Gaddafi Wasn't That Bad

When the US started bombing Libya again I went all hipster and pointed out how I had bombed Libya when it wasn't so mainstream. Gaddafi had been funding terrorists and blowing up West Berlin nightclubs and killing innocent people which was wrong so we loaded up our F-14 Tomcats and bombed the fuck out of some villages military facilities that were probably making nukes or chemical bombs, we didn't care, it was the 80's.

One dogfight I had, my Cocker Spaniel lost an eye to a savage Libyan Rottweiler so I put one of Gaddafi's Mig - 23's  into the Mediterranean. 

     Lone wolf and his navigator Duck

I don't like to talk about those days as too many people glorify war. War is ugly, mean and nasty gets every where even when you think you were careful but then a month or two later you get that call and asked what you intend to do about it ..... aye war is hell. 

So I was training at Miramax Top Gun base, flying all the fighters and teaching the Young Guns like Charlie and Emilio how to do things. Iceman would tell them all that they were dangerous ... he did that a lot. 

Charlie denied he had aids but we could see it behind his ear and he could hear fuck all when his batteries ran out. I hear he got some nasty illness in later years from a tiger blood transfusion, bless the lad.  

I flew F-14's in fact I flew 1 all the way to 18, ach they now have F-35's I can't keep track, it's as bad as Microsoft updates. I also flew the M-60 to Manchester and the A-4 ring binder fighter. 

We were sitting in class waiting for our new instructor Sam to arrive. I was a little hung over after an all night mission ... sorry it's classified. I sat there thinking of all the good men we had lost. Duck asked, "well where did you last see them?" That's never fucken helpful, fuck away aff. They'll turn up in some form probably. 

As it was the 80's I had just lit my 47th fag it was 8am I was cutting back and didn't want to peak to 100 before 9am.  I wasn't addicted though, I could quit at any time.

After injecting some Heroin I heard the clacking of high heels. 

   

Yes, in an unexpected twist Sam was actually a pretty lady. Wow I needed a few lines after that blew my mind. 

Our eyes met and she said in a husky sexy voice, "You're call sign Lone Wolf, I've read your file" I wanted to play it cool and professional so I replied, "well if you've read my file you'll know I have IBS so try to keep yon class short love, oh and when's the tea break?"       

Back in the 80's I was a lady killer though no hard evidence was ever found. As you can see from the pictures I was young and hot. I'm still a tad smouldering but then I had me youth. 

Trying not to be over cum with lust she said, "tell me about the Mig"  ... ach not that again. I was drunk and thought it was a crazed woman with grunting tourettes .... and it was dark too, the farmer was well compensated for fucks sake. 

Oh the Mig. 

 

I miss Gaddafi, sure he paid at least 20% of the population to spy on each other and he funded global terrorism but at least he made the trains run on time. When he was a young officer me Ma had him over for tea and he loved her table cloth. He said, "some day I'll rule Libya and will wear clothes just like this fabric" .... inspirational huh. 

He had an irrational fear of being sodomised with a bayonet that Ma found hilarious and that shows you that what you fear most will meet you halfway and sometimes up the hole.  

I told Sam the Mig story, she says my jumping out and punching the other pilot was made up and not at all based in reality. Duck was reading at the time and missed the whole thing but it happened. 

People that do ... do. Those that can't do teach. She may have been hot as you can see from the pic but her tea making skills were very substandard and that right there is a total turn off. 

I couldn't drink it and thus lost that loving feeling. I stopped being a Naval Aviator when it went all PC and you couldn't bomb desert wogs on a whim anymore. Now spotty teenagers hopped up on energy drinks do it all from their X-box, they don't even have to get out of bed for fucks sake. 

Now when I fly it's usually from huffing paint thinners but I'm no addicted.   

    

Russia The New Good Guy

  

 Hey Obama, you suck! 

Can you feel it, the shift in perception that somehow makes Russia into the good guy? Thanks to GW Bush and that idiot Blair the US and the UK got turned into bad guys. Suddenly we were giving Gaddafi prisoners for him to torture in return for oil drilling and inviting him to the G8 like a world leader rather than some paranoid sick fuck in a dress. It was Obama and Brown at that summit in Italy in 2009 and Gaddafi was the President of the African Union. 

Edward Snowden ended up in Russia after he stood up for the human rights of his fellow American, just like the twisted way that Assange is in the Ecuador embassy to avoid prosecution, both have gone to nations that have worse human rights records than their own countries which says a lot about us. I doubt that either would get proper justice if caught, those two are already guilty, they just have to have the trials. 

Soviet Russia was a super power feared by the west. Older Russians are proud of that and are nostalgic for the past, except for the whole being killed if you spoke out thing. Even though the economy of Russia has been pretty good up to recently they think that tough guy Putin is weak and some complain how he is in the pocket of the Jews .... yes, that old chestnut. 

No sign of Putin but there are the North Koreans.     

 

You must find Putin or I'll have you executed. 

Ach there he is .... behaving like a fucking Bond villain.

Putin tries hard to appear like a tough guy. He gets photographed with leopards and wolves. 

 Or wrestling a bear! 

His propaganda news channel Russia Today tells of Russia's successes and is very quick to diss the west and to have westerners dissing the west. Russia bombed 258 ISIS targets in Syria and US police keep killing unarmed black men and what about poor Chelsea Manning? 

Russia is the voice of reason, Muslims aren't trying to blow up their buildings. If Chelsea Manning was in Russia she'd be treated like an outcast, not getting free gender therapy and how many Russian whistleblowers have you even heard of? 

Homosexuality was decriminalized in the 90's but in 2014 new laws banned any homosexual propaganda in order to protect minors. That means no ghey pride parades and non-traditional relationships are not allowed in public, the west calls that family values. It's only a matter of time for Russia to take children away from ghey parents, it's a bill that keeps getting presented. 

Hate crimes and discrimination is on the rise because of government laws treating gheys as second class citizens that they seem to be fair game to target.   

   

 

You don't really hear much day to day news from Russia. Did I mention the racism? Rossiya dlya russkikh which means "Russia for Russians." White Russians are all suspicious of the Central Asians, Caucasians, Ukrainians, Armenians and even the Jews. All have their derogatory names Churki, Khachi, Khokhly and Zhidy for the Jews.

Russia doesn't have bigotry or hate crimes .... because there are no anti-discrimination laws to deal with it so therefore it doesn't exist.

 

Putin likes selfies, especially ones that show how diverse Russia is, there are blondes and brunettes. Putin only sees black or brown people when he has foreign guests or goes aboard. There is a reason why Russia is usually in the top 3 of lists for worse countries for black people to visit. 

Russia poisons spies in London and invades Ukraine but as long as they keep pointing out how bad the west is then we begin to think that maybe they aren't so bad. Russia are in Syria, now the US and the Arab coalition have to bomb more than Assad refineries. Iran are in Iraq and Yemen, that means Russia is too. The Iraq government have told the Pentagon that while they want the US to train their troops they don't want any more ground forces, thanks but no thanks, we'll let you know. The US has 3,300 troops in Iraq and were talking about increasing troop levels in Iraq and Syria.  Consider this a slap down.

Iraq have had Iranian help against ISIS and with Iran and Russia getting involved the US is slipping as the main player in the Middle East, even Russia and Iran's other ally China is getting involved which had the US quickly sending a warship to the south China sea as a show of strength.  

If you thought the wars of terror were un-winnable before, well we've just lost them but are still allowed to send funding and equipment .... that's nice.  

 

 

You can't trust the US, UK or the Arab coalition. You certainly can't trust Turkey, the Kurds or our moderate Islamic rebels that keep going over to ISIS after we train them. You certainly cannot trust Russia. Even during their parades for veterans they have fake veterans.

This woman went from Colonel to General in a year and wore top medals that there are no record of having been given out. As you can see she picks and chooses what medals to wear each year rather than wear all her medals as any real soldier would do. The only thing you can be sure of is that she is ex-KGB.