Ian Paisley Used His Words To Kill

Paisley walking away from the burning wreck known as Northern Ireland.

Sir James Galway the renowned classical flautist originally from Belfast but now lives the life in Switzerland returned to Northern Ireland for a concert and to tells us what our problem is. His werds about Loyalism and the late Rev Ian Paisley seem to have struck a few nerves and issues.  

"How many people do you think he was responsible for killing indirectly by planting the thoughts of violence and no surrender in the heads of people who had no more sense? I'm sure he was (responsible), because he wasn't exactly preaching 'let's all live together', was he?"

"I never admired Paisley, ever, because I think he was on paper a man of God but in reality I don't think he was. I mean, how could you justify setting one side against another?"

 

 He's quite good on the skin flute too.

Was Paisley even a minister of God? He called the Pope the anti-Christ, I'd call him a pedo enabling misogynist (any of them) but I don't think he even knew what an anti-Christ was. It's in the Bible somewhere, maybe ya should have read it ya bigoted cunt knocker. Doing a correspondence course from the open university of Nigeria doesn't make you a minister. Old Knudsen is a life minister because the Interwebs says so ... that shit is real unlike Paisley's dodgy credentials.  

Paisley called for action against everything Catholic, there have been UVF members who credit Paisley with encouraging them on the road to violence. Paisley was also very anti-ghey with the 'Save Ulster from Sodomy' campaign .... then he bent over, sold out and went into government with Sinn Fein. He licked the green shaft and swallowed the potato flavoured gravy.

Galway who was knighted in 2001 also complained about British rule in Northern Ireland and wants Ireland to be one .... Ok now he's talking shite. If Ireland was soo good then why is he living in richville Switerland rather than butt fuck Ireland? 

The Irish don't want us and can't afford us because we do nothing but drain resources. The British don't want us but they are stuck with us. Being a part of the UK is good for us so fuck away back to Switerland or Galway and hand back yer knighthood if Britain has been so bad for you.       

"Wouldn't you say it is immoral for one country to take over another country just because the other country is not so well armed?" he asked. "Wouldn't you think that was immoral? Well, let me put this to you - would you not think that 800 years ago what the British did was immoral and is still immoral?"

800 years ago? Firstly the Normans were invited to Ireland to help the ousted King of Leinster, you don't invite the devil to dinner and cry foul when he eats all the sides. 

The Normans or Anglo-Normans were a warlike people descended from Vikings, of course they are going to take over, it's what they did, they intermarried and built alliances and castles. Get the fuck over it Galway, all the true Irish fled north and over to Scotland because of the numerous other invasions from Gaul .... aye blame the British on everything. 

Blame St Patrick for killing the druids and turning the Celts into sandal wearing pussies. Keeping the heads of yer enemies is tradition for my people but oh no, St Patrick didn't like that .... so unhygienic this is what the Romans did blah blah garlic blah.  

Northern Ireland is no longer the British-occupied part of Ireland as Galway still thinks, it's moved on and passed the point of being occupied to being what it is .... Northern Ireland.

Centuries of people being born here without a southern Irish identity and almost 100 years of British rule, we aren't Ireland and we aren't Britain, we are fucking special window lickers who can't come up with an identity of their own without a riot.    

Paisley did lead to deaths indirectly with his words and his hate filled sermons, he even tried to rewrite history shortly before his death and was called on his bullshit then. I have no respect for him, he got his and fucked us all. Galway is 100% there. 

Northern Ireland can no longer be a part of Ireland, time for some realism here. Just like how Scarlett Johansson is no longer as hot as she was, no it isn't because she had a baby or has gotten older, it's because she has fucked Sean Penn .... there is no coming back from that, now she is just normal hot.  

Try shagging her without thinking, 'Sean Penn was all over this' it's fucking difficult, believe me. 

Northern Ireland has fucked Britain and has its name tattooed on its neck, no one wants us, even the Game of thrones people think Belfast is boring as fuck, you never hear the people on the TV show Vikings complaining about being stuck down south in 'real' Ireland. 

Galway lived here during the Troubles so he can talk about Paisley but he gave up the right to talk about a united Ireland when he took a knighthood and when he moved away, like all those Boston Irish pining for the homeland but they aren't dumb enough to move there.  

Top 'O' the mornin, now fuck aff before I deck ya.

 

 

 

A Tribute To Ian Paisley

It's been a difficult week, first Ian Paisley dying at the young age of 88 (which is code for heil Hitler and he died on the 12th... did the Illuminati kill him?) and now Pope Benedict carking it too. Ian Paisley's legacy has been bandied about in the press as they try to say nice things about him, the Firebrand brimstone minister! which means he was a radical Christian fundamentalist, like calling someone a Hellraiser when in reality he drunks too much, gets into fights and is a bit of a dick.

The self-appointed champion of the loyal Protestant unionists, he was there at the beginning trying to get bridges named after his Protestant hero Edward Carson instead of calling it Queen's bridge ... aye, way too Fenian or was it way too ghey?

In the 50's he formed the loyalist vigilante group Ulster Protestant Action and baited Catholics into riots by attacking peaceful demonstrations.

According to Martin McGuiness the IRA’s Army Council never made an attempt on Paisley's life because he was more valuable alive. Sure the IRA would have thrived but with Paisley and his anti-Catholic hate speech that denied durty Fenians basic human rights, their membership and support soared.

On the other side in 1984 the UFF tried to shoot Gerry Adams but Loyalists are crap at killing and out of 20 shots they hit him three times in the neck, arm and shoulder. Worse than the LAPD. An off duty NCO in the Ulster Defence Regiment and an off duty policeman arrested the three suspects.    

 His favourite road sign was 'No entry' and he loved roundabouts.

Paisley fought a campaign against the legalising of homosexuality with his catchy "Save Ulster from sodomy!" slogan, it was made legal between consenting adults in 1982, we are ever so enlightened in Northern Ireland.

He was also not too fond of other things ..."Line dancing is as sinful as any other type of dancing, with its sexual gestures and touching. It is an incitement to lust" though his wife says that he was a fucking ninja between the sheets... it was as if he had something to prove.  

 Seen here rubbing bats together with his partner Martin McGuinness. 

Did Paisley protest too much about homosexuality? I mean he also said he'd never go into government with Sinn Féin "We are not going into government with Sinn Féin"  .... couldn't be any clearer and "I will never sit down with Gerry Adams... he'd sit with anyone. He'd sit down with the devil. In fact, Adams does sit down with the devil."

 Adams sitting with the devil.

Also "I am not going to sit down with bloodthirsty monsters who have been killing and terrifying my people" So yeah, Paisley probably got a little action on the doon low if you know what I mean .

Holding a big, hard hammer. 

In his last year of life Paisley tried to tell everyone that he was for peace all along and that Catholics were wronged and discriminated against..... um yeah, by you! His recollection grew a bit dodgy when anyone brought up him saying things like "They breed like rabbits and multiply like vermin" when talking about Catholics during a rally in 1969 .... I don't recall saying that. 

Tony Blair and Gerry Adams also have selective memories, it's like political alzheimer's . No one believed the shite that Paisley came out with at the end since this was the man to whom many UVF members devoted their lives to, and were driven to the murder of Catholics in the car of his speeches. 

Get it? driven to ..... ach never mind. 

Just like Adams who has also been called a peacemaker, half the trouble and problems would not have been there for these men to solve if they hadn't have created them. One thing you can say is that they do both get out of the way very quickly when the trouble starts.

So big Ian, for the trouble you've caused Northern Ireland which as been just as bad as what the IRA have done and the hatred you've incited I hope yer afterlife is one that you deserve. 

 

Let The Rich Be In Charge

I have nothing against poor people, some of my favourite jokes are about them. 

Tom Perkins (who is rich) said that wealthy people should get more votes than others because they pay more in taxes.  I think he is forgetting how percentages work.

This has already been done to disastrous effect. 

In Northern Ireland we had property owners who had a vote for each property they owned, oddly enough the majority of them were wealthy and Protestant. Up to 7 votes in some cases because they paid more in rates on each property.
Poor Catholics and even Protestants didn't have a vote if they didn't pay property rates.

So Mr Perkins you must want America to be like Northern Ireland of the 50's and 60's? Having more money does not make you the elite fuck face. 

The Troubles in Northern Ireland hadn't started when this is going on though in 1966 the UVF had begun killing Catholics and were made an illegal organization. Sooo illegal you can still see their flags on every lamp post today and you can even vote for their recommended politicians and buy drugs from them. Being made illegal seems to have been good for business.  Like banning a Frankie goes to Hollywood song.

Why is this not a funny post Old Knudsen? .... fuck up, I'll be funny when you start being funny or when you start paying me. 

The uptight cunts of Northern Ireland can't be humorous or look at naked people without tutting and we certainly can't say civil war .... The Troubles Conflict indeed.  I've been told that my issues have issues but seriously, I'm enlightened like fucking Buddha compared to my fellow bitter ball.

When the 1967 civils rights movement started here, to remind you, it wasn't for a united Ireland, it was non-sectarian and a non violent movement that said, "We are British subjects and we demand British rights."  No Brits out shit.

It was for things like:

17.3% unemployment for Taigy males and just 6.6% for their Hun counterparts. Educational centres being built in more Protestant friendly towns such as Coleraine rather than DerryLondonDerry which is now the rape city of culture. Foreign investors told to ignore the west to set up their businesses on the more Unionist east coast.

Don't believe any thing the Reverend Alien Paisley says like how he supported the civil rights cause, in 1959 he set up the Ulster Protestant Action which was a Loyalist vigilante group to make sure that Protestants got the jobs.

The Labour government in England was pro Unionist and sent in the police with their batons to smack open a few heads cos civil rights .... isn't that what Negroes go on about in the U.S. ?  must be an IRA front to infiltrate the trade unions , fifth columnists you know.

Many of the Northern Ireland police (RUC) were used off duty to attack any civil rights protests, bombs were set off by Loyalists in an attempt to blame the IRA and of course all of this only went towards strengthening the IRA murdering cunts as it became more like an ANC violent conflict than a MLK and Gandhi type protest.

To compare what happened, Al-Qaeda only became a force to be reckoned with when Iraq was invaded and nutters flocked to kill the infidels.  Old Knudsen has always said that Iraq and Afghanistan were very much like the Troubles, but the Troubles on speed.  
Why am I not posting funny shit? mostly to do with stupid people who don't know or understand their history. Besides, I'll post what the fuck I want on my blog.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to be mocked by Old Knudsen when they think they are being original.

Paisley Goes Postal

In a parallel universe, disgruntled employee the Right Reverend and Right Dis-Honourable Ian Paisley returned to his place of employment at the Parliament buildings commonly known as Sternmouth and exacted his bloody revenge for how he perceived that he was treated and forced to retire by First Overlord Peter Robinson and his henchmen including Nigel 'smiler' Dodds.

Six people were killed and 12 injured before Lord Baneside took his own life after yelling, 'Hallelujah.'  

 First Overlord Peter Robinson

Paisley who is famous for his sectarian and anti-sodomy stance entered the Parliament buildings at around 10am on Tuesday morning knowing that everyone would be on their second tea break. A long black coat concealed a large number of handguns collected over a lifetime of collusion with the security farces. First Overlord Peter Robinson was gunned doon as he pleaded for his life as Paisley's maniacal laughter filled the break room.

Deputy Junior Underlord Martin McGuinness described what he saw:

"It was horrible, we were on one side of the break room refusing to dunk our Jaffa cakes into our tea when we heard gunfire from a 9mm Beretta, don't ask me how I know that. The door to the break room was gently opened and in walked Ian laughing like a mad man. 

The bullets ripped through the tables that Dodds and Donaldson were hiding under and Peter begged to be spared but to no avail. 
Ian looked at me with those cold grey steel eyes and I thought I was next but he just tipped me the nod and winked as he left the room.  I could hear more shooting and screaming coming from the great hall and then silence."

Sinn Fein has since contacted victim's rights activist Willie Frazer to represent them in their claim for compensation for being emotionally scarred from witnessing the events. They have to prove who exactly was there as they allegedly say that all the members of Sinn Fein and some family friends were in the break room at the time.

While Northern Ireland mourns the loss of such valuable members of society, Edwin Poots the former Minister of Paramilitary training and recruitment was sworn in at First Overlord at a secure location in Ballymena.

Lady Baneside was quoted as saying, "They got what was coming to them. Ian had secured a legacy for his children of being in charge of the church and politics of Northern Ireland but they ..... took it away."  

Meanwhile in Argentina another figure who rose to power through the Cult of personality, Adolf Hitler has announced the publishing of his latest book to coincide with his 126th birthday this year.

Hitler the former leader of Germany and popular game show host is being kept alive by having his organs regularly replaced with those from young runaways.

His latest book suggests he was in support of the Jews and it was the aggressive bullying of the Allied powers that led to the death of millions.

Paisley has gone postal in the media and is trying to reinvent himself  as a kinder figure who never forced clergyman David Armstrong out of his parish for being friendly to his Catholic counterpart during a Christmas service.

Who never launched the campaign "Save Ulster from Sodomy" that fought the decriminalization of homosexuality 

Who never said that the Roman Catholic church has deviated from true Christianity ..... whatever he thinks that is.

Who never shouted at Pope John Paul II "I denounce you as the Antichrist." He was wrong it seems.

Who never blocked roads during civil rights marches, never set up several paramilitary groups, never made excuses for Loyalist terrorists and never encouraged people he knew not to attend the church he preached at after he left it.

He is attempting to destroy those from his party who didn't want an old man falling asleep during meetings to be their leader anymore. Gerry Adams was too powerful a name to have in the north and that is what happens when you play the Cult of personality game. You might as well go in with a few guns mate, it's more honest ya big mouthed shite.
     

        

Good-Bye Big Ian Hello Drink

Everyone knows that gods representative on earth The most reverend and lovely Ian (alien) Paisley is retiring as Northern Ireland's First minister.

As well as running the Northern Ireland government with terrorists (Sinn Fein) he has also suggested that St Patrick's day should be made a public holiday in Northern Ireland.

The Free Presbyterian minister preaches about St Patrick every St Paddy's day just before he eats his traditional corned beef and cabbage along with potatoes which we all know is the stable diet of Bog trotters all over Ireland, some very Irish families (the types who win Irish blog awards and speak gheylick) eat it three times a day along with a pint of Guinness.

After Paisley's sermon he takes a shit on a picture of the Pope, gets drunk and does silly things.

Before I was barred from The Free Presbyterian church I heard one of Big Ian's sermons about St Patrick.

Ian's Sermon:

St Patrick lived in Roman Britain and at the age of sixteen was captured by Irish terrorists who I DENOUNCE AS FILTHY SODOMITES! and taken as a sex slave to Ireland.

He was forced to farm pigs up a hill before he escaped and traveled 200 miles to a port back to the mainland. I'm not saying these are SHAMEFUL FENIAN LIES! because most ports would be 50 miles east or west, maybe he went the long way SODOMISING CHILDREN! as he went.

Patrick returned to Ireland and began converting the terrorist pagans with his PAPAL LIES AND DECEITS AS GUIDED BY THE ANTICHRIST IN ROME! thus creating the sinful Catholic faith in Ireland.

Today it is our duty to forget the evil as perpetrated by those FILTHY IRISH SODOMITES! who disrespect the Queen by their very existence and move on as taught by our lord Jesus Christ even if they play their diddly eye music and line dance WITH ITS SEXUAL GESTURES AND TOUCHING AND ITS INCITEMENT TO LUST! because we Protestants are better than that and have love and compassion and are able to accept all the lords lesser creatures.

So today let them have their day and even share in it but remember that we won the war and ULSTER STILL SAYS NO! and if Ulster ever joins with the Republic of Ireland and accepts their Celtic tiger and poor health system and 3rd world values it WON'T BE IN MY LIFETIME! Now lets lift our voices in praise of the Lord and turn to page 32 in your booklets and sing 'love divine so great and wonderous .'

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Bin Laden had his own TV show on Aljazeera called 'flip this infidel hoose' in which he would renovate hooses in major cities around the world that were close to military installations and after the reconnaissance sell them at a profit, my favourite part of it was the surprise secret tunnels and that episode in which the S.W.A.T. team led by Robert Urich shot the producer dead. Osama also had a chuckle at Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehoose who he said were dirty infidel hoors who must be beheaded immediately, then he said Allah was love peace out.


God's representative on earth the Reverend Doctor Ian Tiberius Paisley, the first First minister of Northern Ireland has announced that for fear of a conflict of interest in his roles he will step doon as the moderator of the Free Presbyterian church. His duties were to break up fights and to close the bar at 11pm, and if you got too drunk he always made sure you got to yer car safely.
The Free Presbyterians will miss his moderations and voice of reason in this chaotic world where sin is in the hearts of every man woman and child and they shall all burn in a fiery pit of damnation unless they are Free Presbyterians of course.


When asked to comment Gerrie Antoinette said, "let the dirty Prods eat cake as long as its Fenian cake made by unwashed Fenian hands as is our way."

My niece started her new school this week, things went well and the teachers have been offering extra tuition if she needs it a very accommodating bunch of people.

The Power Struggle Continues

DUP leader Ian Paisley and Tea Boy Bertie Ahern fight over a loaded musket from paisley's Battle of the Boyne days, one of these brave political warriors will die, tune in next week.

Sharing Is Good.

Tony: "Did you hear the one about the IRA man who burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe when he tried to blown up a car? sorry Martin was that you?"

DUP leader Ian Paisley and Sinn Fein's Martin McGuinness took office as first and deputy first ministers for a protestant and Catholic power sharing government thus ending direct rule from London.

Tony Blair the British Prime Minister and some paddy named Bertie Ahern stood by incase the two started throwing punches.

Well about fucking time, now we can get doon to the important business of building bonfires for the 12th July celebration commemorating when good King Billy beat the evil catholic army of King James in 1690.

I'll be there this year selling half bricks and packets of gravel to throw at the police, I just love tradition.