Sieg Heil To The Chief

When Hillary didn't win the election I knew right away something was off. It was a fixed point in time that was tampered with probably by evil time travelers that are not me.

Even Trump was getting ready to do a Farage and declare everything rigged, the only people confident in a Trump win had snow on their boots.

  9 out of 10 Russian spies prefer Trump

Tomorrow ushers in a new era. I would like to be confident that Trump only played to the right wing bigots to get into power so he could change things for the better but I'd be naive to think that. 

He comes into office with the lowest approval rating that an incoming President has had in over 4 decades. He constantly Tweets his stream of consciousness opinions calling people, companies and things in general names and boasting about himself. Screaming FAKE NEWS! as he types his bold faced lies.

     Even god kings with their massive slave armies bleed

The GOP bolstered by their future leader tried to get rid of the ethics department but a backlash canceled that. They then voted to gut healthcare to get rid of Obamacare. They had years to come up with a substitute but have nothing. It is projected that 18 million people will be without healthcare in 2018.  

Trump using the carrot and stick technique has been showing companies he can make them lose billions with just a tweet so now they are more keen to get on his good side and pay him for protection.     

Trump's cabinet is pretty scary with rich people with no experience or with views of  morons. The education head says teachers are overpaid and favors private schools. The head of housing is the token black guy so if you slag him off you're a racist. Wealthy surgeons know poor people housing ... he has disdain for poor people especially black people as he thinks if they are poor they are slackers as he grew up poor and black before becoming white. 

The Secretary of State was a former CEO of Exxon Mobil and has business ties with the Russians. A Texas Governor that ain't too bright looks after the arsenal of nukes. 

 Lt. Gen. Michael T. Flynn with those chairs and Putin at an event for RT in Dec 2015. Flynn was a speaker. He has been paid often to appear on the state run news channel .   

There are several bankers/finance people, billionaires and business people. The Secretary of transport has no experience in that field but is married to the majority leader of the GOP. There are a couple of former army officers and a couple of former Marine generals. You have Trump's son-in-law as his Senior adviser and what role will Ivanka play? She could possibly be the First Lady. Spouses do not have to do that role and I don't think Melania is really into the whole White house thing. 

The future presidential generation is being formed and molded. Ivanka may very well be the one to break that glass ceiling.

I'm sure his admin will not set out to do away with abortion, same sex marriage, renewable energy or affordable healthcare and welfare benefits. I'm sure they won't undo everything Obama did just out of spite. I'm sure this admin of billionaires and out of touch elitists will care about the average Joe on the street as they have done all their pampered lives. 

"Stop the limo I want to give that hobo $50" .... aye only if you've run over him and want to shut him up.

I'm sure they won't use loopholes to do business deals or use their connections to line their own pockets. "My dad is President ... that's all I'm sayin, now do we have a deal?"

Sure it's a worrying start they they want to gut healthcare to normal people and want to increase military spending. That kinda tells you how things are going to go. 

As like American POW's the sick, poor, old and disabled are losers to this president. If you get tortured or die for your country you failed. If you haven't become affluent enough to own your own home and retire by 55 you've failed. 

No man left behind? .... we leave them behind now .... losers! 

  

Old Knudsen isn't suggesting that he'd just have to get within half a mile of Trump with a rifle to make America great again ... that would be let me so fucken do it wrong! 

Killing people is wrong! .... nah not really, that's why I laugh when people call me a Liberal. Someone told Bush that you can't kill your way out of Iraq. I disagree. You can kill yourself out of most situations you just have to play to win and get all the right people.

Israel knows what I'm talking about, only the fear of not getting US support stops them from wiping out the Palestinians once and for all.   

US Presidents as like UK Prime Ministers get away with war crimes all the time. The last couple should be in prison. Will Trump be this generation's choice when asked who they would go back in time to kill? 

 Hitler with Senator John McCain

   

Remember the other unpopular guy who promised to make his country great again. He only got 33% of the vote, no popular vote for him either. He had to bully his way to power and remove all opposition. 

He did make his country great ... for a decade or so and then destroyed it. Now after the allies rebuilt it the country is great in other ways and not at all how he wanted it to be.  

The next 4 -8 years will be a roller coaster of emotional abuse. Just remember that the US influenced elections in 81 countries from the 1940's onwards so think of this as karma.

The Russian Long Play

The name is Haarlem, Erwin van Haarlem ... or is it? 

As anyone with half a brain knows, a good spy isn't some twat in an Aston Martin and a tux, a good spy is one who is ordinary looking and blends in.   

Vaclav Jelinek was born in Modrany, a small village near Prague in 1944. His da sold ice cream until the commies took over. Jelinek had to enlist in mandatory military service which was the time of the Cold War. He got promoted to the Czechoslovak Ministry of the Interior but grew bored with the routine jobs. 

He was caught reading up on how to learn German instead of guarding a checkpoint and he thought he'd get into trouble for it. 

Instead of being forced to eat Gulag which as you know is a stew made from turnips and rat meat he was interviewed by the Statni bezpecnost,  the Czechoslovak secret State police.

 We are friendly ... lol! 

They had been looking at his file and he fit the bill.  A womaniser, highly intelligence, patriotic, a risk taker and best of all prone to violence. While that won't get you a job in yer local bank, having that on yer resume in Cold War Czechoslovakia would get you a job in the StB nay prabs.  

He undertook 3 years of training and then to Austria to orientate him to get him used to the West. He was either a kind of Colonel in Czech intelligence StB or Czech military intelligence SFGF. 

 

He was given the new identity of Erwin van Haarlem a dutch infant that was given up for adoption. What happened to the child is not known that is why they use missing persons for fake identities. After applying for his Dutch passport he then went to London in 1975. The exact nature of his job wasn't known. He was to spy on Jewish dissident groups and get intelligence on the British military and then later on the US Star Wars program. That part of the job was shite cos Star Trek is way better.

He got a job in the 24th-floor Roof restaurant at the Hilton Hotel on Park Lane, Mayfair. He used a radio to received messages and sent out messages in magazines in invisible ink. One such message was his disgust at people asking for ketchup ... a fucken disgrace, good food is wasted on the Brits. 

In 1977 he received the message that the real Erwin van Haarlem's mother was looking for him with the help of the Red Cross and if she contacts him to agree to meet up. The Dutch embassy gave her his London address and in early 1978 she met him. We still don't know why she suddenly decided to look for him at that time.

Ich Bin Ein Nazi Rapist

Johanna van Haarlem mentioned that his hair was darker than his father and that he was shorter but she went along with it. 

In 1943 she was an 18 year-old  virgin when she met his fake father on a train. Gregor Kulig was a 23 year-old Polish Nazi soldier. Four weeks later he raped her at a party. 

When she became pregnant her father who was Jewish was outraged and told her to move and to give the child away. She tried to live as a single mom but ended up taking the baby to an orphanage. Over the years the orphanage sent letters to Johanna to take back her child but she never replied to them. 

Having a Dutch Jewish mother was great cover for a spy. He went to Holland and met the family. His job at the restaurant promoted him from waiter to assistant purchase manager. He visited the Polaris submarine base and other military installations giving information about underwater sonar chains that NATO used to detect subs with. 

He didn't like his fake mother but had to keep up the act. He became an artist/art dealer though no one in the art business had heard of him and he always had money. He gave his mother expensive gifts but to him she was a Nazi fascist that collaborated with foreign soldiers. 

Someone is hiding a secret and I know where

He even took girlfriends to Holland to meet his fake mom. In 1986 he noticed a car tailing him then around his flat there were "new" postal workers, telephone repairmen and window cleaners that seemed to clean windows daily. 

A woman in the local Neighbourhood Watch Scheme contacted police about a morse code sound from her TV at 9.20pm every night, it really spoiled her enjoyment of Benny Hill.    

MI5 set up a stakeout in a neighboring building and watched his flat. In 1988 they burst in on him listening to his "special" station on the radio.

In his flat were tiny code books and information on how to get British citizenship. Also paintings that he had told his accountant he had sold.   

During questioning he kept to his cover and when his mother visited him in prison he still told her he was her son and that it was all a mistake. A DNA sample proved they were not related though. 

She looked for some remorse and some affection but he was cold towards her now. Johanna died in 2004. 

He was sentenced to 10 years in prison for espionage. After serving 5 years he was deported back to the Czech Republic and has been living free for the past 23 years. 

The kind of story that should be made into a movie. The Russians did this kind of shit and do you really think they ever stopped it? The US haven't stopped spying on them.

10 Russian spies caught in New York in 2010 says they are still at it. The Slovakian intelligence service accused Russia of trying to influence public opinion and to infiltrate various organizations in 2015. This year they elected a pro-Russian candidate to lead them. This is after decades of mistrust for Russia and rightly earned. 

Putin the former KGB agent and now the owner or Russia and the US

Did the Russians do the same thing in the US as they did in Melania's home of Slovakia? They love the long play. Was Melania a honeypot trap? Good spy connections and covers take time, years in fact. Everybody thought Hillary was going to win, even Trump was prepared to declare the election rigged, how the fuck did he do it? 

Old Knudsen thought she was going to win and you know it's suspicious when he's wrong. 

You have Trump supporters saying things like they listened to both candidates, they made up their own minds and realised they were bigots voted how they pleased. Russia did not make them vote for anyone. Going by the popular vote they didn't vote him in at all and the people's vote didn't matter.  

So the question is, blackmail, bribes, how many Electoral voters does Russia own? The American public don't even know who most of the Electoral college are. Secret votes cast in private, what kind of way is that to run a cuntry? ... not that the Russians are complaining, they are well pleased.

 

  

  

Why Are Soft Americans So Into War?

I've never been in a fight in my life but I could take you little man ... go ahead and try Amerikanski.  

Anyone buying the bullshit going on in Syria? A US/Russia truce that means they agree where to bomb and where to not bomb. The US no longer trying to actively get Assad out and aid can get to those who need it. 

Previously the US were doing some dodgy stuff in trying to overthrow the Syrian government while at the same time pretending to go after ISIS.  When the Russians came in the US couldn't get away with anything.

The rebels, the Free Syrian Army (FSA) ... who the US funds, won't get bombed but those nasty Al Qaeda friendly groups ... who the US funds, will. 

Just recently the US mistakenly and repeated bombed and killed 62 Syrian soldiers with the help of the British RAF. After that attack came an attack from ISIS. This of course caused Syrian and Russian outrage. Assad angrily shouted that only he was allowed to bomb Syrians.

If the US can't tell soldiers from ISIS then what hope is there? .... or could they tell? 

In the small town of al-Rai, 25 American special forces soldiers were forced to leave when local fighters from the Free Syrian Army Terms and conditions may apply, not really an army more like an Al Qaeda affiliated group funded by the American tax payer. harshly mocked them and called them American pigs. Two of the American soldiers cried and one is in critical condition as his feelings were badly hurt. One special forces soldier said, "You work hard in the hot sun trying to free everyone and they turn on you like this? ... we're special, we need to be treated like such, they will not take the wind from our sails or will they keep us down."     

Why were they in al-Rai? The small town is strategically located near the ISIS fortress of al-Bab. Ideally they'd like to bomb it but ISIS won't return their calls as to when is suitable for an attack. 

A week ago 40 special forces were moved north to work with the Turks along the border there. Their mission is to train, advises and assist .... of course. Like they did in Nam. 

 So it was pointed sticks like this that beat the Americans in Nam? ... what pussies. 

Out of spite a UN aid convoy was attacked by air. 18 of the 31 trucks were hit. 20 civilians were killed. The US gets to be outraged but Russia and Syria have denied all knowledge of it .... yeah, they know. 

The trucks carried food and medicine to help those around the town of Aleppo. A spokesperson for ISIS also expressed his outrage as he was nearly out of Nutella. 

Enjoying your chair? .... yeah it's one of those ones. 

Who are the bad guys? .... everyone. Who are the good guys? I couldn't say, is there such a thing any more?  

After a friendly US/Russia relationship under Bush, the Obama admin has really gone after Russia and Hillary will continue that on. 

Compare the numbers and remember that the US is always in some state of war or funding others. Russia spent $46 billion on its military for 2016 and the US ... $585 billion. 

The US is in 74 cuntries with nearly 800 bases. 40,000 service personnel in Germany constantly testing Russian patience as well as supporting the neo-Nazi anti-Russian government in Ukraine.  The Russians have about 12,000 personnel in their 4 foreign bases, one of those bases is shared with Vietnam. 

You can talk about the brave sacrifice of the military but it's just a fucken job so quit it with the civvie guilt. How actually caring about them and bringing the troops home and spending half the defense budget on yer cuntry ... too easy? 

Let the ragheads kill each other, you aren't the world police. That's why we have the UN for fucks sake. 

Obama wants a major offensive on ISIS before he leaves office. He's considering arming the Syrian Kurds which would piss off the Turks and look at the troop movements I've mentioned. Whoever the next president is (it'll be Hillary) they'll have a major war effort and clean up when Obama goes all out. 

Keep it ticking over huh. 

When has the US won a war on their own? ... not the Revolutionary war, the Spanish war or even the one with Grenada, they always had help and many ended with treaties. For a nation of winners they don't win a lot.   

In Afghanistan the American troops would often call the British Royal Marines to secure areas for them and left them to regain the trust of the locals when the Yanks left. 

Americans never tidy up their toys .... no America, that is not what the UN is for. 

Obama can cast shade at Putin all he likes with his security nearby but Putin is smarter and could kill Obama the golfer with his little finger. Guess who'll still be in power when Obama goes. 

   

Fear Is Good

After a year of denying that there were any Russian troops fighting in the Crimean peninsula Russia absorbed Crimea into the Russian Federation in March 2014.

Putin has no fucks to give, what are EU sanctions doing to harm him anyways? The US is backing the neo-Nazi like Ukrainian government of Petro Poroshenko that was democratically elected with 54% of the vote.

Democracy like Climate Change is absolute and you are a moron to even question it. Two things that we are told are the final say. I'm sure that there is no US agenda at all with having an anti-Russian government in Ukraine. 

 Hello pretty lady, I'd like to annex you good and hard. 

Taking a page from the rule book of the west, Putin now uses 'terrorism' as an excuse to do shit. The FSB (modern day KGB) have said that they have foiled terrorist attacks planned by the Ukrainian Defense Ministry's Intelligence Services. They say they found 20 improvised devices that were going to be used on the peninsula's infrastructure and key facilities. One FSB officer was killed by these Kiev-organized terrorist groups. We know who they were cos that all had 'Stay calm and be a Kiev-organized terrorist'  t-shirts on.  

I'm having flashbacks and this time it isn't because I'm huffing the paint thinners. Russia have always been behind the times. It's only in the last 5 years have they discovered photoshop and film editing, now they are finding Bigfoot, UFO's and river monsters .... the shit we had in the 80's and 90's for fucks sake. 

The last time the US did this scare mongering was in 2014 with the Khorasan group. The Director of National Intelligence James Clapper said they may pose as big as a threat to the US as ISIS do.  No one back in sandsavage land had heard of Khorasan so they were all scratching their heads about this big threat. 

Turned out that the US made it all up and were bombing one of the Jabhat Al-Nusra groups that had no intention of targeting the west. The public didn't fall for this one but it was a good try, worthy of Bush. I told you Obama was a sleekit devious shite. 

So in response to future potential terrorist attacks the Russian government has increased its intelligence agencies   sent in the latest anti-aircraft defense system S-400 Triumph. Cos that is what you do with terrorists. Remember in Belfast the surface-to-air missile launchers patrolling the streets in case anyone threw a brick? .... no neither do I.   

To combat terrorism you don't send in troops, you don't bomb from planes, you don't send in drones or launch surface to air rockets. Unless of course you want to kill everyone and not just the terrorists. Doing that creates loss and hatred that wasn't there before and thus creates more terrorists. Good for business if selling arms and protection is yer business though.  

If you get to live long enough you get to see history repeat itself and the same patterns of creating fear and keeping that fear alive rather than finding peace becomes ever so clear. Edward Heath was the British Prime Minister during the time of the Military Reaction Force. That was a unit of British soldiers who dressed in civvies and used the weapons preferred by the IRA went around Catholic neighbourhoods shooting dead any groups of people they saw. They didn't have to be IRA suspects, just Catholic.  

They hoped that the Loyalist paramilitaries the UVF would get the blame and these terrorist groups would fight amongst themselves and leave mainland Britain alone.

People question if life long bachelor Heath was ghey or a pedo rather than his death squads. Who cares if a 24 year-old mother was killed at random while she sat in a car? .... he was kinda weird huh, a pedo maybe?  

These hand picked men (40 of them) from the SAS, Royal Marines and Paras were legal death squads designed to bring terror to the streets the same way as the terrorists did. Even as the IRA announced peace talks in 1972 the MRF were out shooting civilians to dislodge these talks. 

There is money to be made and liberties to be trampled during times of conflict. While the IRA, UVF etc are scumbags it turns out that the British government (long before Thatcher)  were scumbags too. Democratically voted in scumbags so excuse me the fuck if I question democracy. Majority does not mean it's the right choice ....  see 2 terms of Bush, Scottish independence and Brexit for fucks sake. 

So SAM's (surface to air missiles) in Ukraine to guard against terrorism and to allegedly keep their bases in Syria safe. In 2015 these missiles were deployed to the Arctic region, north of the Polar Circle ... because you just never know where those terrorists,  Kiev-organized, ISIS, Khorasan or the IRA might strike next. 

There are no good guys. The UK had soldiers dressed as civilians killing Fenians (which they got medals for) or assassinating (UK citizens)  terrorists without a trial as well as invading most of the known werld at one time in their history. The US have invaded, backed terrorist groups and continue to overthrow and set up puppet governments. Russia annexes the Crimea, supports dictatorships as well as killing its own political opposition. China is taking over territories and building airstrips further and further out to increase it's deployment range for some unknown reason (the big war of 2020)  and poor cowardly France gets attacked by individuals and then bombs the fuck out of someone 1000 miles away in revenge.      

  

You shake in fear about terrorists and what if the refugees are terrorists but never stop to think, 'why are they killing us and how were they made?' Shit doesn't just happen, cause and effect is at werk even on a cellular level. 

Treat the people like mushrooms, keep them in the dark and feed them on shit. There isn't much you can do but at least you can be awake. I don't mean the "experts" that question if Sandyhook or 9/11 even happened or if big pharma are withholding the cure for cancer or if the Clintons are mysteriously killing off staffers but not the people that Bill has tapped. 

Question motives and why you are supposed to be afraid. You are as likely to be killed by terrorists as much as you'll have yer computer hacked (not by spam bots) or be attacked by karate experts. 

If you ever wonder why certain governments are doing what and where. It isn't like the movies, distance and a delivery system have always been issues which is why Japan launched random incendiary hot air balloons at the US west coast during WWII and not planes or rockets. Also why terrorists haven't used a rusty Russian nuke on a western city.

Lil Kim in North Korea has the issue of keeping it up, Iran would also have that issue but they are closer to western civilization. If I was going to use a werd that wasn't profit on how to describe the state of the werld today it would be deployment.  

  

I'm Not Just A Sexy Beast, I'm A Person Too

Life can be full of surprises like finding yerself tied to a chair in what looked like an old Soviet bunker, maybe in Ukraine.
It was a typical New Years eve party which ended in violence, vomit and sexual conquest .... probably. I had no recollection after my 18th drink which means that it must have been drugged. Me Scottish blood gives me the ability to avoid buying rounds and to remember who bought me a drink.

Then I remembered the Russian lass who was ever so interested in my war stories, she had promised to be discreet so I didn't mind sharing classified information, those agents under cover had probably gone on to other assignments anyways and everyone knows the truth about Ebola and the CIA/ISIS dirty bomb plot.

Olaf no Olga, that was it. She laughed at all my jokes and expressed intense sexual attraction for me so just the usual then, no need to be suspicious.  

She came into the room followed by two goons and an older fella with sharp medical tools. I tried telling them that I was very particular about which doctor I saw and had already sold my kidneys years ago but they didn't listen.

Olga said, "You will tell us all you know about Operation Scorpio Dawn or you will die ... slowly."  Old Knudsen can take a hint but I could tell she was obviously very into me, even when she hit me in the face with a brick knocking out two teeth I could tell she wanted me.

I laughed and said, "do yer worse, I've not made anything up about Scorpio Dawn yet so tough cheddar."   

They conversed conversated in Russian and didn't realise that Old Knudsen is fluent in that tongue, 'lick those unicorn nipples he paint was transport plane' .... damn them, they must have been using code. I asked them to speak slower but they wouldn't.

The old fella then wheeled in a TV and proceeded to play all the Star Wars movies starting at Episode one, the force awakens had coughing and some bloke walking across the screen but by then I had no will to live so who gives a fuck?

They left me alone thinking I was done for, next would be the nipple clamps and pliers to my balls and as fun as that sounded I had places to be.
I slipped off me trainers for they had forgotten that old men's toe nails are as sharp as razors. The light glinted off my nail as it poked out of the hole of my black socks. I used my double jointed knees (replacement knees from that landmine incident in Nam) and sliced the ropes to set me free.

I plucked a few wiry pubes and picked the lock of the door. The goons standing outside didn't know what hit them, it was a tornado of toe nails and cut throats. I was heading for the door at the end of the corridor when the old fella came through it and said, "not so fast agent Knudsen" he had me there for 10 minutes as he ticked off a questionnaire on how my abducting and torture was. Hey I know what it's like, my boss used to have a shit fit if my prisoner died before filling out a questionnaire, it's professional courtesy.

He was happy enough until I plunged his own pen into his eye then I got out the door and was free.

Stoopid Russians, it takes more than that to break Old Knudsen though it was close. You have to get up early to get one over on the Storm Bringer .... no earlier then noon though or I shall be cranky.

  
Olga was there waiting for me, if there is one thing Old Knudsen is good at is learning from past mistakes. Once he sees you for what you really are then you have no power over him.

Olga slurped her wee Gulp-ski and said, "Hey Old Knudsen, you wanna put this all behind us and go for a few drinks and maybe some really intense sex, you must know I'm crazy about you, all women are, we can't help it."   

I knew I was right, ladies loving the warty sausage that is ribbed for her pleasure is a curse but they do ... but could I trust Olga?

"And of course I'm buying." 


Fuck trust, it's for the weak. 

Russia The New Good Guy

  

 Hey Obama, you suck! 

Can you feel it, the shift in perception that somehow makes Russia into the good guy? Thanks to GW Bush and that idiot Blair the US and the UK got turned into bad guys. Suddenly we were giving Gaddafi prisoners for him to torture in return for oil drilling and inviting him to the G8 like a world leader rather than some paranoid sick fuck in a dress. It was Obama and Brown at that summit in Italy in 2009 and Gaddafi was the President of the African Union. 

Edward Snowden ended up in Russia after he stood up for the human rights of his fellow American, just like the twisted way that Assange is in the Ecuador embassy to avoid prosecution, both have gone to nations that have worse human rights records than their own countries which says a lot about us. I doubt that either would get proper justice if caught, those two are already guilty, they just have to have the trials. 

Soviet Russia was a super power feared by the west. Older Russians are proud of that and are nostalgic for the past, except for the whole being killed if you spoke out thing. Even though the economy of Russia has been pretty good up to recently they think that tough guy Putin is weak and some complain how he is in the pocket of the Jews .... yes, that old chestnut. 

No sign of Putin but there are the North Koreans.     

 

You must find Putin or I'll have you executed. 

Ach there he is .... behaving like a fucking Bond villain.

Putin tries hard to appear like a tough guy. He gets photographed with leopards and wolves. 

 Or wrestling a bear! 

His propaganda news channel Russia Today tells of Russia's successes and is very quick to diss the west and to have westerners dissing the west. Russia bombed 258 ISIS targets in Syria and US police keep killing unarmed black men and what about poor Chelsea Manning? 

Russia is the voice of reason, Muslims aren't trying to blow up their buildings. If Chelsea Manning was in Russia she'd be treated like an outcast, not getting free gender therapy and how many Russian whistleblowers have you even heard of? 

Homosexuality was decriminalized in the 90's but in 2014 new laws banned any homosexual propaganda in order to protect minors. That means no ghey pride parades and non-traditional relationships are not allowed in public, the west calls that family values. It's only a matter of time for Russia to take children away from ghey parents, it's a bill that keeps getting presented. 

Hate crimes and discrimination is on the rise because of government laws treating gheys as second class citizens that they seem to be fair game to target.   

   

 

You don't really hear much day to day news from Russia. Did I mention the racism? Rossiya dlya russkikh which means "Russia for Russians." White Russians are all suspicious of the Central Asians, Caucasians, Ukrainians, Armenians and even the Jews. All have their derogatory names Churki, Khachi, Khokhly and Zhidy for the Jews.

Russia doesn't have bigotry or hate crimes .... because there are no anti-discrimination laws to deal with it so therefore it doesn't exist.

 

Putin likes selfies, especially ones that show how diverse Russia is, there are blondes and brunettes. Putin only sees black or brown people when he has foreign guests or goes aboard. There is a reason why Russia is usually in the top 3 of lists for worse countries for black people to visit. 

Russia poisons spies in London and invades Ukraine but as long as they keep pointing out how bad the west is then we begin to think that maybe they aren't so bad. Russia are in Syria, now the US and the Arab coalition have to bomb more than Assad refineries. Iran are in Iraq and Yemen, that means Russia is too. The Iraq government have told the Pentagon that while they want the US to train their troops they don't want any more ground forces, thanks but no thanks, we'll let you know. The US has 3,300 troops in Iraq and were talking about increasing troop levels in Iraq and Syria.  Consider this a slap down.

Iraq have had Iranian help against ISIS and with Iran and Russia getting involved the US is slipping as the main player in the Middle East, even Russia and Iran's other ally China is getting involved which had the US quickly sending a warship to the south China sea as a show of strength.  

If you thought the wars of terror were un-winnable before, well we've just lost them but are still allowed to send funding and equipment .... that's nice.  

 

 

You can't trust the US, UK or the Arab coalition. You certainly can't trust Turkey, the Kurds or our moderate Islamic rebels that keep going over to ISIS after we train them. You certainly cannot trust Russia. Even during their parades for veterans they have fake veterans.

This woman went from Colonel to General in a year and wore top medals that there are no record of having been given out. As you can see she picks and chooses what medals to wear each year rather than wear all her medals as any real soldier would do. The only thing you can be sure of is that she is ex-KGB.



 

Airstrikes Kill Some ISIS Fruit Trees

Russia scored an important strike against ISIS in an ISIS controlled part of Syria on Wednesday. The airstrike was against an orchard that grows apricots and grapes and has been under ISIS control since June.

Syria is the third largest producer of grapes in the Middle East and ranked #28 in the world  producing 0.4% of the world's production. As if you didn't know.

The price of grapes has increased dramatically due to the conflict earning ISIS $12 million a month on the Turkish black market. ISIS mostly only spend their money on Nutella, flags and social media accounts as weapons, ammo and vehicles are supplied on a regular basis by the Iraqi military and the US equipped Free Syrian Army.

ISIS drives TOYOTA ... Let's go places.  
 

The Russian military have been scathing in their remarks about the US only targeting Sugar beets and hospitals and see this as a military and political victory.

Poxy Proxy War

The Russians airstrike towns, strafe them with their helicopter gunships and drive their tanks across the sandy, dusty expanse to seek and destroy rebel groups that are aided by the west.

Sounds like something from the 80's, maybe in Afghanistan and fighting against the Mujahideen who then became the Taliban, al-Qaeda and Boko Haram, to name but a few evolutions of the group. 

Yeah that turned out so well. The US and Russia are fighting a proxy war against each other in Syria. I did say that Russia was bound to get involved since they are allies of Syria as are Iran .... and even China. This is all foreplay for the big war to come in 2020, don't bother making plans for that year.

Firing TOW missiles makes the FSA smile. 

The run down as to what is happening is that the Russians came along and attacked the Free Syrian Army (FSA) who are the rebels backed by the US to fight Assad. Funny that the Russians saw the FSA as real targets rather than ISIS, it's almost as if it's just the west that is getting their panties in a wad over ISIS so it can justify being in Syria.

The US is all like, 'hey not our fault the FSA are attacking Russia, we didn't ask Russia to join in' as they prop up moderate terrorist groups in other cuntries. 

 

You are a horse's ass if you believe this little scare monger tail ... see wot I did there their?  

Public opinion matters in the west. They behead some of our people or shoot loads of tourists on a beach then suddenly it's, 'lets kill ISIS' in the media and on the lips of politicians who don't want to look weak. Like how David Cameron wants to keep the Syrian refugees at bay, not because they are Muslim and as we know all Muslims are terrorists but because Gog forbid we see them as real people just like us, how can you justify bombing real people?   

Don't believe the hype, ISIS look big and bad but most of that is Internet performances and poorly led forces for them to have victories over. ISIS are a tool and isn't it funny how they have been bumped from the recent headlines? What have you done for me lately ISIS? Oh some senior leaders were killed in an airstrike, must be winding the need to fight ISIS down while the proxy war goes on.  Don't worry, like the bad guy that was killed in the movies they'll come back and grab at yer leg for another scare. 

The US have supplied the FSA with BGM-71 TOW missiles. This CIA run program covertly gives them weapons via Saudi Arabia, they bought loads of them in 2013 ..... I wonder why that was. The US sanctions their use through the end user agreement and it gets around the whole Nations giving weapons to terrorist group thing. Proxy wars can be denied.

 Ronald and GW would be so proud of you Obama, yer the best Republican ever!

These weapons are for use against tanks and turned the tide of the Soviet/Afghan war. The FSA have had major success against the Russian tanks so much so that the Russians have brought in their helicopters. So far the rebels haven't been sold anti-aircraft missiles but Saudi has plenty of those too so stay tuned.

Yes it is funny how Saudi Arabia whose military is mostly for security because the US protects them from bases there have loads of weapons a conventional army would have, all those big arms deals for an army they never use.
This is one of the many reasons we are allies with those cunts, because we're the bad guy too. 

Al-Qaeda affiliated group al-Nursa just want to thank the US and Saudi for replenishing their stocks after they destroyed the US backed Hazm Network. They compared it to 'taking lunch money off the fat kid at school' are they saying we're fat?    

Another ploy in the proxy war game. If there is a bad guy (Jahbat al-Nursa) who are strong and are fighting a common enemy as well as your own guys (FSA) then equip your guys, a small-ish group of them and sacrifice them knowing they don't stand a chance against al-Nursa but that their weapons will fall into al-Nursa's sweaty hands so voila! you have strengthened a force to use against Assad/Russians without actually helping them, cos that would be wrong.

      

  

    

Is Death From Above Really Progress?

 

 An artist's rendition called 'death from above.'

The unmanned Russian spacecraft Progress 59 is due to crash to earth between May 5th and 7th but scientists have studied the odds and their best guess says it will either hit the sea or some uninhabited land.
On the other hand it may land on YOU ..... remember when rocket science used to imply intelligence? Now it implies hipster nerds with funky hair cuts and bad sexist shirts.   

Progress 59 is a Russian craft full of supplies for the International space station. As Progress 59 was docking, Dr. Ryan Stone a medical engineer nicknamed The jinx pushed the wrong button sending the ship shooting back towards the earth. 

She was only on the ISS to experiment on how space affects the making of sandwiches. 

Now Progress 59 is falling back to earth full of bread and various sliced meats, we are kinda hoping it crashes in Nepal but we don't want to scare the people .    

The crew of the ISS will be fine, they have a 6 month emergency supply of  food jokingly called last resort mystery meat because it's 5 years old and is the stuff that no one liked. They always put the horrible stuff to the side and ate the nice stuff and now they get to clear it all out. Most of the emergency food is packets of Kapuska which is a hearty Turkish cabbage stew.  

Bookmakers are putting odds on the crew of the ISS resorting to cannibalism before the emergency food runs out and they get resupplied in June .... assuming that makes it up.  
 

NASA would like to reassure the public that they are in no danger from falling space craft but since this is a Russian ship they have said, "fuck it, not our problem."

Falling planes, pianos and bricks thrown by hairy primates kill more people worldwide than falling space craft so don't worry ... unless this is a Russian distraction and Progress 59 is really armed with a nuke and heading for the White house, if so then the rest of us can breathe a sigh of relief as the Obamas and the Americans in the surrounding area for 100 miles were kinda annoying. 

Progress 59 ... in 1959 pantyhose and Barbie was invented, the Dalai Lama bravely fled Tibet and Castro took over Cuba executing 71 opposition supporters so this could be any kind of vague message from the Russians or a Rusky joke about progress. 
In 1959, 21 students were killed when a US jet fighter crashed into an Elementary School on the island of Okinawa, the pilot had ejected ... they already had their fill of uncontrolled, ach you're bound to be fine death from above. Was there any other worse place in the area that it could have crashed? 
Small island, big sea, the odds are ......

There are also more deaths from unexpected materializing time travelers than death by falling space ship. 147 car accident insurance reports could not be processed last year as the mysterious time travelers always yelled about being late and vanished according to police reports when they got to the scene of the accidents. 

You've also got more chance of dying from an early morning heart attack on the bog than being hit by space debris. 
Time travelers materializing in the bath tub while yer having yer morning glory is enough to scare anyone to death. Some think that Elvis didn't die on the toilet and that a time traveler appeared and took him with him otherwise why would the tomb be empty 3 days later? 

I may be mixing my fictional characters up a little but if Elvis did die for yer sins then don't let him doon, keep on sinning. If homosexuality is an abomination according to some good Christian folk then ghey me up and fuck me in the arse for I love Elvis!   

Does anyone else have nightmares of a hand reaching up from the crapper and pinching yer arse as you pinch off a loaf? Some have dreams of prophecy concerning them leading vast armies or losing their virginity to a real person who isn't a relative but Old Knudsen sees this prophecy of doom in his future which is why he has started to shit into carrier bags and empty jars. Banning plastic bags from shops isn't very helpful, I have to buy rolls of bags for my functions though on the bright side me poo is easier to fling ....  just call me Mr Sunnyside.

From the 5th to the 7th keep a watch on the skies cos seriously, scientists really know fuck all these days. You may not win the lottery but knowing yer luck a big fuck off space ship full of peanut butter and jelly might land on yer hoose.