Hate Makes The World Go Around

Moneyshots on slappers and hot sass on kittens, big booty weemen and kickin yer shit in, KFC gravy and Lord of the rings, these are a few of my favourite things.

Strong Irish whiskey, hate crimes and buckets of crack .... etc etc.

You know me by now, if it's bad for you, illegal or just a social taboo then you know Old Knudsen has it as a hobby.
I've already told you how to conceal a can of beer inside a coke can and tell yer bosses that you need the sugar for yer diabeetes, you can also use that excuse to shoot up too, it's me insulin dude. Well if you get one of those e-cigarettes and adapt it to just be a tube with a light on it you can smoke in those places that ban fegs but haven't banned vaping yet.   

Old Knudsen is so here for you.

It takes more muscles and effort to smile and be perky than it does to frown so who gives a fuck what I like? It's what I don't like that makes me write on this blog. Hate makes the werld go round and it makes me hard. Hate is my emotional Viagra.

Some of the things Old Knudsen hates are frowned upon ... good, cos people smiling all the time and agreeing is creepy .... unless they are agreeing with Old Knudsen cos then that makes them right.

   That is so wonderful!

I hate people who only look on the bright side or worse still hippies who go on about respecting all living beings. 'I look on the bright side because I'm in denial and don't want to face my issues' or 'You need to respect all living things which is why I don't eat meat' .... then they rip apart a Lettuce's head. 

Vegetarians are often mentally unstable, many people who werk in I.T. are vegetarian, or Satanists. Being mentally unstable has probably something to do with their diet, there are a few cool vegetarians who don't preach or condemn you for eating a burger just as there are some Christians who don't try to talk you into their Middle Eastern weirdy woo bullshit.

When you die you'll be rewarded in Heaven. Christianity is the ultimate Nigerian scam, if you send me yer details and $200 I'll send you $5 million. 

If vegetables were cute and had big brown eyes would they eat them? Yer hoose plants cry in silence when you have a salad you know, what kind of cunt eats plants in front of living plants? No wonder house plants choose to die all the time. Every time I had smoked kippers me goldfish died, the horror they must have felt like Bob in The walking dead watching those people eating his leg right in front of him.

Do vegetarians condemn tigers when they eat meat? 

Kim in Ebola.

I also hate the Kardashians. Kim used to be attractive and I cared about her huge arse but then we got to see more and more of her and now she just makes me want to punch her .... in the arse.  Kanye was someone you wanted to punch anyways but now he designs gog awful fashions and pretends to look sad everything a camera is around. 

Now Bruce Jenner is a chick and people say I have to like him now or I'm being anti-transgender, away an fuck!

Just like if I criticize Israel I'd get called anti-Semitic or if I say that black people rioting are thugs then I'm a racist .... Can I no just slag off wankers without people thinking I'm in someway bigoted? I'm bigoted against arseholes that's what .... oh I've got white privilege. I'm no better than you because I'm white, it's because I'm just better than you .... Learn to deal fuck face.   

Chris Kyle was an amateur, I shot more men weemen and children than I can remember.  

Being ex-military if I slag of Loyalist fleggers in Northern Ireland I'd get called a Republican (IRA type) sympathizer, course they don't hear me saying I'm against a united Ireland cos they ain't got no time for logic or reason.  You can't control how others think of you so fuck em. They don't know me or my ability to not be blinkered in my opinions.   Loyalists only like dead soldiers that they can use for their own agenda, they make me sick. The Republicans that made those soldiers dead also disgust me.

It pissed me off that Prince Harry said we should have national service back in the UK, that's the draft to you Americans. Take people out of their early adult life when they should be thinking about a career and force them to be in the military for 2 years. Not only will they be resentful at leaving their life and maybe their young spouse and family but they'll be counting down the days to leave and when they eventually become of some use to the military they leave. It takes a lot of money to train a recruit. 

Prince Harry thinks it's what young ones need to keep them out of trouble. He comes from a place of privilege and a life handed to him on a sliver platter, he didn't earn it. Unlike many he went to college and has a cushy military life seeing the world and doing things normal soldiers don't do .... does he even soldier bro? Then when he leaves he gets a knighthood from the Queen, his granny. 

If others were given his opportunities in the military then hell yeah, sign me up again. Will I get a castle too? Prince Harry needs to fuck off and go be ginger somewhere else.  
   

Conscription works for Israel because that was a nation formed by terrorists who have been at war since before it was a nation. Einstein turned down being in charge and was against the whole idea so that should tell you something.
They have no interest in peace until their enemies are wiped out and want more breathing room though do they keep taking pictures of hot IDF chicks so fuck all that I just said, I love Israel. Let me introduce you to Mr foreskin, you'll learn to love him as I do. 

 
I hate Liberals who are too Liberal .... I hate Conservatives who are too Nazi like. When you define how you think and what yer opinion will be by being either of these and saying things like, 'a poor innocent unarmed man was gunned down by a killer cop' .... you limit yerself. The unarmed bloke (Dillon Taylor) who had nervous cops pointing guns at him reached under his shirt to provoke a reaction and so he was shot dead.
A weeping pussy Liberal condemns it, a no facts Conservative says he was asking for it. Old Knudsen looks at the video and says how fucking stupid was he? Yeah lets make sudden movements when people have guns pointed at you. Unarmed and dead doesn't make you automatically right.

A wise person accepts that they don't know everything and that there is always something to learn. At first I was against Edward Snowden because giving away government secrets is treason but it wasn't secrets that could jeopardize lives in the field, it wasn't a NOC list of spies, it was the government spying on it's own people, the government shouldn't be doing that. He told the American people what they were doing with Microsoft and Facebook at the cost of his own freedom.

Now I think that Snowden is a hero, Assange can still go fuck himself though .... with or without consent.

I dislike knee jerk hatred towards Obama. Don't hate him for being a Democrat or for being black, hate him for promising hope and change and giving the US the same old shite. He has let everyone down.
I also hate those who unconditionally love him, did you not see what Snowden said? Have you not been seeing the US support of ISIS? Those journalists beheaded, they were just a part of the whole  Obama admin cover story to be in Syria.
The UK gave the US details of a hostage and the US still did nothing. They bomb empty cities and other targets in Syria that only get targeted if they are targets that will hurt Assad ... Why are ISIS taking over big parts of Iraq again? Because the US is too busy in Syria.  

Why is the US in Syria? Oh it's to hunt ISIS, like how Bush was in Iraq to hunt WMD's. 

He didn't repeal the Patriot act ... he renamed it the Freedom act, just like he renamed the war on terror Overseas Contingency Operation and how killing people with bombs is now kinetic action.

If you love Obama and think he's great then yer just as dumb as those who loved G W Bush. Don't get me started about Ukraine, the US have been undermining the Russians long before they invaded Ukraine. If there is a war in 2020 as I have predicted it will be because the US has been goading Russia and Hilary has been a part of that undermining as Secretary of State so think about the war she'll be promoting if she becomes preez.

Old Knudsen doesn't know everything but he'll get there, he refuses to go with the crowd because the crowd is fucking dumb and use peer pressure as an argument.

So to break it doon I hate: Christians and veggies and Kim and her family. People who stick to their side no matter what they do, royals and knee jerks, Obama and manipulation .... these are a few of my most hated things.

Bobble headed dolls, reality shows, sports, Necromancers, touchscreens and of course lemurs.    

I hate that feeling you get when you go to an automatic door and it doesn't open for a split second, even the doors troll you. 'You don't have a soul so I won't open, you don't even register as a person, what you going to do use the handle? .... there are no handles.'
You get a flashback to the school bully who mocked you or yer parent who said you'd never amount to anything. Well I have a blog now so who is laughing now? .... Certainly not my readers. 

Sitting On The Offence

I saw this 1 shot 2 kills t-shirt on a facebook post that was anti-Israel. This shirt is old news as that story broke in 2009, but put a picture of a dead baby beside it and hey it's relevant cos antisemitism is the new hate.
The shirt on the right says, "The smaller the target the harder to hit"  and has what we'd assume to be a Palestinian boy in the sights of a rifle. These are offensive! Israel condemned the 1 shot 2 kills shirt when the story happened, just some lugheads in the IDF who probably don't like Arabs, they were not official and did not speak for Israel.

You get that type in every military around the world and in every walk of civilian life, glued to their Fox news and complaining about immigrants. I think the medical term for these people of profound mental retardation is Fuckwit .

Those two shirts did however have the pregnant woman and the young boy holding a weapon which marks them as enemy combatants so fire away, they would shoot you given the chance. The Congo is famous for child soldiers, many do indeed grow up to become adult soldiers. Weemen can be soldiers, if they like having sex they may get pregnant. Not the unborn child's fault that it's mother is a Fuckwit, just one of the many innocent lives lost to war.

Being a fuckwit is pretty common these days, maybe it's a trend like those low riders jeans were. They didn't look good on anyone but everyone wore and still wears them ..... except Old Knudsen, my waist band comes up to an inch below my useless man nipples, it used to be 8 inches but gravity changed that.

Wearing an offensive t-shirt is very telling. A t-shirt with Iron man on it means you like Iron man, the character, the movies, the comics and possibility have a crush on Robert Downey Jr but who doesn't? it's the big brown puppy dog eyes, but a t-shirt with I heart Hamas doesn't mean you like Hamas, it means yer a terrorist supporting cock sucking child bombing sky fairy believing coward of an ass wipe, yes, it says all that about you.

Still, most just say yer a Fuckwit.  How you like Romney and Ryan now you white trash racist loser?Just wait till Hilary gets in and you can be a misogynist too.

I'm all for expressing yerself with a hilarious shirt or interesting picture that you may have just liked but sometimes there is just going too far. This cunt with the 9/11 shirt needs some real and sudden violence in his life to enjoy the 9/11 experience a little more, such as in me punching the head off him, don't worry, to show you it isn't a racist thing I'd make sure to do it while wearing blackface.
 

The award for fucking up the 21st century goes to Osama Bin Laden, killing him once wasn't enough punishment for 9/11 and two terms of that Bush idiot who really fucked things up even more.

So I was pretty pleased when the CIA turned him into a zombie and allowed people fire a few shots into him for their emotional closure. The head was not allowed as a target, soon that was all that was left of poor Osama. I think it's still in a box in the Area 51 secret base in Nevada, they feed it bacon and force it to listen to Gareth Brooks, right bastards huh.

Is it any wonder that everyone in the world is so angry or attempting to not be? I do envy the people who can watch and get excited by soaps and the various reality shows without feeling dumbed doon and dirty afterwards. They seem happy with their lack of opinions and general knowledge.  The know that they like or dislike things but can't articulate why. It's usually cos they heard someone else doing it.

Old Knudsen is offended by stupidity more than almost anything else. Shirts designed to evoke an angry or upsetting reaction, not taking the bait. However, posting pictures of the dead to stir up support, when did we get so disrespectful and blasé of the dead that we post it on social media, especially dead women and children?  
  
If it was members of yer family would you post the pics? 

 

Obama Wants To Kill Women

President Assad of Syria is taking a leaf out of Colonel Gaddafi and has recruited 500 weemen to make up for military losses.
Does that mean they are low on male soldiers?

Females in the Syrian army wear a large ribbed strap on to strike fear up the enemy.  

So far there has been a lot of talk from Obama about war crimes etc, his allies seem to have lost faith in the US and unlike the Gulf war and the wars of terror they have backed away. The UK said no to a strike on Syria even though David Cameron was positively moist at the idea, the Germans want to negotiate a peace, the French who at first said they were ready for a fight saw what little support Obama had so then said, "um maybe we should talk."

In 2005 the US used white phosphorous in Falluja. It isn't on the list of chemical weapons because you are supposed to use it as a flare, once it gets used against enemy soldiers then it becomes a chemical weapon. It burns people down to the bone, the US military used it to flush out the enemy.

 Israel has hot military chicks.

In 2008 Israel used white phosphorus shells on the Palestinians in Gaza which is in breach of all international conventions ..... how could the US condemn them, they sold the weapons to Israel and they have done it themselves, besides they do need the breathing room. 

 I don't always use nerve gas but when I do the Americans tell me where to fire it.

In 1988 during the Iran/Iraq war the US saw via satellites that Iran was about to get the upper hand. So they told the Iraqis where the Iranian troops where, fully knowing that Saddam would attack them  with chemical weapons. 

Not even mentioning the 5,000 Kurdish civilians he gassed in 88.

The recently declassified CIA documents tell all about how the Reagan admin helped Iraq, knowing what the consequences would be as Iran could not be allowed to win.  

 What did you say Obama? I can't hear you over the screaming.

Syria has not actually signed the UN's chemical weapons convention so technically they haven't broken any international law, just a bit of local genocide. 

Assad is no stranger to killing his own people, his Shabiha gangstas rape and kill whole villages in his name but that doesn't mean that he launched this chemical attack. The Muslim brotherhood often get their hands on Syrian weapons. 

Saddam dead, Gaddafi dead, Egypt is killing Muslims by the hundreds, Nigeria under attack from Boko Haram disrupting it's oil and spam e-mail production and Syria has been weakened by civil war ..... in fact all the countries that America frees tend to end up in worse shape than before. Hard to produce oil when you are fighting a civil war but it does make it easier for others to move in to do so for you ...... at a cost. 

Divide and conquer and get those oil prices up for our Saudi Allies, you know, the ones who fund the Arab spring and provide weapons to whatever rebels they like. 

It's generally agreed that Syria will be a tough nut to crack as they have numerous surface to air missile systems ... the best the Russians have, also they have the Russians themselves ... who have the Chinese and the Iranians. 

Why the outrage now Obama? considering all the other atrocities you've ignored I kinda don't believe you grew a conscience, you are after all a lawyer.

Online Dating Is Dangerous ... If I'm Yer Match

 

Joined a couple of dating sites over the weekend as I did not have enough damaged vulnerable weemen in my life. One was a Jewish dating service, you've never really had it until you've had it kosher style. 

For some reason I come off online as a little creepy, needy and unstable .... I blame nerves and a poor education cos I don't know yon fancy words an shit.

I use an older and cuter photo of myself as one picture can say a thousand words .... ok the photo isn't me exactly, it's more like an artistic rendering of my soul. 
 

 

I think I may have an unhealthy obsession with weemen who serve in the IDF, oh c 'mon they can kick yer arse all the while wearing a thong. The latest Israeli soldier babes were caught semi naked pole dancing around their M-16 ..... Old Knudsen doesn't have the will power to boycott Israel. 

I try the religious dating sites cos religious people are predisposed to believing any shite they are told and those are the kind of people Old Knudsen likes. The Warru tribe of Africa has a name for people like that, gullible fools.  

Christian Mingle was doon so I saw that as a sign from Gog. All Old Knudsen wants is a meaningful relationship and a bit of rough, he'd go to Larne and pick up a woman there but theres rough and then theres rough and Larne weemen are ruff! 

Old Knudsen shall keep trying and perhaps fate will let him meet his soulmate.