You Didn't Win Anything

I saw this clip of a comic going on about his fellow Americans saying to us Europeans, "if it wasn't for us you'd be speaking German" I for one am grateful as it is a horrible and scary language. German lullaby's have often been mistaken for warrior songs you sing at opponents to strike fear into them.

I don't know what you said but it sounded long and scary. 

The comic was making the point that those who say it weren't on the beaches of Normandy fighting the Japs like Old Knudsen was, they weren't liberating France from the evil robot overlords and if they were Old Knudsen didn't see them there. 

You didn't stand shoulder to shoulder with Kahless at the battle of Qam-Chee. You probably think Stamford Bridge is a soccer stadium for Chelsea rather than a battle we fought against the vikings in 1066 which is some time before noon I think, anyways Old Knudsen missed out on his lunch that day, too busy killing and yer fucken welcome for yer freedoms.   

The people that boast about winning wars and battles are often people that have never served their cuntry and hate any form of exercise. 

Donald Trump never served, he went to a military school and got out of serving because he allegedly had corns on his feet or some such nonsense though it didn't stop him from being a talented sports player. You don't need to be healthy to die for yer cuntry. He has said that he felt like he had served even though he has never been a target in a uniform but hey he has medals for neatness. 

He said that Senator John McCain was a loser because he is only famous and got elected because he was captured and tortured in Nam. If he had been better at his job he wouldn't have been shot down and captured. 

So all those who died in war are losers according to Trump. You died fighting Hitler, you should have been better you loser. 

John McCain is a loser for other reasons than his military service, he isn't a war hero any more than Chris Kyle was, they had a job to do and they did it. They didn't die while serving and that is a good thing but just bad luck and unfortunate for those that didn't make it back or not come back completely. 

The loser is the person that dodged serving while others couldn't, be they a politician, musician or boxer. Muhammad Ali's first reaction at being drafted was a selfish 'why me?' before he decided he had nothing against gooks and was being singled out.

I am reminded of other losers. Those who like to dress up in pseudo military costumes and march (in an nonmilitary fashion) to celebrate the battle of the Boyne in 1690. Get those fucken arms straight and shoulder high, what are you, Americans?

      

These soft and out of shape civilians who love their cuntry so much they wear the flag as a poncho didn't love it enough to enlist. Martin McGuinness the deputy first minister of Northern Ireland wondered where all these tough guys were during the Troubles. McGuinness as we know was trying to kill Old Knudsen, his comrades and any civvies that got in the way during this time but at least he was doing something .... er no, I mean fuck him the terrorist scum bag.    

The battle of the Boyne in 1690 was a deciding battle for the throne of England but has been reduced to a Protestant against Catholic thing for the simple minded sectarian pleb. King William of Orange wasn't a great defender of the Protestant faith, he just wanted the fucken throne, he was bloody foreigner that some wanted to back because they didn't like the Catholic king James, it was a coup. His uncle James had a more direct right to the throne. 

The church didn't like King James and his pro-French, pro-Catholic ways. The fucker wanted religious liberty for Catholics and Protestants but the Church of England saw that as a threat to good old traditional values. 

The same shit today as those traditional values usually mean oppressing someone and returning to a time when old white men ruled the earth. Traditional values is shorthand for racist and bigoted ideals that don't have the guts to say what they actually are. 

See the GOP, DUP, the Tea party nutters, Britain First, the Tories, KKK, Orange Order and Ukip for fine examples of those who want Traditional values.

    Just being a good Christian.  

In Northern Ireland right now these alleged Christians (who don't go to church) are getting ready to stir up some shit as they do every year. They build massive bonfires and burn anything Irish, Catholic or just things that they perceive as being that. 

Not too much thought goes into it. When they burn the Irish flag they don't know or care that the orange part of it represents Protestants. 

Like when France wouldn't invade Iraq the Americans poured out French wine and called French fries Freedom fries (now they be like Je Suis Charlie an shit) that is how the Loyalists get on. What if every Cinco de Mayo the Mexicans shoved it in the face of the French that they lost a battle, of course they don't because Cinco de Mayo and the 4th July celebrations are excuses to celebrate and eat. On St Paddie's day no one cares if yer a Prod, just have a fucken drink to be sure. 

The 11th July starts the bitter fest for the battle of the Boyne. None of those cheering and shouting yeeooohhh!!!! fought there but by the way they get on you'd think they had. The Protestant forces had 13 thousand more soldiers that were well trained and equipped unlike the Jacobites with their farm tools. 

I hope that when the present day heroes go to rub it in the faces of Catholics that a Dutch Protestant won in 1690 so fuck yous, they are reminded that they themselves had fuck all to do with it. Maybe their ancestors fought on the Jacobite side, I bet they don't even know.

Quit getting on like yer team just won the world cup, it was hundreds of years ago for fucks sake and white people fighting white people, what the fuck is that about? 

    

End Internment Now!

 

Yesterday, 9th August was to be a quiet peaceful Sunday where foreign tourists wander Belfast city center aimlessly wondering why all the shops are closed and the locals drift into Belfast around 1pm when they open. 

The late opening of shops is to allow everyone time to get over their hangovers though some sad fuckers may take that time to go to church after they have milked the cows even though experts have proved that God died years ago but they still hold out hope.   

The God-less Nationalists who may live in a part of the United Kingdom but consider themselves Irish had other ideas. They had a march planned to celebrate the start of Internment. Yay for Internment!  Ah the good ol days when it was illegal to be ghey and blackface was funny.

For those not familiar with buttfuck Northern Ireland, Internment started in August 1971 when the Troubles were well under way. Because the British security forces had aligned themselves with the Protestant side, most of those interned were Catholic .... or the Nationalist side if you will. Internment was imprisonment without trial, many of those lifted weren't terrorists and many were tortured for information or just for fun. Of the 1,981 interned, 1,874 were Catholic and only 107 were Protestant.

Like the Bloody Sunday shooting, Internment boosted IRA recruitment, much like how the invasion of Iraq boosted Al-Qaeda recruitment.

  Republican fleggers are just as dumb as Loyalist fleggers, same mindset different colours. 

The march yesterday was told by the Parades Commission (a ruling body that all fleggers hate) to be out of the city center by 1.30pm. The parade organisers had declared they wouldn't and only started out on the march well after 2pm .... so they were intending on causing trouble and to fuck over the city center traders. 

The police had other ideas and had to prevent the Nationalists from getting into the city centre while at the same time keeping an eye on Loyalist protesters who I guess support Internment or were just there to cause trouble. 2 years ago the Loyalists tore up the city centre injuring over 50 police officers.

When I next travel in time I'm telling my younger self to invest in jog pants and track suits. 

The march ended and the rabid Republican fanatics who just previously gave their anti-British speeches asked for everyone to end the march in a dignified manner .... in sweat pants and sports shirts. 

That is really code for get yer bricks and petrol bombs ready. The Orange Order do that too. They say, "our parade was peaceful, not our fault that we whipped up the trouble makers into a frenzy and they rioted after the march is over, their actions after our parade are not our responsibility." 

Jimmy Savile and the spides of DerryLondonDerryDerryDerry all prefer track suits, it isn't a sign that you have no self respect it's handy for running and for pulling doon for a spot of rape. Elasticated waists mean you don't have to worry about dieting either. 

Bricks and petrol bombs were thrown at police (who doesn't always have petrol bombs handy?) 9 officers or targets as we call them were injured. The water cannons were used but since Sunday is bath night it all worked out well. 

Old Knudsen has mis-judged the intellect of the Republican side. To win their way to a united Ireland that doesn't include shooting and blowing up people all they had to do was let Loyalists be Loyalists. Loyalists are their own worse enemy and stupid as fuck. If Republicans get on like Loyalist fleggers they'll get fuck all except arrested. I thought that while Republicans are slimy as shit they at least valued education more and knew how to work the system but they too have their out of control mob.

  Republican honey's at a recent funeral ... I don't fancy yers much .... or mine.  

The recent funeral of the mother of a hunger striker was a dumb as fuck move. She squeezed out a bloke that starved himself to death and idiots dressed up as dorks and badly marched down the road to show her respect, moobs and bellies everywhere. The whole military look only werks if you exercise and werk out.

Anyone who bombs and shoots their own people to achieve a united Ireland (and failed) are terrorists, no not freedom fighters, they are twatty looking, terrorist, criminal scum who lost the plot years ago. Loyalist paramilitaries are wanna be terrorists but are really just drug dealing hoods.

Old Knudsen choose the army and for yer information he rarely showed bias and barely tortured anyone, he walked the walk unlike all the terrorist cunts. He doesn't think that all Catholics are in the IRA or that all Muslims are in ISIS so don't go thinking that all soldiers during the Troubles were cunts. Old Knudsen would gladly shoot to kill a Fenian, Hun or other cocksucker, he doesn't discriminate.    

Internment stopped decades ago stoopid, there was no need for a march or a riot yesterday, just have a fucking hashtag you morons. What's next an anti-apartheid march? Yeah free Nelson Mandela ya wankers. Maybe a march to mark the start of Danelaw in the 11th century. An anti-slavery march, end slavery now! Move on dot com.

Sinn Fein are in government now for fucks sake, yer closer to a *united Ireland* than you ever were so dry yer fucking eyes and wise the fuck up.      

 

*Terms and conditions may apply since Ireland wants us as much as Britain does which is not at all.* 

Why Loyalism Will Be Destroyed

As expected there was trouble in Belfast this 12th July marching season. Whenever the Loyalist bands get told they can't march past Catholic homes yelling their insults and playing their tunes about killing Fenians or about the Irish famine they get angry and riot. Drinking all day in the sun doesn't help matters either.

The bands were also told they were not allowed to play sectarian music while walking past Catholic chapels, they have done this for numerous years and even go out of their way to do it. Of course some bands test the law and do as they please like they did this year ..... what a sucky attitude. 

She got lucky and her injuries are non life threatening. 

There was a riot and a girl was run over by an Orangeman who drove into the crowd. The story is that he panicked but we'll see. Why was he there in his car anyway?

Police and photographers have been injured by Loyalists throwing bottles and metal bolts and one PSNI officer was bitten on the hand and needed 12 stitches, no dog was mentioned so I'm assuming it was a rabid flegger. An Inspector also suffered from a severed ear.

Billy Hutchinson is a paramilitary pretending to be a politician. 

Old Knudsen has had his fair share of bonfires and parades, it's stupid and boring. I've been making supporters and enemies online by putting out opinions that need to be out there. The Loyalists online automatically class me as a Fenian, little do they know I'm a Unionist who has served Queen and cuntry .... unlike the majority of them. They don't make me angry because I'm all ready angry so comments about me sucking on my momma's nipples just wash over me.

I compliment the person on their insult that was cutting edge more than 10 years ago and mention how my dead mother was cremated so her nipples are not much good now. 

The Loyalists try to justify their actions by blaming everyone except themselves. An Orangeman drove his car into a crowd of Catholic residents, hitting 3 and driving on top of a young girl and yet that is the fault of the police.

If they say that there wouldn't be trouble if they had let them march then you could say that there wouldn't be trouble if they weren't total dicks or if there weren't any parades. The lack of cognitive complexity is astounding.

Loyalism is a dirty word and Loyalist now means and ignorant, poorly educated drunken lout. They may define themselves with flags and sectarian hatred but they are also defined by their actions and words.

The Orange Order and all their Loyalist minions do their cause more harm every time they fail to obey the law or when they erect Nazi and Confederate flags along side their paramilitary flags. They will get more and more sanctions put onto their parades and they will push back and blindly lash out thus causing more harm.

People are smiling, can't be Prods.

The sham fight at Scarva where some Orange Order groups do a reenactment of a fake fight between King William of Orange and King James is the direction in which Loyalism must go. It isn't serious and it's a celebration rather than a sour faced parade, we need more of that.
It needs to be more American 4th July celebration than a gloating trouble making hate fest. No one burns the Union flag on the 4th July and everyone is made to feel welcome.

The Republicans or Nationalists .... whatever you want to call them can see what the Loyalists are doing and if they can refrain from rioting, burning Orange Order halls and from behaving like Loyalists then they will win the long game.

Loyalists will destroy themselves by their actions especially as the older more respectable ones die off leaving the younger hot heads to take charge. Politicians and the police need to see this and they need to quit sniping at each other and at the Parades Commission and join forces to work for the will of the people, not the angry mob and their tantrums.

Leaders today must start working on their legacy and make compromises or Loyalism will be that thing that criminals did every summer. The current behaviour is not acceptable.

         

Experts Say That Loyalists Must Be Brain Damaged

Experts from James University London, have released a study that suggests that 8 of of 10 Northern Ireland's Loyalists suffer from some form of brain damage.

Professor Irvine the head of the 4 year research into Loyalism said, " The lives of Loyalists are complex ones full of rejection and very much lacking in parental love, those parents may also be damaged people too."   

He continues, "There are many reasons for Loyalist retardation such as Fetal alcohol syndrome, being partially smothered by their parents which happens often, being dropped on their heads as babies and of course glue sniffing and alcohol abuse starting early in their teenage years."

These new findings may help authorities in dealing with Loyalists such as the ones at Chobham Street bonfire who refuse to reduce the size of the fire or the location of it causing 50 families to leave their homes for fear of catching fire on the 11th night. Police and Politicians have used their best manners and have said please and thank you but have gotten no where, the Loyalists won't even take money.  One Ulster Unionist councillor who wanted to look as if his own side respected what he had to say even offered to suck dick and that always works but not this time. 
 

 

Mel Gibson who was in Belfast to make Mad Max: The Golden Years took one look at all the Israeli flags up and automatically assigned blame on the Jews who run Hollywood, the Loyalists, Sinn Fein and are posing as ISIS and One Direction. Gibson then took a look at a police officer who was observing the bonfire (that's all they do) and said, "what are you looking at sugar tits?" the officer burst into tears and had to be put on leave to cope with the emotion abuse, police do not expect him to return to duty any time soon. 

Old Bitter Balls caught up with some of these Loyalist bonfire masterminds and asked for a comment, "The thug life chose us we didn't chose the thug life."

Some Loyalists just want to watch the werld burn. 

Loyalists Are Arson Around

If you laugh at the fact that a bonfire in the centre of Belfast .... aye the capital city in the 21st century was set on fire prematurely then you get called a Fenian or Republican, well Old Knudsen is laughing at yer fleggory misfortune.

Look at the effort it takes to make these things, the pallets that are begged borrowed and stolen from all over. Those blue pallets belong to a company that makes a loss every year but what are you to do when the police and the law are biased and toothless?

A big fuss was made because it was set on fire before the traditional 11th July night and it caused a disruption so the police were angry. If you set a giant bonfire on fire in the centre of Belfast it's arson, when you do it on the 11th July it's culture!

Loyalists have a long tradition of being arson loving drug dealing bullies, it's their culture and heritage, you can trust their Fenian counterparts just as much, both sides are criminals with unrealistic ideas who will stop at nothing to achieve them .... but the Loyalists are dumb as fuck and embarrassing in their self-entitled ways, the English never get on like that.

When the little Fleggers who spent weeks under the instruction of a paramilitary hood community worker, ditching school so they could pile a load of wood onto some pram wheels dragging it around the local businesses shouting, "hey mister, got any wood for the boney?" saw their work go up in flames did tears stream doon their snot covered faces as they asked, "Billy, why would somebody do this?" 
Here is yer answer you little shit, 'some men just want to watch the pallets burn.'  

 
 

Another Marching Season Of Joy

Baton twirler and UVF/Lemur butt monkey boy Jamie Bryson.

It's good to see Jamie Bryson applying himself to something that doesn't require giving an opinion. The wanna be politician who doesn't have any answers but at least knows what he doesn't like was out in his pseudo military band costume to march in celebration of the Pagan festival of Easter ... Gawd was not amused. 

Let me guess yon forever bag there contains the beer or bottle of beat the wife otherwise known as Bandsman courage.  

Look at the smile on that lanyard's face, bandsmen give dirty looks not grins. 

The Belfast Telegraph was keen to show all the fat miserable looking bandsmen and wee liddle Jamie enjoying getting his picture taken, nothing gives Jamie joy like having a camera pointed at him. It makes him feel all impotent like.

At this point Dr S. Knudsen concludes that Jamie was raised being told that he was never good enough and strove to seek the approval of others and was probably bullied ... or should have been. He needs lots of hugs and reassurances and to man the fuck up you little loser. 

Being too young for the Troubles and only being a child when the peace agreement was signed, sauntering about in a funky ass costume is all that he can do ... since he doesn't have the balls to join the actual military, just like all those other pseudo tough guys who prefer to have gangs and numbers on their side. 

Old Knudsen knows the type, on their own they'll act tough with their voices shrieking in excited fear and will walk off muttering about how you should watch yerself then after a few drinks for courage they enlist a few friends and return to threaten you more but if you aren't there and it's dark they may bravely vandalize something before running away .... it's the Northern Ireland way. No honor no guts and no police to stop them. (Northern Ireland police don't like confrontation)   

It does annoy Old Knudsen that they hi-jack the memory of brave men and women who actually went to war , they talked the talk then walked the walk, these cunts today only walk and mouth off. Old Knudsen served and went to war so he can say fuck all you pretend friends to soldiers, they only like dead soldiers anyways. Someone's memory to utilize as a moral high ground tool. 

Nothing says respect for the war dead like cake does.

The Easter parade went off without any trouble, the Parades commission was paying attention and would impose sanctions on the bands if they broke any of the rules laid out. However when the bands reached the point where the restrictions didn't apply they bravely played their sectarian tunes relating to the potato famine .... which is funny considering that their descendants no doubt suffered to some extant during that time and were 100% Irish since Northern Ireland was not British then, so they are pissing on their own family. Well done morons.      

Doesn't wee Jamie look so proud during 'his' parade? The Ulster Protestants say they don't like Americans because a few in Boston sent money to the IRA but try their hardest to be American and I don't just mean with their lame Hollister clothes and the American quotes, tunes and soundbites they use. MLK jr quotes on UVF murals, Sloop John B, These colours never run and Red river valley etc etc.

    American baton twirlers .... which are usually gurls.

I would have thought that Jamie would have played the skin flute but I'm sure he is good at baton twirling .... I'm sure he knows his way around a hard shaft of wood, I bet he handles the shaft with skill. I bet he polishes the end nicely before coming out er I mean going out. 

The useless ones in the band ... I'm sure it's a great honor. Some of those lads have fine child bearing hips.

Jamie can smell a camera at 40 paces, you can just sense his excitement as he tries to stand out as the best stick walker. Eyes front you little turd. I wonder if he suggested re-naming his band of mall cop looking twats to the Jamie Bryson appreciation boy band. 

Like I said they are so American. Attention hoors claiming that their people are the victim no matter what the scenario and blaming someone else. 'We are poorly educated because of whitey and slavery' .... 'We are poorly educated because of Sinn Fein/IRA who chip away at our culture.'   

After a few hundred years any reasons or issues should not have any influence on the events of today, c'mon people pull yer heads out of yer arse. This is as bad as saying that an imaginary sand savage 2000 years ago had a problem with gheys getting married.  Also yer education is free for fucks sake, only you are are preventing yerself from learning.

 The Catholics with their costumes and peace lily badges ... dumb da dumb da dumb!

Yet another Silly Season    Marching Season is upon us, the same old regurgitated crap every year. The Prods defiantly breaking the laws of Her Majesty the Queen ... in the name of Loyalism (I did say they were stupid right?) while claiming to be victims because the police won't let them bully Catholics.

The Fenians having their own parades with sun glasses and shots fired while the police stand to the side cos they might get hurt if they get involved. 

Both sides need to die ... it's as simple as that if we want peace.  

 Easter parade in New York.

Sure some Americans were dumb enough to fund the IRA and Gerry Adams from Sinn Fein may go there for fund raisers playing the romantic Irish heritage angle but most Americans think it's all Ireland anyways and that IRA stands for Individual Retirement Account. One thing you can say about the Yanks though, when they parade it's fun and a family event, you actually see people smiling too.

A Tribute To Ian Paisley

It's been a difficult week, first Ian Paisley dying at the young age of 88 (which is code for heil Hitler and he died on the 12th... did the Illuminati kill him?) and now Pope Benedict carking it too. Ian Paisley's legacy has been bandied about in the press as they try to say nice things about him, the Firebrand brimstone minister! which means he was a radical Christian fundamentalist, like calling someone a Hellraiser when in reality he drunks too much, gets into fights and is a bit of a dick.

The self-appointed champion of the loyal Protestant unionists, he was there at the beginning trying to get bridges named after his Protestant hero Edward Carson instead of calling it Queen's bridge ... aye, way too Fenian or was it way too ghey?

In the 50's he formed the loyalist vigilante group Ulster Protestant Action and baited Catholics into riots by attacking peaceful demonstrations.

According to Martin McGuiness the IRA’s Army Council never made an attempt on Paisley's life because he was more valuable alive. Sure the IRA would have thrived but with Paisley and his anti-Catholic hate speech that denied durty Fenians basic human rights, their membership and support soared.

On the other side in 1984 the UFF tried to shoot Gerry Adams but Loyalists are crap at killing and out of 20 shots they hit him three times in the neck, arm and shoulder. Worse than the LAPD. An off duty NCO in the Ulster Defence Regiment and an off duty policeman arrested the three suspects.    

 His favourite road sign was 'No entry' and he loved roundabouts.

Paisley fought a campaign against the legalising of homosexuality with his catchy "Save Ulster from sodomy!" slogan, it was made legal between consenting adults in 1982, we are ever so enlightened in Northern Ireland.

He was also not too fond of other things ..."Line dancing is as sinful as any other type of dancing, with its sexual gestures and touching. It is an incitement to lust" though his wife says that he was a fucking ninja between the sheets... it was as if he had something to prove.  

 Seen here rubbing bats together with his partner Martin McGuinness. 

Did Paisley protest too much about homosexuality? I mean he also said he'd never go into government with Sinn Féin "We are not going into government with Sinn Féin"  .... couldn't be any clearer and "I will never sit down with Gerry Adams... he'd sit with anyone. He'd sit down with the devil. In fact, Adams does sit down with the devil."

 Adams sitting with the devil.

Also "I am not going to sit down with bloodthirsty monsters who have been killing and terrifying my people" So yeah, Paisley probably got a little action on the doon low if you know what I mean .

Holding a big, hard hammer. 

In his last year of life Paisley tried to tell everyone that he was for peace all along and that Catholics were wronged and discriminated against..... um yeah, by you! His recollection grew a bit dodgy when anyone brought up him saying things like "They breed like rabbits and multiply like vermin" when talking about Catholics during a rally in 1969 .... I don't recall saying that. 

Tony Blair and Gerry Adams also have selective memories, it's like political alzheimer's . No one believed the shite that Paisley came out with at the end since this was the man to whom many UVF members devoted their lives to, and were driven to the murder of Catholics in the car of his speeches. 

Get it? driven to ..... ach never mind. 

Just like Adams who has also been called a peacemaker, half the trouble and problems would not have been there for these men to solve if they hadn't have created them. One thing you can say is that they do both get out of the way very quickly when the trouble starts.

So big Ian, for the trouble you've caused Northern Ireland which as been just as bad as what the IRA have done and the hatred you've incited I hope yer afterlife is one that you deserve. 

 

Northern Ireland, Love It Or Leave It

 I wonder what they are trying to say.

Top 'O' the morin to ya, to be sure .... potato! just some of the things you'd expect to hear in Northern Ireland because we're Irish with leprechauns an shit.

Leprechauns are actually the old gods that have been turned into an easy to mock caricatures by the early Christians. They didn't want their sort around here. St Patrick is celebrated for getting rid of the Pagans/Snakes .... imagine making a figure of religious intolerance a hero. The Pagans who didn't fall for the old 3 leaved clover trinity bullshit were converted at the point of a sword.  

So early on we've always discriminated and people like St Patrick came from elsewhere to tell us who to discriminate against ..... well except for St Patrick, like most of the saints having been made up. 

 A Polish woman with the block that came through her window.

DUP member John Smyth thought he'd get ahead in the polls by attacking the Poles. Even those who want to be community leaders are often hateful cunts. 

Since the 1500's the Catholics were persecuted under the rules of Henry VIII, Queen Elizabeth I, King James I and of course Cromwell when he ruled Britain, even the Protestants were persecuted if they weren't the right, sanctioned flavour of Prod .  It was all about getting rid of the Catholic Irish and taking their lands.

So we can't even abide our fellow white people who have the same faith but don't share the same exact believes.
HOW FUCKING STUPID IS THAT?

The English didn't see the Irish as civilized which is funny as it's the British Prods who are acting very uncivilized, not very British like at all.

Many of the lower class people of Northern Ireland don't politely queue or take their turn, they don't say "excuse me" or "please" and "thank you" they don't cover their mouths when they cough or sneeze and they just aren't nice.

Why did you just spit on the ground? did yer mouth just suddenly fill up with water? Ya know what Old Knudsen never needs to do? aye, he never needs to spit on the street, like most civilized people he swallows without even thinking about it a lot of the time, may be you should go see a doctor.

Not at all British, more in common with the blacks from the ghettos of the U.S. Old Knudsen has lived in the ghetto and he's lived in Northern Ireland so he kinda knows. You don't have manners, you dress in sweats and track suits, you don't value hard work or education and you can barely read, speak, write or comprehend English, you speak spidebonics.    

But you don't like black people .... not as if you've really actually met one.
  
So you have all these English and Scottish Prods who resettled the north east of Ireland, they hated the Irish who were Catholics, and they saw the Irish as little more than animals. There was a time when you could legally kill an Irish person as if you would a dog ..... weemen weren't treated much better but at least they knew their place.

Is it any wonder that Catholics wanted to blow James I up in Parliament?  The Catholics (after a few centuries) decided to stop being victims and began to hate Protestants right back. Now you have two lots of bigots begetting each other ..... ?

Yes I know the correct usage of the word. Doesn't beget or begot sound like someone saying bigot in a posh way? Like how people (like me) say Croissant in the proper French pronunciation of not really saying the 'T'. 

"Oh no, I'm not a bigot, I'm from the upper Malone road, I'm a begot." or does begot sound like a French loaf?

 Suffragette Emily Davidson does suicide by King's horse in 1913

All the while that this sectarianism is going on, weemen's rights are just being ignored. Sure they got the vote but attitudes towards weemen still do not see them as being equal to men. In Northern Ireland a woman is very often not taken seriously and needs a man to step in .... also with abortion being illegal here which is due to religious beliefs, it's the only thing that the Prods and Taigs can agree upon.
Weemen in the workplace make sure they have an inch of make up on and their high heels in order to do their jobs. It's funny seeing a female Doctor walking about in fuck me pumps with her cleavage hanging out rather than orthopedic trainers and a professional looking blouse.

It's like the people of Northern Ireland have put so much effort in hating others and playing at being oppressed that they just didn't get around to becoming self aware. The Troubles are used as a handy excuse but you know what? the fucking Troubles are over, dry yer eyes. Going on about heritage and culture when they don't even know who they are as individuals never mind as a people.   

 

We've had seven race related attacks in 10 days which included attacks with pipe bombs in DerryLondonDerry (rape city) and petrol bombs in Rathcoole. They don't mind at all if there are children in the houses because not attacking children would be to discriminate against them as that would be ageism and that would be very very wrong. 

If you have this big fuck off message as you enter the Rathcoole estate then you should know that you are entering a major inbreeding zone so don't expect a friendly welcome if yer an outsider. 

At the moment it's mostly Eastern Europeans getting the brunt of the attacks, you could compare them to the Mexicans of America if you will since they get treated just the same .

 Yokel, "coming over here taking our jobs and living on our welfare, how dare they, well ok I didn't want the jobs cos I'm lazy and I'm on welfare, I just hate to think that others are getting more than me..... besides, day don't fuckin talk English an there bound 2B Fenian."

There is no massive outcry of rage against these crimes as that is usually reserved for important issues like flags or a parade to commemorate some person who was blown up 30 years ago. 

The people of Northern Ireland are expected to put up with shit because they don't know any different and are not used to anything better, they are told how the Africans would be so grateful for this and for that and yes, they would be, except if they got them the locals would run them out.

Many things in Northern Ireland just get shrugged at and we are told, 'that is just how things are' and if you complain too much or have a differing opinion then just like the Republicans in the US you get told to 'love it or leave it.'  Why must we always have sectarian murals? Not very clear on that one. Do you know how easy it would be to paint over them and arrest people who try to paint more? Quite easy but no, the police stand and watch them do it. 

 

Christine and Micheal Bower are quitting politics to look after their two young children, getting paint

bombed for being in the Alliance party was a factor that helped them decide it too. 

So bombing someone and throwing bricks through their window for being a foreigner or for having a different political opinion is something to love? this is seen as normal Northern Ireland shit. Love it or leave it sounds very much like lump it or leave it and do without. 

Why would you put up with this shit, why would you run away from it by moving elsewhere? What if elsewhere had similar problems do you just move again? 

The love it or leave it option is not very well thought through. 

You don't have to love the cuntry you live in, there is not a law that says so but what if you did love yer cuntry but the the people in the cuntry were wankers and the cuntry was heading in the wrong direction what do you do? 

Old Knudsen would think that you'd try to change things and stand up for what is right. I'm not going to pretend all is well and put up with shit because that is the way it has always been done. I will speak out and when I win the lottery I'm out of this fucking third world backwater idiot province, until then I'm stuck here and those people who don't like me complaining about what bigoted racist arseholes they are  are stuck with me too. 

If you don't like me complaining about yer inbred incestuous ways then get some money together so I can live elsewhere but if you cum near me with one of yer pipe bombs at 3am as you hide in the shadows like the coward you are then I'll shove it so far up yer hole that you can light the fuse by opening yer mouth and wiping the shit off it. 

Northern Ireland ..... don't put up with it, change it. 

   

     

Loyalists Are Against Charity

Fleggers outside the city hall

Old Knudsen is pissed off.....   There is one thing Old Knudsen can't stand it's bullies and idiots and it seems like hes surrounded by all three. 

You in the know have heard of the Christmas single 'Last December'  for charity put out by LAD  ,it was for the charity group SOSBus NI   is a non-sectarian organization who do food drives and give assistance to the homeless and vulnerable people on the streets of Belfast.

A lovely wee tune set to the tune of Wham's horrible ear-worm hit 'Last Christmas' and used Northern Ireland friendly lyrics instead of the soppy shite that Wham had. It poked gentle fun at the Fleggers but it was for a worthy cause.

Who could possibly have any problem with helping the vulnerable people of Belfast?  

Wha? the Fleggers don't like charity?

The Protestant Coalition  are always trying to scam er collect money and don't forget the money raised for those sent to prison for rioting and for tea and biscuits for the Twat-all protest camp .... where is that money by the way?  Nice fleg, is it new?

SOSBus NI received threats from Fleggers angry at having small cocks and at anything connected in anyway what so ever to LAD.....
What kind of arsehole threatens a charity? ... There has been no condemnation from any Loyalists over this so they must see that as being ok, I bet they hit weemen and molest children too.  They look the type.

SOSBus NI had to decline the offer of a donation but since most of the people who follow LAD
aren't sectarian bigoted cunts, the charity has received many donations from the news of this outrage.

Then you know what the Fleggers did? they blamed LAD for picking that charity and endangering it's workers.

Flegger logic: If you hadn't of picked that charity then we wouldn't of had to threaten them. How dare you put the charity workers in danger by using yer mind control to make us threaten and bully them.

Nat are fault mate, we did do nathin! ..... except threaten a charity out of accepting money because we didn't like where it came from. It should be good honest money from UVF and UDA drug sales.

Can Loyalists get any more stupid?

Why yes they can.

Once the charity single went on sale (to an unnamed charity now) they then contacted the distributors of the single, ya know Amazon, iTunes and Google player and ranted to them about the imaginary political implications (we'll boykat yose with are 10 million brethren and find out where you live and we'll also blame yose the next time we riot)    

So the distributors pulled the song ..... fucking wimps! Old Knudsen has his copy and when he figures out how to use this computer he'll burn it onto some vinyl discs and sell them at the market.

Over this time Old Knudsen has been lied too and has seen the true colours of some when the going gets tough and he is not impressed. Others talk behind his back and the cock sucking cuntbags call him rude names and spy on him.
You have a problem with me then you talk to me ..... otherwise fuck off.  
  

 Old Knudsen sees all

In the middle of 2012 when Old Knudsen was all alone slagging off flags and paramilitaries before it became trendy, he thought, 'ach why does no one care? ... why are they putting up with this shite?' Then LAD appeared like a white  knight of any color to lift up his weary arm so that he could strike another blow with his mighty sword of justice and wit.

Old Knudsen didn't serve during the Troubles just to have this shit continue. Why have we not moved on Stormont? Why are there still UVF and IRA parades?

At this moment in Northern Ireland you have Dissidents looking for attention with bombs and bullets. You also have Loyalists/Fleggers looking for attention with parades and who can shout the loudest about their human rights being violated.

They are all fuckwits and will fail. They are bullies, thugs and abusers. Their words and actions need to be shown up for what they are as normal decent people should not have to put up with these displays of pissing on territory ..... It has gone on for too long.
 

 Loyalists train their children to hate and to riot when X-Factor is on.

 

Old Knudsen stands along side LAD who are one of the few good guys in this struggle for a non-sectarian Northern Ireland where people don't get on like retarded junkie monkeys on the drink.

Some may accuse us of all sorts of things, .... yer not Prod enough or yer not Taig enough or you didn't go hard enough on yon Flegger you were slagging off, you deleted my comments, yer scamming money from people, you put up a Facebook page telling everybody who it is attacking the charity single blah blah blah.... 

I've realised over the years that those who accuse you are usually guilty of what they accuse you off .... fucking cycle of abuse dude and the tyres are flat.

How many fucks do I give? ...... answers on a postcard to YER MA!

The lyrics of Last December

It's been a year of flag protests and it has produced nothing but embarrassment and failure, these scumbags do not deserve my flag . Children have a tantrum when they can't get something they want so grow the fuck up and stop being an obstacle towards progress and how about some grace and dignity while yer at it.

If ya don't want to donate to charity then don't do it, just don't be a total cunt about it.