18 Days Of The Condom

Totally not putting a listening device under the ledge of the Resolute desk

What we know from the Trump campaign investigation of Russian collusion. General Michael Flynn was allowed to come and go freely and have access to classified material without a new security clearance for 18 days.    

He had been flagged by Obama and Sally Yates as a subject that could be turned by a rival nation but Trump ignored all warnings for some reason. To *quote* Trump, "It's just National security it isn't that important, relax I've got this, he's a terrific guy."

What could Flynn have done in those 18 days of freedom? 

 Rudy Giuliani briefing Trump on cyber security

Giuliani: "with computers you have to be smart, don't click on any odd links or open any suspect e-mails for instance ones with the title 'I want to pee on you' ... an obvious malware trap. Change your password often. Don't use birth dates or titles of books that sit on your desk, they always get hacked in the movies.  I use easy to remember words that I use often in real life. Since this is a classified meeting I can tell you that my passwords are 'fuckyou123' or 'fuckyou456' I change them about all the time and if they ever got hacked the fucker would get access but also get insulted ... lol! ... fuck em ... can I have my $100,000 consultation fee now?"   

He would be in on top secret meetings like this one.  Code named The Condom because he was safe and in like Flynn fucking up America.

Get Mr Vlad a water, coffee, would you like a White Russian Mr Vlad?

Flynn would know who came to visit the White House.  He would no doubt go to the Red Room in the White House which is the secret command center. He'd leave a few USB drives around and unsuspecting people using them would be infecting the White House computers without knowing it. 

With the Kremlin in their system he might bug places where people meet. Trump has a phone scrambler in the Lincoln bedroom that disrupts words spoken to anyone eavesdropping on the calls, these would probably not be disabled as Trump doesn't make sense at the best of times anyways. 

  Trump with a totally innocent Russian nesting doll gift in the background 

Trump is in on the joke as he calls it but with spycraft no one asset ever knows the full picture so they can't give up vital information to bring down the whole operation. They all have their various jobs and often don't even know who else is in on it. Like Fight Club. Trump being told to hire Flynn without a security check no doubt gave him a clue though.

Surprise bitches! My ears were burning what are you kids talking about in here? 

As well as spying there is a psychological aspect too. For instance Trump's 80 inch wide screen TV talks to him with the voice of his long dead father. It's really a Russian putting on a voice, 'what about Sweden Donald ... terrible wasn't it?'  ... 'Comey is out to get you, fire him and it will all go away' ... 'I don't know what tweets are cos I'm your old father but you should tweet about it.'

Sean Spicer has been having 'episodes' recently. Whenever Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Conway or McMaster stand in and take a White House briefing it isn't because Spicer is off with the Navy Reserve, he's crying in a corner with a bottle of vodka. 

Spicer has been known to hide from reporters in hedges. Flynn has put devices in the hedges that say, 'Sean this is your conscience, what you are saying is lies'   ... having him say things unconvincingly is part of the plan. Nothing clues people in more than real self-doubt.

Remember, The Russians play the long game. They never just do a hit and run. Look how long Melania has been with Trump for fucks sake, she even has a child, well played that's 18 years of attachment right there unless they upgrade his wife again. 

The 10 Russian spies caught in New York in 2010 were there for years and succeeding at their tasks according to the FBI.  

So how was Flynn compromised by the Russians? 

 I hope I wasn't too rough on you last night Mikhail

Flynn was fired by Obama in 2014. In 2015 he became a semi-regular analyst on Russia Today and was paid $40,000 to attend a gala dinner in Moscow. Flynn is bitter towards how Obama treated him and how he also fired his friend General McChrystal. He needs money and his ego massaged so he was ripe to be manipulated. 

As like Trump he thinks he knows best and can handle rival governments and their plans. Others warn him but he's Michael T Fucken Flynn, he 'allegedly' leapt off a 40 foot cliff to rescue 2 US soldiers being swept out to sea off the coast of Cuba.  

 My soldiers are so loyal I can shoot random ones and they never stop singing.

Flynn thinks he's a tough guy, but he always feels like he has something to prove as he always has someone not worthy over him giving him orders. Trump also has a similar personalty but is a soft civvie coward. The validation and acceptance of tough guys like Putin is a very 'boys own' club thing, it's a tough guy macho bromance and their judgement gets clouded by it. 

The only thing Putin needs is power. He thinks only HE can rule Russia and needs no one but knows how to use underlings or remove them. While the likes of Flynn and Trump are wracked by insecurities and limited thinking, Putin's only fear is a revolution by the people but after 17 years he's got a pretty good hold on things, he sees leaders and security advisers come and go but there is always Putin ... the long game. 

 

 Complimentary White House file with every 10 visits

In the middle of a Trump/Russia collusion investigation Trump fires the main investigator then mentions how Comey said he wasn't investigating Trump. To top that off he has Russian diplomats to the White House and only lets the Russian media take photos .... Yes RT was releasing photos and the US media didn't have any ... how fucked up is that? 

Flynn would have copied files, downloaded malware and back doors into the security system. He would have given Russia the procedures and White House protocols. Being a military expert he wold have been able to find whatever weaknesses there are to exploit. 

The details of all agents and other White House personnel would be of use to the Kremlin. So many people to turn, a constant household staff of 100 people.        

Someday the White House missile system might malfunction and shoot down an airliner. Flynn would call that a Black Swan, an event impossible to predict.

  Put it there dummy ... I suppose

HR McMaster or as Trump calls him 'Plan B' is Flynn's replacement. The 3 Star General that was passed over for promotion twice in 2006 and 2007 is thought of as being one of the most celebrated soldiers of the Iraq War. Lets hope he's more intelligent than he looks. 

Yeah he did ride a horse into work on his first day .... never a good idea in any job. Doing that got me fired from my shelf stocker job at Tesco. I was really looking forward to stealing shit too. 

  Even glasses fail to make him look intelligent

Trump hasn't been too impressed by his new Yes-Man and McMaster has been seen doing White House press briefings like monkey boy Spicer and dead eyes Sarah. 

Comey was on the other side of the cuntry and heard he was fired from the TV.  McMaster is refusing to travel or look at news channels just in case. Recently his desk was moved to the basement though.

Whatever Flynn did in his 18 days of total access the question is will anyone actually try to retrace his steps or will they be too busy blaming Obama and the Media? 

  

*It's in quotation marks so does it really count as the truth?*

General Scaparrotti Is Gearing Up For The Weekend

 

On the 28th March General Curtis Scaparrotti testified before the House Armed Services Committee. The soft spoken, erudite 4 star General is the new commander of US European Command (EUCOM) and is NATO's Supreme Allied Commander. 

This is a gesture of gratitude in Korea.

The former commander of US forces Korea was promoted to Europe, it's been decades since anyone has come from the far east theater and moved up to the European one, yes it's very impressive.

Lose lips sink planes so Old Knudsen isn't going to tell you if he served with this guy .... or Scap as I call him, but he knows his shit.  He's 82nd Airborne and they have a long history of being badass.  

 

In 2013 the 61 year-old heart throb was used by scammers to trick idiot desperate vulnerable weemen out of money. With fake social media profiles these women got e-mails from the likes of General Scaparrotti saying things like, 'I rightly man, very important job and I look for love long time, you seem like a ripe woman I could love if you let me into your life, I big fun guy.'

A female law student in Brazil wasn't fooled by a military professional looking for romance with someone he doesn't know and contacted Stars and Stripes about it. One sucker poor woman lost $78,000 to one of these scams before she caught on .... seriously?  

It isn't all fun and games. During his committee hearing he used words similar to his predecessor General Philip M. Breedlove who is retiring and it really pissed off the Kremlin. RT freaked out and did some scoffing the way they do when talking about the west.

'They said Russia is the aggressor, seriously? Russia? ... oh please as if, what losers.' 

He obviously hasn't read the new 'we love Russia' memo 

No Scap, you don't work for Obama now, this shit ain't gonna fly. The General told the Washington plebs, "NATO is facing a resurgent Russia striving to project itself as a world power."

The Russians aren't happy, they'll tell Donald, he'll tell Bannon and there will be trouble. They might send Kushner in.  This kind of rhetoric is good for our allies that border Russia though. 

Scaparrotti mentioned how Russia is getting involved in European politics as it has done in the US to promote disunity and weakness. 

The Russians interfered with the US election with the aim to get Trump elected, this is now a matter of fact! 

He mentioned how Russia also interfered in the political processes of Bosnia-Herzegovina and Montenegro. The Russians are also positioning their military in the Arctic in order to gain strategical advantages.   

No conspiracy or sabre rattling, they are fucken doing this shit. 

Russia is modernizing its weapons and upgrading their capabilities. They are fighting a proxy war in Ukraine and issue them with the latest weapons to test them in combat. 

He says Russia respects NATO, that's why they want to undermine it. Alliances are important but only 5 nations the US, United Kingdom, Poland, Greece and Estonia meet their NATO agreed 2% of gross domestic product on defense. 

However, 22 others have increased the effort and hope to make it by 2024 so Russia is worried, it's now or never for them to strike and break up the band. 

 Don't they all look so serious?

Scaparrotti wants more armored and mech brigades as well as Intel and surveillance sent to Europe. At the beginning of 2017, 4 thousand troops with tanks were sent to Poland. That's more boots on the ground in Europe and considering Trump has sent more troops to Syria and Yemen it's almost like there is a war on huh.

He also believes that the US needs to provide defensive missile systems to Ukraine.    

The point to this post is that the professionals that didn't come from the Trump family or from investment firms are doing their jobs. They don't praise Putin, they don't go on about how it would be great to be friends with Russia because they know there is no friendship to be had. Russia is on the offensive and not just with tanks in Ukraine and Georgia but online to shape and create opinion. 

The reason Russia is doing all this now is because the US has been in decline and is weak but at least the professionals know that there is strength with allies and maybe with Trump at least being a noob they can do their job a bit more. 

It's not like the movies in which the mad General wants to nuke everyone (Flynn has gone) this time it's the civvies you have to watch out for. Trump doesn't give a fuck about civilian deaths and just wants a win.

Scaparrotti knows the far east, he knows Afghanistan, he's been to the Ukraine and he now knows Europe. If he says he needs this then he does. 

This is the real crap away from the tweets. Russia isn't all powerful, Putin is killing the opposition and is panicked about the anti-corruption protests. Cracks are showing and his biggest fear is losing power after 17 years and it isn't NATO that's his immediate fear it's the Russian people. 

As usual it's a matter of who will blink or fold first. Will Trump destroy all trust in the US? Will the people get to Putin enough that he has to sacrifice his lapdog Dmitry Medvedev? 

This isn't the Cold War anymore, it's the Hot and Cold Flashes with Night Sweats War.  

    

 

Russia The New Good Guy

  

 Hey Obama, you suck! 

Can you feel it, the shift in perception that somehow makes Russia into the good guy? Thanks to GW Bush and that idiot Blair the US and the UK got turned into bad guys. Suddenly we were giving Gaddafi prisoners for him to torture in return for oil drilling and inviting him to the G8 like a world leader rather than some paranoid sick fuck in a dress. It was Obama and Brown at that summit in Italy in 2009 and Gaddafi was the President of the African Union. 

Edward Snowden ended up in Russia after he stood up for the human rights of his fellow American, just like the twisted way that Assange is in the Ecuador embassy to avoid prosecution, both have gone to nations that have worse human rights records than their own countries which says a lot about us. I doubt that either would get proper justice if caught, those two are already guilty, they just have to have the trials. 

Soviet Russia was a super power feared by the west. Older Russians are proud of that and are nostalgic for the past, except for the whole being killed if you spoke out thing. Even though the economy of Russia has been pretty good up to recently they think that tough guy Putin is weak and some complain how he is in the pocket of the Jews .... yes, that old chestnut. 

No sign of Putin but there are the North Koreans.     

 

You must find Putin or I'll have you executed. 

Ach there he is .... behaving like a fucking Bond villain.

Putin tries hard to appear like a tough guy. He gets photographed with leopards and wolves. 

 Or wrestling a bear! 

His propaganda news channel Russia Today tells of Russia's successes and is very quick to diss the west and to have westerners dissing the west. Russia bombed 258 ISIS targets in Syria and US police keep killing unarmed black men and what about poor Chelsea Manning? 

Russia is the voice of reason, Muslims aren't trying to blow up their buildings. If Chelsea Manning was in Russia she'd be treated like an outcast, not getting free gender therapy and how many Russian whistleblowers have you even heard of? 

Homosexuality was decriminalized in the 90's but in 2014 new laws banned any homosexual propaganda in order to protect minors. That means no ghey pride parades and non-traditional relationships are not allowed in public, the west calls that family values. It's only a matter of time for Russia to take children away from ghey parents, it's a bill that keeps getting presented. 

Hate crimes and discrimination is on the rise because of government laws treating gheys as second class citizens that they seem to be fair game to target.   

   

 

You don't really hear much day to day news from Russia. Did I mention the racism? Rossiya dlya russkikh which means "Russia for Russians." White Russians are all suspicious of the Central Asians, Caucasians, Ukrainians, Armenians and even the Jews. All have their derogatory names Churki, Khachi, Khokhly and Zhidy for the Jews.

Russia doesn't have bigotry or hate crimes .... because there are no anti-discrimination laws to deal with it so therefore it doesn't exist.

 

Putin likes selfies, especially ones that show how diverse Russia is, there are blondes and brunettes. Putin only sees black or brown people when he has foreign guests or goes aboard. There is a reason why Russia is usually in the top 3 of lists for worse countries for black people to visit. 

Russia poisons spies in London and invades Ukraine but as long as they keep pointing out how bad the west is then we begin to think that maybe they aren't so bad. Russia are in Syria, now the US and the Arab coalition have to bomb more than Assad refineries. Iran are in Iraq and Yemen, that means Russia is too. The Iraq government have told the Pentagon that while they want the US to train their troops they don't want any more ground forces, thanks but no thanks, we'll let you know. The US has 3,300 troops in Iraq and were talking about increasing troop levels in Iraq and Syria.  Consider this a slap down.

Iraq have had Iranian help against ISIS and with Iran and Russia getting involved the US is slipping as the main player in the Middle East, even Russia and Iran's other ally China is getting involved which had the US quickly sending a warship to the south China sea as a show of strength.  

If you thought the wars of terror were un-winnable before, well we've just lost them but are still allowed to send funding and equipment .... that's nice.  

 

 

You can't trust the US, UK or the Arab coalition. You certainly can't trust Turkey, the Kurds or our moderate Islamic rebels that keep going over to ISIS after we train them. You certainly cannot trust Russia. Even during their parades for veterans they have fake veterans.

This woman went from Colonel to General in a year and wore top medals that there are no record of having been given out. As you can see she picks and chooses what medals to wear each year rather than wear all her medals as any real soldier would do. The only thing you can be sure of is that she is ex-KGB.



 

RT Propaganda

 Russian news outlet Russia Today

Old Knudsen tells people things then they argue because they have never heard about. Is it Old Knudsen's fault that they have their heads up their holes? If you get bogged doon with details you miss the big picture.

Here is what we are told in the west. USA, UK, Canada, Australia and all the other Commonwealth and ex-British places are the good guys. The rest of Europe are the good guys .... though we keep an eye on them at all times. Saudi Arabia and Israel are also good guys, they just have different ways than we do ...... in others words they don't hide the bad shit they do.
 

In the western media Vladimir Putin is a tough no bullshit guy who rules Russia with an iron fist and has opposition leaders assassinated .... no proof of course but seriously who doubts it? When you think of Putin you think shirtless dude on a horse or judo throwing some child violently to the floor.

In Russia he may be a tough guy (compared to Obama or Cameron that isn't difficult) but they get more pictures like this. It's all to do with perception and deception. The Pope maybe be a raging misogynist homophobe but with a few smiles half the world loves him. Hey the German people cried when Hitler died so obviously he had a nice side too ... or the Germans are just cunts.    

 Russian tanks in Ukraine.

I like watching the news on Russia Today (RT) because it's obvious state run propaganda. RT slaps you on the back and lies to your face with a twinkle in its eye. The anchors smirk and scoff at the likes of the US and the UK if they suggest that there are Russian troops in Ukraine or that Putin assassinated his political nemesis Nemtsov. The English anchor with a smirk says, 'such incredible claims but they don't produce any evidence' chortle chortle. The group Open Russia have complied evidence that 276 Russian soldiers have been killed in Ukraine though the real number could reach up to 800.

     

Dumb news for dumb people, it literally is a no brainer.

If Fox News seems like a desperate crazy dude in a tinfoil hat frantically warning you about an alien invasion RT is like someone casually setting you up to be executed. The stories on RT are mostly anti-west stuff, the stuff you won't get on CNN or the BBC, sure they maybe truthful but tend to leave a bitter taste and a sense of guilt as you know they are purely propaganda tools.

RT loves to point out the fault of the west while ignoring its own faults and there are plenty of westerners ready to help them. 
 

When I see an American or a Brit on RT I get reminded of Lord Haw Haw or Tokyo Rose. No one in their own cuntry will listen so why not tell the Russians? Nigel Farage and George Galloway are on opposite ends of the political spectrum in the UK but find a common ally in RT. Ron Paul the former Republican congressman constantly goes on RT to tell them what is wrong with Obama and America in general .... That fella loves to bitch, he's like Oliver North on Fox News. 

 
Many stories do not get very much coverage on RT such as when Pussy Riot were arrested or when Pro-Russian fighters shot down an airplane .... or as RT put it, 'well it was obviously the Ukrainians who shot it down, they also execute people in mass graves since you have no proof that the Russians did it.'
The poor Russians, all they want is to oppress whoever they want and to blame the Ukrainians, NATO, the US and the UK on it.

Obviously Ukrainian rebels rather than well equipped Russian troops. 

Since the start of the Ukrainian trouble people have taken pictures of the Russian T-64 tanks and the "little green men"  who mysteriously appeared over night fully armed and equipped but no insignias on their uniforms. The official story is that some Russian troops went to Ukraine on vacation to help the pro-Russian rebels .... yes they did take their guns, missile launchers and tanks with them, like you do.
Ukrainians only make up 10% of the pro-Russian rebels. Russian soldiers and tanks have been captured but RT still chuckles and demands proof. Putin has admitted putting his troops on standby, that is the closet you'll get to admitting guilt. 

Yeah the US and the UK are cunts, the moral high ground has been long leveled by a drone strike and we have been compromised. We kill civilians, invade where ever and remain allies with the likes of Saudi and Bahrain .

Are there any good guys left? Even Canada is stifling freedom of speech if the government doesn't like what it hears.  

At a time when a ceasefire in Ukraine is holding, the US send in tanks and troops as a show of strength and to maybe push the Russians more. Lithuania is worried enough to bring back conscription so someone definitely thinks there is going to be war no matter what. 

I love you .... I will still bite your head off though. 

War against Russia? Poor Putin, he just took a 10% pay cut because the economy is bad how could anyone go to war with a lovely fella like that?  He is also busy taking charge of the Nemtsov murder which is a smart move for a main suspect.... not that he is of course as he is sooo nice.   

The murder suspects are Chechen and Putin is great friends with Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov. There may be some loose canons vying for power at the Kremlin right now. How many fronts can Putin fight on?  

Maybe it is Obama's fault and Sarah Palin is correct for once, nah I'd believe that Putin was a trustworthy bloke before I believe that Palin was right.