and that there is always something to learn. At first I was against Edward Snowden because giving away government secrets is treason but it wasn't secrets that could jeopardize lives in the field, it wasn't a NOC list of spies, it was the government spying on it's own people, the government shouldn't be doing that. He told the American people what they were doing with Microsoft and Facebook at the cost of his own freedom.

Now I think that Snowden is a hero, Assange can still go fuck himself though .... with or without consent.

I dislike knee jerk hatred towards Obama. Don't hate him for being a Democrat or for being black, hate him for promising hope and change and giving the US the same old shite. He has let everyone down.
I also hate those who unconditionally love him, did you not see what Snowden said? Have you not been seeing the US support of ISIS? Those journalists beheaded, they were just a part of the whole  Obama admin cover story to be in Syria.
The UK gave the US details of a hostage and the US still did nothing. They bomb empty cities and other targets in Syria that only get targeted if they are targets that will hurt Assad ... Why are ISIS taking over big parts of Iraq again? Because the US is too busy in Syria.  

Why is the US in Syria? Oh it's to hunt ISIS, like how Bush was in Iraq to hunt WMD's. 

He didn't repeal the Patriot act ... he renamed it the Freedom act, just like he renamed the war on terror Overseas Contingency Operation and how killing people with bombs is now kinetic action.

If you love Obama and think he's great then yer just as dumb as those who loved G W Bush. Don't get me started about Ukraine, the US have been undermining the Russians long before they invaded Ukraine. If there is a war in 2020 as I have predicted it will be because the US has been goading Russia and Hilary has been a part of that undermining as Secretary of State so think about the war she'll be promoting if she becomes preez.

Old Knudsen doesn't know everything but he'll get there, he refuses to go with the crowd because the crowd is fucking dumb and use peer pressure as an argument.

So to break it doon I hate: Christians and veggies and Kim and her family. People who stick to their side no matter what they do, royals and knee jerks, Obama and manipulation .... these are a few of my most hated things.

Bobble headed dolls, reality shows, sports, Necromancers, touchscreens and of course lemurs.    

I hate that feeling you get when you go to an automatic door and it doesn't open for a split second, even the doors troll you. 'You don't have a soul so I won't open, you don't even register as a person, what you going to do use the handle? .... there are no handles.'
You get a flashback to the school bully who mocked you or yer parent who said you'd never amount to anything. Well I have a blog now so who is laughing now? .... Certainly not my readers. 

Obama Tries To Sell Daughter

On what he called a 'fact finding mission' President Obama .... of the USA put his daughter Malia up on WifeBay to see if anyone would be interested. After an influx of offers her ad was taken down after 20 minutes.

Going by some of the comments that Obama responded to there have been speculation that alcohol may have been at play though the president has said that he doesn't drink because "alcohol is forbidden by my relig ... er my wife." 

The president seemed interested in the fully loaded Cadillac Escalade luxury SUV that was offered as a straight swop though being a shrewd businessman he knows that livestock is where the best deals are to be had.

Felix Kiprono a lawyer from Kenya.

The best offer was from a Kenyan lawyer who offered 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats, Obama managed to haggle the sheep from 50 to 70 .... pretty impressive considering he can talk the Republicans into fuck all unless it's going to war.

Felix Kiprono said that he had been drooling over sexy Malia since she was 10 and said, "I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (maize porridge) and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman."

"We will live the simple life without bathing and lots and lots of fornicating, our babies shall be kings and maybe someday I too could be president of the America." 

Another good offer came from Douglas McDougal from Ballymena, he offered 80 of his best breeding sheep for Malia, he could vouch for their quality as he has bred or at least attempted to with every last one of them.  
He retracted his offer when he realised that Malia was a girl.

The president has received wide spread condemnation for the ad from human rights and angry feminist groups .... why are feminists so angry anyways? That's what they get when they worry their pretty little heads with werldly stuff .... yon Mad Max movie will only make them more angry ya know, you shouldn't pander to them. 

Obama issued a statement justifying his actions, "You don't know me so don't fuckin judge me hic (sic) I could lift a phone and have you killed, those assholes that trolled me on Twitter, all gone, they didn't know hic (sic) who I am either."

A White house spokesperson has said that the president is suffering from a bout of flu and to not print his statement and that his computer had been hacked. 



 

Daesh Will Lose But Only When We Are Done With Them

A Daesh boy band video.

ISIL aka ISIS aka IS aka Goatfuckers now called Daesh are still banging away at it. I haven't posted about them for a while cos it gets boring. The last I heard was the Kurds were kicking arse and Daesh burned a captured Jordanian pilot to death which really annoyed the Jordanians who up until now have been kinda take it of leave it.... Turkey is still apathetic as fuck but that's cos they are chicken shit. 

Daesh is an acronym based on an Arabic version of their name al-Dawla al-Islamyia fil Iraq wa’al Sham ... al shake'n'vac and ISIS really don't like it. The state department have said they'll use Daesh and John Kerry said Daesh 16 times in a speech. France and Australia are also favouring this name as it takes away the implication that what they are doing has anything to do with Islam.

If it annoys them then Daesh, Daesh, Daesh, Daesh, Daesh, Daesh, Daesh. I'm naming my dog Daesh so I can kick it and shout, "bad Daesh!"  





Daesh are pretty good at their PR, they want to instil terror and at the same time recruit others to join them. The constant beheadings separates them as human and is designed to keep their people in order and give fear to the enemy. We saw an escalation with the Jordanian pilot who was burned alive in a cage. Where you outraged and assured of their bad ass-ness? Then they did their job.



They think of the worse possible ways to kill people that we in the west see as barbaric. They don't care about ransom or the fact that the person was a journalist or aid worker, they only see the nationality that they use as a tool. 

The Kurds are the ones who have inflicted the worse defeats and set backs for Daesh, not the US or anyone else, it's the Kurds. While the Kurds can be fanatical too they have shown and proven themselves to be brave warriors who don't need to behead or oppress anyone. In my opinion being burned alive is probably worse than beheading and so the worse fate goes to the greatest enemies of Daesh.


The latest worry for the Pentagon is the Daesh control of the town of Al-Baghdadi, it is only 9 miles away from an airbase that holds 300 Marines advisers. I'd be more concerned for Daesh as Marines don't take shit.

The US have been steadily putting US "advisers" on the ground to fight Daesh but now Obama wants more .... it's always more with that fella. Bush does drone strikes, Obama triples them, Bush wants to spy on his own people, Obama makes it happen, the PRISM program gets companies like Google, Facebook and Microsoft to hand over customer info and they even threatened Yahoo with fines if they did not do the same as well as the micro chips you get implanted when you sign on for Obamacare.

What the people are talking about now is Obama's comedy Buzzfeed video promoting Obamacare (David Cameron didn't even know what Buzzfeed was ... unreal) not why Obama is asking congress for new military powers against Daesh.


What Obama wants is the power to use military force any where in the world and only at the President's discretion. Sure they named Daesh as the enemy but included any other force too.  



This disturbs me on so many levels. It bypasses congress as Presidents often do but without the hassle and bitching. It lets the President go to anywhere and do anything .... that is too much power to be left to one man, that is why there is a congress in the first place.

Obama has a year left in office, who does he still want to kill? Oh yeah, that little conflict in Ukraine that is more important than Daesh or Assad to this administration but gets less air time. Ukraine has the ability to shape the world or destroy it far more than Daesh has. Assad losing power would benefit the US actions against Russia as Syria is a Russian ally but what happens in Ukraine is far more important. 

The power that Obama wants will also benefit the next President too as it has a 3 year limit, does that mean they have already decided who the next preez will be? .... Of course not, I'm sure yer vote really does matter because you are such an important individual.

This resolution does not call for ground forces to be used or another war .... those were his words but he left out the 'yet' part. He also said it was primarily to be used against Daesh but that doesn't mean it can't be used against others and he wants it to cover the training of moderate Islamic fighters in Syria.

 

In 2012 the CIA trained Daesh fighters to fight in Syria. 

Like they know or care who they are training in Syria as long as Assad gets brought doon. Moderate Islamic fighters, even the name is ridiculous, if you pick up a gun to kill others then there is nothing 'moderate' about you. 

If congress grants this power then an extension or expansion of these powers would be easier to get once it has gone through. He says he doesn't want to keep America on a constant war footing and yet he keeps opening up more fronts to kill US and coalition troops on.

Keep yer head in the sand if you want, I'm sure he'll have another comedy video out soon.    

Fidel Castro Man Of Peace

The world knows that in 2012 Fidel Castro died. This has in no way slowed the man doon, only a shot to the head could do that.  Robert Mugabe also died in a hospital in Singapore in 2012 and he's still around but the oldest animated corpse still representing their cuntry has to be Prince Philip who died during a heart operation in 2011 and he's still in full obnoxious swing making racist comments to slitty eyed heads of state and feeding off the stem cells of orphan children.

Raul Castro couldn't stand to see his once strong brother shuffling around the jungle attacking the locals for brains and so earlier this year he decided to decapitate him ..... but the world was not finished with Fidel Castro. 

"It does not matter how slowly you go, as long as you do not stop."  ~ Confucius

Fidel who has executed more than 5,700 with or without trial ... more than 2,000 died in prison and more than 2,000 disappeared. Anyone trying to escape Cuba by raft would have bags of sand thrown from helicopters to sink the rafts. He trained terrorists and guerrillas to fight in Africa, Columbia, Nicaragua, Argentina, Chile, Uruguay, Guatemala and Bolivia.

It has been estimated that the Cuban government, directly and indirectly, caused approximately more than half a million human deaths around the world.

"Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses."  ~ Confucius

So it's bygones then, no need to think about all of that nasty stuff. Fidel has just received the Chinese version of the Nobel peace prize. Since the Nobel is rigged and given to idiots who become president or get shot in the head the Chinese have honoured a true envoy of peace .... unless you count Africa, Columbia, Nicaragua, Argentina, Chile, Uruguay, Guatemala and Bolivia.

"To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness." ~ Confucius

For never resorting to violence or force to settle disputes in international relations and emphasizing the need to eliminate nuclear war, the Confucius Peace Prize goes to Fidel 'murder machine' Castro.

Vladimir Putin, another man of peace (a little piece of Ukraine) has also won this prestigious world famous award.

Ignoring the whole Cuban missile crisis thing where the world was so close to annihilation does Cuba even have a fucking army? I don't mean Russian, I mean one of their own. 'Do as I say America or I shall invade you' not too difficult for his little island nation to not use force against a super power. 

As for promoting getting rid of nukes, the Pope talks about the redistribution of wealth but that doesn't mean he is going to give his billions away. Cuba is not going to give up its nukes .... what, Cuba has nukes?
Yes Russia had closed it's bases in Cuba and Vietnam in 2001 but due to rising tensions and a buffer zone around Russia created by Obama those bases re-opened in 2012 yes the same year Castro died.

So anyway, congrats my man, the Chinese/commie link has been solidified a little bit more, time for the chop. 

Like a G- 20

 

At the G20 in Brisbane ..... Australia. Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbot met Vladimir Putin and reassured him that he'd feel comfortable in Australia, "No gays will be allowed within 500 yards of you during yer stay, my security detail are authorised to shoot them on sight. Stupid queers and their equality issues, in my day no one was a poof because we were tough back then, so no women near you this weekend unless you count Merkel and even that is in question, I only let the Shelias do the cooking not the politicking." 

A startled looking Putin stared back and quietly mumbled, "no bitches? I was promised bitches and Crystal ." 
 

 

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper showed his Canuck rage when he said, "I guess I'll shake your hand, but I have only one thing to say to you: You need to get out of Ukraine eh." Putin replied, "make me hoser."

Wow, just wow, in Canadian terms that was almost a berserker like rage. Harper then went and sat in a closet to 20 minutes until his hands stopped shaking.

Obama however will shake anyone's hand, he said, "You can have Afghanistan back, we're all done with it" Putin interrupted by saying, "I can't speak English so don't waste your breath and my time, do you like apples? How you like those apples in Syria?  ... next!"  

Obama walked off muttering, 'should have mentioned Ukraine ... damn it.' 

Then he met the head of  Al-Qaeda who was doing the rounds to get funding. For just £3 a month you could give an Al-Qaeda fighter some much needed bullets to kill some infidels, adopt a fighter and receive a cuddly toy and letters from your fighter trying to indoctrinate you and boasting about beheading some Free Syria rebels. 

Putin told Angela Merkel that if she invaded Russia during winter she'd get a warm erection, er reception. Just look at them, probably plotting something devious. 

David Cameron was just interested in showing everyone just how unfriendly he is towards Putin though as usual behind closed doors Dave is everyone's buddy. Putin told him, "I'm just happy to see little countries like England get invited to these events, you should be honoured, Ireland and Italy didn't get invites."    

Putin is a one man party at meetings like this, his fart jokes are hilarious, not to David Cameron who is trying to look tough. 

While everyone talked about Ukraine and sanctions Putin played Angry Cossacks on his phone and updated Twitter, "Am getting told off by the grown ups .... yawn, they aren't the boss of me."

To remind everyone that he can bring on World War fuck you up he had a warship and three support vessels doing exercises off the coast of Australia.

Tony Abbott said that it was a "regrettable pattern of Russian military assertiveness which appeared to be trying to recreate the lost glories of the Soviet Union." Well said Tony except it was said by a leader of a country that never had any glories of its own. 

The glories of Australia, Abbott got the one with mange. 

What kind of cuntry has deadly snakes and spiders but bears that a child could beat into submission? Australia's navy is two guys wearing speedos. Go on Tony say "vagina" you can't can you .... real men don't say the v-word it seems. 

Cameron had the best put down about the Russian fleet "I didn't feel it necessary to bring a warship myself to keep myself safe at this G20, and I'm sure that Putin won't be in any danger."  

Then again is Cameron really classed as a world leader? ... does anyone even care enough to try to kill him? 

Obama brought some good ol made in America produce and tricked Tony Abbott into touching it, "You'd think it was slimy but no, it's actually dry and warm to the touch, what is it?" 

I'm gonna let you finish being all greasy, I just have to say that Jessica Biel has a much better ass and didn't need no sex tape to get famous ..... am I in trouble now?