Khorasan Are So Scary

Osama is back, and this time it's personal ... more personal.

When Old Knudsen was fighting the Nazis during WWII he came in contact with Nazi sub groups such as Hydra, The Eternals, Dragon Tooth and Black Sun. These groups were always said to be even worse than the SS .... oh scary scary. If the SS has no value on human life and will treat others they see as a threat with torture and violence then how can you up that in the cuntish stakes? 

Nazis like everyone else bleed when punched by a fist of righteousness and their gonads will be crushed when struck by the knee of justice and their blood will flow like a river when I stab them with my knife of karmic retribution or shoot them with my bullets of ouchy. 

The thing is that you have to keep the people at home and the soldiers in the field motivated so you can justify invading places, killing civilians and keeping economies going. 

Old Knudsen laughs in the face of danger and smirks behind the back of fear. If it bleeds you can kill it, don't go giving yer enemy power based out of fear. Fear is used like a weapon just as a knife or a gun is. Fear makes you hesitate. 

 

Lets not go back too far as some of my readers are not as old as I but do you remember when the Russians were the big bad? Aye Churchill was right about them but no one listened. (I get that a lot meself) The Berlin wall was still up and Soviets were the bad guys in all the movies, portrayed as hard, emotionless killing machines made out of steel. In reality they are hard, emotionless killing machines with alcoholism issues and a beer belly. 

Reagan was as good an actor as he was a President.

Back then the Soviets were the ones invading Afghanistan and the West met with the Tallyban to fund and train them to fight the Ruskies. A young Bin Laden was one of the many trained by the "military advisers" that America are famous for sending in when they want to wage war in an unofficial capacity.

  I'm gonna drop some motherfucking beats!

The Tallyban and Al Qaeda were not good guys back then, they just shared a common enemy with the west. Boy did that one come back and bite us.   

Ayman al-Zawahiri as shown above is said to have radicalized Bin Laden in Afghanistan in the late 70's. Interesting fact about al-Zawahiri (Can I call you Al?) he was born with a penis and a set of balls on his forehead, even though this was his only genitalia it was later surgically removed as it was against the will of Allah or something, if you look closely you can still see the scar though don't stare as he is still very self conscious of it.

9/11 was carried out as a protest against US troops being in Saudi Arabia since the Gulf war as infidels close to Mecca isn't acceptable and also for the US support for Israel. Israel as you know is one of the largest recipients of welfare from the US and gets $3 billion each year .... and food stamps which they buy junk food and missiles with.

 Donald Rumsfeld meeting Saddam Hussein in 1983.

The Iranians were also the bad guys and the Iraqis were our best buds. In fact Saddam donated money to the Chaldean Sacred Heart church in Detroit and was  made an honourary citizen of Detroit. Iraqi soldiers even trained at Fort Bragg in North Carolina . America sold many weapons to Iraq including the chemicals used on the Kurds.      

The Iranians are still bad guys but seem a lot less relevant as other more entertaining bad guys have been found.
Hezbollah and their buddies Islamic Jihad killed hundreds of Americans for the Iranians in the 80's in their various bombings that made the IRA look like amateurs.

No not a still from a parody video this is ISIS executioner Shakir Wahiyib otherwise known as the Desert Hamster.

ISIS are soooo scary, they kill people by the roadside, execute prisoners, cut off heads and yammer on about the world being one big Islamic state. ::::yawn::::: Don't all towel heads get on like that? In Syria they are ISIS, in Iraq they are ISIL and when a drone spots them they are a big splodge on the ground. 

 Allan is great .... word.

Puff P diddy widdy daddy (the husband of Kim Kardashian) has more names than ISIS and is far more scary. Al Qaeda used to be scary, you just didn't know where Bin Laden was going to jump out of next, tourists in Belfast refused to hike up to Cave hill in case he was living in one of the caves. When Bin Laden was killed as he sat having a shite and al-Zawahiri took over it just wasn't as good, they lost a load of Twitter followers to Boko Harem at the time.


ISIL was bleh .... fighting in Iraq oh whatever but when they opened a branch in Syria that got brand recognition. Westerners were joining up and posting severed heads on social media, "G'day mate, my 7 year-old son just beheaded an infidel gonna celebrate with a tinny and some shrimps on the barbie." 


Al Qaeda were not feeling the love nor the terror so they threatened to open up a branch in India. The first mission was to hi-jack a Pakistan naval ship and they failed ... awkward.

In Syria Al-Qaeda work with Al-Nursa but now a new group is emerging that is said to be even worse than ISIS ... except they haven't actually done anything but still, be afraid just in time for Halloween.

Khorasan is the name of the group which means land of sunshine ... aw how nice, it's a pity there is nothing else there. It is run by Muhsin al-Fadhli who is a VERY SERIOUS looking person, or maybe he's distracted by a personal itch that he doesn't want to scratch in public.
He was the bum chum to Bin Laden back in the day and even knew about the 9/11 attack before it happened.

Why is everyone shitting themselves about Khorasan? well they work at recruiting westerners to train them to go and attack in their own cuntries and are only in Syria for some bomb making practice and for a laugh.
You can thank Khorasan for the ban on uncharged cell phones and laptops not being allowed onto planes, they are quite good at making bombs it seems.

Al-Fadhli has been nicknamed the facilitator or financier for al Qaeda and works with groups in Iran and Turkey to fund, equip and recruit fighters for Al-Qaeda and has an extensive network of Kuwaiti jihadist donors ... ya know Kuwait, the ally we went to war for during the Gulf war.    


I won't be shitting myself anytime soon, there is always some arsehole to fill the void of the previous one so why worry? In this very shrinking world it's getting harder and harder to hide and eventually they get brought to justice by a US Navy SEAL team and if some nutter tries something in the street there is usually a line of people happy enough to kick their fuck in.


Khorasan or Clearasil or whatever the next big bad is are just as scary as all the other goons, do the people of New York live in fear and never leave the hoose? have the people of London stopped getting buses? have the Spanish stopped traveling by train? ..... away an fuck yer camel ya silly sand savage, until you have a fleet of submarines and wear big boy shoes with laces and yer just little league.  

Funny how these groups suddenly appear isn't it? It's as if someone needs to justify something. Khorasan are probably watching the news and saying, "fuck we're real bad asses, I didn't know we were about to attack the US at any moment." 

Stay tuned as the Department of Homeland Security miraculously stop an attack.
 

The Islamic State Harshly Mocks America

IS terrorists Reyaad Khan in the middle and Nasser Muthana on the right, both from Cardiff, fuck I hate the Welsh!.... they don't look very Welsh.

Mooslims are everywhere! ya can't even fire a Hellcat missile into a U.N. refugee shelter without hitting loads of them .... of course that would be a wrong thing to do probably.
I was reading the Koran the other day and saw a passage about if yer neighbour throws rocks or other missiles at you, hold yer children up in front of you to deflect them with their love, and I thought the Bible was fucked up.

Amidst all this newly rediscovered antisemitism around the world I hope you are still remembering to eye Muslims suspiciously in case they are suicide bombers or something. David Cameron says that 400 Britons are fighting with IS (Islamic State) how does he know this? has there been a census taken?

Maybe cos they are all on twitter mocking the US with all the equipment they have taken. They take pictures with gear that has 'property of the United States Government' on it and dare the US to come and get it back.
Ali Baa El Baa baa@Americantroops
Where are you Americans, come back and play or are you afraid? 

The Obama administration got on it right away and Michelle started a hashtag. I'm surprised there hasn't been more attacks in Britain or the US from radicalised Muslim youths who are UK and US citizens. Maybe they don't want their mammys to know.

Khaled Sharrouf from Sydney ..... Australia, doesn't give a fuck who knows. He posted a picture on Twitter of his seven year-old son holding the head of a Syrian soldier and said, "That's my boy." Then again it's nice that a father and son can do things together, my Da didn't let me near any of the severed heads we had at home ... aye, I have daddy issues.

The 400 who are fighting in Iraq or Syria probably burned their passports in some act of defiance so I doubt they'll be flying back any time soon. Jahadis are not too bright.

There has been a lot of talk from American Conservatives regarding the US/Mexico border. The border is a vast stretch of land and impossible to guard every inch of it. Much goes through private property and these ranchers have set up cameras to see who is going through their land.

   There are fences that just stop ... it's the idea of security that counts.

The ranchers found that lines of about 20 people at a time walked through their property, some with packages on their backs and guards with assault rifles, no doubt drug gangs. To avoid too much attention the drug cartels use young children to carry their drugs through because regular gang members tend to get gang tattoos which is really just a walking advertisement. Coyotes ... guides who are paid to take people across the border often leave them out there to die after taking their money. 

While walking at night they'll point to a radio tower with it's light at the top and tell them, "Right Houston is 20 minutes that way" and they leave. In reality these people could be 200 miles from anywhere, stuck out in the desert. Ranchers often find people on their door step and carry extra water in case they stumble upon any lost souls.  

There are civilian militias who run around with guns playing at being patriots but they soon get bored with all the sitting about in the heat. If they ever happened across a drug cartel they'd pee themselves.

The US/Mexican border is in no way secure and never will be, it's yet another issue to beat Obama with as he has done nothing about it. Like he cares, he is in his second term and is just coasting along.

A documentary maker dressed like Osama Bin laden and crossed a small shallow river to show just how easy it was to do it with no border guards in sight, he could have used a metal bridge on up a little if he didn't want to get his feet wet.

"Finally I'm in America, now for part one of my plan ... Find a Hooters and order a bacon burger and a beer, I'm parched and most hungry and American boobies please my little camel."

I don't think Osama could have done this as I remember putting two in his chest and one in his head as if it was yesterday. On the Statue of liberty it says, "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." Now it should say, "Fuck off we're full up, unless you have money and are white."

Sitting On The Offence

I saw this 1 shot 2 kills t-shirt on a facebook post that was anti-Israel. This shirt is old news as that story broke in 2009, but put a picture of a dead baby beside it and hey it's relevant cos antisemitism is the new hate.
The shirt on the right says, "The smaller the target the harder to hit"  and has what we'd assume to be a Palestinian boy in the sights of a rifle. These are offensive! Israel condemned the 1 shot 2 kills shirt when the story happened, just some lugheads in the IDF who probably don't like Arabs, they were not official and did not speak for Israel.

You get that type in every military around the world and in every walk of civilian life, glued to their Fox news and complaining about immigrants. I think the medical term for these people of profound mental retardation is Fuckwit .

Those two shirts did however have the pregnant woman and the young boy holding a weapon which marks them as enemy combatants so fire away, they would shoot you given the chance. The Congo is famous for child soldiers, many do indeed grow up to become adult soldiers. Weemen can be soldiers, if they like having sex they may get pregnant. Not the unborn child's fault that it's mother is a Fuckwit, just one of the many innocent lives lost to war.

Being a fuckwit is pretty common these days, maybe it's a trend like those low riders jeans were. They didn't look good on anyone but everyone wore and still wears them ..... except Old Knudsen, my waist band comes up to an inch below my useless man nipples, it used to be 8 inches but gravity changed that.

Wearing an offensive t-shirt is very telling. A t-shirt with Iron man on it means you like Iron man, the character, the movies, the comics and possibility have a crush on Robert Downey Jr but who doesn't? it's the big brown puppy dog eyes, but a t-shirt with I heart Hamas doesn't mean you like Hamas, it means yer a terrorist supporting cock sucking child bombing sky fairy believing coward of an ass wipe, yes, it says all that about you.

Still, most just say yer a Fuckwit.  How you like Romney and Ryan now you white trash racist loser?Just wait till Hilary gets in and you can be a misogynist too.

I'm all for expressing yerself with a hilarious shirt or interesting picture that you may have just liked but sometimes there is just going too far. This cunt with the 9/11 shirt needs some real and sudden violence in his life to enjoy the 9/11 experience a little more, such as in me punching the head off him, don't worry, to show you it isn't a racist thing I'd make sure to do it while wearing blackface.
 

The award for fucking up the 21st century goes to Osama Bin Laden, killing him once wasn't enough punishment for 9/11 and two terms of that Bush idiot who really fucked things up even more.

So I was pretty pleased when the CIA turned him into a zombie and allowed people fire a few shots into him for their emotional closure. The head was not allowed as a target, soon that was all that was left of poor Osama. I think it's still in a box in the Area 51 secret base in Nevada, they feed it bacon and force it to listen to Gareth Brooks, right bastards huh.

Is it any wonder that everyone in the world is so angry or attempting to not be? I do envy the people who can watch and get excited by soaps and the various reality shows without feeling dumbed doon and dirty afterwards. They seem happy with their lack of opinions and general knowledge.  The know that they like or dislike things but can't articulate why. It's usually cos they heard someone else doing it.

Old Knudsen is offended by stupidity more than almost anything else. Shirts designed to evoke an angry or upsetting reaction, not taking the bait. However, posting pictures of the dead to stir up support, when did we get so disrespectful and blasé of the dead that we post it on social media, especially dead women and children?  
  
If it was members of yer family would you post the pics? 

 

Sand Boy Makes It Big

2009 yer in a US detention camp getting water boarded and beaten when you think how will I ever get a job after this? people won't want to hire an ex-con.
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi probably thought this during his release in 2009. He said goodbye to the reservists who were guarding him and as a testament on how close he got to his captives he said, "I’ll see you guys in New York," wow, talk about winning the hearts and minds of the people.

Major Tard who was head of the detention camp said, "Our catch and release system means that we teach former terrorists to respect the west by torture and the desecration of all they hold dear, they love it and we can sleep at night knowing that the mission has been accomplished."

I don't know if he ever got to travel to New York to see his friends but if they saw him today they would no doubt feel very proud.
Going from an ex-con with nothing, Baghdadi saw a niche and filled it and became CEO of a growing concern named ISIS.
I wonder if troops think back and say, 'just to think I had this guy handcuffed to a bed with my gun at his head, I am so glad I didn't shoot him by mistake.' 

ISIS be all that you can be. 

ISIS became popular quickly mostly due to it's well targeted infomercials. Their training program is better than other groups who promise Jihad and ISIS are very well funded so expect high a level of equipment and product to meet the demands of the ever growing market place.

Baghdadi recently released a video of the 1,400 Iraqi soldiers they executed to show the world that even though the competition is fierce, ISIS is determined to be number one. First we had CIA trained Osama Bin Laden who went on to become head of Al-Qaeda and now this. The American dream is alive and well in the Middle east. Unlike the west, these guys want to win, we have a lot to learn.

Lets hope the 5 prisoners recently released from Gitmo can make just as big of a name for themselves as Baghdadi has.    



 

There Is No Vaccine For Stupid

Some know Old Knudsen as a lover, poet, and a bringer of truth and wisdom, others know him as a defender of the weak or vulnerable but mostly the world knows him as someone who can't remember his moral stance from day to day and so can be employed to do great evil in the name of boredom and whatever.  

Since the CIA have cum out and said how their fake vaccination program has cum to an end, Old Knudsen feels that he can now talk about his work ..... besides since they have started using the Royal bank of Scotland to pay their British operatives I've had nothing but trouble with me pay so fuck em.

I'm still owed overtime from 2011 while working as a doctor in Pakistan giving out hepatitis B vaccinations while looking for Bin Laden, the search would have been a lot quicker except for a typo that had me looking for Ben Laden.

We do lots of work all over the world, did you catch the latest outbreak of Ebola in Sierra Leone? well the skill is to start it in Guinea all the while knowing where it will spread to and then you get yer target without ever going after them.  Don't worry that cuntry is full of collateral damage, just look at the #bringourgirlsback hype, what about all of those who went before them? Boko Harem have been killing and abducting in the Borno area since 2010 and no one cared.

The Saudis think they can buy their way out of everything and play all sides, enjoy yer  MERS . It gives the CDC something to do.

  Dat ass needs a cock implant stat!

With other more subtle assignments you can find yerself putting in nano bots for what ever reasons that are about me pay grade or you might be putting in trackers, or as the conspiracy nuts call them 'alien implants' aye blame the aliens.

 So let me get this straight, you want it in the ass .... no take backs. 

It's great when the pubic cum and insist that you vaccinate them. The flu virus may evolve constantly but yeah, this will help you, oh yer a government contractor with a communications company ... how interesting.

The CIA are telling the world that they no longer do fake vaccinations because you have fanatics deciding that healthcare workers in the third world are legitimate targets. I think it was the sunglasses and black SUV's that gave us away.

Cases of polio in Pakistan had dropped to single digits last year but this year there has been 62 reported cases because the Tallyban have banned vaccinations..... think about that you anti-vaccine nut jobs with yer chicken pox parties, yer as bad as the Tallyban.  Since 2012, 60 polio workers and security personnel have been killed in Pakistan, not surprising as they stone a woman from their own family to death in front of a court house in plain daylight, not much law or morals going on there.

Old Knudsen does still keep his hand in with the medical side of things .... sometimes his fingers too.
The CIA may not be paying him but the humanitarian in him runs a fertility clinic that has a 96% success rate and of course he does his rounds at various hospitals, never the same department twice.

    

Osama Tells All

My CIA chums in the Killamory secret torture prison have decided this is a real image of Bin Laden, it seems he is getting prompts from some raghead on the side. They can not tell who it is as he is heavily disguised.



Osama Bin Predicting, in a bid to become a part of the media Osama has released yet another tape but this time its predictions for 2008 as he has studied the mystical arts of future peering while sitting in his cave fondling his goats.

1) The slackers of Iraq will join up and defeat America, I SAID JOIN UP HOW MANY HINTS DO YOU WANT?

2) This year the west will be defeated and converted to Islam either voluntarily or by the sword, either way its a great religion of peace and love and not as bad as Scientology.

3) Lohan will go back into rehab and not finish the course.

4) Celebrities will still not practice safe sex and yet more will be pregnant.

5) George Bush will feel the power of Allah against him, in the showers.

6) I will star in a reality show.

7) Global Warming will be a major issue this year.

8) There will be many deaths in the middle east.

9) Indonesia will get some terrible natural disasters.

10) Hugh Laurie will quit as House and the world shall mourn.

11) I will remember to dye my beard next time I release a tape.

12) Old Knudsen will die but will still manage to post more than everyone else.

13) Manuel will start up more blogs.

14) The Disney Channel will find a virgin among their stars.

15) Twenty Major will not win the Irish Blog Awards, it will be won by a Kenyan.

16) I will be found by the American infidels, only kidding just my little joke as if that would happen.

17) Gordon Brown will turn out to be likable and not lose any more personal data from the public ................ again with the jokes.


18) One of Old Knudsen's commenters shall betray him to the bloody Romans.

19) The new Star Trek movie will actually be good.

20) Ted Kennedy's memoirs will be a #1 best seller and will have less facts and truth in it than a Dan Brown book.

The fog is getting thicker, no really living up here on the Pakistan border can be quite foggy but at least its safe. Remember my predictions for when they come true I shall say "Allah told you so."





Latest OBB News Up-Dates

Osama Has Released Another Tape

The CIA have released details about another Osama Bin Laden tape.
In the tape he calls for the west to surrender, yadda yadda yadda oh and it looks as if he has done his cave up.
He ended the message with an "O" face and a money shot mumbling thank you Viagra, thank you Muhammad .

The CIA believe he has named his small limp penis Muhammad which is a popular name in the Muslim world.

I recently signed on to something with Yahoo and was asked if my Blog contained porn, well I think thats a matter of perspective as to what porn is, yeah so I answered no.

This Old Infidel Hoose

More details of the Osama Bin Laden video tape have been released. To prove to the world that hes still alive and the tape is a recent one Bin Laden mentioned the hoose mortgaging problems going on in the US.
Bin Laden had his own TV show on Aljazeera called 'flip this infidel hoose' in which he would renovate hooses in major cities around the world that were close to military installations and after the reconnaissance sell them at a profit, my favourite part of it was the surprise secret tunnels and that episode in which the S.W.A.T. team led by Robert Urich shot the producer dead. Osama also had a chuckle at Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehoose who he said were dirty infidel hoors who must be beheaded immediately, then he said Allah was love peace out.


God's representative on earth the Reverend Doctor Ian Tiberius Paisley, the first First minister of Northern Ireland has announced that for fear of a conflict of interest in his roles he will step doon as the moderator of the Free Presbyterian church. His duties were to break up fights and to close the bar at 11pm, and if you got too drunk he always made sure you got to yer car safely.
The Free Presbyterians will miss his moderations and voice of reason in this chaotic world where sin is in the hearts of every man woman and child and they shall all burn in a fiery pit of damnation unless they are Free Presbyterians of course.


When asked to comment Gerrie Antoinette said, "let the dirty Prods eat cake as long as its Fenian cake made by unwashed Fenian hands as is our way."

My niece started her new school this week, things went well and the teachers have been offering extra tuition if she needs it a very accommodating bunch of people.

Osama Makes A Cumback.

Osama bin hiding is making a comeback. He released a tape of his greatest hits and his new rant 'I will so fuck the west up.' Osama is looking older but his grey beard has now mysteriously turned jet black, could this be the new vital looking Osama for a younger audience of Al Qaeda fighters? 14 year old boys are a common occurrence as snipers in Iraq and Afghanistan.

There has been news that Osama underwent a few nips and tucks and had the name of a former goat lover removed from his arm but those rumours have not been verified by his CIA handler as of yet.

Osama said that two things will happen, either Al Qaeda will escalate its destructive efforts or the west will convert to Islam. Can you really see big fat Americans bowing to Mecca five times a day? or can you see the British chav giving up bacon sarnies? for fucks sake Osama yer one dumb skinny tall left handed cunt and no mistake, I've had shites with more IQ.

Osama has mostly played on his glory days when he let others go die for Allah while he bravely hid in a cave masturbating to Saddam in his gunties.

Saddam put the 'dick' into dicktater.

Now hes back with a vengeance or for some more vengeance and this time he has help. The hot but fickle Obama Gurl who has now decided to vote for Hilary has become the Osama Gurl. The YouTube has gone over well with thousands of hits a day where she frolics half naked in a cave with an embarrassed Bin Laden before her head is cut off. I won't post this YouTube as only weak bloggers post YouTubes and you know they only post them when they run out of fucking memes.

Such poor taste in men I wonder what her relationship with her father was like that she must glom onto older men with a higher purpose who will care nothing for her. Ah fuck it I swore I wasn't going to cry.