The Truth Won't Set You Free

People protest me wanting to lay some pipe too ... MOAR SAGE!

I ask the difficult questions cos you don't want to offend and get shouted at IN CAPS!!!!! Such as why does Sherlock and Watson have blogs? Blogging was well dead by 2010 for fucks sake. Only mums obsessed by what their stoopid children do and other losers that can't shut up still have blogs. 

In case yer wondering little Timmy has just started to eat solids and can already say, "suck my nuts" I'll upload the 3 hour video I took this morning. He's so cute ... for a pinhead obviously ... damn you Zika!!!

On the 4th of October 2016 I posted about a dodgy FB page, something like Native American Culture or Heritage or some shite. I wondered how Johnny Depp looked 10 years younger but was wearing a Standing Rock t-shirt. I found and put the original into the comments as I doubted very much they were giving money to the cause. 

Even after my pics people were asking about the merchandise. They want to believe and to wear something that looks like they give a shit. I still have my 'Free Nelson Mandela' t-shirt cos he was only a bit of a terrorist. 

Eventually media outlets caught on about these t-shirt groups and found the pages to be run from the Far East and Eastern Bloc cuntries. If only they had listened to Old Knudsen and it wouldn't take them a month to catch on.

   There's too much plastic waste in the ocean I'm too sad to come into work today. 

Old Knudsen dislikes uber liberals as much as he does uber conservatives. They are soo similar in outlook. Facts or context gets ignored if it clashes with their world view. Conservatives will gladly sacrifice children to school shooters as long as they can have guns but if you touch their flag ... oh boy. 

Liberals see a black man shot by police and don't even want to know if he has a gun or not. It's the trendy cause not the facts! ... yes homeless Llamas is a worthy cause to support as is help for disabled seagulls. 

Neither lot can laugh at themselves. Also if you question their cause or make light of what they just said even though they were joking themselves you get turned upon. What started as light banter becomes 50 comments with facts from um ... the Internet. 

Alex Jones says Hillary runs a child sex ring from a pizza shop ... crazy falls for crazy all the time. Trump rapes and assaults females and brags about it. Ach just locker room rapes what about Hillary killing people that go to testify against her? that's more important, I saw a Youtube about it ... yet the all powerful Clintons cannot stay in the Whitehouse.   

Gog forbid you question the authenticity of anything that says Native American. "They were victims of genocide, they need our love" .... Firstly they did a fair bit of killing too, kept slaves and hey, first come doesn't mean you own the fucken place. Yes atrocities were carried out against them but what about the atrocities of today such as the tribes that didn't get casinos? 

The public are just starting to take an interest in the Red River Women after years of ignoring them. Still no protests with fake celebs pics though but they got a sculpture ... 20 cold cases of murder and disappearance. 

 Star of the hulk movies Will Smith. 

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize" ~ Voltaire

Jesus, The Pope, Nelson Mandela, Ronald Reagan, One Direction, IRA Hunger Strikers, dead soldiers, sports stars and that crappy singer Leonard Cohen. Better not say anything remotely negative or you'll get death threat e-mails in green text.    

As Jesus said, "Some people will believe anything and they will not appreciate it when you aren't as gullible as they are" 

People set the stage, they give power to words and they define who or what is appropriate to criticize or question. There are no hard and fast rules as they are mostly made up by personal issues, copying what you've seen or what you think the cool kids are doing. I know this because what one person might do ... such as deleting thousands of e-mails when trying the trick the world into invading Iraq might be fine and just gets ignored. 

If another does it but it's a woman she is therefore an easier target right? (subconsciously) then we should JAIL HER!!!!!

Or why I don't listen to most people. While they think they are fine, sane, rational it always seems to be Old Knudsen with the issues and the problem. He's wrong, biased or just doesn't understand. Oh he understands, he just doesn't really give a shit and is amused at how wound up you get by it all. 

Ever hear someone say 'you are too close to it'? that means you cannot see the issue with clarity or objective thinking. It sometimes takes an outsider to see the obvious and the bigger picture. 

You know you have issues with logic when you like Trump but ignore how he treats people, if you like Obama but ignore his war crimes with drones, if you like Castro but ignore the executions and lack of elections. At least acknowledge the bad shit so others can see just what yer willing to put up with, don't say "well they aren't as bad as so and so" cos that logic is dumb.    

I don't like animal cruelty but enjoy eating animals. It doesn't get much more cruel than raising animals for food. Animals aren't as intelligent as humans so it's alright. 7 billion people on the planet and 6.5 billion of them are pretty dumb, can we not start eating them too? 

I'm not even gonna mention how fake this is, yes all the priests have logos on their dresses ... not! 

Pope Francis is great cos he smiles .... he only hates gheys a little and didn't hide as many pedos as John Paul II or Ratzinger. He did make a saint of yon fella that converted those injuns and yon bint that killed the poor people ... but he smiles and reminds people of some lovely old relative.  His eyes have stopped smiling though cos he's dead inside. 

Different topics trigger different buttons in people and it's very telling what they believe and how they project onto others. If you don't fall for their shit then you have obviously fallen for the media lies. 

Example of how Old Knudsen works. He supports the enemy of his enemy when there is no other choice. Often it's not an ideal world so he adapts and doesn't make his dreams or wishes his reality. 

He'll back Hillary and even Israel but never ignores the bad shit, he'll be loyal as long as that person or cause deserves it . He won't gush for hours nor will he dismiss the truth. I can like Captain Kirk (in the original series) yet still think that Shatner is a bit of a knob. 

Truth is often a product of perceptions and there is no one truth at times. If you sugar coat it or make excuses for it then you just aren't asking the right questions mostly of yerself.  Why aren't you willing to see?

 

Is Death From Above Really Progress?

 

 An artist's rendition called 'death from above.'

The unmanned Russian spacecraft Progress 59 is due to crash to earth between May 5th and 7th but scientists have studied the odds and their best guess says it will either hit the sea or some uninhabited land.
On the other hand it may land on YOU ..... remember when rocket science used to imply intelligence? Now it implies hipster nerds with funky hair cuts and bad sexist shirts.   

Progress 59 is a Russian craft full of supplies for the International space station. As Progress 59 was docking, Dr. Ryan Stone a medical engineer nicknamed The jinx pushed the wrong button sending the ship shooting back towards the earth. 

She was only on the ISS to experiment on how space affects the making of sandwiches. 

Now Progress 59 is falling back to earth full of bread and various sliced meats, we are kinda hoping it crashes in Nepal but we don't want to scare the people .    

The crew of the ISS will be fine, they have a 6 month emergency supply of  food jokingly called last resort mystery meat because it's 5 years old and is the stuff that no one liked. They always put the horrible stuff to the side and ate the nice stuff and now they get to clear it all out. Most of the emergency food is packets of Kapuska which is a hearty Turkish cabbage stew.  

Bookmakers are putting odds on the crew of the ISS resorting to cannibalism before the emergency food runs out and they get resupplied in June .... assuming that makes it up.  
 

NASA would like to reassure the public that they are in no danger from falling space craft but since this is a Russian ship they have said, "fuck it, not our problem."

Falling planes, pianos and bricks thrown by hairy primates kill more people worldwide than falling space craft so don't worry ... unless this is a Russian distraction and Progress 59 is really armed with a nuke and heading for the White house, if so then the rest of us can breathe a sigh of relief as the Obamas and the Americans in the surrounding area for 100 miles were kinda annoying. 

Progress 59 ... in 1959 pantyhose and Barbie was invented, the Dalai Lama bravely fled Tibet and Castro took over Cuba executing 71 opposition supporters so this could be any kind of vague message from the Russians or a Rusky joke about progress. 
In 1959, 21 students were killed when a US jet fighter crashed into an Elementary School on the island of Okinawa, the pilot had ejected ... they already had their fill of uncontrolled, ach you're bound to be fine death from above. Was there any other worse place in the area that it could have crashed? 
Small island, big sea, the odds are ......

There are also more deaths from unexpected materializing time travelers than death by falling space ship. 147 car accident insurance reports could not be processed last year as the mysterious time travelers always yelled about being late and vanished according to police reports when they got to the scene of the accidents. 

You've also got more chance of dying from an early morning heart attack on the bog than being hit by space debris. 
Time travelers materializing in the bath tub while yer having yer morning glory is enough to scare anyone to death. Some think that Elvis didn't die on the toilet and that a time traveler appeared and took him with him otherwise why would the tomb be empty 3 days later? 

I may be mixing my fictional characters up a little but if Elvis did die for yer sins then don't let him doon, keep on sinning. If homosexuality is an abomination according to some good Christian folk then ghey me up and fuck me in the arse for I love Elvis!   

Does anyone else have nightmares of a hand reaching up from the crapper and pinching yer arse as you pinch off a loaf? Some have dreams of prophecy concerning them leading vast armies or losing their virginity to a real person who isn't a relative but Old Knudsen sees this prophecy of doom in his future which is why he has started to shit into carrier bags and empty jars. Banning plastic bags from shops isn't very helpful, I have to buy rolls of bags for my functions though on the bright side me poo is easier to fling ....  just call me Mr Sunnyside.

From the 5th to the 7th keep a watch on the skies cos seriously, scientists really know fuck all these days. You may not win the lottery but knowing yer luck a big fuck off space ship full of peanut butter and jelly might land on yer hoose.      

Better Dead Than Red

What a busy few days I've have, I don't just sit around blogging and surfing for porn all day you know, well not all day. I've been jet setting around the world. First I went over to the Caribbean for a brief holiday. I can't really say much about it except the world is a safer place.

I put an ad in the classifieds of the New Yorker, "For sale: The only good commie is a dead commie, slighty soiled $ 500." I think my boss will be well pleased.

Expect a bit of this for a while.

I was able to catch the second half of the Brazilian weemen's football team who were playing Cuba Unitied. I'm a big fan of these gurls they are never afraid to tackle the balls.

They always insist that I help them shower, you know me I never want to offend by saying no incase its a cultural thing. Brazil has the highest murder rate in the world it also has weemen with big bubble butts, I love that cuntry.

Then I flew up over to L.A. and boy are my arms tired, sorry an old aeroplane joke there. I took my L.A. fuck buddy Jennifer out on the town there was a bit of a scene with an insanely jealous Eddie Waring but after I promised him a slow dance at the end of the night he calmed doon.

Then I went up to the state of Washington because I've always wanted to see the Whitehoose and what they have done with it since I set fire to the place in 1812 and that big statue of Lincoln but it seems they moved all of that, I didn't even get to see Mount Rushmore. I did see my good old friend First Nations, shes been gaging to get me in her bed for a long time read this account of my stay with her .

After a lovely stay with First Nations I sneaked across the border into Canada, its not like its guarded or anything I mean who the fuck would want to sneak into to Canada? A couple of Arabs in a van asked me if the American side was well patrolled and which way to the Smithsonian , I told them I wasn't a fucking tour guide but its just off the Hershey highway and up Pennsylvania ave on the right you can't miss it. You always have to say "you can't miss it" its tradition.

I called at MJ's hoose but no one answered so as usual if its someone I know I'll break in but then I saw her a little busy in the picture above teaching a fellow blogger some HTML moves.

Ah fuck it I got the next plane home just in time to answer the phone from my parole officer.