Are The UDA Simply The Best?

It's that time of the year in Northern Ireland where the authorities who have been ignoring the sectarian murals all year now turn a blind eye to the Loyalist paramilitary flags criminal gang colours being flown from every lamp post to mark their territory like a dog pissing on a tree  on the run up to the 12th July annual shit stirring Protestant cultural celebration.

The story of Tina Turner's people not being able to legally force the UDA from using the 'simply the best' motto is well enough known, that works because no one takes charge or denies they are in charge. They may get some attention seeking patsy to look like they are in charge as a distraction.

 Jamie Bryson professional UVF patsy playing Angry prods on his phone.

Kanye West does have something to say though, "Let me stop you there for a moment, I think we can all agree that as terrorist organizations go the Loyalist ones have never been very good, even the IRA were better but as for the best, ISIS is the obvious best."  

He has a point. Who makes millions on captured oil refineries? Who has armies running away and leaving all their cool, expensive and up to date American equipment behind? Who has people from all over the world traveling to join them?

If anyone traveled to join the UDA or any other Northern Ireland criminal scumbag drug dealing group it would only be brain damaged Scots from Glasgow who never had a life anyways and were running from Scottish sectarian gangs for trying to sell drugs on their turf.

 

ISIS maybe goat fucking rapists (as far as we know the UDA only rape their own children) but they are media savvy and way better educated than the Loyalist M8's with their courage fueled by alcohol.
When was the last time Obama made a speech specifically about the UDA? I'm sorry but most of the world doesn't know what UDA, UVF or UFF are, yer all Irish to them. Even many Americans think that IRA is an individual retirement account .... no way the best in any shape or form.

It's like someone with low self esteem telling themselves in the mirror, "I am important, I do matter" before they leave the hoose with their chest puffed out past their beer gut.

Even  Al-Qaeda are better than Northern Ireland terrorist gangs, even the Khorosan group are better and they were made up by the Obama administration just to scare the public for fucks sake.

Kanye called it, you are simply lame.

  

Another Marching Season Of Joy

Baton twirler and UVF/Lemur butt monkey boy Jamie Bryson.

It's good to see Jamie Bryson applying himself to something that doesn't require giving an opinion. The wanna be politician who doesn't have any answers but at least knows what he doesn't like was out in his pseudo military band costume to march in celebration of the Pagan festival of Easter ... Gawd was not amused. 

Let me guess yon forever bag there contains the beer or bottle of beat the wife otherwise known as Bandsman courage.  

Look at the smile on that lanyard's face, bandsmen give dirty looks not grins. 

The Belfast Telegraph was keen to show all the fat miserable looking bandsmen and wee liddle Jamie enjoying getting his picture taken, nothing gives Jamie joy like having a camera pointed at him. It makes him feel all impotent like.

At this point Dr S. Knudsen concludes that Jamie was raised being told that he was never good enough and strove to seek the approval of others and was probably bullied ... or should have been. He needs lots of hugs and reassurances and to man the fuck up you little loser. 

Being too young for the Troubles and only being a child when the peace agreement was signed, sauntering about in a funky ass costume is all that he can do ... since he doesn't have the balls to join the actual military, just like all those other pseudo tough guys who prefer to have gangs and numbers on their side. 

Old Knudsen knows the type, on their own they'll act tough with their voices shrieking in excited fear and will walk off muttering about how you should watch yerself then after a few drinks for courage they enlist a few friends and return to threaten you more but if you aren't there and it's dark they may bravely vandalize something before running away .... it's the Northern Ireland way. No honor no guts and no police to stop them. (Northern Ireland police don't like confrontation)   

It does annoy Old Knudsen that they hi-jack the memory of brave men and women who actually went to war , they talked the talk then walked the walk, these cunts today only walk and mouth off. Old Knudsen served and went to war so he can say fuck all you pretend friends to soldiers, they only like dead soldiers anyways. Someone's memory to utilize as a moral high ground tool. 

Nothing says respect for the war dead like cake does.

The Easter parade went off without any trouble, the Parades commission was paying attention and would impose sanctions on the bands if they broke any of the rules laid out. However when the bands reached the point where the restrictions didn't apply they bravely played their sectarian tunes relating to the potato famine .... which is funny considering that their descendants no doubt suffered to some extant during that time and were 100% Irish since Northern Ireland was not British then, so they are pissing on their own family. Well done morons.      

Doesn't wee Jamie look so proud during 'his' parade? The Ulster Protestants say they don't like Americans because a few in Boston sent money to the IRA but try their hardest to be American and I don't just mean with their lame Hollister clothes and the American quotes, tunes and soundbites they use. MLK jr quotes on UVF murals, Sloop John B, These colours never run and Red river valley etc etc.

    American baton twirlers .... which are usually gurls.

I would have thought that Jamie would have played the skin flute but I'm sure he is good at baton twirling .... I'm sure he knows his way around a hard shaft of wood, I bet he handles the shaft with skill. I bet he polishes the end nicely before coming out er I mean going out. 

The useless ones in the band ... I'm sure it's a great honor. Some of those lads have fine child bearing hips.

Jamie can smell a camera at 40 paces, you can just sense his excitement as he tries to stand out as the best stick walker. Eyes front you little turd. I wonder if he suggested re-naming his band of mall cop looking twats to the Jamie Bryson appreciation boy band. 

Like I said they are so American. Attention hoors claiming that their people are the victim no matter what the scenario and blaming someone else. 'We are poorly educated because of whitey and slavery' .... 'We are poorly educated because of Sinn Fein/IRA who chip away at our culture.'   

After a few hundred years any reasons or issues should not have any influence on the events of today, c'mon people pull yer heads out of yer arse. This is as bad as saying that an imaginary sand savage 2000 years ago had a problem with gheys getting married.  Also yer education is free for fucks sake, only you are are preventing yerself from learning.

 The Catholics with their costumes and peace lily badges ... dumb da dumb da dumb!

Yet another Silly Season    Marching Season is upon us, the same old regurgitated crap every year. The Prods defiantly breaking the laws of Her Majesty the Queen ... in the name of Loyalism (I did say they were stupid right?) while claiming to be victims because the police won't let them bully Catholics.

The Fenians having their own parades with sun glasses and shots fired while the police stand to the side cos they might get hurt if they get involved. 

Both sides need to die ... it's as simple as that if we want peace.  

 Easter parade in New York.

Sure some Americans were dumb enough to fund the IRA and Gerry Adams from Sinn Fein may go there for fund raisers playing the romantic Irish heritage angle but most Americans think it's all Ireland anyways and that IRA stands for Individual Retirement Account. One thing you can say about the Yanks though, when they parade it's fun and a family event, you actually see people smiling too.

The Plague Infested Lemurs Of Madagascar

You may have thought that with Old Knudsen changing his medication that he gave up his fight against the oncoming lemur invasion. He has merely been laying low but still contacting the relevant authorities on their evil lemur activities.

On the lemurian homeland of  Madagascar the furry wee fuckers have been busy working on biological agents to rid the planet of this human infestation .... their words, not mine.

In the secret labs in the city of Antananarivo, lemur/human hybrids work under the supervision of one of the Overlords to find new and exciting strains of disease in which to infect humans with.

Fruit bats infected with Ebola were released from here at the end of last year with orders to infect the local food chain known as bush meat .... we'd call them monkeys. Lemurs despise monkeys in much of the way an English person would hate an Irish person and so do not care about monkey deaths or using them as Ebola fodder.

Mouth watering, don't you just want to stick a pin in that?

The lemurs have broken out an oldie but goodie. Forty people have died so far from bubonic plague in Madagascar with at least 80 others infected. Plague maybe a classic but compared to Ebola it's just a sniffle. It is thought that many modern Europeans whose ancestors survived the plague back in ye olden times may have a natural immunity for it today.

Old Knudsen catches many a plague or crotch rot just so future generations may be rewarded. Nothing to do with me sex addiction, I'm being altruistic .... yer welcome. 

Look at how those bulging eyes burn into yer soul judging you with their scorn.

If diagnosed early, bubonic plague can be treated with antibiotics but how long will it be before they create an antibiotic resistant strain? The level of rats in Madagascar combined with the high population density of the cities make the perfect storm for a flea infested rat epidemic to occur. The pneumonic form of the disease is the most dangerous one with 2% of the cases having it, that means it can be spread via cough. 

The rat infested prisons are a major worry for the World Health Organisation, the prisoners don't like it much either.  

Lemurs have infiltrated all levels of society, even the lowest.

The lemurs do indeed have a rat breeding program going on along with their fruit bat and bird programs. Lemurs are the real danger not Al Qaeda,  Al-Shabab, Boko Harem or ISIS and are at the moment planning to carry out attacks on US soil and probably other surfaces such as asphalt and concrete. 

Are all yer US drones tied up in Afghanistan or can ya spare a few for Madagascar? 

US troops are hoping to be doon to 9,800 by the end of this year in Ganners and were to be only used to advise and train, now they'll be allowed to fight again so not really getting withdrawn from there, yes Obama is a lemur.   

Some may say that Old Knudsen is insane and he'll say WHO THE HELL GAVE YOU A FUCKING PH FUCKING D IN PSYCHOLOGY? Or he may just brand you an agent for disinformation. 

Willie Frazer has never responded to Old Knudsen's accusations of being a lemur hybrid.

Not to sound paranoid but lemurs are everywhere and are always watching us. Do you know someone of limited mental capacity who seems just a tad creepy? probably a lemur hybrid. Sometimes they  slip up and forget to use the membrane that makes their eyes look human and then there is the smell, like cat pee and pine. They cover it up with lots and lots of perfume or deodorant.

Those smelly old people in yer way in the grocery store .... lemur/hybrids, it makes their day if they piss off a human, it's what they were made to do.

They play a dangerous game of provoking, inciting and instigating events that can only be described as farcical. Their limited IQ means that they have no higher reasoning abilities and see things in black and white ..... it's their fault, I'm innocent, it's not fair!  

Ever just see someone and think, if there is a god then why the fuck would he waste the gift of life on a total wank stain like that?   

Lemurs are out there, lemurs are real and lemurs know where you sleep at night.

Nigel Farage Is Not A Racist

 

 Not hi-jacking the British legion's poppy campaign ... they just ran out of small ones.

Nigel Farage the leader of the British Neo-Nazi right wight political group Ukip has had to constantly defend his party members against claims of racism usually due to the fact that they work with and defend racists, and that racists are drawn to Ukip and its members do tend to say racist things. Just because you are anti-immigrant and anti-European and think that cute names like wog, tar baby or ting tong are not offensive that doesn't mean yer a racist.

So when Farage showed off his tattoos on Twitter he yet again had to defend himself from the politically correct Nazis as he calls them. The 14 is not for the 14 words that the founder of the American Nazi Party said,  "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" and the 88 do not mean the 8th letter in the alphabet and stands for Heil Hitler!

Farage is kinda dumb and drinks a lot, 1488 is his pin number for his bank card, this is just a fancy idea so he never forgets it .... totally not racist and it's shameful how you all jump on him like this about every little thing.
 

Halloween is fun at the Farage house, well not for his wife who is permanently chained to the kitchen sink ... no seriously she is. 

The liberal wusses have even denounced him for joining the KKK but who hasn't joined dodgy book clubs etc that keep sending you books and won't let you leave? ... Probably the same thing. Doesn't mean he's racist.

I once mistakenly bought a subscription to 'Men who like fisting' thinking that it was a magazine about bare knuckle fighting, aye sure there were plenty of bare knuckles but it was an honest mistake and they have automatically renewed me for the last 3 years so I'm trapped, it's a total disgrace.  I'm also stuck with Gender Benders bi-monthly and Grannies who self harm, you may say well why don't I just phone up and cancel them? .... you walk a mile in my shoes you judgmental bastards!  
 

Sure Farage may have been an agent of Hydra and worked closely with the Nazis collecting powerful relics to use as weapons for world domination but that doesn't mean that he shares the Nazi ideology.

Do you blame the friends of murderers who didn't commit that murder? They may have drove them to the murder, held their coat, lied to the police but that does not make them a murderer and so being a Hydra agent does not make him a Nazi racist.  

We were all surprised when he pulled off his face to reveal he was in fact the Red Skull, his neighbours all said what a nice quiet man, that did obviously explain all the missing cats in the area .... still doesn't make him a racist.  

Those who vote Ukip are not racist either, they just want rid of all the fucking immigrants. The UK has 13% of the population having been born out of the UK, these mostly come from India, Poland, Pakistan and Ireland then Germany in 5th place ... it's funny that you only seem to see the Romanian or African ones on the news.

Ethnic inbreed white people of the UK are doon to 80% and in London being white is a minority at 45%  which is no doubt why they have their panties in a wad, can't let Johnny black chappie get one over on us.
Don't worry if you use Islam as part of who you try to discriminate against because the UK is still a Christian cuntry at 59% while Islam is at 4.4% it's the 32% who have no religion or won't say what they are that you have to worry about. 

Old Knudsen has met immigrants who work harder, are more intelligent, better educated and speak better English than many of the locals so he welcomes immigrants since he has been one himself. Language does tend to get confusing about this issue, is it the immigrants who come over totally legally and live and work that you have a problem with cos we prefer to call them migrants, or is it the black and brown ones without any passports who rush the port of Calais to try and sneak into the UK that you have trouble with? 


Ever see a local working the outside car wash places? Locals are too busy claiming the dole and protesting against immigrants over here taking all the jobs. Sure there are problems with some immigrants just like there are problems with the locals. You don't have to be white to be British. People like Ukip seem to tar all immigrants with the same brush pardon my racist pun. If people travel the EU then fine it's legal, no one is forcing the UK to give them welfare, if they qualify for it then what is yer fucking problem?

Hitler blamed the Jews for all of Germany's woes .... not that I'm comparing what Ukip do to what the Nazis did, oh no.

Nigel also likes the odd sociable drink, hey who doesn't? Next you'll say that it makes him an alcoholic too.

He can't help it if he's popular with the ladies, if Old Knudsen was ghey he'd totally suck him off. Like Brad Pitt and George Clooney morphed into the same body ... if you don't want to suck that off then yer just a fag.

The Uk is famous for its pubs with warm flat beer and ugly people ... this is culture!

Fuck yer liver do you hate yer cuntry or something?

A real man drinks beer and lots of it. Winston Churchill led the cuntry half blootered, luckily TV wasn't big back then.

And another thing, I'll tell ya about those bloody immigrants coming over here from Ebola, molesting our children .... do you know how hard it is to get a virgin in the UK? Ya have to go to those Catholic priests for one of them and it'll cost ya.

Hitler had the right idea, putting all the odd ones into camps so you don't have to look at them on the street. Not the Jews of course as that would be wrong! nah we love our 0.7% of Jews it's the gay and disabled Muslims that make me sick.

You buy the next one and I'll tell you why it's only queers who like women.

Could Cameron do this? .... Next fucking Prime Minister needs a refill!

 If you want to interview me then get me a keg of stout and some class pornos that I haven't read.

Cheers ..... again.

 I don't mind being the meat in the sandwich as long as it's white bread.

I thought someone was joining me so I started early because I'm charming and funny with a few dozen drinks in me.

Whoa shit maybe I have had too many this time.

Ukip's scheme to make all potential terrorists wear hi-viz vests with the words 'Muslim Insurgent' on the back, they don't care if you are a Sikh, Sunny or Shite Muslim yer wearing one .

So Nigel Farage isn't a racist anymore than he is an alcoholic, he can stop at any time he wants just like he can with his smoking, glue huffing and tie collecting. There is something lurking beneath the surface though, something I can't put my finger on, he says he is the voice of the British people (in that case the British are all hateful retards) yet he pronounces his name the way Americans garage.

I will keep my eye on this daft drunken sod with no real policies on anything, it's like if Jamie Bryson was 50, English and popular. I don't know much about anything or how to fix it but I do know what I don't like and what I am against and that will be my political platform. Oh and Jamie Bryson isn't a hateful sectarian bigot, he just doesn't like Fenians.